One Piece Paranoid GL

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"Youdon't really trusther, doyou? (You don't really trust her.)"

The lighted tobacco drifted leisurely between the white fingers, and the mist drifted leisurely. On the dome of the palace of the Kingdom of Alabasta, two uninvited guests were looking down at the few people who were playing and playing in front of the palace.

"No, (yes,)" Sitting cross-legged on the low wall at half a person's height listlessly, Ting Yu rested his chin on one hand, staring at the woman who had daringly tricked herself away from the island without blinking. The corners of her lips curled in boredom, "Idonot. (I don't trust her.)"

The warm breeze blew past lazily, Mu Xue didn't speak, but narrowed her eyes slightly.

"Mumu," Ting Yu sighed, "This is the Prisoner's Dilemma."

——When the two parties cannot reach a consensus, betraying the other party can be said to be the only choice to ensure their own interests as much as possible.

"As far as the current situation is concerned, she has no way to trust me, and she has no reason to actively defend me on the premise that it may cause her own harm..." After a little silence, she continued, "In her Before I completely trust me, I also can't trust her [-]%."

However, the current situation is changing, and Ting Yu doesn't care too much about the current situation.

Dynamic games are iterations of previous results.

--be patient.

Raising her head and exhaling a puff of smoke, Mu Xue looked down at the paper rolls being eaten away by the high temperature little by little, but when she spoke, her tone was calm as if she was talking about the weather: "Master," she said calmly, "according to the current development trend, you will Someone needs to follow."

"I know," Ting Yu didn't even turn his head, "but you can't, I need you in the navy."

"Have you considered letting Angel follow you?"

"No." Turning around, she took the cigarette in the opponent's hand very naturally, and took a shallow puff, "You don't need to worry about this, I will arrange it."

——It is unreasonable for the young master to be stubborn.

Under the scorching sun, her pupils flickered inexplicably, and Mu Xue suddenly asked a very strange question.

"Have you thought of our eldest brother recently?"

Ting Yu was stunned, then turned her head, she looked up at her slightly surprised.

——The death of Du Mufeng has always been an indelible wound in their hearts.

Glancing at her, Mu Xue explained: "Some time ago, I wasn't sure if you had time traveled together, so sometimes I would think back to our three past days."

She puts a heavy emphasis on "the days of old" with no seriousness.

Ting Yu was slightly taken aback, but then burst into a "puchi" laugh, raising her hands to cover her face as if embarrassed, with a somewhat helpless expression on her face: "Iwasuchanasshole. (I was such a jerk back then.) "

"Tobefair, (to be fair)," Mu Xue said rationally, "they mistreated you. (They made mistakes first.)"

Looking at her with both eyes, Ting Yu's slightly curved eyes were filled with an inexplicable half-smile: "We directly smashed into the door of those guys," her tone revealed nostalgia, "You Brother and brother made those people kneel in front of me, and I just stepped on their faces and rubbed on the ground..."

Mu Xue hooked the corner of her mouth, but her eyes flashed with memories: "You still go to the nightclub and use the blower to throw money."

The colorful and rhythmic lights in the nightclub cast a grotesque scene on people's faces, and the paper bills rolled up by the wind were flying in the air, red and green, covering the sight, and falling like snow all over the ground.

——Frivolity, complacency, and arrogance have led to irreparable consequences.

He took a long breath, Ting Yu shook his head, and lowered his head to take a second puff of cigarette.

"Are you reminding me not to take it lightly?" She let out a long breath of smoke, "Mumu, I have a measure."

The mistakes she made, she won't make them again.

"I just met 'Dark Prison' Tina." It was clear that some things just need to be finished, Mu Xue looked down at her and cleverly changed the subject, "She reminded me that I have to go back to the headquarters today, and there will be an assessment next week .”

