Overturning Hogwarts

"Lu Wei is actually a little cutie."

After the three Harrys left, Hagrid introduced his three-headed dog named Luwei to his good friends.

Zhang Rui nodded and smiled on the surface, but in his heart he couldn't help but want to punch Hagrid's big face. In Hagrid's eyes, all magical animals were probably cute little animals.

Is it a scary "cutie" like a troll?

No, it should be more terrifying than the troll. Not only does it have three heads, but it can also bite Snape.

Otherwise, Dumbledore wouldn't have specifically asked Hagrid to borrow Walking Wheels.

"It's rare, isn't it? How many dogs have you seen with three heads?" Hagrid said proudly.

"Yes, it's so rare. I really want to see it with my own eyes." Zhang Rui showed a longing expression, which satisfied Hagrid's vanity.

"Haha, of course I can let you meet Lu Wei, little Nick, why are we good friends?"

"Great, when can you show it to me?"

I can't wait to use its hair to make a wand.

"Oh, not now. Lu Wei is helping Dumbledore guard that thing." Hagrid lowered his voice and said, "Don't let others know that the Philosopher's Stone is in Hogwarts."

"Magic stone?"

You've spoken out, okay!

Sure enough, people are the least vigilant when they are proud.

"Oh, my God, did I say it?" Hagrid was panicked, with deep self-blame on his face.

"Don't worry, I'm not interested in this thing at all. I only like dragons, phoenixes, unicorns and cuties like Lu Wei."

All in all, I just want to make wands now.

"Thank you, Nick Jr., I knew we were the same person."

Hagrid slapped him excitedly, but Zhang Rui used the warning in his heart to avoid him, otherwise he would probably be slapped against the wall.

"You must never tell Harry or Hermione about this. I promised Dumbledore to keep it a secret."

Dumbledore is also big-hearted and dares to ask you to keep a secret, Zhang Rui complained in his heart.

Hagrid is not a big talker who likes to talk nonsense, but he is really simple and can be easily tricked into talking out of words.

At this point, Zhang Rui, who quickly became good friends with Hagrid and learned many secrets from each other, has the best say.

"Don't worry, Harry, Hermione and the others will hide away when I see them."

Because both of them can cause trouble for people.

Perhaps because he had received the guarantee, or perhaps because he had suffered from keeping the secret during this period, Hagrid couldn't help complaining to Zhang Rui: "I really don't know what the magic stone is good for. It can make people immortal. Isn't it just that it can turn stone into gold? How can such a boring thing be as cute as a magical creature? If I had a magic stone, I would rather trade it for a dragon..."

I don't want to hear this at all. Didn't you promise Dumbledore to keep it a secret?

Judging from the confidentiality, everyone who is interested should know about this matter, except Harry and the others.

"Stop talking about these annoying things, let's talk about Lu Wei, or the unicorn in the Forbidden Forest."

Zhang Rui took the initiative to change the topic.

Immortality and turning stones into gold really don't appeal to him much now.

First, he was less than ten years old, in good health, and had a long life ahead of him. Secondly, he is really not short of money.

"Lu Wei likes to listen to music the most. He will fall asleep as soon as he listens to music..." Hagrid happily told about his little cuties.

Is that because you love listening to music?

……

Zhang Rui discovered that since the last time he gave Harry a divination before the Quidditch match, he had become a celebrity on campus, and many students came to him for divination.

Zhang Rui refused at first, but he soon discovered that those people were very perseverant and pretended to meet him by chance on various occasions... This meant that he would be noticed wherever he went, which was not okay!

Therefore, he had to stipulate that one hour should be set aside every Thursday night to give paid divination to everyone in the History of Magic classroom, and not at any other time.

Each person is charged ten copper nits each time, which also filters out some customers who ask for trivial matters to some extent.

Now, Zhang Rui was sitting in the classroom, stroking the hand of a senior who had a good appearance and figure, and called it palm reading.

"Well, your love line shows that you will have many suitors..."

"Master, you are so accurate." The senior sister had an incredulous expression.

You have such a good figure, it’s surprising that you have so few suitors.

"But you are confused and don't know how to choose."

"Yes, yes, master, you are so right. Some people like me very much. They write me love letters every day, bring me breakfast, and greet me with greetings. But I don't like him, and I am afraid that if I refuse directly, I will hurt him. heart of……"

Girl, this is called having a spare tire!

"Let me take a look at your career line again. Oh, you don't need to take off your clothes. I'm talking about the career line on your hand... Of course, you can take it off if it's hot."

British women are so open-minded and have no shame at all.

"Your career line is, well, quite deep, quite big, ahem, quite complicated..."

Zhang Rui relied on the words passed down by the old Zhang family for more than ten generations to fool people, but he didn't actually say anything specific, and he didn't know the specifics.

Those who are good-looking and have good family conditions will have a bright future, but there will be twists and turns in the process. As long as you resist the temptation, you will have a good harvest in career and love.

Those who are not good-looking and whose families are in difficulty mean that although the road is bumpy, as long as they work hard and persevere, they will have a happy life.

And at the age of the little wizard, the only things he encounters are those things he has a crush on, someone he is jealous of, someone who has low self-esteem, is timid, wants to be the center of attention, has conflicts with his classmates, feels that the teacher is partial...

More often than not, Zhang Rui seems to be playing the role of a psychological teacher who enlightens students, encouraging them to have courage, work hard, change their image, and communicate well with their classmates...

As for the teacher's partiality, there is really nothing you can do about it. I can't change your teacher for you, so I can only advise you to be more open-minded.

There were also those who asked about marriage, how many children they would have in the future, whether they were boys or girls. Zhang Rui basically made up some random things. Anyway, it would be at least seven or eight years before these people got married, and Zhang Rui would have run away long ago. Well, if it’s not allowed, then it’s not allowed.

……

After finally tricking the last little wizard away, Zhang Rui stood up, stretched, and glanced at the pile of Copper Nuts next to him. From now on, he would no longer need to borrow money from Neville when he asked for an owl to deliver a message.

"H-Hello. Can, can you help me with a divination?"

Zhang Rui looked at Qi Luo in front of him, smelling the smell of garlic, and his heart sank. How could he recruit this guy?

"I'm sorry, professor, it's very late and I have to go back to the dormitory." Zhang Rui declined.

This was the person Zhang Rui didn't want to come into contact with at Hogwarts. If Harry only caused trouble, this person would be dangerous in addition to being troublesome.

"No, I won't delay. It will take you too long," Quirrell sat directly in front of Zhang Rui, "Let's start quickly."

Zhang Rui sat down slowly, feeling that he had encountered the biggest crisis in his life. He didn't dare to calculate, but he didn't dare to calculate, he couldn't calculate, and he couldn't not calculate.

If you know too much and cause fear, you will probably be killed directly by the other party.

But if you behave incompetently and do not conform to the outside world's perception of yourself, the other party will think that you already know something and are deliberately perfunctory.

Especially since the other party is an extremely smart person, those tricks used to deceive the little wizard are unlikely to be effective.

This is how to do ah?