Douluo: In the beginning, Tang San cried and gained a god-level martial spirit.
Chapter 31 Boss Xiao was so frightened that he peed! (3500 words long chapter!)
Chapter 31 Boss Xiao was so frightened that he peed! (3500 words long chapter!)
Qin Yu first came to the back mountain, ready to see the mission's ratings and rewards.
"Dog System, please send me the mission reward quickly!"
As soon as he arrived at the back mountain, Qin Yu asked the system for a reward.
"Congratulations to the host for completing the mission [Fuck the boss of Notting College]. The mission is being graded."
"Rating..."
Five seconds later, the sound of the system came again.
"Rating completed, mission rating level: S, mission reward: 30,000-year soul ring (the third soul ring as the host)"
After hearing the system's words, Qin Yu had only one thought in his mind: "Take off from Wuhu!"
The third soul ring is only thirty thousand years old. Doesn’t this take off immediately?
Qin Yu is not worried at all that he cannot absorb it. Since the reward given by the system is a thirty thousand year soul ring, Qin Yu will definitely not be unable to absorb it!
Qin Yu was worried about his third soul ring before! If you ask others to help hunt, firstly, it will be difficult to find someone who is of the right age and is quite consistent with Qin Yu himself. Secondly, if Qin Yu asks others to help hunt for something 30,000 years old when he is at level 30, others will definitely think that Qin Yu Crazy, someone’s third soul ring can last for two to three thousand years, but you’d better do it ten times! Isn’t this a joke?
Therefore, the system's reward this time has solved the problem of Qin Yu's soul ring.
"I already have one thousand, three hundred and fifty skill points. Let's see if there are any interesting skills."
After getting the mission rewards, Qin Yu was ready to spend skill points.
After searching for a while, Qin Yu really found something interesting.
[Sunflower Acupuncture Hand]
"Oh! The Sunflower Acupuncture Hand is a bit interesting. Will you be able to acupuncture after learning it? Then in future fights, if I just press on someone's weak point, can't I win casually?"
Qin Yu imagined in his heart the scene of fighting after learning [Sunflower Acupuncture Hand]. With one finger meditation, the enemy fell down directly. Wouldn't that mean he was invincible?
Thinking of this, Qin Yu directly added skill points and started learning [Sunflower Acupuncture Hand]!
Add 1100 skill points
[Sunflower Acupuncture Hand]: Mastery!
[Sunflower Acupuncture Hand]: Senior!
As soon as he added the skill points, a huge amount of information poured into Qin Yu's mind. It took Qin Yu almost two hours to digest it!
After digesting the information about Sunflower Acupoint Master, Qin Yu discovered that Sunflower Acupuncture Master was not that strong if he was only experienced.
Qin Yu now understands the functions and functions of the 720 acupuncture points on the human body. Although Qin Yu now knows the location of the fatal point, he cannot kill someone with one finger. The sunflower acupoint hand has no fighting power against Qin Yu. What a great help, but in other aspects...
First of all, Qin Yu is now a pedicure master! Qin Yu is now familiar with all the acupuncture points on the soles of people's feet, for example: where to press can cause kidney pain; where to press can make people feel very numb, sore and so on. To put it bluntly, if Qin Yu could go back to his previous life, he would definitely be able to open a large foot massage and health care shop! As for this skill, Qin Yu has already thought of how to use it "reasonably"!
Secondly, not only foot massage, Qin Yu also mastered some interesting acupuncture points.
For example: there is an acupuncture point that can cause continuous pain in a random part of a person with soul power equal to or lower than Qin Yu's for an hour, and Qin Yu, who has learned Sunflower Acupoint Hands and is experienced, can control this painful part. What concept? That is, if any man offends Qin Yu in the future, Qin Yu can directly let his little brother feel the taste of Sunflower's acupuncture hand!
In a word: Sunflower acupuncture is not very harmful, but it is extremely insulting!
After learning the Sunflower Acupuncture Hand, Qin Yu looked at it again and found that there were no interesting skills, so he went to find Boss Xiao.
After returning to the academy and waiting for a while, I saw Boss Xiao who had just been liberated.