Narrowing her eyes ambiguously, Ting Yu raised her head and smiled narrowly at her: "Oh? Is that the pretty sister with long light pink hair~"

"...It's not my type," she pushed her glasses expressionlessly, but Mu Xue followed the topic, "Master..." She seemed to be considering her choice of words and sentences, "I I have a gracious request."

"Say."

"If you want to go with Straw Hat and the others, can you take care of me—" Mu Xue silently watched the smirk that suddenly broke out on her young master's face, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.Pursing her lips, she sighed in her heart, and continued resignedly: "—help me take care of that kitten."

"Kitten?" Ting Yu pretended not to understand, and looked at her innocently, "Do you have a cat?"

"Yes, I love money very much," Mu Xue said in a few words without a trace of emotion, "Please take care of me, young master."

"···"

——As expected of Mumu, there is no sense of accomplishment when teasing her.

After flicking the cigarette ash, Ting Yu snorted noncommittally from his nose, feeling bored, just squinting his eyes and paying attention to the movement downstairs lazily.

After getting along for a long time, she knew her actions well. Mu Xue knew that this was the meaning of the other party's agreement, and she was relieved in her heart. She also kept silent and waited quietly beside her young master.

"You go," Ting Yu said tiredly without looking back at her, "get things done."

——she refers to the Navy's internal assessment.

Nodding tacitly, Mu Xue turned around and was about to leave, but was stopped abruptly by the other party.

"Mumu," looking at the group of straw hats who were still noisy under the building, Tingyu paused for a moment, but finally said simply, "You are the dog raised by my young master, and now I am pointing at the navy to chase and bite you. do you understand?"

Eyelids trembled, Mu Xue took a deep look at her.

"I understand." She responded softly.

— don't be distracted, and don't be negligent.

——Your life belongs to me, don't give it to others easily.

Walking steadily in the corridor, Mu Xue's expression was indifferent.

She has always been by the young master's side.

But in the current situation, asking her to give up her status in the navy and her future resources would obviously do more harm than good.

——It's really worrying.

Finally finding the person she was looking for, she stopped in her tracks.

"Nicole Robin."

Looking at the house in the distance that was bombarded by the bombardment, Ting Yu absent-mindedly took another puff of the small half of the cigarette in his hand.She vaguely heard footsteps coming from behind, and she glanced back without thinking too much.Unexpectedly, just under this inadvertent glance, she widened her eyes in horror, and immediately jumped up from the ground in fright.

Holding the cigarette between her two fingers awkwardly, the always willful mad wolf didn't know whether to hide it or throw it away. Muttering, she lowered her head cautiously, her face flushed.

"You... why are you here?"

Unexpectedly, the other party's reaction would be so intense. Robin was amused by her attempt to hide the truth. Seeing the girl's embarrassing look, she pursed her lips and stepped forward. Before moving forward, he took the cigarette from her fingers with familiar movements.

Ting Yu was stunned.

The slender fingers gently clamped the paper roll, and the thumb casually held it against it and gently sent it to his lips. With a calm expression, Robin lowered his head to the place where the girl's lips had touched just now, and sucked lightly. a mouthful.The woman's lips were pale, and thin smoke exhaled from her lips, lingering and floating in the air.The faint mist was like a veil blown by the wind, and the end of her slightly squinted eyes evoked an inexplicable temptation, and there was an indescribable charm in this misty mist.

--Dry.

Ting Yu stared at her with her thinking seriously off.

——Is this woman kissing Mumu indirectly?

The arrogant Miss Ximen was so possessive that she completely forgot the fact that she had held the cigarette holder in her mouth for a long time, and paranoidly focused on "that's Mumu's cigarette".

Unexpectedly, knowing that the other party was bubbling with sourness in his heart, Robin calmly snuffed out the cigarette butt by the wall, and approached her naturally.

"Well," looking at her with a smile, she stretched out her hand and rubbed the other's head, "Why are you secretly hiding here to smoke?"

She didn't remember the little guy having a smoking habit.

