Ninja live broadcast, the beginning is a famous scene

[Kakashi Hatake: "Since I feel comfortable being the protagonist, let me, who is both smart and intelligent, make the choice! I want to choose the answer H!"]

[Ohnoki: "Shattered Void? It's really awesome. Most people don't dare to choose it."]

[Haruno Sakura: "Come on Kakashi-sensei, I believe you will be able to give us the correct answer."]

Before he finished speaking, the system's voice slowly sounded.

[Hatake Kakashi chose answer H, which is wrong.Dilu chose answer E, which is wrong. 】

[Dilu was punished and danced to a song dressed as a bunny girl in the live broadcast room. 】

[Hatake Kakashi is punished and will be given the title from now on (I am not a fart god). Within three days, as long as he is near a crowded place, he will become unable to restrain his desire to fart.The range, sound and concentration of farts are increased tenfold. 】

[Sarutobi Asuma: "I'm dead."]

[Kakashi Hatake (I’m not a fart god); “I think I’m even worse off now than Earthland.”]

[Gang Zitie: "Kakashi, stay away from us in the future, we don't want to be smoked by your farts."]

[Akimichi Choza: "Kakashi, don't go to the BBQ restaurant from now on. I'm afraid you will affect the business."]

[Senju Hashirama: 'This is what we call being expelled.It's so miserable. '】

[Senju Tobirama: "I can't imagine the glare Kakashi received at the conference. It was really tragic."]

[Uzumaki Naruto: "Who is Kakashi, can you take a break from training tomorrow?"]

[Haruno Sakura: "Wuhu, rest, rest!"]

[Yamanaka Ino: "Um, Kakashi-sensei, please don't go to the flower shop yet, I'm afraid..."]

[Metkay: "Hey, Kakashi, our special battle training will be temporarily suspended from now on! I'm afraid you will kill me directly."]

[Loess: "Hahaha, it's getting more and more excessive."]

【...】

The barrage here is still discussing, while Di Lu on the other side has been tragically sent to a well-dressed small room.

[Punishment begins! 】

As the system prompts, Di Lu has been teleported to a small room. In addition to the decoration of the live broadcast, there is also a very soft seat in the room. In front of the chair, there is a small square table.In the middle of the table was a "handsome" special bunny girl outfit.

What's even more annoying is that there is a steel pipe in front of the table, where the camera shows a close-up.

I can’t guarantee anything else, I can only say that it’s very effective in inducing vomiting.

There was no other way. Under the urging of the system, Dilu had no choice but to change into bunny girl clothes at this time, with a somewhat embarrassed expression on his face.

After all, for a virtuous monk to do such a thing, no matter how you think about it, it feels a bit too embarrassing.However, under the constant urging of the system, he could only do this.

"I didn't expect that the poor monk would do such a thing one day. It's a sin. Amitabha." Di Lu slowly closed his eyes, put his hands together, and murmured softly.

Although he was somewhat unhappy in his heart, but after all, losing is losing, there is no way.It is also one of the practices for monks not to tell lies.

【Please start your performance...】

As the urging sound of the system came, Di Lu slowly raised his head, walked to the steel pipe that symbolized the fire of karma, and grasped the pipe body that symbolized the evil in the world. There was a hint of determination in his voice: "Since everything It’s all inevitable, so let me bear all this!”

"Amitabha, what an offense! Still looking at Haihan, use my body to bear the karmic fire for others!" Di Lu raised his head, and the fierce and determined gaze also passed through the sunglasses and into the lens.

Of course, as Lu Lu's voice fell, the BGM began to sound from behind him.

Following the rhythm of the BGM, I saw that Di Lu's wrist was raised suddenly, and then began to rotate slowly, and his body also began to slowly twist his enchanting body in accordance with the rhythm of the BGM.

As the rhythm became more and more comfortable, he began to gently stroke his cheek, gradually getting better.Sometimes he strokes his bald head, sometimes he holds the Zen staff in his hand and shakes it, and his butt with the rabbit tail twitches in front of the camera. There is an indescribable "charm" that slowly passes in front of the camera at this moment. bloom.

Gradually, as the music gradually reached its climax, his figure began to become more and more flexible.

The sound of the BGM began to rise, and he also began to benefit from being able to drive the bones with his joints, and began to shake out sensitive and difficult poses continuously.His palms began to caress his body continuously in rhythm, posing various difficult poses as much as possible. This kind of softness and performance level also made all the audience exclaimed.

As the BGM gradually reached its climax, he followed the music and slowly pushed himself to the highest peak.Suddenly, Di Lu clenched the steel pipe in his hand, leaped high into the air while exerting force on his legs, and continued to rotate himself with the help of the smooth steel pipe, slowly falling from the high altitude.That perfect figure is also fully revealed in this one.

(In order to write a paragraph, I watched pole dancing for a long time. Ahem, it’s really not me who is horny. The material is all material. If you have anything you want to see, you can tell me.)

However, even if it is pole dancing, even if it looks disgusting and looks like vomiting, everyone still stares at the land in front of them. After all, it is really rare for men to pole dance in bunny clothes, let alone , this is still a monk.

Finally, the twisting postures stretched the flexibility time and time again, and even the movements were extra smooth, and some people even began to wonder whether Dilu was a professional bunny girl dancer in the nightclub before. .

What's more, it has already started to shake directly with the rhythm.

I have to say that although the spoofs are indeed full, the fun can't help but make people cheer up, at least the audience off the court are also having fun.

Finally, the song ended, and so did his dancing.The camera also switched to a dark place.

[Sarutobi Asuma: "Ouch!!!!"]

[Hatake Kakashi (I am not a fart god): "I'm sorry, I can't help it. It's really, really disgusting. I've never been so nauseous, right... vomit!"]

[Ling Bai (shameless): "Where's that dog who can cut the screen? Come on, help me, my eyes are going blind!!!"]

[Uchiha Sasuke: "I'm afraid that my Sharingan will be useless after reading it..."]

[Uzumaki Naruto: "Abba Abba."]