I'm too strong as an elf envoy

"Lin Tian, ​​why did you bring...that elf into the house?" The Spirit Emperor asked curiously. He felt that something was wrong with this kid just now, and he confirmed this and that.

"It's nothing, I... prefer to let elves have close contact and pet elves." Lin Tian smiled narcissistically, then turned his head to look at the Fish Dragon King: "right?"

The fish dragon king was dumbfounded on the spot.

what's wrong?

But he still immediately responded with a smile: "Yes, yes, yes."

After finishing speaking, Lin Tian intentionally waited for a while,

Discovered that there was no thunder outside this time? !

Could it be that what this kid said was the truth?Lin Tian didn't believe it: "Really?"

"Really, really, really." The Fish Dragon King said three truths in a row, and his head shook.

Still no thunder outside.

"Fortunately there was no thunder, otherwise your collection... But it's okay, I love elves the most."

The Fish Dragon King cried again, what wrong did he do in his life, to meet such a master, what's wrong with having a little hobby, why can he be used as a threat to him.

To be honest, I dare to think about it in my heart, this Lin Tianchong elf?

That's just nonsense. If you can't hit it with eight poles, the elf next to you may not have seen it, but who is the Fish Dragon King? His eyes are very sharp.

When Miris entered the room, the small eyes of resentment were almost smoking black smoke, and he wished to stick it directly to Lin Tian's face.

It's a pity, it's useless, you have to go in if you should go in.

That shit was obviously forced, it was so cruel, and he sympathized with it, why would they meet... It was all because they knew each other from Lin Tian.

They are all in the same situation, and they all fall into the hands of the big devil Lin Tian. What can they do? Although sometimes... this Lin Tian is quite good, he can barely be regarded as a bad friend.

Parodia closed his eyes and turned a deaf ear, while the Giant Stone Spirit King was whining beside him, and he was still indifferent.

The choice is correct. In the face of absolute power, not moving is the wisest choice. If you move, you will only be one, and the blue-haired old man will only increase the number of torture targets.

However, he could also feel that these two people...except for behaving a little strangely, they didn't seem to want to take their lives.

Any elf with a discerning eye can see that the young man named Lin Tian intends to bring the elf of Miris in his hand into contact with Yumina.

"Oh, boy Lin Tian, ​​what did you say just now that thunder is not thunder?"

"It's nothing, metaphysics, that stuff is all metaphysics." Lin Tian rubbed his brows, is this really so mysterious?He thundered when he lied, and when the fish dragon king spoke, the words against his will appeared on his face, and it was useless to make a fart outside.

"Thunder? There is no thunder outside. When I rushed over, it was quiet outside."

"Then what happened to the two noises just now?"

"Sound, I was flying too fast in the sky at that time, and I didn't control the strength when I landed. Is the noise loud enough?"

"There should be another sound. It sounded twice in a row. You landed once...the sound doesn't match up."

Linghuang thought for a while, looked at the complete stone wall not far away and said a little embarrassedly: "I broke in through the wall, could that sound be what you call the second thunder?"

The truth came out.

No wonder, after the second sound came out, I felt a little shaking around.

"Then since there is no thunder...?" Lin Tian accidentally glanced at the Fish Dragon King who was chatting with Mona Lisa.

there,

The Fish Dragon King kept gesturing with two pairs of shark fins: "You are so good-looking, why did you choose to follow Lin Tian? Look at it... Well!"

He just felt hairy on his back, could it be that the bad things he did before were discovered?

"Old... Basketball King, can you stop slapping me? Just say a word and smack me. I really can't bear it anymore."

"I can't take it anymore, let me tell you, if it wasn't for you being too ink-stained, the old man wouldn't be buried alive by this spoiled brat." Linghuang patted the remaining dust on his hair twice: "Or let's just say hello!" Stop asking for it."

The Giant Stone Spirit King covered his mouth, already suspecting Lingsheng, this old man must be sick, he just wanted to educate this young man, you two are acting, it is impossible for him to lead you two here.

"It was too much to say accidentally."

"Talking too much, you have said that sentence more than 100 times, and it's just a short distance, just keep nagging!"

"Then what do you two say?"

"Seal your mouth." Lin Tian pulled Linghuang aside, plotting something.

