Glory of the Sun God (Marvel Sun God)

Chapter 965: Incredible Joke Life

"You're kidding me, you must be kidding me." Little Wade laughed and immediately began to defend himself. "Why am I a wanted criminal? Don't be joking. I am a serious person. I have always done legal business. I have never even done anything like tax evasion, let alone saying that I am wanted. You There must be a mistake.”

"It can't be a mistake." With a smile, Little Spider pinched his chin and said to Wade. "According to the news, there were five prisoners in Egypt's very serious world security incident. In addition to Apocalypse, who had been eliminated, Victor, Cable and Cyclops, who were imprisoned, only had one code name left. Deadpool's mercenary has not yet been captured and brought to justice. According to the prisoner's description, this guy named Deadpool looks very similar to you."

"Does it look like it? Maybe it's just a real resemblance. You have to know that a guy like me who is awakened by his handsomeness every day must have a lot of admirers and imitators. Maybe it's just someone who worships his idol too much. This guy just put on my outfit and caused trouble everywhere. You have to know that this kind of thing can't be prevented."

Pulling off the mask on his face, Little Wade said this in an innocent tone.And suddenly, as if he thought of something, he immediately said to the little spider.

"Otherwise, this time it will be regarded as my friendship to provide you with help, and it will not count as money. And for the sake of our relationship being so good, you can just pretend that you haven't seen me. How about we meet again next time?"

"Not very" shook his head, and a sly smile immediately appeared on the little spider's face. "You have to know that as long as I report you at this time and assign you any charges, you won't be able to think about it for the rest of your days. In this era of comprehensive intelligent machine management, you can't even be honest. It is unlikely that the earth will appear in human society. So, if you want to have an easier life in the future, then you can only choose to listen to me."

"Listen to you and ask Uncle Wade to listen to you."

Deadpool spoke in a long tone, obviously very dissatisfied with this request.Seeing his reaction, the little spider immediately turned to him and said to him.

"Yes, listen to me. As long as you can help me send these people to a safe place, I can ask the superiors to give you a leniency and temporarily lift the wanted order against you. Even if If you are willing, I can ask your superiors to give you a job with good wages and benefits. What do you think? Do you want to consider it?"

"I always feel like there's some conspiracy here. You don't look like a good person."

A guy with a dark and purple soul who is so sinful would actually say that he is not a good person. This really makes the little spider a little confused about what to say.If he didn't see this guy as a tease, and he really needed this guy's help now.Just for these sins on his body, Little Spider can give him an eye of judgment.So at the moment, he could only say to Wade angrily.

"I'm just giving you a suggestion. If you don't want to, that's up to you. But what about the consequences?"

This suggestion sounded extremely threatening, and after feeling the threat, Wade grinned, and finally put his arm on Little Spider's shoulder and smiled at him.

"Okay, my dear friend. Since we are so in love, this kind of thing is not negotiable. But can I ask first? If I agree to work for you, how will the basic salary be calculated? , how should the bonus for missions be calculated as weekly salary or monthly salary? Who should get the mission confiscated?"

"You have to discuss this kind of thing with me yourself, I'm only responsible for the introduction."

After slapping Wade's hand away, Little Spider greeted the captain who was so frightened that he could barely move, asking him to act as quickly as possible.At this time, Wade also whistled and shouted to the side of the river bank.

"Xia Kela, let's go quickly. I've found a boat that can go out. The ticket is free."

This shout made Little Spider immediately widen his blazing eyes. He looked at the inconspicuous guy next to him with some disbelief and asked him in surprise.

"You actually have an accomplice"

"Look what you said, I am the little Wade who is loved by everyone and blooms with flowers. How could I not have two or three reliable friends by my side?"

Wade shyly held up his face and made an unbearable expression of a coquettish bitch.At this time, the little spider's eyes were not on him at all. He had already put his eyes on the companion who was summoned by Wade's whistle.

