Douluo: In the beginning, Tang San cried and gained a god-level martial spirit.

Chapter 29 The miserable Boss Xiao! (3500 words long chapter!)

After explaining the matter to Ling Feng, Qin Yu came to the playground and found Xiao Wu.

The playground at this time was already crowded with people. There were about 70 people in each grade of Notting College, and there were a total of people in the six grades. Plus some teachers, leaders and so on, there were about people.

"Qin Yu, you're here, how are you? Did you succeed?"

Xiao Wu found a seat in the last row, far away from the podium.

"Then it must have been successful! Don't even look at who I am!"

Qin Yu looked proud and had already begun to imagine the next scene in his mind.

Qin Yu looked around and found that Tang San was not there, so he asked Xiao Wu

"Xiao Wu, where is the mistress? You didn't forget to tell him, right?"

"How could it be? I reminded him specifically, but I had something to do at the time, so I didn't go with him."

Xiao Wu's face turned slightly red at this time. It was still a little uncomfortable for Xiao Wu to lie in front of Qin Yu.

Qin Yu looked at Xiao Wu's appearance and already understood that this little girl was lying to him. However, now that the entrance ceremony was about to begin, Qin Yu had no choice but to look for Tang San. He could only silently help Tang San in his heart. pray.

Soon, the freshman entrance ceremony began. The first person to take the stage was the dean of Notting College. Qin Yu, the dean of Notting College, couldn’t help but sigh in his heart.

"Hmm~ Sure enough, whether in the previous life or in Douluo Continent, Mediterranean will always be the principal's standard choice!"

The dean of Notting College spoke for almost an hour. He spoke in the same manner as the principal when Qin Yu was in school in his previous life, which made everyone feel drowsy.

After the principal's speech, it was time for the student representatives to speak. At this time, many freshmen cheered up. They all wanted to see the boss of Notting College. What does the child of the Lord of Notting City look like?

On the other side, as soon as the principal finished speaking, Ling Feng rushed to the preparation room and said anxiously to Boss Xiao

"Boss, boss! I have a good thing here. Drink it. It will refresh your mind and help you talk. And the most important thing is that this thing can speed up the growth of hair! I spent a lot of money. I got it for the price!"

Boss Xiao looked at Ling Feng who was panting, and felt a little confused, what is this? Can refreshing your mind speed up hair growth? Such a good thing really exists.

Seeing that Boss Xiao didn't believe it, Lingfeng quickly opened the bottle cap and gave Boss Xiao a sniff of Feizhai Happy Water 2.0.

"Hmm~"

Boss Xiao was surprised to find that he seemed to become more energetic after smelling the liquid, and quickly asked Ling Feng

"Little madman, can this thing really speed up hair growth?"

Boss Xiao no longer doubts the effect of refreshing the mind. What he hopes most now is that his hair can grow faster. Although he is no longer bald, he still hopes that his hair can grow faster.

"Don't worry, Boss Xiao, this thing is absolutely effective. I went to a village called Changfa Village to ask for it! The people in that village have very long hair! It's because they often take this thing!"

Ling Feng had already thought about how to answer.

"Hahaha! Okay, okay! You have made a great contribution today. After the freshman entrance ceremony is over, I will take you to eat and drink well!"

After saying that, Boss Xiao took Feizhai Happy Water 2.0 and drank it in one gulp.

After drinking Feizhai Happy Water 2.0, Mr. Xiao felt refreshed and strong!

Boss Xiao was in a very happy mood at this time. He couldn't restrain his excitement when he thought that his hair could grow quickly.

Looking at Mr. Xiao after drinking Feizhai Happy Water 2.0, Ling Feng almost bit his lip as he was suppressing laughter!

I saw that Boss Xiao had no hair at all at this time! There is no hair at all, and it is so shiny that there is some reflection when the sun shines on it!

The key is! Boss Xiao not only has no hair at this time! Even the eyebrows, eyelashes, all the hair is gone!

Ling Feng was afraid that he couldn't help it, so he quickly made an excuse and ran away.

Less than two minutes after the dean finished speaking, Boss Xiao walked onto the stage.

When Boss Xiao stood on the podium, everyone in the audience exploded.

Everyone bit their lower lips to hold back their blushes, and some even couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing with a "Pfft!"

Boss Xiao looked at the strange expressions of the people in the audience. His first thought was his short hair. He thought they were laughing at his short hair, but Boss Xiao himself didn't know that not only his hair was gone, but also his eyebrows. Eyelashes are nothing!

"Ahem, hello everyone, I am Boss Xiao, the student representative of the sixth grade..."

Boss Xiao didn't pay attention to the strange behavior of the audience. He picked up the speech and began to speak.

The more Boss Xiao talked, the more he felt something was wrong. Damn, why are my sphincter muscles so active today?

Boss Xiao's grip became tighter and tighter, and the manuscript in his hand was almost torn to pieces by him!

At this moment, Boss Xiao felt an extremely fierce energy that wanted to burst out!

Damn it! I usually hold in my farts every day! Why is he meowing so fiercely today!

With the ten times sensitivity of Feizhai Happy Water and the blessing of ten detoxifying pills, Boss Xiao, who usually holds in his farts every day, can't help it at this time!

Boss Xiao's face is getting greener and greener at this time! The voice of the speech is getting louder and louder!

Hold back!

Hold it back for me!

There are so many people and we absolutely can’t let him go!

