Konoha: My Wife is Tsunade

About the time Uchiha Yashiro's one-eyed Susan was about to go crazy, Kato Mikaze and Tsunade were just getting ready to have lunch in the office.

Kato Midikaze carefully observed Tsunade's expression while placing food on the coffee table.

"Honey, the swelling on my head..."

"Eat first, I'm hungry."

Tsunade's eyebrows were curved, and she glanced at the big bump on Kato Mikaze's head in a funny way. Before he could finish his words, she deliberately blocked his mouth with a soft and cute coquettish tone.

"Oh!"

Kato Yufeng had no choice but to speed up the movements of his hands.

After quickly setting up the lunch, Kato Yufeng lowered his head and took a bite of the rice. Kato Yufeng raised his salty eyes and glanced at Tsunade who was still snickering, and flattered her by giving her a chopstick of her favorite chicken breast.

"Eat more. Wife, you used up so much energy riding horses in the morning. You like to eat chicken breast the most. Eat more to replenish your body."

Tsunade raised her eyes and glanced at Kato Mikaze, ignored him, and ate her own lunch. She and Kato Mikaze had been fooling around in bed all morning, but she was starving.

However, although Tsunade didn't say anything, she still ate the chicken breast that Kato Mikaze gave him, and her eyebrows, which were already smiling and curved, became even more curved, which showed that Tsunade was still in a good mood.

Seeing that Tsunade ignored him, Kato Midikaze stopped talking. While grabbing the lunch in his bowl, he skillfully put all the chicken breasts in his lunch into Tsunade's bowl one by one. .

Kato was begging Tsunade in disguise, trying to get rid of the big bump on his head. The big bump on his head had long since stopped hurting, but it really affected his handsome image.

Imagine a handsome young man with handsome light blue hair. However, a round pink sarcoma suddenly protrudes from his hair.

Does it look like there is a bird egg in the bird's nest above the head of a person, or does it look like the egg in the grass of the warbler...

In other words, eggs are spherical, not stick-shaped.

Tsunade and Kato Mikaze were eating lunch in harmony, one was fawning over the other and helped the other with food, and neither of them disliked it.

Kato Yufeng watched as all the chicken breasts on his plate were picked up, and Tsunade also ate them into her mouth with a smile, but she still didn't let go of Cherry's little mouth and agreed with him to remove the swelling on her head. .

The two salty fish eyes rolled around. Kato Yufeng glanced at the cruel woman who ate like a greedy cat, and then glanced at the other figure over the desk, the salty fish who still maintained the appearance of Tsunade. Doppelgänger.

"Ahem! Otherwise, you should give him some treatment. It's too ugly to have a pink bird's egg on his head."

The room echoed the sound of another Tsunade speaking.

"After all, he is also our boyfriend. He has embarrassed himself in front of other Konoha ninjas, and he has embarrassed both of us?"

Sitting behind the desk, Tsunade, Kato Mikaze's salty fish clone, really couldn't stand the pitiful appearance of the original being groveling, so she couldn't help but plead for mercy on the original's behalf.

"That's right, my dear wife, look at how reasonable Tsunade is who is still working hard."

"Yes, I'm Tsunade too, okay, stop holding that bird's egg and use medical ninjutsu to treat it."

Kato Mikaze's salted fish clone deliberately imitated Tsunade's voice and spoke in a gentle tone.

"Yufeng, it hurts a lot. If she doesn't treat it for you, I'll treat it for you!"

As the Xianyu clone spoke, he stood up from behind the desk and walked towards the sofa and coffee table.

"Thank you, Mr. Wife, no, thank you, Your Highness, Princess."

Kato Yufeng spoke to his salted fish clone while raising his eyebrows and observing the reaction of his real girlfriend with the corner of his eyes.

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"???"

Tsunade watched speechlessly as Kato Mikaze and his own clone performed double sex. The movement of swallowing food in her mouth gradually stopped, and she gained a new understanding of the extent of her boyfriend's shamelessness.

The expression on Tsunade's face here gradually changed from a snicker to a silly one, while the double yellow performance of Kato Mifeng and Xianyu's clone continued.

"Oh, it hurts me to death."

"Yufeng, please don't move."

"Ouch, my forehead."

"Yu Feng, let me blow it for you."

"Oh, my cruel mother-in-law."

"Yu Feng, it's all my fault for being too careless. Don't blame me, okay? I'll let you do whatever you want when you go home tonight."

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Kato Yufeng observed Tsunade's cute look and smiled secretly in his heart. He coordinated with the movements of the salted fish clone and screamed in pain in an exaggerated way.