"Would it be too cruel, anyway, he is still a third-level god."

"Then what do you say?"

"Head off."

"Isn't tm nonsense? It's not bloody, or it will be cut into a human stick?"

Although it was a conspiracy, the sound was loud enough for everyone in the living room of the castle to hear it.

The giant stone spirit king's hair stood up all over his body, and every time they mentioned a punishment, they would hum in horror.

Is tm so cruel?

"Help me, save me, Parodia."

"Take care of yourself, I will be by your side to accompany you." Parodia didn't say another word, closed her eyes and continued to enter a state of selflessness.

No matter how the Giant Stone Spirit King shakes, there is no response.

Finished!

My heart is completely cold. It is not easy to become a third-level god. I didn't expect to fall into the hands of a young man and an old man today.

"We...have finished discussing it!"

Judgment is coming!

The Spirit Emperor sorted out his words, and said slowly, as if announcing his uncle, "We both think you have a good attitude. Although you are an evil spirit, you are still... ahem, sorry, we decided to give you a lighter sentence. I’ll punish you with death.”

"Hmm!!!" The Giant Stone Spirit King's entire body was distorted.

"I'm sorry, I'm just kidding. Don't be so nervous. I'll force you to sit in the corner and think about your mistakes for two days. During this period, you will keep reciting the inscription on the humble room to show your determination... you can correct your mistakes after you know them."

Giant Stone Spirit King: "???"

Facing the wall and thinking about it, he knew what a humble room inscription was, and he had to memorize it for two days in a row. Could it be some special elf's curse secret?

As long as you recite silently, your heart will feel like being eaten by insects. Isn't it like this, and all thoughts will be ashamed? !

"Come to Lin Tian, ​​go and tell him what the humble room inscription is."

"OK." Lin Tian seemed to recall his junior high school career. He just said it casually at that time, but he didn't expect to find it in his mobile phone!

"Come and take a look and read with me. This is a humble room, but I am kind to my virtue..."

...

In the room of the old castle, Yumina sat awkwardly on a big soft white bed with tears in her eyes. She knew what she was going to face next, but the cause of all this was her own negligence. It will cause such a big disaster.

Yumina was mentally prepared, took a deep breath, closed her eyes, the room could hear needles dropping, and only the beating sound of her heart could be heard.

"elder brother..."

The door closed, and Miris stood in front of the door anxiously, motionless.

"Ah...hello?"

Hello?

Yumina's body trembled. She seemed to have heard this voice before. When she opened her eyes, she found Miris standing a meter away in front of her with a look of embarrassment. She didn't take another step.

"Why is it you? Where's that boy?" Yumina asked in a low voice, holding onto the quilt tightly with both hands.

"What do you say?"

Miris picked out his ears, wondering if it was because of shouting to Lin Tian, ​​there was something wrong with his ears, such a small voice, can you tell the mosquitoes?

Yumina: "...."

"Why did you come in, not that boy."

"How do I know this? He's a cunt and I like the type he likes. I told him that I like people who can be pinched, but he still doesn't listen. I'm really convinced." Miris vented his dissatisfaction to his heart's content. : "Don't be so nervous. I like people with big breasts. I'll go out when I feel like it. If it doesn't work, I'll put some ketchup on the sheets."

Miris began to plan how to hide from the world, and Lin Tian's personality must be checked.

"Well...you need to put ketchup on it, right..."

Yumina froze for a moment, then quickly shook her head. Although she was a little annoyed, she didn't know what the elf was talking about for a while.

But listening to this meaning, it seems that she will still do the things in her mind.

"what?"

"What the hell, why don't you understand? When Haiyang Xing tied you up, I said that I like big breasts. Small breasts don't bring that kind of pleasure. You don't understand. It's just a little girl movie. Don't be nervous, I just want to fake the scene after the incident." As Miris said, he grabbed the sheet with both hands, pulled it forward for a limited time, then pulled it back, and then took out the light wheel and scratched the sheet. .

Faking signs that may appear on the bed after exercising: "Probably, I've been here for a while, and I feel that the amplitude can be a little bigger. If you move out of the way, you're in the way."

Umina blinked her big watery eyes, a little confused.

"you...."