"I don't smoke." Weng declared stubbornly, and the little wolf cub who was caught after only smoking once in a while felt aggrieved.

——No, isn't he still angry with her?

Ting Yu suddenly came to her senses, and then whimpered and shook her head away from her hand.

"Ah," Robin lowered his head and touched her forehead in a good-tempered manner, with a very intimate gesture, "are you angry with me?"

Her heartbeat speeded up secretly, and her curled fingers were quietly pinched into the palm of her hand where the other party couldn't see.

The feminine breath blows gently, and the familiar floral fragrance is mixed with a touch of tobacco smell, bringing a little mature sex appeal.Shrinking his neck, the young master of the wolf family was very uncomfortable, he turned his head awkwardly and squinted at her, and then lowered his gaze as if avoiding it.

"I'm not angry because you tried to protect me," the girl muttered, biting her lower lip, and she leaned against the low wall with her back facing her, "but you shouldn't mistrust me like this."

Just a few words, but the domineering mad wolf spoke with a somewhat weak manner.

With a twitch between his eyebrows, Robin was about to say something, but Tingyu turned his head to look at her, with serious eyes.

"I won't leave you behind."

she whispered.

Suddenly, there was a warm current in my heart that slid through my fingertips, warmly rolling up a burst of inexplicable peace of mind that caught people off guard.

——A wayward child who doesn't know the heights of the sky and the earth.

As usual, she might pretend to be nonchalant and deliberately tease a few words like this.

——Have only been at sea for a year, and dare to speak such wild words.

But today she didn't, she just leaned against the wanton mad wolf, and quietly leaned against the low wall and looked into the distance.

I don't know what the Straw Hat gang downstairs is making a fuss about, the noisy sound can almost be heard from afar.

"What are you going to do next..."

"The scar on your body is..."

After a short period of silence, the two spoke almost at the same time, intending to sulk for a while, Tingyu squinted his eyes and turned his head, forcing his face to meet Robin's gaze with a stiff face.Unexpectedly, at a glance, I felt as if I was looking into a deep ocean, and the anger that filled the sky suddenly died down.

- this woman...

Reluctantly, she looked back, Ting Yu pursed her lips, and rolled up her sleeves to reveal her flawless white jade-like smooth skin: "Someone helped me hide those scars," she looked up at her, thinking After thinking about it, I explained a few more words, "My second sister-in-law... She happened to be doing this research at that time—" She was considered an experimental guinea pig, "—and she felt that a girl—" Especially Ximen The eldest lady of the family, "There shouldn't be so many scars on your body."

"Those scars, as well as the tattoos on the back, usually won't show up," she secretly worked hard, and the dark red scars that were almost indistinguishable to the naked eye gradually emerged from her skin, "unless the body temperature rises sharply."

There was a look of surprise in her eyes, and Robin hesitated for a moment as she discerned the scar on the girl's arm.

"The medicine you took..."

"It has the effect of improving the body's function." It seems that he doesn't want the other party to delve too deeply into this issue, and he listens to the rain to avoid the seriousness and ignores it. "Because the metabolism is accelerated, the rise in body temperature will be obvious."

Robin stared at her for a moment.

"Can I have a look?" She tilted her head, as if she was just asking out of curiosity.

——The last CP9, this time Crocodile...

After spending so long in the underground world, Robin has heard of many drugs that can greatly increase attack power in a short period of time.

And those drugs all have one thing in common.

- Shorten life.

She kind of wanted to ask the reindeer boat doctor who seemed to have very reliable medical skills to help her look at the ingredients in the pill.

"No," Ting Yu looked away unnaturally, "I didn't take it with me."

The girl hooked her fingers subconsciously, as if she wanted to touch the pocket beside her.

Knowing this in her heart, Robin approached her as if nothing had happened: "This way..."

