At the secret base of the Akatsuki organization, all kinds of flattering words came out of the mouths of Akatsuki members.

Hidan looked at his partner with envy, wishing he could take his place in his place.

If a person can live like Kakuto, he probably won't have much to pursue in this life.

"Brother Angle, I finally understand why you want to do the bounty mission. What you actually want is not money, but an expectation."

Seeing other people's eyes turning to him, Hidan felt that he understood Kakuzu a little bit. He gave a decent cough and said:

"Since the death of the First Hokage, there has been no one in this world who can be considered your opponent, so you must be very lonely and want to find another opponent. Brother Angle, am I right?"

Hidan looked at Kakuzu expectantly, like a child who scored [-] points in an exam and wanted to be praised by his parents.

Jiaodu twitched the corner of his mouth. The most embarrassing thing in the world is that the bullshit he boasted about in the past is about to be exposed, in front of the people who admire him.

No, I have to find a way to withdraw quickly.

"Everyone agrees, I want to go to the toilet."

Deidara was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized:

"I understand, you are saying that your battle with the First Hokage took too long. Let's go to the toilet first so as not to miss the highlights."

"No, I mean I will go by myself, you don't have to go." Kakuzu said.

Deidara slapped his forehead: "I understand again, brother Kakuzu, you want to say that this battle was exciting and you didn't pee the whole time.

You see, you said it so implicitly because you are afraid that we will admire you. It is completely unnecessary because I am already your fan. "

Jiaodu's head was buzzing, what was going on.

"Forget it, I won't go to the toilet."

"I understand again..."

Seeing Hidan's expression of realization again, Angle wanted to punch this face.

What bullshit do you understand, explode!Destroy it!

tired.

Do not explain.

[Screen begins: In a dark room, the top management of Taki Country said to the darkness behind him: "Kakuzu, you are the most powerful ninja in our Taki Country. As long as you kill Senju Hashirama, our Taki Country The country can avoid the fate of being destroyed by the Fire Kingdom."]

[As soon as he finished speaking, Angle walked out of the darkness. Because of the light outside the window, the darkness on Angle's face was particularly rich, giving people a particularly mysterious feeling: "Assassinating Senju Hashirama is a bit challenging. task."]

[Hidan: Is this why Senju Hashirama and Kakuzu-san are fighting? It’s awesome]

[Deidara: Oh, ho, ho, scum, open your eyes wide and take a good look at the strength of Brother Katsuzu. Our Akatsuki organization is not someone you can afford to offend.]

At this time, Mei Terumi was still on her way to get popcorn.

[The screen flashes and the camera comes to the first Hokage]

[The first Hokage holds a bag of money in his hand and runs quickly in the forest.Suddenly, a shuriken shot out of the shadows at a sharp angle, heading straight for Senju Hashirama's head]

"Okay! You can even throw away the shuriken with such skill, you are indeed a member of the Akatsuki organization."

In the Akatsuki base, Deidara shouted loudly without warning, startling others.

His whole body was shaking with excitement, his eyes unblinking:

"The next step will definitely be a devastating battle."

The other Akatsuki members nodded in agreement.

[In the picture: Senju Hashirama is running and standing still, the shuriken passes through his eyes, a strand of hair on his forehead cannot stop the castration due to the sudden pause, and is cut by the shuriken and slowly falls down]

[Senju Hashirama stares into the depths of the forest, an unparalleled chakra blossoms in him]

This raging chakra can make people feel oppressive through the screen, and they can't help but hold their breath, but the more this happens, the more excited everyone becomes.

[However, in the picture, Senju Hashirama put away his chakra again and said to himself: "Did you escape?"]

[The camera turned again, and Kakuzu was running through the forest with sweat all over his face, looking like he was running away without his life, like a bereaved dog]

"..."

"..."

[The Fourth Raikage: This is the trailer! 】

[Ohnoki: It doesn’t look like it! ! ! 】

At this time, the expressions of all the viewers in the live broadcast room were three parts stiff, three parts stunned, three parts disbelieving, and one part outraged:

I have taken off my pants, so you can show me this?

[Deidara: No, this is definitely not true. The two of them fought for three days and three nights. There must be something else later]

As if to verify Deidara's words, the screen flashed again.

[Senju Hashirama stood there with a hesitant expression. After a moment, he whispered: "Forget it, I still have to send money to the main body. I count you lucky this time."]

The screen ends.

[The Fourth Raikage: Giving money to the main body is awesome]

[Ohnoki: So, from beginning to end, I just threw a shuriken at the clone of the First Hokage from eight hundred miles away and ran away.Well, as expected of the Akatsuki organization, you can’t afford to offend, you can’t afford to offend]

Seeing this barrage, Deidara was also swollen from the beating. He turned around and looked at Kakuzu fiercely:

"You tell me it's not true."

Not only him, but all the Akatsuki members had eyes that wanted to find out.

"I never said that I was tied with the First Hokage. It was all your fault."

I don't know why, but after saying these words, Kakuzu felt relieved, and he felt indescribably relaxed.

Hidan shook his head, his enthusiasm waning: "Brother Kakuzu, you have disappointed me so much. Forget it, I don't blame you either. Everyone has vanity. Just carry the body yourself when doing missions in the future. "

"By the way, there's also the money I paid for treating you to dinner before. Pay it to me if it's convenient."

Nagato came over and sighed: "As you know, our organization is in financial difficulty, so if it's convenient, let's pay the room fee."

Kakuzu rolled his eyes crazily, plastic brotherhood was too realistic.

He couldn't help but open his mouth and said: "Hey, you were just bragging and you still insisted on rounding up. This has nothing to do with me."

Deidara waved his hand impatiently: "Okay, that's it. My dream is broken. You are no longer my idol. You have faded away."

After a while, Terumi Mei came back after getting the popcorn. When she saw that the video with the prompt words had finished playing, everyone was dumbfounded.

[ Terumi Mei: Is this gone? 】

She remembered that this was a three-day and three-night battle.

Did I fall asleep while getting popcorn?Is it now three days later?

Terumi Mei looked at the popcorn in her hand and fell into deep thought.

[The Fourth Raikage: Yes, you certainly can’t imagine what the process is like. 】

Out of curiosity, Terumi Mei found Chojuro who was also watching the live broadcast and asked what was going on.

[Teumi Mei: @ANGLE, no wonder you’re still single at [-] years old, it’s only so short]

【angle:……】

Lin Lei smiled and said: "Okay, that's the end of today."

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