Douluo: Why do you need to fight one-on-one when you can fight in groups?

Funny collection. (Just skip it.)

(Don’t bring it into the original plot line, just treat it as casual (^_^))

On this day, the weather is sunny and suitable for fishing.

But because today is the first day of school.

Our author could only struggle to code in the school dormitory. At this time, he had already written Chapter 2, about the problem of the protagonist's dormitory.

"...There are five beds, and the space is quite large..." As he wrote, the author was suddenly stunned, looking at his "broken" dormitory, and fell into deep thought.

Humph, what does a little protagonist need such a good dormitory?

Zige will understand me.

“This dormitory is shabby and shabby, with rubbish everywhere. It can be seen that the owner of the dormitory is not very hygienic...”

But at this moment, the door to the dormitory was opened, and it turned out that the protagonist walked in, chewing something in his mouth.

There was also a piece of soap in his hand, and it looked like he had been bitten.

He said: "Have you finished the novel?"

The author was so shocked that he quickly hid his hands behind his back and said guiltily: "Not yet."

"Oh."

The protagonist nodded calmly, but the soap in his hand accidentally slipped.

The author helps to pick it up and hands it to the protagonist.

Protagonist: "Thank you, Ultraman!"

"Yeah!" The author's heart felt as if he had been hit by an arrow. His heart was so angry that he quickly retracted his hand.

"You say it again."

"Thank you, Ultraman."

"Oh~ come again, come again!"

"Thank you, Ultraman."

"Ah~ come again, come again!"

"..."

The protagonist couldn't bear it anymore and stretched out his hand directly: "Will you give it to me or not?"

During the scramble, the soap was still in the author's hand, but the phone accidentally slipped and the page he just wrote was on it.

The author's body suddenly stiffened, he quickly picked up the phone and stepped back.

"What's wrong? Do you have a mobile phone? Show it to me." The protagonist said doubtfully.

"No, no! Definitely not."

But the protagonist was too lazy to pay attention to him. He stepped forward with his small body and looked at the author intimidatingly.

The author is horrified.

"You, what are you going to do? Ya Baa Lu, Ya Baa Lu, no, I'm still too young...ah, you're still too young, Ya Zhudie!!!"

After a while, the protagonist left with soap in his mouth and satisfied.

Only the author in torn clothes was left, looking at the back of the protagonist with tears streaming down his face, a look of humiliation on his face.

(This is just a funny fanfic written by the author. Please do not bring in the original plot or the author himself. I am a tough guy!! Bang Bang (slaps chest)

……

On this day, a salted fish author was sleeping.

He kept chanting: "Taro, Tiga, Ultraman, hehe..."

Well...this is a kid who believes in the light.

But at this time, our protagonist Mu Zige broke the author's dream without mercy.

Mu Zige grabbed the author's arm, shook it vigorously, and cruelly told the truth: "Wake up! There is no light in this world at all!"

The author suddenly opened his eyes!

Mu Zige: "Author, do you have anything to eat? I'm hungry. Happy water or potato chips will do! Hurry up!"

The author got up, ignored Mu Zige's question, looked at Mu Zige with tears in his eyes, ran out, and bit his sleeve: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" ..”

"But I'm really hungry."

Mu Zige scratched his head, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he picked up a divine light stick in the author's room.

"?This thing should be edible, right? Ah~" Mu Zige opened her mouth and bit into it. The taste was unexpectedly good.

Crunchy, chicken flavored.

"Huh?" After eating, Mu Zige's body suddenly burst into dazzling light that blinded the author's 24k titanium alloy eyes, and a giant of light rose from the ground.

And because this is a dormitory.

Boom~ The dormitory building collapsed.

The giant of light took two more steps.

Boom~ The teaching building also collapsed.

The author looked on stupidly.

Then he desperately covered his mouth to prevent himself from smiling sadly: "Haha, woo, poof! Ultraman does exist, light does exist, poof!"

(This is just a funny fanfic written by the author. Please do not substitute the original plot. There was it in the book club before this extra story. I have reposted it, and this is the second version. The first version I wrote has some omissions. I asked my book friend to help me make up for it. I found out that I had overlooked some issues and didn’t pay much attention when I took them off the book. Sorry, sorry, by the way, thank you to this old book friend,)

Here is a new and old extra story. Thank you readers for your support until now. Please do not bring the original plot into the story (′-w-`)

……

In the world of Pokémon, on the plane traveling from Kanto to the Alola region, the powerful Rocket Team became the plane's airlift crew.

Quietly looking at Xiaozhi and his party.

Meow Meow, who had not been back long, looked away from the window.

After he came back from that world, he would think of Mu Zige and that world occasionally, anytime and anywhere.

"I really want a dream, meow!"

Meow murmured to himself and looked at Musashi and Kojiro: "Meow, Musashi Kojiro, who is that black boy? He looks quite ugly."

"Oh, him."

Musashi curled his lips and said with disgust: "His name is Xiao Hao, Xiao Guitou's new traveling companion. He is a hundred times, a thousand times, ten thousand times more annoying than Xiao Guitou. He actually took my knocking monkey Robbed."

"That's right."

Kojiro also echoed, and at the same time said to Miaomiao: "By the way, Miaomiao, you have to be mentally prepared later. Before, our gashapon was always replaced by iron gold coins. Now that you are back, I'll leave it to you." !”

"Huh? Yes, I almost forgot." Musashi clapped his hands and showed a malicious smile.

"You, you guys, what do you mean?" Miao Miao had a bad feeling and stepped back.

"Hey, there's still work. Don't be lazy, I don't want the salary anymore."

A passing flight attendant reminded me in a low voice.

Team Rocket followed Xiaozhi to the Alola area, but lost them. Fortunately, they were found in the end.

Moreover, after Team Rocket found Xiaozhi, they hid and were making plans to capture Pikachu, but Meowth heard Xiaohao say:

"I never intended to help Xiaozhi realize his wish."

Musashi and Kojiro were immediately disdainful and said in unison:

"This little Hao is really nothing! The little devil helped him catch Pokémon, taught him, and helped him so much, but in exchange for this sentence."

"That's right, he's a hundred times, a thousand times, ten thousand times more annoying than the little devil."

Miao Miao heard an unknown fire welling up in her heart, and jumped out directly. When no one expected it, she kicked Xiao Hao in the face, and then started to scratch wildly.

Xiao Hao screamed in pain.

"Meow!? You're back!?!"

"Pikapi!?!"

Xiaozhi and Pikachu screamed in surprise when they saw Meowth, but after hearing the child's scream, they suddenly reacted and shouted: "Meowth, stop quickly, you are not allowed to hurt Xiaohao."

"What is Meowth doing?"

"Forget it, never mind. Kojiro, let's go too!"

Musashi and Kojiro also jumped out, and responded to Xiaozhi's words and said the classic lines.

……