Konoha: My Wife is Tsunade
Chapter 152 The Kiss of Death
In Konoha Hospital, in Tsunade's office, Kato Mikaze and Tsunade, a young couple, were in love with each other.
One of Kato Mikaze's eyebrows twitched. There was a familiar chakra fluctuation in the distance, and he was quickly rushing towards where he and Tsunade were. Someone familiar came over.
"Damn it!" Kato Yufeng cursed quietly, and then looked down at Tsunade with red cheeks in his arms. Kato Yufeng complained again, "I haven't come here for a long time. I won't come all the time. Every time You all picked the wrong time to come here!”
"Huh?" Tsunade noticed that her boyfriend stopped, opened her big watery eyes, and looked at Kato Mikaze in confusion.
"Someone is here, looking for me. You should rest for a while."
Having said that, Kato Mikaze used great perseverance to force himself to leave Tsunade's gentle hometown and began to sort out his clothes and ninja equipment.
When Tsunade saw Kato Mikaze getting up, she also climbed up from the sofa, wanting Kato Mikaze to sort out his clothes and ninja equipment together.
"Ouch!"
However, Tsunade's whole body was weak at this time, especially her long legs, which felt particularly sore. She couldn't stand up for a while, and fell back to the sofa, exclaiming.
"Okay, Tsunade, stop moving. Just lie down and rest for a while."
"That's no good. How can I meet people like this? It's all you, so bad, huh!"
Tsunade still wanted to get up from the sofa, but she tried several times without success.
"Kato Mikaze, you are getting worse and worse and more and more annoying." Unable to get up, Tsunade began to complain about her boyfriend, and then asked: "Who is coming?"
Kato Yufeng looked at his girlfriend's shy look and said stupidly, "Hey."
"My princess, we can't be unreasonable. You were the one who took the initiative in the end. Weren't you pretty just now? Hehe."
Kato Mikaze smirked and talked to Tsunade, sorted out the gaps in his clothes and equipment, and casually arranged a soul shielding spell near the sofa to isolate all outside sensations to the sofa area.
"You are unreasonable, your whole family is unreasonable!" Tsunade's body was so weak that she couldn't get up, but she had no problem with her words. She still had a hot temper, and she made noises with Kato Mikaze with her small mouth.
Kato Yufeng did not dare to quarrel with Tsunade, so he directly changed the subject: "Don't worry, my princess, how could I let other men see you with such a beautiful look?"
Anyway, Kato Yufeng didn't suffer a loss just now. He got enough of the real advantages, and he just wanted to let his girlfriend enjoy the superficial advantages.
Maybe it was because she saw Kato Mikaze deploying the soul shielding technique, or maybe because she didn't have much strength, Tsunade stopped struggling and wanted to stand up, but she didn't listen to Kato Mikaze's words and lay back down, sitting there and starting Arranged her own clothes.
"You haven't said who's coming yet."
"Shimura Danzo's subordinate, the old black man who delivers orders, you have seen him."
"Old Hei?" Tsunade asked in surprise upon hearing this name.
"Have you seen it? Have you forgotten? That big black mouse was also in this office last time, on this sofa. You pretended to be asleep and let me lick it on purpose..."
Kato Yufeng didn't say what he was licking, and then continued: "Last time it was this old boy who ruined my good deeds, and this time it's him again. Let's see how I deal with him later."
"Bah, bad things like ivory can't come out of a dog's mouth." Seeing that Kato Mikaze didn't say the words behind licking, Tsunade gave Kato Mikaze a blank look, "Don't mess around."
"Hey, how can I be so messy? I am such a reliable Jounin of Konoha, and I am also a Jounin of Konoha who will be promoted and reused in the village soon."
The two chatted for a few words, and Kato Mikaze had already arranged his clothes and equipment, then approached the sofa and lowered his head to kiss Tsunade's fair forehead.
In the past six months or so, Kato Mikaze's relationship with Tsunade has gradually warmed up, and it is inevitable that the two of them would kiss often.
After many times, Kato Mikaze also figured out part of the rules of Tsunade's Kiss of Death's anti-buff.
Whether Kato Mikaze takes the initiative to kiss, or Tsunade takes the initiative to kiss Kato Mikaze, there will be a chance of generating the Kiss of Death counter-buff.
The lucky attribute bonus of the Kiss of Death anti-buff, the specific probability of occurrence is uncertain, the bonus effect is uncertain, and the duration is uncertain.
However, if Tsunade takes the initiative, these chances are obviously higher. The emotion Tsunade invested during the kiss is also an indicator.
When two people kiss, the more emotional Tsunade is, the better the chances and effects of the Kiss of Death's anti-buff.
Another indicator is the location of the kiss. The best effect is of course a deep kiss on the lips, followed by the forehead and cheeks, and as for other parts of the body.
Ahem, although there is no anti-buff bonus from Kiss of Death, Kato Mikaze still likes it very much...
Well, Tsunade also likes it sometimes, mainly depending on Tsunade's mood state at that time.