The awareness of vigilance cultivated by being chased and killed in the past suddenly became vigilant, and before Ting Yu could react, he grabbed the other party and gently slapped the wrist around his waist.

The small medicine bottle slipped from her palm, bounced on the ground, and rolled to reveal the eye-catching characters marked on the white bottle.

- "Aphrodisiac".

Ting Yu's eyes widened, and the two fell silent at the same time.

"Wait a minute," she struggled, "I can explain!"

Robin stared at her silently, his eyes were so unpredictable that it made one's hair stand on end.

"That's not what I ate!" Mad Wolf, who had always been thin-skinned in front of a certain sister, was at a loss for what to do, his face was as red as the blazing clouds at night, and he could hardly explain clearly, "Someone gave it to me No, it was given to me by someone else!"

——This is what and what.

Not knowing whether to laugh or cry, Robin talked nicely for a long time before calming down the shy little guy.The little guy, who felt that he had been seriously misunderstood by his sweetheart, was so awkward that he blushed and put his head on her arm for a long time before he was willing to continue talking to her.

"Well," when she asked if she was interested in the Straw Hats, Robin pinched the back of her neck gently and smiled, "I'm more interested in you~"

Feeling that she was coaxed again in disguise, Ting Yu scratched her eyes and pursed her lips. She hesitated and said, "I'll tell you something, don't be too surprised."

A little puzzled by her looking forward and backward at the moment, Robin twisted the other's soft earlobe with his fingers maliciously.

"Tell me~"

——She has never seen such a big storm.

"Luffy's grandfather is the 'Iron Fist Garp' known as the 'Navy Hero', and his father is Dorag, the commander-in-chief of the Revolutionary Army."

——I'm sorry, she has never seen such a stormy situation.

Putting down her hand, Yu Jie, who was always calm, stared at her.

She opened her mouth as if she wanted to say something, but nothing came out.

She silently closed her mouth again.

"His crew..."

"No, I don't think they know about it," Ting Yu twitched her lips, "To be honest, even if they knew, I don't think there will be any change in their relationship."

"So... you can spend a while on his ship if you're interested."

"Robin, if you follow them, from a certain point of view, your life will be easier."

"I'm involved in a lot of fields, but I feel that you don't like doing those things."

The young master of the wolf family looked up at her with a reassuring seriousness in his tone and eyes.

"I hope you can be happy." She said softly.

The heart seemed to be touched by something warm and soft, and the calm lake surface leisurely swayed with circles of ripples, lingering with a piece of tenderness like water.

"Rubber rubber—!"

"Luffy, don't take the initiative to provoke her!"

The two people who reached a consensus on the roof stepped into the room and heard a majestic roar, Tingyu turned around and retreated in time.

"—Bazooka!"

Seeing the empty fists fly by, the arrogant mad wolf pursed his lips, looked up silently at the straw hat in front of him who was aggressively waiting to compete with him.

"You!" Luffy pressed the hat on the back of his head, swung his fist to draw a fighting posture, and his eyes were burning, "We haven't decided the winner yet!"

Her gaze moved slowly, Ting Yu's eyes flashed with inquiry, and she raised one eyebrow as if asking.

Usopp hung on his arm in despair: "I said it all, don't provoke her!"

"Luffy," Nami wrapped his arms around his waist very hard and tried to drag him back to the original place, "Can you not just fight with Qi Wukai and immediately face another such terrifying person?"

"That's right, Luffy!" Chopper almost cried out of fright, his two little hooves hugged his legs in vain, "Stop beating..."

Looking thoughtfully at the rubber figure in front of her, Ting Yu suddenly raised the corners of her mouth. To everyone's surprise, she actually raised her hand, palm facing up, and hooked her index finger provocatively at him.

"Look at the trick!" Excitedly throwing off Chopper's and the others' vain obstruction, Luffy punched her on the nose with a high-spirited punch!

Unhurriedly pulled out a ribbon from his pocket, Ting Yu covered his eyes.

