[Pirate] Come find your sister

Don't embrace the night, don't sit on the edge of the bed with your head down and smile foolishly

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"Fresh apples!! Don't miss it if you pass by! This is the only one without a semicolon!!"

Lamiba, who was roaring angrily at the top of his lungs, smacked his lips, picked up an apple from the stall and started to chew on it, "Tong Ergou, why have I been shouting here for a long time and no one has come? Buy my apples?”

Why, are you looking down on her apples? !

System: "Who would come to a stall where the seller roars like a ghost?" You must have some idea why no one comes to buy! !

"What!" If she had known that selling apples was so difficult, she would not have accepted the task. How could she face the old woman who promised to give her an empty stall at night if she continued like this?

After chewing an apple and shouting hard for a while, Lamy sat down weakly, feeling that the apple she had just eaten was digested by those few shouts. Just as her paws secretly rubbed towards the other her When she reached out to the apple she had been eyeing for a long time, a group of people she had been waiting for for several days finally appeared on the street.

Lamy, who was like a dead fish, immediately got excited and raised his voice again: "Apple apple, a big red and delicious apple!!"

——The group of people were not attracted by her shouts.

Lamy was secretly anxious. Seeing that group of people were about to pass by her stall, an idea flashed in her mind and she cleared her throat: "You are my little apple, I can never love you too much - Hong The red apple is sweet to your heart and lights up the fire of your life——"

While singing, he also tried hard to search for the dance moves in his memory, and jumped like a big excited rooster.

Now, not only her target, but also everyone around her had their eyes on her.

Damn it, so embarrassing! !Being stared at by so many people like he was a strange species, even though Lamy was usually quite thick-skinned, his face couldn't help but feel a little hot now, and he wished he could just cover his face and disappear from the scene.

The consequences of a hot head are never what you want to see!

The group of people seemed to have a discussion, and then they all walked towards Lamy's stall.

"What song did you sing just now? It was so funny, hahaha." The red-haired man smiled like a naughty kid who had successfully teased someone else. The intense laughter made Lamy almost unable to maintain the smile on his face. .

Fortunately, the man with some white hair looked more reliable than him. He just picked up a few apples, weighed them, and then asked the price.

As the red-haired man didn't know how to restrain himself and laughed more and more excessively, Lamy quickly said a price, and then he could no longer suppress the anger in his heart: "Shut up——"

She turned her head and yelled at the red-haired man. Because she opened her mouth too wide, she accidentally sprayed his face with the spittle. She said in a strange voice with the translation accent from her previous life: "Hey! You annoying guy, If you laugh again, I'm going to kick your ass with my boot! I swear to the Yonko I will do that!!"

The red-haired man was startled by her sudden roar. His laughter stopped suddenly and a mouthful of saliva choked in his throat.

"Cough cough cough..." He coughed heavily with a red face, which made Lamy worried that he would spit out his lungs.

However, just when Lamy thought he had finally laughed enough, the man who finally let go of his anger burst out laughing again, and did not care at all about her spitting at him: "Hahahaha... what are you doing? What a strange tone, so funny, hahahaha..."

Lamy's face was cold: ... Laugh, laugh, it's best not to be able to hold it up in one breath and laugh you to death!

I don't know what kind of strange smile the red-haired man got. In short, no one with him laughed. Instead, he laughed so hard that he was out of breath.

Seeing Lamy's face becoming more and more indifferent, a fat man gnawing on chicken legs pushed the red-haired man who was smiling more and more happily with his elbow. He actually imitated Lamy's tone just now and said: "Boss, if you keep doing this If you continue to laugh, the boss lady will definitely hit your stupid face with an apple."

"Eh?! Really?! Way!" The red-haired man actually believed what his partner said, which seemed like a joke. His expression immediately became serious, and he bowed ninety degrees to Lamy, "I'm sorry, please don't use it." The apple fell on my stupid face... No, Lu! My face is not stupid!"

Crowd: …………

Lamy turned to look at the man who looked calm with his hair tied up. There was a look in his eyes that clearly asked the red-haired man if there was something wrong with his brain.In response to her gaze, the man... turned his head away as if he felt guilty...

"Hey! You funny guy!" The red-haired man imitated her tone with interest, "My name is Shanks, what's your name? You're so funny!"

No, I'm not interesting... No, I don't want to be called interesting by you!

Lamy showed her refusal to recognize him from head to toe, but when she thought of the mission, she suddenly hesitated.

Regarding the three people in the world of pirates who have similar and deceitful personalities, Lamy has heard a saying: Cherish your intelligence and life, and stay away from red hair, Luffy, and Roger...

(Luffy: Feeling wronged QAQ)

"Trafalgar Lamy..."

"Lami? Eh? Do you have this kind of rice?"

In response, Lamy just adjusted her clothes, showing an elegant smile (not showing her teeth), with motherly love shining in her eyes: "Give me some face." She imitated what she had seen in her previous life. , the red-haired meme, "Will you check your IQ every day?"

In fact, she wanted to say that if she successfully found Luo, she could ask Luo to do a brain transplant or something. Based on their relationship, she would definitely not let Luo take too much from Bailey...

Well, let’s give it a 30% discount and get it to [-] billion Baileys.

system:…………

She almost grabbed the red-haired man by the ears and yelled: Is there something wrong with your brain?Yes or no?Yes or no? ! !

"What Q? Rice."

Lamy took a deep breath, exhaled... took another deep breath, exhaled again, and looked at Beckman, "Excuse me, can I beat him?"

Beckman took two steps back and said, "Please."

The remaining people also took two or three steps back, abandoning their captain who was waiting to be killed.

"You...what are you going to do?" Shanks looked warily at the girl who was rolling up her sleeves with a murderous look on her face.

"Have you ever heard of Dangdangdangdang?" He looked like an old mother looking at her stupid son.

"What?" Shanks was confused!What dang dang?When?

When Shanks was unaware of her and looked down upon her, Lamy's lips curved slightly: "Time~~~" A circular mask that only she could see covered them. Two people.

"Freeze……"

Then, before anyone could react to what she was saying, the pan she had just secretly bought from the system mall appeared out of thin air in her hand. "When-" there was a loud sound that was painful to hear, The delicate and strong pan hit Shanks' red-haired dog on the head.

——The pot was immediately destroyed as soon as it was smashed.

At this time, there were still two seconds before Shanks could react and break free from the constraints of time.

Lamy immediately took three pans in his left and right hands, bang, bang, bang... Every sound was accompanied by the end of a pan's life. At the same time, one after another, red and smoking big balls kept popping up on Shanks' head. Bag.

Beckman and the others finally reacted... but after realizing that Shanks was not in danger and Rami was just venting his anger, they just stood there and watched the show happily. Some of them even took a few steps forward to take the shit. The apples on the rice stall started to be chewed.

While chewing, he was talking about his boss.

"That bag over there doesn't look very round."

"Those bags were folded unsightly."

"If you ask me, the boss is just Tsukuru. He also has a face that is easy to bully. People beat him up wherever he goes." There are still people outside who say that the red-haired Yonko is the weakest!

"By the way, don't you think the bag on the boss's head matches his hair color very well?" This sentence was unanimously approved by everyone!

At the last second...Lami took out a huge...Durian King...

The red-haired man finally broke free from the time cage...

At this time, there were several big, round, big and red bumps on his head (for details, please refer to Bucky’s red nose), and there was also a durian bigger than his head stuck on his head (the riper the smell, the stronger the smell). ……)……

Red hair:? ?

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