One Piece Paranoid GL

An unassuming alley.

The inland sky is not as clear as the sea, and the road is full of traffic, and the sound of motors mixed with the noise of people is heard from afar.

"Where is this?" Usopp screamed, looking around in a panic, "What happened just now?"

"It's amazing!" Luffy stared at the speeding car on the street with eyes full of admiration, his eyes glowing as if he was about to move, "What is this! I want to play too!"

"Luffy! Wait a minute—"

Such a change happened suddenly, but the Straw Hats, who had long turned a blind eye to all kinds of unexpected situations, were still in high spirits.Soaked in excitement, they didn't notice a person quietly walking past them.

— except for one person.

Still indifferent, Robin stared at the girl standing in front of the alley without blinking.

Ting Yu looked indifferent, she silently raised her head and stared at the huge screen on the tall building opposite, her eyes that were usually gentle and casual suddenly became deep.

An advertisement was being played on the giant screen. A woman with a pretty face and a bit of arrogance raised her head slightly, staring at the crowd passing by on the street rather arrogantly.Ting Yu stared at her for a while, then slowly moved her gaze from her face to the inscription on the screen.

——The Ximen style of the ancient seal script is dignified, majestic and majestic like a mountain.

There was no sign of emotional fluctuations on her face, the eyes of the eldest daughter of Ximen's family shrank slightly, and she slowly looked at the surrounding buildings.

The phone suddenly vibrated frantically in his pocket.

Instinctively took it out and glanced at it, Ting Yu frowned slightly, and seemed a little bored watching countless text message reminders and countless phone prompt boxes popping up on the screen one after another.However, before she could take a closer look, the phone was overwhelmed by countless messages and directly stuck.

Frowning, she stared at the date and time displayed on it, but did not do anything else.The young young master lowered his eyes, silently swiping his finger on the back of the phone, as if he was thinking about something.

She put the phone away calmly.

——If my guess is correct...

——Someone should follow the location and come to the door soon.

There was no need for her to deliberately conceal her whereabouts.

—simply ridiculous.

"Eh? This person looks like you." Namei looked at the woman on the giant screen curiously, "Is this your relative?"

"Not relatives," Ting Yu said calmly, "It's just a little bit of blood relationship."

Nami glared at her.

——Blood relationship... Isn't that relative?

The phone finally stopped vibrating, Tingyu took it out again, and casually glanced at the massive reminders, but she didn't pay much attention to the information above, just opened a dialog box without thinking and sent a location.

"Trash," said the voice to the person on the other side. The girl chuckled lightly, her languid tone seemed particularly relaxed, "Hurry up and pick me up."

Exit the program and click on the phone.

"Uncle Li, it's me," she said calmly, and her eyes fixed on the advertising screens of high-rise buildings. "I'll send you a location, please come and pick me up." She looked down at her clothes, like He remembered something again, "By the way, bring me a suit of clothes, thank you."

She ended the call without waiting for the person on the other end of the phone to answer.

As if stepping on the time difference, a call came in immediately, Ting Yu looked at the caller information, and seemed to grin the corners of his mouth involuntarily.

"Damn—!"

A menacing scream exploded in her ears through the earpiece, and she felt that her eardrums were almost shattered, and she promptly lifted the phone away.

"You rubbish! Where did you die this year! She's waiting there to stay still, don't you dare to disappear!"

The person on the opposite side seemed to be running at high speed, a series of sirens and motor sounds accompanied by the howling wind.

"-Didn't these idiots see that I was driving in the opposite direction?! Don't you know how to avoid it?!"

"···"

Ting Yu opened his mouth as if he wanted to say something.

She silently closed her mouth again.

"Fuck!" The person on the other end of the phone seemed to be very irritable, cursing and cursing, "You wait there obediently! If I don't beat you until the emperor doesn't even recognize me, I'll write your last name upside down! "

The other side cut off the phone.

Ting Yu shrugged his shoulders in disbelief, counted the time secretly, and watched the three SUVs approaching them quite leisurely with his arms crossed.

The path was tightly blocked by the car body, several men in black suits jumped out of the car, and the leader went to Tingyu without looking back.

"Hello," his tone was a little blunt, and his words were so abrupt that people couldn't figure it out. "We have something to ask you to come."

Seems to think the other party's words are very ridiculous, Ting Yu slightly hooked the corners of his lips, but did not make a sound.

Several people behind the man stretched their hands into their arms.

There was no sign, a fierce murderous aura suddenly vented from the girl, the astonishing coercion was like a cold flow into the body, those people trembled suddenly, their eyes turned white and they fell to the ground.

"roll."

Ting Yu calmly said to the man who seemed to have been petrified.

Without any further hesitation, he quickly woke up the two of them, and then hurriedly drove away with them.

Ting Yu lowered her head, opened the search box, and quickly typed a few words up.

"Sorry," she frowned and waited for the web page to load, she looked up at the Straw Hats, "I have to wait for two people."

While talking, she took out the folding fan from the back of her waist, and lightly poked it on Luffy, who couldn't help but reach out to the cars on the street. The dignified straw hat let out a soft whine and collapsed to the ground.

——Well, the devil fruit ability and the effect of Hailoushi are still there.

"Who are you waiting for?" Sauron asked vigilantly, "Shouldn't you explain the current situation?"