——If the use of domineering can be divided into levels, I have been stuck in the middle link for a long time.

The opponent's fist was slapped like raindrops. She concentrated her breath and used her body to perceive the opponent's breath and movement trajectory.

——Some people are very sensitive to battles, and they are equally sensitive to their own bottlenecks.

Ting Yu knew that he was only short of the finishing touch.

"You bastard!" Seeing the other party's calm look, Luffy was so angry that he couldn't help cursing, and his fists flew so fast that they left afterimages in the air.

Putting on the earphones and forcing myself to isolate the external sound, Ting Yu took a deep breath and gradually calmed down his mind.

——No matter what the action is, as long as the body is moving, there will be flaws.

The sky was filled with dense black shadows, and the fists and wind blowing on his face actually felt a little painful.She was very aware of the other party's strength as the protagonist in her heart, her mouth relaxed and her demeanor was calm, her figure softly shuttled through the gap between his fists like a mountain stream.

——Even if that flaw is only one point.

My heart became quieter, my brain gradually emptied, and my mind seemed to be sinking quietly and slowly in an invisible abyss.

——The color of my own experience...you can go deeper...

[Hurt people in the air. 】The man's steady voice sounded in her head.

—— Domineering can be entangled...

[A master of martial arts can hurt people by picking up flowers and flying leaves,] The man looked down at her with a stern tone, [Ximen Tingyu, you are not calm enough. 】

Water droplets slipped from the tip of the leaves, dripping into the center of the lake, causing ripples and ripples in all directions.

A layer of cold sweat suddenly broke out on the back, the girl trembled all over, and suddenly slid away one step at a time.In the astonished eyes of others, her clothes fluttered and she struck out with an air splitting palm!

"Wow!" With a howl of pain, Luffy rolled and rushed out, and was hit by the strong palm force so that he smashed his head into the wall.

Pulling off the earphones and pulling away the ribbon in front of her eyes, Ting Yu controlled the ecstasy surging in her heart, and just raised her eyes to look at them lightly.

——My internal strength or arrogance has broken through to a new level.

"Now, we should have a good talk, right?" She said calmly, she glanced at Robin out of the corner of her eye, only to see that the woman was looking at herself with surprised and interested eyes.

"Talk about it?" Zoro and Sanji's two main forces are not there, and the other main force is still struggling in the wall at the moment. Nami calmly asked, "What do you want to talk about?"

"I need you guys to take me a ride," Ting Yu said casually, without the slightest bit of self-consciousness that he had just beaten the other party's captain, "I can pay the boat fare."

"Well," resting her elbows on Tingyu's shoulders, Robin ignored the terrified trio on the opposite side, and just said with a smile, "I don't seem to have a particular place I want to go now," she said crookedly. Tilting his head, he calmly suggested, "Why don't you join me, it seems interesting~"

"Wait a minute!" Interrupting Robin's words forcefully, Nami sneered, raised her eyes with a look of disdain, she looked at Tingyu with a bit of arrogance, "You think we just casually Will people get on board?!"

"That's it!" Usopp hid behind Nami and shouted, "We just—"

"——The boat fee is 5000 million Baileys per week, and the excess days are calculated on a weekly basis. There is no upper limit, and room and board will be calculated separately."

Usopp almost fell headfirst to the ground.

——Is this a question of the fare? Hello!

Slightly frowned, Ting Yu twitched the corners of his mouth noncommittally: "I counter-offer to 2000 million, and you continue to quote 4000 million. In the end, we will pay 3000 million per month and I promise not to wipe you out. Why? Sample?"

"Monthly?" Nami firmly grasped the key points in the other party's sentence, "No, every week."

"...Did you really hear me say 'don't destroy your group'?" Ting Yu pointedly compared to Luffy who was trying to pull his head out of the wall on the other side of the room.

Nami stared at her.

