Konoha: Making money to support the family

One o'clock……

In front of a window, Naruto gestured to several Anbes who were waiting.

Run, you can't grasp the next thing!

"Naruto, hurry up and leave..."

The wild dog said quietly, and at the same time looked at Naruto suspiciously, what does this little bastard want to do?

Anyway, I watched you grow up, so don't mess with me!

Naruto stretched out his hand towards the window, and smiled at a few Anbu, and the laughing Anbu shivered, ready to go up and hold Naruto down.

"Dong dong!"

"dong dong dong"

"Bang bang bang!!!"

"Open the window! Check the bedroom!"

Anbu who was present swallowed at the same time, and took a few steps back unconsciously...

A sleepy lady rubbed her eyes and came to the window.

"What's the matter, it's so late? Don't you know to notify the mute first? Hahaha~~"

He stretched out his hand and yawned, opened his eyes, and a bunch of yellow hair came into view...

"You're going to die!! You don't sleep in the middle of the night!! Uzumaki Naruto!!"

"Grandma, don't sleep, wake up!"

Naruto's mouth twisted, and he said in a whisper.

"Bang!!"

A hand as white as jade pierced through the glass and grabbed Naruto by the collar.

"Oh!"

It's loud again!

Naruto's head was pulled through the window.

"You better have a reason to calm me down!"

Tsunade stared at Naruto, as long as this bastard speaks nonsense, the whole Konoha will not sleep tonight.

Naruto pursed his mouth and said boringly:

"I'm like the kind of mischievous person~"

"Clang!"

Half of Naruto was dragged in...

Tsunade looked at Naruto silently...

"I was wrong... I was wrong..."

The old lady's eyes were a little dangerous, and Naruto frightened him for a second, then took out a piece of paper, shook it in front of Tsunade, and said with a smile:

"Look, what did I find? Hey hey~"

Tsunade took it in doubt, and at the same time gave Naruto a look, it's not important, you just wait to die.

Then he looked up quickly, and his expression gradually became complicated.

With a hard hand...

"Whoa..."

Naruto was pulled in and sat down on the ground.

Tsunade glanced at Naruto in disgust, and then asked:

"Where did you get the files?"

"Archive room? Where else?"

Naruto blinked his eyes, and replied as a matter of course.

"Oh!"

Tsunade punched Naruto on the head, roaring:

"Who let you in without my permission!!"

"hiss……"

Naruto covered the top of his head and rubbed it, it was really strong...

Pouring his mouth, he said disdainfully:

"Is there a place in Konoha that I haven't been to... I used to go to the toilet at the root when I was young~"

"..."

Tsunade glanced at Naruto speechlessly, thanks to when she was Hokage, this little bastard had already grown up and became a little more sensible.

Listen to what he said himself, is this something that humans can do?If he is sooner or later pissed off.

But Danzo has suffered disasters there, Tsunade's mood improved a lot, and he said calmly:

"What are you doing with this file?"

"Report Hokage-sama! I saw Kakashi-sensei running away with this woman in his arms during the day. I was afraid that he would have a conspiracy! Then I remembered that the file I used to wipe my nose seemed to be that woman. Signing, I guess she may be one of my own people, this is not to hurt the hearts of my own people, I Uzumaki Naruto killed relatives righteously, why don't I hurry up and come to you~"

After listening to Naruto's words, Tsunade moved the file far away in disgust, then continued to look at the file in his hand with frowned, and said suspiciously:

"How can you be sure that this file is real?"

"Isn't there my dad's signature on it?"

Naruto replied without thinking.

"Shuimen has been going for more than ten years, maybe this is some kind of trick he arranged, but in the past ten years, can you guarantee that this Hualing has not betrayed?"

Naruto stood up, patted the glass slag on his body, spread his hands and said:

"Try it out and you'll know?"

Tsunade glanced at Naruto, and suddenly said:

"You come?"

"Okay, okay, I'll come~ I'll come~ give me the file~"

Speaking of which, Naruto was going to grab the file in Tsunade's hand.

Who knew that Tsunade shrank his hands and hid.

