Ninja live broadcast, the beginning is a famous scene

[Chouji Akimichi: "Maybe he's just like me. Do you eat too much snacks? Maybe this is how you lose weight. Like me, you must be handsome when you lose weight, hehe."]

[Nara Shikamaru: "Ino, please persuade him to stop dreaming."]

[Yamanaka Ino: "Why don't you go?"]

[Nara Shikamaru: "Because it's too much trouble."]

[Yamanaka Ino: "It really suits your character..."]

[Hatake Kakashi: "Then there are only three options left, the Shura path, the hell path, and the human path."]

[Hyuuga Neji: "I think that figure seems to have a thin face."]

[Qing: "Then let me guess. I think it should be Human World Dao, and it should be B, because what I see is quite similar."]

[Changjuro: "Is it your intuition?"]

[Qing: "Yes."]

[Kankuro: "Then let's seek wealth and wealth in danger. I will follow. I also choose B!"]

[Chilabi: "Are you trying so hard? Do you have to choose one answer to die? It's really amazing."]

[First answer failed! 】

[Ao and Kankuro answered incorrectly and were punished. 】

[Qing, punish me by making up a sad little story. 】

[Kankuro, one sentence of punishment destroyed the atmosphere of the touching story and successfully made everyone laugh. 】

[Qing: "Aren't you making things difficult for me?"]

[Kankuro: "That's right. Are you treating me as a clown?"]

[Uchiha Madara: "It seems that there is still a thorn in the side who is not convinced by the system. Xiaotong, come and give him the whole job."]

【...】

Suddenly, the two people on the barrage were quiet for three seconds, then suddenly changed the subject and immediately started complimenting each other.

[Qing: "Master System, you really think about us when you speak. We are very grateful to you for training our abilities in this way."]

[Kankuro: "I just like challenges. Thank you System-sama for the difficult problem."]

[Kakashi Hatake: "I suggest you two go to Sichuan Opera to learn face-changing. You must be very talented."]

[Terumi Mei; "Hahaha, retribution is coming! Hahahahaha!"]

[Temari: "The attitudes of the two changed so quickly, I can already imagine the torture they just suffered."]

[Minato Namikaze: "I'm quite curious about what the touching story is."]

[Senju Tobirama: "Yes, yes, I'm in a bad mood right now due to Mabuyi's little joke. Come on, have some fun and make me smile."]

[Choji Akimichi: "Hurry up, I have all the melon seeds and coke ready, just waiting for you to start telling stories."]

[Ling Bai: "Hurry up and add more!"]

[Qing: "Quiet, quiet, quiet, cough, cough, it's coming now!"]

[Qing, the punishment begins...]

As this barrage passed by, the live broadcast camera slowly switched to Qing's cheek. He crossed his hands and slowly placed his head on them, with calm written all over his face.

"Uncle Qing tells a story, let's start now... I heard this story from an ordinary friend from one of the five major countries..." Qing lowered his head slightly and sneered.

Immediately, it felt as if his voice had switched, becoming a little more magnetic and seductive:

A man was in a car accident, which left him paralyzed in the lower limbs and blind in both eyes. In the room, he heard slow footsteps outside the ward door. He was a little anxious and shouted quickly: "Nurse?"

Hearing the man's voice, the nurse surprisingly didn't reply.

Seeing that the other party didn't speak, he fumbled open the drawer beside the bed and took out a paper and pen: "Nurse... Excuse me, can you write a letter for me? It's for my wife."

The nurse still didn't speak, but just took the paper and pen in his hand.

The man smiled bitterly, turned his head, and whistled outside the window where the breeze was blowing constantly.With a crisp bird song, a homing pigeon with a roll on its body flew to the man's wrist.

The man raised his head, took a long breath, as if he was prepared, and stretched his arm towards the nurse: "Nurse, if you finish writing, just put this letter into the roll, that's enough Yes, thank you very much."

Seeing that the nurse didn't speak, he smiled and continued in a very low voice: "Nurse, now I'm asking you to ghostwrite. Just write: Actually, I have thought about it for a long time. We are not suitable. Let's break up. I'm sorry. .”

"That's enough after writing these." After the man finished speaking, he slowly added.

"Brush, brush, brush...", the friction sound of the pen tip on the paper kept sounding, and the rustling sound of writing also kept coming.

Before the nurse could say anything, the man continued: "By the way, nurse, please don't tell her where I am, she will be worried. I don't want her to suffer for me anymore."

This time, the nurse still didn't speak. She just walked up to him and took the man's hand.

At this moment, her face was already full of tears...]

[Uzumaki Kushina: "That...in other words, this so-called nurse is the man's wife."]

[Kurotsuchi: "It sounds so touching and manly~, then I want to ask, how should I refute this rebuttal?"]

[Chiyo: "I'm so touched, woo woo woo."]

[Uchiha Mikoto: "It's such a good story, I'm already moved."]

[Jiraiya: "Wow, wow, I'm so touched. Where's Tsunade, come give me a hug and comfort me."]

[Namikaze Minato: "Jiraiya-sensei, please respect yourself..."]

[Bai: "It touched my heart. It's such a touching story."]

[Samyi: "What a good story. No matter how you turn something like this around, you probably won't be able to laugh out loud."]

[Nara Shikamaru: "No, no, no, I have completely found the bug! But, hahahaha! If Kankuro can't find it, there's nothing we can do."]

[Uzumaki Naruto: "How did you still laugh after hearing this story?"]

[Nara Shikamaru: "That's because you don't see the problem, that's too much."]

[System: Ask Kankuro to carry out the punishment. 】

【Sandaime Kazekage·? ? ? : "It seems that this question is very difficult."]

[The Second Raikage Ai: "I don't think there's anything wrong with this story."]

[Chilabi: "I think it's okay too. Yo~"]

[Kankuro: "I found the problem, it's my turn!"]

[Kankuro: "I just want to ask, what kind of car accident is this? Why is there nothing wrong in the middle after being hit at both ends? What's the matter? This car is a special forklift that only forks the head and lower body? Who in a car accident has his lower body disabled and then gets hit in the eye? ”]