"Okay," she angrily conceded to the mad wolf who offered a reward of 3000 million, "every two weeks, the lowest price."

"3000 million per month," Ting Yu insisted stubbornly, but also gave some sweetness in compromise, "All expenses are settled in weekly installments and paid in cash."

Holding a calculator and a small notebook, Nami squinted her eyes and studied her up and down, and finally snorted: "deal."

"I'm talking about you," he finally pulled his head out of the wall, listening to the conversation between Nami and Tingyu, although he didn't care about the fact that the other party beat him, he still frowned tightly. Frowning, "Usually spend money and save a little, or the partners who will join in the future—"

"You've eaten all our money—!" Nami yelled at him with sharp teeth, Nami looked at the heartless guy in front of her, and she was so angry that she simply gave a slap Grabbing the other person's face and pulling it straight to the ground, "Otherwise, how could we live in such poverty! And you—!" She suddenly turned to Robin, who had an innocent expression on her face at the moment, and she took a pen and wrote heavily in the notebook He jabbed a few times, "Don't think that you can join us so easily, I—"

"Ala," Robin said calmly, "I know where Crocodile stores funds~"

"Oh, Sister Robin~" Pushing Tingyu away, Nami hugged Tingyu's arm flatteringly, with a very affectionate look, "We wanted to ask you a few days ago if you want to go with us~"

Ting Yu was dumbfounded.

——What is the speed of changing faces!

Staring at Nami's chest that was squeezed onto Robin's arm, no, it was Robin's arm that was forced to rub against the other's chest. The sword that no longer exists at the waist.

— Mumu!How do you manage your own woman!

Holding her breath in her heart and unable to go up or down, the dignified Miss Ximen silently recited the family law in her heart, and barely calmed down her gradually violent temper.

——Do you want me to teach her the rules for you first!

"Enough!" Knowing that Nami has been completely bought, Usopp, who suffered from Sauron's absence, tried hard to become the last strong line of defense of the Straw Hat Pirates, "Whether it's piggybacking or joining, we all have to pass the interview." Only in the future!"

He moved a small table out of nowhere, spread out a notebook, and tapped on it seriously with a pen: "Let's talk about your past first, did you have any special experiences before?"

"I was wanted by the world government at the age of 8." This is the calm Robin.

"The 6-year-old was hunted down by black and white." This is Ting Yu who is still restless.

"..." This is Usopp who doesn't want to say anything.

"So," straightening his expression, he tried his best to maintain a solemn attitude, "what do you usually do?"

"Well," Robin shrugged indifferently, "I know a little bit of everything."

"Well," Ting Yu scratched the back of his head with his hands, "There is nothing wrong with it."

"..." This is Usopp who doesn't want to say anything again.

"Are you so confident?" He glanced at the two suspiciously, "Then what are you best at?"

Tilting his head, Robin calmed down and said, "Assassination."

Raising his eyebrows, Ting Yu raised his eyes: "Slaughter."

Usopp: "..." Mama, I want to go home.

"Luffy!" He poked his nose fiercely at the face of the captain who had fallen to the ground laughing, "According to the results of my investigation, you are absolutely not allowed to let such a dangerous guy aboard!" He raised his finger and pointed After listening to the rain, he said angrily, "Even if it's just a piggyback!"

"It's okay, they're not bad people—and Usopp, look!" Luffy, who has always been big-hearted, didn't care about his own sniper's concerns, and got up from the ground, with his hands on both sides of his head like a pair With antlers, he raised his head and exposed his three-petal mouth. He opened his eyes solemnly, "—imitating Chopper~"

The trio of idiots rolled into a ball laughing directly on the ground.

Ting Yu stared at the laughing and laughing two people and a deer who were being tickled by several hands on the ground, and silently looked sideways at the smiling woman beside her, feeling a sea of ​​jealousy in her heart.

- this woman...

She bit her lower lip irritably.

——Why are you so aggressive towards everyone!