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After Kato Mikaze kissed Tsunade's forehead, he stood up and left the sofa. Turning around, Tsunade came to Tsunade's desk and picked up a medical ninjutsu scroll and started reading it.
From Kato Mikaze's position, looking over the sofa, Tsunade's beautiful figure was nowhere to be seen.
Kato Mikaze smacked his lips. He was very satisfied with his disguise skills. He looked at the medical ninjutsu scroll in his hand, but he didn't have the intention to read it. He didn't know where to pull out a small book with a colorful cover. I started looking through the brochures and books.
On the cover of the booklet, in addition to some pictures that gentlemen love to see, there is also a relatively eye-catching little orange-skinned toad with heart-shaped eyes.
"Intimate Her 2" is the latest masterpiece of a white-haired old classmate of Kato Mikaze. Compared with the content of the first volume, Kato Mikaze clearly prefers the second volume in his hands.
No matter in terms of writing power, plot, conception, plot, protagonist's character, etc., the new work of "Intimate Her" is better than the old one.
This is the growth trajectory of a normal novel author. The world of Naruto is not a world written by novel authors. There are no people who are born with the ability to write novels.
If someone says that he was born with the ability to write novels, or that writing novels is easy or something like that, then he is either tearing his own balls, or he is tearing his own balls. .
Aren't all famous novelists, whether they are great gods or masters, growing up step by step from new authors?
You need to be more patient with young people. The ninja world is for both old people and young people, but sooner or later it will all be for young people.
Kato Mikaze felt very gratified to be able to see with his own eyes the growth of his old classmates, especially in literary and artistic creation.
Kato Mikaze decided that next time he saw his white-haired old classmate, he would definitely invite him to enjoy the green hot springs a few more times, so that he could get more writing materials.
Kato Mikaze feels that it is very appropriate to let the burly and majestic sisters serve her old classmates. With the physiques of the two burly and majestic sisters, they are guaranteed to make their old classmates enjoy themselves to death!
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"Ah!"
Somewhere in the ninja world, in a small town, on the roof of a public bath, a wretched man with white hair and a small orange-skinned toad on his head sneezed loudly.
"Ah Sneeze, is some beautiful woman thinking about this handsome guy? Why do you keep sneezing today?"
"Ouch, haha, get up, stand up, get higher, get higher...hehe, hehe, sneeze!"
"Quack quack."
The little orange-skinned toad on the head of the wretched man screamed twice, which was considered to have dealt with the wretched man's problem. Then the two frog eyes of the little toad turned into two red peach-heart eyes.
"Quack quack... quack quack!"
The little orange-skinned toad screamed more cheerfully.
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One of Kato Mikaze's eyebrows twitched. There was a familiar chakra fluctuation in the distance, and he was quickly rushing towards where he and Tsunade were. Someone familiar came over.
"Damn it!" Kato Yufeng cursed quietly, and then looked down at Tsunade with red cheeks in his arms. Kato Yufeng complained again, "I haven't come here for a long time. I won't come all the time. Every time You all picked the wrong time to come here!”
"Huh?" Tsunade noticed that her boyfriend stopped, opened her big watery eyes, and looked at Kato Mikaze in confusion.
"Someone is here, looking for me. You should rest for a while."
Having said that, Kato Mikaze used great perseverance to force himself to leave Tsunade's gentle hometown and began to sort out his clothes and ninja equipment.
When Tsunade saw Kato Mikaze getting up, she also climbed up from the sofa, wanting Kato Mikaze to sort out his clothes and ninja equipment together.
"Ouch!"
However, Tsunade's whole body was weak at this time, especially her long legs, which felt particularly sore. She couldn't stand up for a while, and fell back to the sofa, exclaiming.
"Okay, Tsunade, stop moving. Just lie down and rest for a while."
"That's no good. How can I meet people like this? It's all you, so bad, huh!"
Tsunade still wanted to get up from the sofa, but she tried several times without success.
"Kato Mikaze, you are getting worse and worse and more and more annoying." Unable to get up, Tsunade began to complain about her boyfriend, and then asked: "Who is coming?"
Kato Yufeng looked at his girlfriend's shy look and said stupidly, "Hey."
"My princess, we can't be unreasonable. You were the one who took the initiative in the end. Weren't you pretty just now? Hehe."
Kato Mikaze smirked and talked to Tsunade, sorted out the gaps in his clothes and equipment, and casually arranged a soul shielding spell near the sofa to isolate all outside sensations to the sofa area.
"You are unreasonable, your whole family is unreasonable!" Tsunade's body was so weak that she couldn't get up, but she had no problem with her words. She still had a hot temper, and she made noises with Kato Mikaze with her small mouth.
Kato Yufeng did not dare to quarrel with Tsunade, so he directly changed the subject: "Don't worry, my princess, how could I let other men see you with such a beautiful look?"
Anyway, Kato Yufeng didn't suffer a loss just now. He got enough of the real advantages, and he just wanted to let his girlfriend enjoy the superficial advantages.
