Swapping bodies from the seventh year of Konoha

Chapter 69: The cat is so horny...

Uchiha Madara will not be like this fitness anchor. In the eyes of all ninjas, the body is a tool for killing, never a so-called performance tool.

Taking a step forward and walking to the horizontal bar, Uchiha Madara casually raised his leg and swept it across. The hard calf bones collided with the hollow steel pipes standing on both sides of the horizontal bar.

"Boom!"

The fitness anchor wearing an oxygen-blocking mask had his eyes widened. The little assistant next to him was not much better. He looked at Uchiha Madara's profile, then at the almost skewed horizontal bar and steel pipe. There were deep dents left on the body, and the hair was leaking out...

However, the old man who was wandering in the small square was not frightened by this scene. Instead, he held a cattail fan and walked to the three of them angrily while fanning himself.

"Who kicked this? So wicked?!"

The fitness anchor and the assistant both pointed at Uchiha Madara.

"You said that this young man is quite handsome, why doesn't he do anything for human affairs?!" The uncle pointed at Uchiha Madara's nose with a cattail leaf fan, as if he hated iron and steel, "Forget it, uncle, I won't blackmail you for your money. Come with me to the neighborhood committee. If it can be repaired, we will pay for the repair fee. If it cannot be repaired, we will pay the original price!"

The old man clasped his hands behind his back and walked forward first. He took just two steps and didn't forget to look back to see if Madara Uchiha was following him.

"Hey, it's a good thing you didn't run away, otherwise the destruction of public property would have been a big deal!"

Uchiha Madara didn't want to cause trouble, but he just couldn't bear the itchiness of his hands just now. The main reason was that the action was too annoying. He had only done it to others before. When would it be someone else's turn to do this to him, Uchiha Madara? !

The corners of Uchiha Madara's mouth curled up slightly, as if he was smiling bitterly but without any expression. When the old man turned around, Uchiha Madara was already walking side by side with him, vaguely half a step ahead of the old man.

He, Uchiha Madara, never leaves the queen, no matter what time!

"You young people have a bad temper. You have to speak properly when you go to the neighborhood committee. With the uncle here, they won't blackmail you. But if your tone is not good...then the uncle won't be able to help..."

"Yeah. I know!"

Uchiha Madara nodded coldly. Although his face was still paralyzed, his heart was not calm.

The order and humanity of this world are unmatched by the Naruto world. Although the five major countries are relatively peaceful at this time, almost all of them are moving closer to war, regardless of order or humanity.

The five major powers either perished on their own due to the arms race, or turned the entire ninja world into a pot of porridge after losing strong suppression. No matter how you look at it, a war in the ninja world is absolutely unavoidable.

Not only Uchiha Madara thinks so, anyone with any brains will not deny it, except for Senju Hashirama, a person who is blinded by the dreams in his heart.

Similar to Uchiha Madara's experience of peace in modern society, Li Yi first went to experience Xiao Yi's warm embrace, and finally left Xiao Yi's boudoir with a cruel heart under Xiao Yi's reluctant gaze.

"Boom!"

In the heart of the Death Forest, a thick plume of white smoke rises. This is the scene that occurs when necromancy is used.

"Meow~Madara, what do you want to do with me?"

Mewmew Saburo squatted on the ground, stretched out his little pink tongue full of barbs and licked the palm of his hand, looking lazy and unmotivated.

"I need to purchase a lot of equipment from the Ninja Cat Clan!"

As soon as Li Yi finished speaking, Mew Mew Saburo's sense of decadence was swept away, and the amber beast's throat glowed faintly. There is nothing more important in this world than making money!

In order to make money, if you don’t want to be humble, just let Uchiha Madara become popular once...

Of course, the psychic contract signed with the Uchiha also has a lot to do with it, but they will pay for it, right?

It doesn't matter!

"I want a kickback, this amount!"

Mew Mew Saburo stretched out his claws, and four sharp nails with cold light popped out of the flesh pads. Li Yi's face was covered with black lines.

"No, this number!" Although Li Yi tried his best to keep Uchiha Madara's normal appearance with a cold face, his actions still completely betrayed him.

Li Yi stretched out his palm and made a "three" gesture.

"No, even [-]% less of this number won't work!"

Mewmew Saburo still had four sharp nails sticking out from one claw, but this time he spoke in a much higher pitch, and his sharp and sharp teeth were also faintly exposed.

"What about this number?!"

Li Yi spread his fingers and waved them in front of Saburo Miyazaki's eyes.

"Okay! That's it..."

The expression on Mewmew Saburo's face immediately faded away, replaced by an expression that was astonishing at the sight of money.

"You show me a gesture, and the matter is settled."

Mewmew Saburo: "..."

If a cat has five front paws plus dangling toes, it does have five, but the dangling toes of the Ninja clan have long since degenerated...

"Meow!!!" A prolonged cat meow resounded through the deep forest of death, "Uchiha Madara! Do you want to completely lose the ninja cat clan?! How dare you tease me?!"

"No, don't talk nonsense, how is it possible!" Li Yi denied Sanlian, "Although I want to raise the price for you, but you Ninja people only recognize the "four" gesture, you can't blame me..."

"you……"

Although he teased Mew Mew Saburo for a while, it was just for fun. If he could pet the cat, Li Yi would have already started it, and he would not use hand gestures at all.

"To get down to business, I was just curious, no offense intended!" Li Yi changed the subject, "I need to purchase a large amount of scientific research equipment. Although I know that you Ninja Cats have a large number of channels for Ninja Tools, can you have this? I have always been skeptical about other channels!”

"Meow! Fart!"

Mewmew Saburo crossed his arms angrily and glanced to the side with a cat face, not looking at Uchiha Madara.

"As long as a piece of silver can buy something, there will be a channel for us Ninja Clan, no matter what it is!"

Li Yi admitted that there was an element of excitement in it, but when he heard it from Mew Mew Saburo's mouth, Li Yi felt relieved a lot, and then handed him a scroll filled with the names of various items.

"Meow! What do you want to do, Madara? I have never heard of many of these things, but I know you want to..."

"Don't say anything you shouldn't!" Li Yi interrupted coldly, "I just want to know if you can get it, even if you can't buy all of it, are you sure about the main equipment?"

Mewsaburo knew that he had violated the taboo of getting along with the Uchiha clan, so he did not show off his cat temper at the moment. After licking the fleshy pads on his palms, his tone turned into that of a profiteer.

"Meow~ I can get everything for you. Even if you just tell me a rough function, I can get you the instrument you want. The premise is that it requires a lot of money and a little bit of effort. time!"

Li Yi raised his eyebrows. He didn't expect Mew Mew Saburo to give him such an answer.

Li Yi knew very well where the time needed for Mew Mew Saburo was spent. It was nothing more than research and development and manufacturing, which undoubtedly saved him the effort of climbing other technology trees.

"Want the best, the most complete, the latest!" Li Yi did not raise any doubts. The reputation of the Ninja Clan is definitely leveraged, otherwise Uchiha would not have been able to contract with them for such a long time.

"Go to the believers and ask for the silver taels. You will not be short of a share of the [-]% profit, but..."

"but what?!"

"If you can beat me in guessing, I'll give you [-]%!"

"Meow!!!! I'm so angry. If I talk to you again in the future, I will be your grandson!" Meowth Saburo angrily lifted the psychic spell and disappeared into a ball of white smoke...

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