Konoha: My Wife is Tsunade

Hearing what Kato Mikaze said, Tsunade blinked her big eyes and said doubtfully: "Mikaze, what are you talking about?"

"I don't have to go...hiss!"

Kato Yufeng was about to repeat his decision again, but before he could finish his sentence, he felt a familiar sharp pain in his chest, and then he took a deep breath involuntarily.

Kato Yufeng looked down again, and sure enough, Tsunade transformed into a little kitten again, with a bulging face and two small tiger teeth, and bit down on the place with the most conspicuous tooth marks.

"Ouch, be gentle! Little kitten, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts..." Kato Yufeng screamed in pain.

This time Tsunade bit harder than the previous times, and she specifically targeted the most sensitive part of Kato Mikaze, deliberately using her pointed little tiger teeth to bite.

Unlike the turquoise light that flashed when Tsunade used medical ninjutsu to heal her injuries, now there was a faint trace of bright red on Tsunade's lips. This time she was really biting hard and bleeding.

This made her sister-in-law, the princess, unhappy again. Kato Mikaze was reluctant to use ninjutsu to defend Tsunade, for fear of hurting Tsunade, so he could only keep begging for mercy and pretending to exaggerate the pain.

Although the bite this time was really painful, in the process of dating between men and women, especially when they are fighting with each other, sometimes they cannot be too honest, and they still have to pretend.

For example, now that Kato Yufeng is crying about pain, the original pain is a first-level pain, so he has to pretend to be suffering from a second-level pain effect. It is originally a second-level pain, so he has to pretend to be a fourth-level pain effect.

By analogy, of course, gentlemen, you must grasp the degree when pretending, otherwise the traces of pretending will be too serious and the performance will be too exaggerated, which may also have the opposite effect.

What about the opposite effect?It won’t make you feel overwhelmed, but the original first-level pain may really escalate into second-level pain!

In short, gentlemen, these 36 strategies for picking up girls are just fake and not crazy. No one has a physique like Kato Mikaze, so you must use them with caution!

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"Hiss... be gentle, little aunt."

"Ouch! Princess, please relax."

"Ah! He is going to die. The legendary big fat sheep bit the wolf and made the wolf bleed."

"My dear wife, please relax. You've already seen blood. I don't even want to let you see blood now..."

Kato Mikaze changed several pet names for Tsunade and said soft words in his mouth. His hands were not idle. He did not dare to push away Tsunade who was biting her. He could only hold Tsunade tightly with one hand. A delicate body with soft hands;

The other hand smoothed Tsunade's blond hair from the top of her head down over and over again, just like combing the hair of her own crazy kitten.

After a while, maybe it was the soft words Kato Mikaze said that had an effect, maybe it was because the cat's hair felt comfortable, maybe it was because she heard the blood, Tsunade finally let go of the soft meat biting in Cherry's little mouth. .

Seeing Tsunade finally loosen her mouth, Kato Yufeng pretended to be aggrieved and said: "Why are you biting me again?"

"Who told you to talk stupid nonsense?" Tsunade rolled her eyes at Kato Mikaze, with a proud smile on her lips, and looked at the fresh teeth marks in her mouth with satisfaction, "Now it's perfect!"

"What is perfect?" Kato Yufeng heard the word perfect and asked doubtfully.

"Of course the shape of the tooth mark is perfect! Just now I said that the original shape of the tooth mark was not good-looking because it was missing the mark of one of my little tiger teeth. Now while you are talking nonsense and your mind is unclear, I can just give it to you It makes up for it!”

Tsunade looked at the bloody tooth marks on Kato Mikaze's chest, and stretched out her little tongue to lick her lips with satisfaction.

"Okay, Tsunade, you've changed, little cat. You just want to bite your husband and me again to make up for that tooth mark! It turns out you're not that bad."

"Hey, these teeth marks look good." Tsunade stretched out a white finger and gently wiped away the blood stains, and then put it into her cherry mouth.

"Also, why did I become bad? I learned it all from you!" Tsunade twirled her fingers, rolled her beautiful eyes, and gave Kato Mikaze a pair of white eyes, "Who told you to open your mouth randomly?" Are you talking nonsense or stupid things?"

"Who said something stupid?" Kato Yufeng argued.

"Come on, what you just said is stupid!"

"Then why did you bite me again?" Kato Yufeng ignored the topic of talking nonsense and brought up the matter of being bitten.

"Do you need a reason for me to bite you? Didn't you just say that your body and mind all belong to my princess, and I can do with it how I want!"

"We haven't gotten out of bed yet. What you said just now on this bed is so young. Kato Mifeng, you don't want to regret it, do you?"

Kato Yufeng was at a loss for words for a moment: "It's over, I'm careless, I didn't dodge... The silly big fat sheep has become sharper in words..."

This is what he thought in his heart, but seeing that Tsunade's mood was obviously much better than before, Kato Yufeng was actually too late to be happy in his heart. How could he blame Tsunade for biting him.

After Tsunade's mood improved, Kato Mikaze's mood also improved. The two beautiful light blue star eyes on her face turned around, and then she reached out and rubbed Tsunade's little head. , said dotingly:

"Uh... Wife, what you said makes sense. Look at my broad chest. You only bit one side. It's asymmetrical and doesn't match my natural beauty at all."

As Kato Yufeng spoke, he puffed out the chest on the other side: "How about, what, my wife, bite this side again? Make it symmetrical!"

Perhaps because he still felt that he was not sincere enough, Kato Yufeng deliberately and exaggeratedly shook his well-developed pectoralis major muscles, shaking some prominent places.

Kato Mikaze not only shook his pectoralis major muscles, but the eyebrows on his face also trembled along with his well-developed pectoralis major muscles. With exaggerated expressions and exaggerated movements, he just wanted to tease Tsunade and win a smile from the beauty in his arms.

"Pfft!"

As expected, Tsunade was amused by Kato Mikaze and couldn't help laughing.

"What a shame! I hate you so much!"

Tsunade laughed happily. She could no longer maintain the appearance of a fierce little cat, and gently hit Kato Mikaze's chest with her small fists.

"Ha ha!"

Kato Mikaze also followed Tsunade's silvery laughter, laughed softly, and rubbed Tsunade's little head lovingly, and then combed her long golden hair that was messed up by him. good.

This time Kato Yufeng combed his hair very seriously, his movements were gentle and gentle, and the expression on his face was also quite gentle.