The salted fish clone also cooperated very well, pretending to imitate Tsunade's gentle side, blowing air on the forehead of the main body, and treating him.

The green light of the Palm Immortal Technique flashed again and again on the big swelling, but it just didn't work. The swelling just wouldn't go away, but Kato Mikaze's screams became louder.

While Kato Yufeng cooperated with the performance of the salted fish clone, he observed Tsunade's reaction with the corner of his eyes, and frequently signaled to Tsunade with his eyes that he still wanted Tsunade to cure him personally.

If Kato Mikaze heals himself and is rewarded with a golden fist by Tsunade, wouldn't he suffer a big loss?

"This big idiot!" 』

Tsunade, who came back to her senses, looked at her boyfriend's exaggerated double sex performance in front of her. She was angry and funny, and she secretly cursed him as a fool.

Then Tsunade noticed the abnormality that the Palm Senjutsu only shined light but had no effect. Then she looked up at the little look her boyfriend gave her, and she still didn't understand what her boyfriend meant.

"Pfft, you idiot!" Tsunade couldn't help the smile in her heart, she cursed softly, and then gave Kato Mikaze a good-looking hygienic eye.

"Ouch, it hurts me to death!" Kato Yufeng saw the effect again and screamed louder.

Kato Mikaze returned to performing, and without stopping, he skillfully put the last piece of chicken breast in his bowl into Tsunade's bowl.

Tsunade looked down at her favorite food in her bowl, blinked her big amber eyes, and finally relented and took a small bite of the cherry.

In fact, Tsunade had planned to treat Kato Midikaze right after lunch. After all, Kato Midikaze had business to attend to in the afternoon, and he might have to visit the third generation. It was really outrageous to have a big bump on his head.

It doesn't matter to ordinary Konoha ninjas when they see Kato Mikaze looking like he has bronchitis. Just don't let the leader see him directly, so as not to affect his image in the leader's mind.

Tsunade still has to give Kato Yufeng this little face.

Although the leader of the Third Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen, is also suffering from bronchitis...

Tsunade said: "Okay, stop pretending, get cured quickly, and eat quickly!"

"Hey, come and treat me."

Kato Yufeng waved his hand and drove away the obstructive salted fish clone.

How can fake Tsunade have the fragrance of real Tsunade? At least the salted fish clone doesn't have the body fragrance of Tsunade.

"You're so damned good, put your head over here."

Kato Yufeng moved his butt over and hugged Tsunade's slender waist.

"Hurry up, it really hurts me."

Kato Yufeng complained.

"Are you lying? I don't know if it hurts you when I hit you?"

While helping Kato Mikaze with treatment, Tsunade exposed his lies. Then she thought of his behavior in bed this morning, and added without blushing:

"You are thick-skinned and you are running around on the bed like that. How could I hurt you with just one punch? It's okay for you to hurt me!"

"Hey, how do you feel this morning? How about we go back in the afternoon?"

Kato Mikaze heard what Tsunade said and responded shamelessly.

"Bah, you are a wolf, right?"

Tsunade had just healed the swelling on Kato Mikaze's head, and when she heard him say more shameless words than she did, she couldn't help but pat him on the head again.

Fortunately, Tsunade didn't use strange power ninjutsu this time, it was more like being coquettish.

Tsunade urged Kato Mikaze: "Okay, get up quickly and eat well."

Kato Yufeng touched the top of his head, and Xianyu rolled his eyes and said, "What are you eating? The chicken breast meat has gone into your belly."

"Here, the last piece, open your mouth, ah..."

Tsunade picked up the last piece of chicken breast with chopsticks and said to Kato Mikaze.

Kato Mikaze bit off Tsunade's feeding.

"I still want."

"No, that was the last piece just now."

Kato Mikaze looked at the two big bowls on Tsunade's chest with a bad smile and said, "Why not? Don't you still have chicken breasts in the two big bowls in front of you? I want to eat that!"

Tsunade was still wondering where the chicken breast was, so she came out and Kato Mikaze ate one piece, but the rest went into her belly.

"Bah, Kato Mikaze, you big bad guy, you are so bad!|"

Looking down at Kato Mikaze's line of sight, Tsunade immediately reacted: "Kato Mikaze, you were definitely a wolf in your last life!"

"Hey, my dear wife, our favorite food is the same!"

Kato Mikaze chuckled and prepared to lower his head to taste Tsunade's chicken breast.

Not only Tsunade's favorite food is chicken breast, but to a certain extent, Kato Mikaze's favorite food is also chicken breast.