"What am I? Think about what I told you on Ocean Star. I am very principled. If there is movement here, you can roll again here. Finally, if you add hundreds of millions of details, Lin Tian will definitely not be able to find it." Busy. It lasted more than ten minutes, and these traces were all Miris learned from the materials. They were accumulated day and night.

Although it is said that the mobile phone has been confiscated by Lin Tian.

"My breasts are small?" Yumina blushed. This scene seemed to have scored twice, which was the greatest insult to her.

"Don't discuss this, can you clamp it?"

Although I don’t know what Miris is talking about, even for an elf, when certain aspects are denied, there is not much that can be taken care of in his head, and he opens his mouth and says: "Clamp it!"

Mireis ignored her and continued to add the so-called details, which were as close as the front to the back. It was different from the flat one. He could believe this nonsense.

"Why don't you come and try it. If you can clamp it, you can clamp it." Yumina continued, although she didn't know what it meant. She was so angry that she wanted to be brave in everything. What was necessary? It can be done.

"Let's play while I'm busy here. Why don't you go see if there is water in the shower room over there? Is there a lot of water? Make it look like you've taken a bath."

Miris said casually, he was not in the mood to spend too much time with this girl named Yumina.

The time can't be too short, which doesn't fit his brave and invincible elf character.

"What water, there is water, there is a lot of water, what are you going to do?"

In the room, there was a burst of noise from two elves.

Lin Tian was still asking the Giant Stone Spirit King to recite the humble chamber inscription, when he heard the rhetoric taken out of context in the house.

"These two elves are very good at playing... Don't be distracted. Hurry up. Two days will be increased to three days. Come and say to me, the mountains are not high, but the immortals are famous..."

Stone Spirit King: "@#￥%...."

This is torture, this tm is blatant torture, he is following along very seriously, it is clear that you are stunned by the voice coming out of that room, why should you punish me!

However, as for Yumina, they have been playmates since childhood. Her character can be said to be relatively strong. If she was really forced to do that kind of thing, she would rather die. Unexpectedly, she actually got good at it. Okay, no need to say anything, you should all understand.

"Pay attention again. Three days have turned into four days. If it doesn't work, I'll add another song for you... That's a good example."

...

"What are you doing in there? I asked you to fake it, how did you really wash it???" Miris was puzzled, although it was more realistic to do hi.

"I don't know! Just wait for me!"

"Waiting for what?"

"What are you waiting for? Small breasts, small breasts, I'm going to go all out!" Yumina was angry like a child, and the voice behind was covered by the sound of water, so Miris couldn't hear it clearly.

He didn't bother to talk to Yumina any more, and began to think about where to get ketchup, otherwise it would be soulless.

...

In the spiral galaxy, a crack in space, under the white-gold clouds covered with layers of clouds, a dozen black iron chains have become rusty with the passage of time.

"In the Sons of Light clan, I didn't expect that the one I missed back then would come back again. Qilin, you have sealed me for so long, this chain must be broken by now!"

Roar! !

A soul-stirring roar rushed into the sky, and the iron chain shook at the sound, making people uneasy.

Click!

Following the first shattering sound, hundreds of meters long, dozens of chains made of special meteoric iron were shattered by the roar, and a figure with green light broke through the mountain, with a murderous aura.

"Qilin, lead me to devour this last child of light. This is when I take revenge."

"Jie Jie Jie, it takes no effort to get here. It's right on...Devil Star!"

Everything happened suddenly and fleetingly. At first glance, there was nothing in the space crack, but it soon opened and closed.

There is the eye of the interstellar storm in the spiral galaxy, the very center of the galaxy.

Within ten minutes, in the bathroom, Yumina's black and purple dress was thrown from the door onto the bed.

"Wait a minute, what are you dressing up like? I told you not to come here. I have principles. I am the Son of Light...Wait a minute. If I beat a woman, the female elves will also beat me!"

"Hmph, those marks on your bed seem to be becoming more realistic!"

"I, Miris...don't!"

(I don't know much about this, so you can make up your own mind)

A scream awakened everyone in the castle, and even the Spiritual Emperor couldn't help but admire: "The young elf is so good. I think back then I was also a strong-blooded man, and he used his tongue to fight with the Confucian scholars... um... punishment. how's it going?"

"It's almost memorized, and the third-level god is different, but there is a difference between the hundreds of years in your eyes and my 20s?"