No matter how windy or rainy you are! I am as safe as a mountain!

Boss Xiao: "Sphincter! You step on the horse and give me more strength! Shrink me to death!"

Sphincter: "I'm so scared! I can't stand it anymore! Turtle style Qigong! Give it to me!"

Suddenly, a physiological reaction that was ten times more intense poured out from Boss Xiao's back door!

"Pfft~~~~~~Uh~~!"

The sound lasted for four to five seconds, with a decibel comparable to that of TMT explosives and resounded throughout the playground!

The "Qi" that has gone through all kinds of difficulties and dangers to see the light of day again, how much it longs for it! How exciting it is! It can’t wait to hit everyone’s nasal cavity! Let everyone feel the excitement of it together!

"Wo Zhi Ni Ma! Ugh! It really stinks!"

"Fuck! What the hell, Boss Xiao? Damn! Isn't this just a mobile biochemical weapon!"

"..."

It's exploded down there! Who would have thought that Mr. Xiao would fart during his speech!

Boss Xiao glanced at the dean in the audience in a panic. The dean looked a little bad at this time! Farting during a speech! What a fuss! The dean motioned to Boss Xiao to continue his speech, and his eyes seemed to be warning Boss Xiao: "If you step on the horse and fart for me, you will be finished!"

Seeing the look in the dean's eyes, Mr. Xiao could only bite the bullet and continue his speech!

"..."

Boss Xiao’s expression on the stage is getting weirder and weirder!

My stomach growled crazily, and a surge came from the back door!

"Fuck! Damn! I've been constipated for two weeks! Why did it suddenly happen today?"

Boss Xiao's veins popped out on his arms at this time! Clench your legs tightly!

sweating a lot! Guard the back door! Never relax!

"Hmm~ah! Oh my god!"

Boss Xiao can't stand it anymore! He wanted to run away quickly! He was afraid that he really couldn't hold it in any longer! If you fart, others may forget it in a few days, but if Boss Xiao can't hold it back now, don't worry, he won't have any friends before he graduates!

Boss Xiao took a small tentative step, but he sadly discovered that if he took two more steps, the inventory in his stomach would definitely come out!

Boss Xiao's backdoor reaction has reached its peak at this time!

Boss Xiao: "Hold it for me! I haven't had it for two weeks! It's just one day! Hold it back for me!"

Sphincter: "Nah! I have accumulated strength for two weeks! How can I withstand it! Damn it! I'm going to die from suffocation! Come out!"

Boss Xiao has broken his defense!

A big baby, with that super powerful impact, completed a feat that their family has never accomplished!

Big baby: Dad! mom! I'm on my way! I managed to become a great "flying"! This is a great feat that none of our eighteen generations have accomplished!

That big baby just flew away at an extremely fast speed!

And the direction of flight was to Tang San in the first row behind Boss Xiao!

Tang San's eyes: "Wozhi Nyima! What the hell is this! Brain! If you step on the horse, hurry up and give me the order! Let me move your legs! Don't step on the horse and be touched by this thing!"

Brain: "I know about it! Move your legs quickly! I'm stunned!"

Leg: "I'm going to move my ass! You can't hit me even if you try to hit me! I'm too late!"

Brain and eyes: "I'm so happy!"

Tang San watched helplessly as the big baby got closer and closer to him, but there was nothing he could do!

"Snapped!"

Just a little bit, Tang San had to move his face to the side at the critical moment, otherwise tragedy would have happened, but even so, Tang San still felt very sick!

The people in the audience saw that Boss Xiao actually did such a thing in public...in public!

Boss Xiao dropped the manuscript and ran towards the audience.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Wu in the audience laughed and retched at the same time!

"Ouch! I'm laughing so hard! Qin Yu, you are so talented! You actually let Boss Xiao do such a thing in public!"

Xiao Wu laughed until her stomach hurt. She laughed while staying away from the crime scene.

Qin Yu didn't laugh out loud at this time, because Qin Yu saw Tang San's miserable look at this time!

The dean of Notting College was also stunned when he saw this scene! He didn't dare to go directly to catch Boss Xiao, because he didn't want to carry a big baby on his back, so he could only quickly evacuate the crowd and let everyone run away.

Qin Yu looked at Boss Xiao's appearance at this time, and couldn't help but think of the "Poop Superman" in the 4388 mini game he played when he was a child!

Damn, they look so similar! Insert a pipe in the back, and if you go to the battlefield, you will definitely kill a whole company!

The audience was in complete chaos at this time, and everyone was running away!

At this time, Boss Xiao was already like a walking corpse!

Now he just wants to find Ling Feng! Boss Xiao just thought about it, the only thing that could make him become like this was the bottle of liquid that Ling Feng gave him! Otherwise, it would be absolutely impossible for him to do this! Damn it! The big baby is so crazy! This is Nima liquid explosive!

Boss Xiao quickly ran to a small forest and squatted comfortably for half an hour! Then he slowly got up and went to wash his hands by a stream.

But when he was washing his hands, he suddenly saw the terrifying face in the stream!

No hair, my scalp is shiny from the sun! My eyebrows and eyelashes are all gone!

Boss Xiao touched himself in horror, and then he realized that... all the hair on his body was gone!

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PS: (This paragraph was added on August 2021, ) This chapter was changed on August . The original description was a bit vulgar and could not pass the review of other platforms, so the author made changes. The author of subsequent chapters I will pay attention, while it is funny, it will not be censored like this chapter.

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