Konoha: My Wife is Tsunade

Kato Mikaze caught up from behind and took Tsunade's little hand: "Let's go home and eat. You have exhausted so much energy in the office in the afternoon, so I'm going to make a good meal for you."

"Bah, a dog's mouth can't spit out ivory. What do you mean I'm exhausted? You're not messing around in the afternoon!" Tsunade glanced at the little hand held by her boyfriend and shook it without shaking it off, "Buy it. Have you got the ingredients?”

"My, my, my, I've consumed a lot, and I want to eat something good. I've bought the ingredients, and there's still some left over from the love lunch I made for you at noon."

"On the way to pick you up from the hospital just now, I bought some on the way. They are all your favorites, well, they are all my favorites."

"Hmph, are you bored waiting for me? You're so bored that you're just staring at the beautiful nurse. Isn't that nurse good-looking just now?"

Tsunade snorted, and while talking, she broke away from Kato Mikaze's hand and grasped her hand. She moved it onto the soft flesh of his waist with familiarity, found the right position and twisted it hard.

Of course, Tsunade knew that her boyfriend didn't just look at beautiful women in a daze. Maybe he was thinking about what he was writing in his mind just now. It wasn't the first time she saw her boyfriend in a daze.

Tsunade just wanted to find a reason to pinch Kato Mikaze's waist. Who made Kato Mikaze bully her miserably in the office in the afternoon, and more importantly, made her work overtime, and she still hasn't calmed down yet. .

Since you want to save face for your boyfriend and can’t twist your ears, then the soft flesh around your boyfriend’s waist is the best choice.

"hiss!"

Kato Mikaze gasped. It was really painful. He didn't dare to use ninjutsu to resist. Tsunade was obviously still angry.

If she doesn't let out the breath she's holding in her chest, Kato Yufeng won't be able to get over it tonight. He still wants to comfort the two white rabbits at night...

Tsunade heard the sound of her boyfriend gasping for air and asked softly and concernedly: "What's wrong?"

When asking, Tsunade's little hand hanging on Kato Mikaze's waist did not forget to twist it again.

"Uh!...Mosquito, yes, I just got bitten by a mosquito." Kato Mikaze looked at his girlfriend who was smiling and her eyes turned into a crescent shape, and answered very sincerely.

Tsunade smiled and said in a sweet tone: "Really? Yufeng, you said it's almost winter, and the cold autumn wind is blowing past you. Where do so many mosquitoes come from in this Konoha Village?"

As Tsunade spoke, she shivered deliberately, saying that the autumn wind blowing on the streets of Konoha Village was very cold now, and it made her very cold too.

Someone whispered, "...! It wasn't you, the tigress, who screwed me up."

Tsunade's little ears were very sharp, and she asked in hot pursuit: "Uh? What? Yufeng, please speak louder. The wind is very strong tonight, and I can't hear what you said."

And when it came to the latter part, Tsunade's tone changed from the coquettish and sweet voice before to a hard and cold voice.

A drop of cold sweat ran down Kato Mikado's forehead, a biting cold autumn wind blew by, and a lone dead leaf fell from the tree next to the street.

Kato Yufeng stared at the two salty fish eyes, watching the falling leaves fluttering in front of him, and he couldn't think of a bad reason to comfort his angry girlfriend.

"Yufeng, I'm asking you something, let's talk..."

Tsunade changed into a sweet and coquettish voice again, and by the way, the little hand hanging on Kato Mikaze's waist was twisted hard again.

She was kind enough to avoid twisting her boyfriend, so she twisted it in the opposite direction in the same direction as before, with just the right amount of force, no more and no less.

Double the pain, double the pleasure...

Kato Mikaze's face turned pale when he was pinched: "Hiss, it's Jiraiya, it's Jiraiya, it's all because of that white-haired man who abducted all the female toads in Konoha, which is why Konoha Village is now overrun with mosquitoes. Disaster! It must be because of him."

Because it hurt so much, Kato Yufeng casually made up a blame and put it on his old classmate.

If Tsunade's attention is not diverted, Kato Mikaze estimates that he will definitely not be able to take his old waist. He wants to reach for the small hands on his waist, but after thinking about it, he still doesn't dare.

Just at this time, another biting and cold autumn wind blew on the street. Even Kato Mikaze's body felt a chill. The salty fish eyes on his face rolled around, thinking of a way to calm down Tsunade's anger. .

"Next time I see that white-haired Jiraiya, I will definitely ask him to release the mother toad of Konoha. Who is he? He is so hungry that he won't even let the mother toad go. Is there any justice left?"

While he continued to blame Jiraiya randomly, Kato Mikaze took off the robe he was wearing and quickly put it on Tsunade's shoulders.

"Princess, you are right, the autumn wind is really too cold!"

"Here, put on this robe. When I bought the sofa last time, I bought it together from the Kingdom of Feathers. It's lined with warm down, so it's very warm."

While Kato Mikaze was saying soft words to please, he imitated Tsunade's shiver just now, deliberately making it exaggerated.

After thinking about it, he decided that it was not miserable enough. He used his intelligence and knowledge and put his teeth into the performance. His upper and lower teeth fought and made a clicking sound.

"Huh!" Tsunade wrinkled her nose, glanced at the robe draped over her body, and then looked at her boyfriend who was shivering in the cold wind.

Although he knew that his boyfriend was faking it, the cold wind and low temperature could not freeze him at all, because the current temperature was not as low as when he used wind chakra to make ice grapes with his bare hands.

However, the breath held in Tsunade's chest became much smoother.

"You know what's going on! Let's go, go home quickly and prepare delicious food for me. I'm hungry."

Tsunade finally let go of the soft flesh around her boyfriend's waist, left her boyfriend behind, and walked forward quickly.

"Huh..." Seeing that Tsunade's expression finally turned from gloomy to cloudy, Kato Mikaze breathed out secretly, thinking that he had finally calmed down his angry girlfriend.

"Wait for me, Tsunade."

Kato Mikaze chased Tsunade in front, and just like not long ago, he took one of Tsunade's small hands.

"What do you want for dinner? I'll cook it for you."

"Didn't you say it was the leftover ingredients from lunch?"

Just like before, Tsunade noticed Kato Mikaze pulling her hand and pulled away hard without opening it.

"Where can I go? In order to thank Her Royal Highness the Princess for her broad mind, I let my little brother go. Of course I will meet your needs, Your Highness the Princess. You can order whatever you want for dinner."

"Damn it!"

Tsunade completely straightened out the breath that was held in her chest due to working overtime, scolded Kato Mikaze angrily, and finally showed her long-lost smile. The little hand held by Kato Mikaze no longer struggled and allowed him to hold it. .

"Is it cold?" Tsunade tightened her robe tightly and asked Kato Mikaze in a soft and caring voice.

This time, she really cared. The clouds turned sunny, and Tsunade was completely coaxed by Kato Mikaze.

After experiencing his girlfriend's face turning from rainy to cloudy, and from cloudy to sunny, Kato Mikaze finally took a breath, thinking that it seemed that he could finally comfort the two white rabbits at night.

As for a certain white-haired ninja who was blamed by Kato Mikaze, he had long forgotten about it.

Good brother, isn’t it just for taking the blame when being questioned by your girlfriend?Does it have other functions to take good brothers?

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