Maybe it was because she saw Kato Mikaze deploying the soul shielding technique, or maybe because she didn't have much strength, Tsunade stopped struggling and wanted to stand up, but she didn't listen to Kato Mikaze's words and lay back down, sitting there and starting Arranged her own clothes.
"You haven't said who's coming yet."
"Shimura Danzo's subordinate, the old black man who delivers orders, you have seen him."
"Old Hei?" Tsunade asked in surprise upon hearing this name.
"Have you seen it? Have you forgotten? That big black mouse was also in this office last time, on this sofa. You pretended to be asleep and let me lick it on purpose..."
Kato Yufeng didn't say what he was licking, and then continued: "Last time it was this old boy who ruined my good deeds, and this time it's him again. Let's see how I deal with him later."
"Bah, bad things like ivory can't come out of a dog's mouth." Seeing that Kato Mikaze didn't say the words behind licking, Tsunade gave Kato Mikaze a blank look, "Don't mess around."
"Hey, how can I be so messy? I am such a reliable Jounin of Konoha, and I am also a Jounin of Konoha who will be promoted and reused in the village soon."
The two chatted for a few words, and Kato Mikaze had already arranged his clothes and equipment, then approached the sofa and lowered his head to kiss Tsunade's fair forehead.
In the past six months or so, Kato Mikaze's relationship with Tsunade has gradually warmed up, and it is inevitable that the two of them would kiss often.
After many times, Kato Mikaze also figured out part of the rules of Tsunade's Kiss of Death's anti-buff.
Whether Kato Mikaze takes the initiative to kiss, or Tsunade takes the initiative to kiss Kato Mikaze, there will be a chance of generating the Kiss of Death counter-buff.
The lucky attribute bonus of the Kiss of Death anti-buff, the specific probability of occurrence is uncertain, the bonus effect is uncertain, and the duration is uncertain.
However, if Tsunade takes the initiative, these chances are obviously higher. The emotion Tsunade invested during the kiss is also an indicator.
When two people kiss, the more emotional Tsunade is, the better the chances and effects of the Kiss of Death's anti-buff.
Another indicator is the location of the kiss. The best effect is of course a deep kiss on the lips, followed by the forehead and cheeks, and as for other parts of the body.
Ahem, although there is no anti-buff bonus from Kiss of Death, Kato Mikaze still likes it very much...
Well, Tsunade also likes it sometimes, mainly depending on Tsunade's mood state at that time.
-------------------------------------
After Kato Mikaze kissed Tsunade's forehead, he stood up and left the sofa. Turning around, Tsunade came to Tsunade's desk and picked up a medical ninjutsu scroll and started reading it.
From Kato Mikaze's position, looking over the sofa, Tsunade's beautiful figure was nowhere to be seen.
Kato Mikaze smacked his lips. He was very satisfied with his disguise skills. He looked at the medical ninjutsu scroll in his hand, but he didn't have the intention to read it. He didn't know where to pull out a small book with a colorful cover. I started looking through the brochures and books.
On the cover of the booklet, in addition to some pictures that gentlemen love to see, there is also a relatively eye-catching little orange-skinned toad with heart-shaped eyes.
"Intimate Her 2" is the latest masterpiece of a white-haired old classmate of Kato Mikaze. Compared with the content of the first volume, Kato Mikaze clearly prefers the second volume in his hands.
No matter in terms of writing power, plot, conception, plot, protagonist's character, etc., the new work of "Intimate Her" is better than the old one.
This is the growth trajectory of a normal novel author. The world of Naruto is not a world written by novel authors. There are no people who are born with the ability to write novels.
If someone says that he was born with the ability to write novels, or that writing novels is easy or something like that, then he is either tearing his own balls, or he is tearing his own balls. .
Aren't all famous novelists, whether they are great gods or masters, growing up step by step from new authors?
You need to be more patient with young people. The ninja world is for both old people and young people, but sooner or later it will all be for young people.
Kato Mikaze felt very gratified to be able to see with his own eyes the growth of his old classmates, especially in literary and artistic creation.
Kato Mikaze decided that next time he saw his white-haired old classmate, he would definitely invite him to enjoy the green hot springs a few more times, so that he could get more writing materials.
Kato Mikaze feels that it is very appropriate to let the burly and majestic sisters serve her old classmates. With the physiques of the two burly and majestic sisters, they are guaranteed to make their old classmates enjoy themselves to death!
-------------------------------------
"Ah!"
Somewhere in the ninja world, in a small town, on the roof of a public bath, a wretched man with white hair and a small orange-skinned toad on his head sneezed loudly.
"Ah Sneeze, is some beautiful woman thinking about this handsome guy? Why do you keep sneezing today?"
"Ouch, haha, get up, stand up, get higher, get higher...hehe, hehe, sneeze!"
"Quack quack."
The little orange-skinned toad on the head of the wretched man screamed twice, which was considered to have dealt with the wretched man's problem. Then the two frog eyes of the little toad turned into two red peach-heart eyes.
"Quack quack... quack quack!"
The little orange-skinned toad screamed more cheerfully.
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