Before she could speak, the sharp sound of tires rubbing against the ground suddenly exploded.When everyone looked up, they saw a black Land Rover rushing towards it like a tank, lying in the middle of the road twisted and crooked, scaring away a group of onlookers who wanted to watch the fun.

However, to everyone's surprise, when the driver's door opened, a thin and short girl got out.

"Skinny wolf!" The seemingly inconspicuous girl was as light as a swallow, agile and swift, flew straight towards Tingyu like a bullet, and slammed into Tingyu's body, crying and laughing while hugging her. , "You fucking——!" Unscrupulously venting her emotions, she mustered up all her strength, raised her fists and began to beat every inch of the other person's body that she could reach, "Where will I die after more than a year?" It's a wave!"

The Straw Hats stared dumbfounded.

——This is the mad wolf with a reward of over [-] million.

——Meet the mad wolf with a deadpan expression on his face.

They stared at the girl who was pulling the skirt of Crazy Wolf's body with one hand and beating her up with the other, with the expressions on their faces almost demented.

——She... can she still live?

Nami sneaked a sneaky look at Robin.

——Anyone with a discerning eye can see that the tyrannical and fierce mad wolf will only be particularly "good" in front of this woman.

He seems to be holding back his temper, and always has a gentle and gentle appearance, and even his aura will be much calmer and quieter.

——So what happened to this girl who appeared out of nowhere?

The Straw Hat gang stared at the young master of the wolf family who was being dragged and beaten at the moment, but he was just grinning, and felt that their eyes had been opened for a moment.

——Who has ever seen a mad wolf like this!

"Miss Gu, isn't this young master coming back?" Ting Yu finally restrained the other party's actions, so frivolous that he smiled playfully, "Stop beating, be careful, and your hands hurt."

"You—!" Miss Gu's family was furious, but after feeling it, it seemed that her hands were indeed hurting a little bit.She let out a heavy breath, raised her eyes, and scanned the straw hat group who were staring at the two of them with sharp eyes.

"Where did you go and bring a group of people back?" She seemed a little annoyed, "Do you know that your family has been messed up this year?"

"Well," looking at the change in the other party's expression probingly, Ting Yu glanced at Chopper who was evasive but exposed himself to the outside, and casually raised his hand and touched his chin, "Indeed, just now the security personnel at my house seemed a little Do you want to 'take' me back?"

She emphasized the word "belt" lightly.

Seemingly not surprised, Miss Gu snorted coldly.

"That cousin of yours—"

Ting Yu raised his hand and waved to signal the other party not to continue talking.

"Going to your side in a minute," she said, "I need to know how many ghosts and ghosts have lost their temper in the year I've been gone."

"Okay, let me play a game." Miss Gu took out her mobile phone without hesitation, "Call Mr. Hu? Speaking of which, he felt like he was going bald just looking for you this year."

"Well," Ting Yu thought about something, "It's enough to call the people inside. Then..." She pursed her lips, seeming a little uncomfortable, "Don't call that sister of the Ji family first."

Miss Gu raised her eyebrows, looked at Robin who was not far away, and then at her, pinching her throat and dragging out an annoying long voice: "Oh—~"

Ting Yu seemed to warn her helplessly with his eyes.

"Why are you howling, Mr. Ji's attitude towards my family is too ambiguous, it's best not to startle the snake—"

"So even the parents have met? When will Miss Ximen's family give out red envelopes to everyone?"

Ting Yu had the urge to sew her mouth shut.

"Miss."

A voice suddenly sounded behind them.

She turned around.

A middle-aged man stood quietly by the car door. He straightened his back, with a calm yet refined aura about him.The shirt he was wearing had been washed out, but it was well-groomed.

Ting Yu turned around to face him.

"Uncle Li."

Carrying an inconspicuous paper bag, the man slowly walked up to Ting Yu, stood still without saying a word, and then knelt down straight.

His pair of eyes full of vicissitudes of life have already glistened with tears.

Watching him quietly, Ting Yu seemed to be silently evaluating something in her heart, and finally she sighed lightly, raised her right hand and patted the other person's right shoulder lightly.

"You have suffered." She said softly, and glanced at the huge advertisement as if nothing had happened.

"We failed the young lady's trust." The man's voice trembled in the air.

"Well, there's nothing you can do." Ting Yu said lightly.

She knew it sounded cruel, but it was also true.When the big waves hit, if they were not at a high place, they could only be forced to be little ants drifting with the tide.

"You are right," the eldest daughter of the Ximen family comforted, "The only thing you can do is wait for me to come back."

Uncle Li didn't speak.

"Clothes." Knowing that the other party would not be able to relax for a while, Ting Yu bluntly diverted his attention.

The man quickly stood up from the ground, and carefully took out a set of clothes from the paper bag.

Throwing the folding fan into Miss Gu's arms, she neatly took off her slightly shabby blouse.The shirts with fine materials hang well, and the long windbreakers with exquisite workmanship can reach the knees.Looking at the object in front of him, Ting Yu suddenly smiled, his brows and eyes were curved, revealing a bit of cynical pampering.

She shook off her sunglasses and put them on the bridge of her nose.

"Come on," the tall woman tilted her head and smiled frivolously, her beautiful skin covered with an unexplainable haze under the sun, "Go and get our things back."