First of all, this is a woman.It sounds a bit unbelievable. A guy like Wade who talks nonsense and bitches actually has a woman willing to stay by his side. This really makes people feel that there is something wrong with the world.And it makes people feel even more unacceptable

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What's more, this woman is also very beautiful, far beyond the standard of normal people.

The exquisite face that looks extremely charming makes people unable to help but look away once they see it.And that almost perfect female figure has directly elevated her charm ability to an exaggerated level.In theory, such a woman should give people a feeling of debauchery.But Little Spider didn't feel this way. Instead, she could feel a strange classicism and nobility from her body.It's as if this is not an ordinary beauty, but a legendary princess who has traveled through thousands of years.

I have to say that meeting such a woman at this time is really surprising.And when he saw her hugging Wade's arm as soon as she floated onto the boat, the little spider's inner surprise deepened even more.He knows what Deadpool Wade Wilson looks like.

The Sky Hammer Bureau has collected a lot of key information about top-secret organizations in the world.Among them, they also kept a complete record of the information about the x organization that had been forcibly disbanded.Among them, as a fugitive and wanted top-secret criminal, Deadpool Wade Wilson's information will naturally be known to anyone who has the ability to capture him.

This is a death mercenary, a top figure who can skillfully use this murderous weapon and is proficient in melee combat and sword skills.Of course, these can only make him a dangerous human being, not a character that even superheroes must be afraid of.

What's really scary about him is that he accepted experiments from the X organization.Because he was suffering from cancer, in order to save himself, he accepted the mutant genetic modification of the x organization.From a certain perspective, this experiment was successful.He escaped the fate of death and successfully survived the disease.But he could be considered a failure, because the cancer cells spread throughout his body, turning him into an image of neither human nor ghost.

How to describe that image? It's hard for Little Spider to explain clearly. He can only say that if someone can look at his face and eat it, they can be regarded as a strong person mentally.

And with such a face that makes people unable to eat, there is actually such a beautiful woman willing to make such an intimate gesture with him.He really didn't know what to say.

And as if she saw the confusion and confusion on the little spider's face, the woman named Xia Kela raised the corners of her mouth, showing a charming smile that made people's hearts tremble, and then asked the little spider.

"I can see that you seem to be very interested in my relationship with Wade."

"Well, that's right. Are you familiar with him?"

Having said these words tactfully, Little Spider showed that he meant no offense while directly expressing his inner curiosity.To be honest, at his age, he is really curious.Since Xia Kela asked this, he naturally followed the stick.

"Of course" Xia Kela could understand the implication of the little spider's words, and she answered him without any concealment. "I am familiar with every part of Wade's body. In other words, I can accept playing any tricks or positions with him. You should understand what I mean."

"I understand, I understand." Faced with such a straightforward answer, Little Spider suddenly felt ashamed.He really didn't realize that this was such an open-minded woman.At the same time, he had to admire this woman's strong taste.What should he say about this feeling? It is really the invincible rush of true love.

At this time, Wade, who was listening to the two people talking in code, came back to his senses. He first pulled his arm, but failed to pull his arm out of Xia Kela's arms. , he could only transfer his firepower to the little spider and asked him maliciously.

"I feel something is wrong. It seems like you are saying something bad about me."

"This is your illusion." Faced with this question, Little Spider would definitely not admit it.Of course, he also has his own explanation for his behavior. "I'm just telling the truth. Wade, feel your conscience and tell me what your face looks like."

"What do you want to say, my balls were splashed with sulfuric acid?"

"Please, can you please stop speaking in such a pornographic tone. Can we use a more suitable adjective, for example, fried golf balls?"

"Ah, I love this. This adjective reminds me of when my face was white."

After patting Spider-Man hard on the shoulder, Deadpool showed him a rare kindness.

"You know, I appreciate you more and more. There are very few guys who are as in tune with me as you. How about we take some time to get a room and talk. Believe me, I am very interested in butt shaping. I'm still very confident about the shape." To be continued.

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