Trying to maintain the same food taste as your girlfriend is a basic quality that a boyfriend who wants to live a happy sex life must possess.

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Seeing a good lunch, Kato Mikaze's gags made him slip into strange places again.

Just when Kato Mikaze was less than one Senbon's length away from his delicious chicken breast, some distance away from Konoha Hospital in the Uchiha Clan, Uchiha Yashiro's one-eyed Susano erupted.

Kato Mikaze's spiritual sense, which he kept open at all times, immediately noticed a powerful chakra fluctuation. Along with this chakra fluctuation, there was also a negative spiritual energy that he was quite familiar with.

The familiar negative mental energy that he saw with his own eyes last night made Kato Mikaze instantly judge that something unexpected happened to Yashiro Uchiha.

Tsunade's move to nibble on chicken breast immediately stopped, and the efficiency of his soul vision was turned to the maximum. Kato Mikaze's perspective instantly shifted to the crow's nest where he stayed yesterday, where his soul mark was still left.

Seeing the scene of one-eyed Susana's explosion, Kato Mikaze cursed in a low voice.

"Damn!"

Kato Mikaze turned his head and looked at the salted fish clone that he had just waved aside. Considering the power of Susanoo seen in his soul vision, Kato Mikaze still prepared to go there with his body.

At this sensitive moment when the Second Ninja War is about to break out, if the Uchiha family makes such a big noise, the attention of all parties in Konoha Village will definitely be focused there.

Kato Yufeng can rest assured if the main body handles it.

After all, it was Kato Midikaze's first time to do what he did last night, and he just dealt with the beginning and end in a hurry. If he missed something because he didn't understand the Mangekyō Sharingan, then he would not be able to explain it clearly.

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"what happened?"

Tsunade looked at Kato Mikaze who stopped moving, heard his curse again, and asked in confusion.

"Tsunade, honey, it looks like I'm going to save your chicken breast for dinner."

While Kato Mikaze was talking, he reluctantly lowered his head and kissed the chicken breast on his lips. He then kissed Tsunade's slightly opened cherry lips and blew away the chicken breast from her mouth.

"Well, it tastes really good. Your chicken breast tastes really good. It's your always attractive smell."

Kato Mikaze said the most unserious and crooked words in a serious manner.

"Remember to keep it for me and eat it when I come back."

After finishing his lies, Kato Mikaze explained to Tsunade: "There was an unexpected situation in the Uchiha family, and it has something to do with me. I want to go there personally to deal with it."

After swallowing the food in his mouth, Kato Mikaze licked his lips, reluctantly took one last look at the delicious chicken breast, mobilized the chakra in his body, and used a teleportation technique to disappear in front of Tsunade's eyes.

"What? Just disappeared without telling the reason!"

One second Tsunade was enjoying playing with her boyfriend, and the next second her boyfriend was gone and she immediately started complaining.

"Where did you go? What happened to the Uchiha family?"

Tsunade turned to ask the salted fish clone who had returned to the desk. As Kato Yufeng's pillow, she certainly knew the specialness of her boyfriend's clone and knew that his clone could communicate with the main body at any time.

"There was a small accident with the Uchiha family. The main body will be back soon."

The salted fish clone still maintained Tsunade's appearance and answered Tsunade's question.

"Nothing is wrong with the main body. My wife, I am quite busy right now and can't get away. I think I can continue eating the chicken breast in my place."

While talking, the salted fish clone got up and walked from the desk to the sofa, and then hugged Tsunade's thin waist.

Tsunade looked speechlessly at the salted fish clone in front of her that looked exactly like herself, always feeling something was strange.

"do not want!"

Tsunade rejected the request of the salted fish clone.

Tsunade couldn't tell whether the person in front of her was her boyfriend's clone or his real body. The familiar waist-hugging movement, although it appeared to be her body, was exactly the same as her boyfriend's real body.

Tsunade asked in confusion: "Are you your true body or a clone?"

"Is there any difference? Anyway, I am also Kato Mikaze. I can feel whatever my body can feel, and I can feel whatever my body can feel. Our souls are the same."

The other fake Tsunade wore the usual evil smile on Kato Mikaze's face and was about to taste her own chicken breast dinner.

Bang!

The salted fish clone disappeared, leaving a confused Tsunade.

On the other side, Kato Mikaze, who was still on his way, opened his mouth and cursed in a low voice: "Damn it, did I almost do it to myself?"

"Although it's all me, why does it feel so weird?"

"Speaking of which, can Tsunade have shadow clones?"

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PS: On pages 164 and 165 of the Book of Masters, Tsunade’s favorite food in official data is chicken breast.

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