At the same time he said angrily:

"I knew it, you didn't have a good intention, or you came to me in the middle of the night? Tell me about your purpose, I'm thinking about it..."

"My sister is so smart, you discovered it~"

Naruto scratched his head in embarrassment, and continued:

"I'm a student of Mr. Kakashi, so what kind of bad intentions can I have~ Don't I see that this woman is very interesting to Mr. Kakashi? Besides, Mr. Kakashi seems to be in love with her. Due to the identity of the other party, I haven’t dared to do it all the time~ Didn’t I just say that Kakashi-sensei is malicious! I want to wipe it out. As a disciple, I can’t stand it anymore. , I have to help him think of a proper way~"

Tsunade glanced at Naruto, who is also a disciple, if your father was half as evil as you were, she and Jirai would be too.

Wait!

Tsunade stared at Naruto, and said calmly:

"Is it like you and Jilai also play me?"

"more or less……"

"Painful feet!!"

"Bang! Bang bang!!!"

"Ah... hiss... oops... I was wrong, I won't dare next time!"

"Dare to have a next time!"

Five minutes later, Tsunade picked up the file from the ground, came to the table and sat down.

Raising Erlang's legs, looking at Naruto with a bruised nose and swollen face, he said impatiently:

"I think even if Hua Ling is Konoha's ninja, Kakashi doesn't have the lust to do it... You are just looking for trouble."

Naruto wiped his nose, stepped forward with a smile and said:

"That's not right, do you need me as a disciple to make a match~~"

"Stand up!"

"Oh…"

After agreeing, Naruto ran behind Tsunade with a smile again, stretched out his little hand, began to massage Tsunade and said at the same time:

"Hey, sister, listen to me, we are so purple, when Kakashi sent Hua Ling to torture, we pretended to be loose in defense, let Hua Ling escape, and then designed Kakashi to chase him alone, I think Kakashi-sensei should not be able to release water, and arranged in secret to let Hua Ling escape to a place where she can escape easily, and then Kakashi chased after him! Lover? Keep your Konoha identity secret? Or is it with Konoha? A secret and easy defection? It’s so hard to choose~~”

Said Naruto rubbed Tsunade's shoulder vigorously, the man can bend and stretch!

Seeing that Tsunade didn't speak, Naruto went on to say:

"Then it's like this... In the end, it's so purple~ Maybe it's killing two birds with one stone! Hua Ling is facing Konoha, the beauty Kakashi embraces! I keep Kakashi-sensei for three months to get married, and one year to renew the incense~"

Tsunade covered her forehead with her hand, feeling a headache,

She didn't know what the result would be, but she knew that no matter what the result was, Kakashi would beat Naruto to death...

Has this kid's IQ been used in bad moves?

Come back soon too.

You can bear this crime alone, don't let this guy harm other people...

And how thick-skinned this kid is, just after being taught a lesson, he is smiling with you again the next second.

I need to let him knead for a while~

10 minutes later……

Naruto stepped up his strength and asked tentatively:

"This strength, do you think it's okay?"

Tsunade stretched, Naruto almost had a nosebleed...

"All right, do what you say, Konoha's ninjas will cooperate with you!"

"Snapped!"

I'm just waiting for your words~

Naruto patted Tsunade on the shoulder lightly, and planted a spell. After the plan starts tomorrow, we can contact you at any time~

And it feels so good~

With a smile, he said:

"I love you~ soooo~ bye~"

"Hey~"

Naruto disappeared in an instant...

Tsunade felt his shoulders lighten, shook his head with a wry smile, and then relaxed again, not to mention that this kid has a good massage technique!

In the future, if there is nothing to do, it would be nice to let him squeeze his shoulders~

"Hey~"

One quietly reaches for the file on the table...

"call out……"

Naruto disappeared again...

It made Tsunade stunned for a while...

"Uzumaki Naruto!!! How dare you use the Thunder God spell on my old lady!!!"

"Oh!"

The table is broken...

.

After a while...

"Wild dog, come in!"

"Notify Nara Shikahisa to deduct three months' salary."

"Yes……"

"You guys will be deducted for half a year!"

"what???"