"Hey, Boss Xiao, did you cut your hair? Why did you shave your eyebrows and eyelashes? You are too ugly! Hahaha!"
As soon as he saw Boss Xiao, Qin Yu taunted him.
"Are you looking for death?"
Boss Xiao was already in a bad mood, and when he heard Qin Yu making fun of him, his temper instantly rose!
"Looking for shit? No, no, no, I'm not that kind of person. Although I know that Boss Xiao is very capable in this area, I don't want to look for shit to become a golden warrior."
[The resentment value from Boss Xiao is +1001! 】
[The resentment value from Boss Xiao is +1001! 】
【From...】
Boss Xiao was confused, God is looking for shit! If I pretend to be 13, I will come up with it. You are just looking for shit and I will be completely confused!
"Boss Xiao? Boss Xiao? What's going on? You're not accumulating power, are you? No, no! I'm really not here for shit. Don't turn into Splatoon again! The academy already knows everything about you. You’re awesome, you don’t have to prove it to me anymore!”
Seeing that Boss Xiao didn't speak, Qin Yu deliberately made a scared expression, as if he was really scared.
[The resentment value from Boss Xiao is +1001! 】
[The resentment value from Boss Xiao is +1001! 】
【From...】
Boss Xiao was so angry that his blood was boiling! Damn it! Which pot won’t be opened? God is so full of energy and gives back to Splatoon! I'm cumming! I'm going to prove it to you, what do you mean? Prove my shit-spraying skills?
Boss Xiao was so angry that he couldn't speak at this time. This Qin Yu is such a special talent!
"Hey, I'm here to talk to you. Stop accumulating your strength! I'll block you with an iron rod if you're spouting shit!"
Qin Yu looked at Boss Xiao's constipated expression and pretended to be particularly angry, pretending to go to the side to find the iron rod.
"Qin Yu! I'm so happy!"
Boss Xiao was so angry that he showed his spirit ring and hit Qin Yu, but he seemed to have forgotten that he was fucked by Qin Yu and Tang San not long ago!
"Oh, my character is not firm enough!"
Qin Yu shook his head. As a good student who has received formal 16-year compulsory education, Qin Yu actually doesn't like to do anything. However, these people come to seek death every time. Qin Yu can only be "being killed" every time. Forced to defend.
Two seconds later, Boss Xiao was lying on the ground with Qin Yu's feet on his head.
"Tell me about you. I came to talk to you with good intentions, but you charged me up and prepared to shoot me. I tried to persuade you with good intentions, but you came to beat me? A law-abiding student like me is supposed to be I don’t want to do anything, but why do you have to force me? People nowadays are really bad-tempered, but that’s right, I’m too good, so comparing me to you is really embarrassing for you.”
Qin Yu looked disappointed. This scene was like a father teaching his son who made a mistake.
[The resentment value from Boss Xiao is +1001! 】
[The resentment value from Boss Xiao is +1001! 】
【From...】
Boss Xiao now knows that the strongest thing about Qin Yu, the weakling, is not his terrifying strength, but his small and exquisite mouth! If you go to the battlefield to fight, Qin Yu can make the opposite general angry to death without even using a single soldier. He will deal with it with a click. Before you fight, Qin Yu has already made you angry to death!
"Okay, let's talk."
Qin Yu let go of Boss Xiao and sat on the floor, as if he really wanted to negotiate with him.
"What are you going to talk about?"
Boss Xiao was confused from beginning to end. He never knew what Qin Yu was doing.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, no wonder you were cheated. With your brain, if you don't cheat, you won't cheat anyone."
Qin Yu severely despised Boss Xiao, and now he still can't tell that it was Qin Yu who cheated him!
[From Boss Xiao...]
Boss Xiao felt speechless. Why is it no wonder I was cheated? Why don't you just say that I have no brains and that's the end of it!
Qin Yu looked at Boss Xiao's confused eyes and then said
"Let me tell you, the reason why you are like this today is because of the bottle of stuff that Ling Feng gave you, and that stuff was what I asked Ling Feng to give you!"
"I'm so happy!"
Hearing Qin Yu's words, Boss Xiao got angry again. He became a Splatoon today just because of Qin Yu! Grandma's, uncle and aunt can't bear it anymore!
But before Boss Xiao could take action, Qin Yu pushed Boss Xiao to the ground, opened his hands and began to slap Boss Xiao crazily!
"I already told you that a good student like me doesn't want to hit anyone! Why are you always acting like a bitch!"
[The resentment value from Boss Xiao is +1001! 】
[The resentment value from Boss Xiao is +1001! 】
【From...】
Boss Xiao could no longer speak. He had no choice, Qin Yu's hands were too fast!
After five minutes, Qin Yu felt tired from fanning and stopped fanning.
"Look at you, you've made my hands turn red. Don't even think about leaving until I get some compensation later!"
【From...】
Boss Xiao's face was already swollen from Qin Yu's fan at this time. He was looking into the distance helplessly, not knowing what he was thinking in his heart.
"Okay, I don't want to talk nonsense to you. Do you know why I want to punish you?"
Qin Yu was too lazy to talk nonsense and went straight to the topic.
Boss Xiao glanced at Qin Yu resentfully and didn't want to answer him. He had already made up his mind to go find his father as soon as he got home and do it to Qin Yu!
"Pretend to be deaf!"
Seeing Boss Xiao's desperate look, Qin Yu slapped him in the face again!
"You hit me even if I don't speak?"
Boss Xiao is stupid, Damn, you just said that you are a good student and don't like to fight. I didn't say a word and you slapped me again?
"Snapped!"
He slapped him again.
"I can't hit you if you don't speak?"
【From......】
Boss Xiao realized that Qin Yu just wanted to hit me! You hit me even if I don't say anything! Talk and hit!
"Okay, finish this and leave early, I'm too lazy to make trouble with you!"
Qin Yu didn't want to waste any more time teasing Boss Xiao, so he continued:
"You don't have to pretend anymore. You thought I was a waste from the village before! Don't you want to take revenge on me? Come on, let me show you something."
As he spoke, the two purple soul rings under Qin Yu's feet lit up, and the bone-crushing hammer also appeared at the same time!
Seeing Qin Yu's two purple soul rings, Mr. Xiao opened his mouth so wide that he could stuff an egg in it! Damn it, aren't the first and second soul rings worth a hundred years at most? How come these animals are both thousand years old? And this martial spirit, this sense of oppression! Can a martial soul mutate into such an awesome martial soul if it fails to mutate?
Only then did Boss Xiao realize that his previous investigations were all wrong! Would Wuhundian reject such a talented genius? But Qin Yu didn't go to the Spirit Hall. Boss Xiao could tell with his toes that there must be a super powerful force behind Qin Yu! To put it bluntly, even if Qin Yu comes from a grassroots background, which big force would reject Qin Yu with such a strong talent? He provoked a super genius just by relying on his strength! Damn, I’m still looking for my dad! If Boss Xiao and his father knew that he had offended such a genius, then his father would definitely break his legs!
Qin Yu looked at Boss Xiao's frightened look and smiled with satisfaction. Qin Yu knew that Boss Xiao would never dare to mess with him again!
"How about it, do you still want to take revenge on me, Boss Xiao?"
Qin Yu leaned his head against Boss Xiao's ear and said softly.
"No...no, Brother Yu, I was wrong, I was wrong, I was blind and could not see Taishan!"
Boss Xiao is now frightened. There is an unknown liquid slowly dripping from his pants!
Qin Yu smelled the smell of urine and looked down. Oh my god, Boss Xiao was so scared that he peed!
Qin Yu quickly stayed away from Boss Xiao. He didn't expect Boss Xiao to be so cowardly. This special cat was scared to death!
"Okay, okay, what happened today is your punishment, get out of here!"
Qin Yu quickly drove away Boss Xiao.
"Yes, yes, I'm leaving!"
After saying that, Boss Xiao ran away as fast as he could. As for his previous thoughts of revenge? Go as far as you can!
Come and guess the magical functions of the Sunflower Acupuncture Hand. If you guess correctly, you will win a prize. You will know it soon. It is very interesting!
(End of this chapter)
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