Naruto no Wood escapes and conquers the world

The country of hot springs, hot spring village.

Although it was already the third month of his stay in the Country of Yu, Jiraiya didn't feel bored at all. Here, there were a lot of materials waiting for him to discover every day, ranging from noble ladies on vacation to bitter ones. The mean neighbor aunt can bring endless creative inspiration to Jiraiya.

In just three months, Intimate Paradise has been updated with four volumes, which is extremely incredible for Jiraiya and readers. Kakashi, who is far away in Konoha, has grabbed the first volume every time. The latest volume is "Intimate Heaven", read it all night long.

While routinely collecting writing materials and inspiration, Jiraiya, who was lying on the wall, sensed the danger approaching. Based on his experience of being chased and beaten as a voyeur hundreds of times in the past, Jiraiya did not panic and run away, but He walked down the wall lightly, muttering:

"Where did it go? I remember putting it here..."

Relying on his poor acting skills, Jiraiya quietly planned to escape from the scene, so that even if he was caught, he could choose to refuse to admit his guilt. In terms of face, Jiraiya, the dignified Sage of Mount Myoki, had never surrendered to anyone.

But Jiraiya obviously miscalculated this time, because the person who discovered him was all too familiar with this sneaky voyeur.

"Ji Lai Ye, long time no see."

The familiar voice suddenly brought back Jiraiya's memories. This voice had probably not been heard for more than ten years.

Jiraiya's body was shaking uncontrollably, but in the end he did not choose to turn around and see his former friend.

"Orochimaru, you shouldn't have appeared. I don't want to take you back to Konoha with my own hands. Just leave."

The corners of Orochimaru's mouth turned up, thinking of Jiraiya in the past, but he still said with a mean sarcasm:

"Jiraiya, you are still so blindly confident. I really hope you can always stay confident."

Hearing the most familiar tone deep in his memory, Jiraiya couldn't bear it any longer. He turned around and punched Orochimaru in the face. The punch without reservation sent Orochimaru flying several meters and even collapsed. A wall.

The movement outside also alerted the female customers who were soaking in the hot spring inside. One by one, they ran out wearing bath towels or just covering their important parts. Jiraiya no longer had the intention to appreciate such a beautiful scene.

The knocked-out Orochimaru climbed out of the rubble. Except for his clothes, which were a little messy, there was no trace of scars on his face. Jiraiya, who was originally worried that the attack was too heavy, was momentarily confused.

Although Orochimaru's strength is very strong, it's not to this point. It's okay to take a punch. It seems that only the Raikage of the past can do it...

Orochimaru obviously had no time to explain the so-called "software technology" to Jiraiya. He brushed off the dust on his body and said with a smile:

"Do you feel better now?"

Jiraiya didn't answer and sat silently next to Orochimaru. Under this situation, Jiraiya inexplicably wanted to light a cigarette to express his inner annoyance, but unfortunately he never had the habit of smoking.

The two were silent for a while before Jiraiya said something shocking:

"Orochimaru, your current body should not be your own."

The tone was very certain, and it was obviously not Jiraiya's unfounded speculation. Orochimaru did not admit it, but asked:

"How did you know?"

Jiraiya chuckled, showing his lewd nature, and said mysteriously:

"Because your body is that of a woman. I have seen countless women. I can easily tell from the feel of the hand that hit you just now and the smell of your body."

As expected of Jiraiya, he almost broke his leg when they first met... Orochimaru silently stayed away from Jiraiya. With such a perverted ability, who knows what Jiraiya would do.

You must know that snakes also have a very keen sense of smell. Orochimaru had long considered that the smell would reveal his identity, so he used a special method to remove the body smell. Who knows what Jiraiya smelled...

"Jiraiya, you are still so unique."

Faced with Orochimaru's 'praise', Jiraiya smiled 'humbly'. Although it was a bit hard to say, this was indeed the result of the 'hard work' of the Immortal of Mt. Myoboku.

After a few simple greetings, Orochimaru brought the topic to the point:

"Jiraiya, after traveling in the ninja world for so many years, have you found the child of destiny you mentioned?"

Mentioning this, Jiraiya's mood rarely dropped, and he said with some regret:

"I once thought I had found the child named Yahiko whom I adopted during the Second Ninja War. Although he was completely incomparable to you in terms of talent, I saw something called hope in him. His light was shining on the people around him, but unfortunately, I later heard that he died on the battlefield in Yuyin Village..."

"There is also Nagato with the Samsara Eye, Konan who is proficient in origami... the child of destiny... maybe it's just Toad Sento who is confused by his sleep."

Orochimaru squinted his eyes and remembered the name Nagato in his heart. The Rinnegan, one of the three major pupil techniques alongside the Sharingan and Byakugan, had not appeared in the ninja world for many years, but both he and Jiraiya discovered it. How could such a coincidence happen? There must be something wrong with the reincarnation eyes of the leader of the Akatsuki organization...

Burying the problem deep in his heart, Orochimaru looked at the depressed Jiraiya and said:

"Although you didn't find the Child of Destiny, I have found the wind that is enough to blow the ninja world. Now he is in Konoha. Do you want to go back and have a look?"

"Not interested." Jiraiya simply refused, and added: "It's enough for Konoha to have an old man. Why should we go back and cause trouble for him? I still want to write a book and find the child of destiny."

Write a book?You must be reluctant to give up the opportunity to collect materials at will. There are many powerful female ninjas in Konoha. Anyone who peeks casually can easily be caught and beaten. Even if he is a Sannin, he cannot protect Jiraiya.

Orochimaru is very familiar with this old teammate - a passionate and impulsive lsp.

"But what if Konoha is in danger in the near future? I am a traitor and it is not convenient for me to go back. You are the only one who can protect Konoha..."

Jiraiya is no longer in a relaxed mood. Although the third generation old man was very strong when he was young, now that he is old, it is hard to say how strong he is.

"The Yondaime's son is about to graduate from the ninja school, and you don't want to go back and have a look?"

Orochimaru accurately poked at Jiraiya's weakness. Namikaze Minato was almost trained by Jiraiya. Even when he was named, he was based on the protagonist in his novel...

Seeing that his goal had been achieved, Orochimaru's body sank into the ground. In addition to Jiraiya, there were many places he wanted to go next...

Because the plan was accidentally a bit too big, Orochimaru was worried that Konoha might not be able to withstand it, so he planned to trick Jiraiya back to serve as a thug. At least he was a strong man of the same level as the Five Shadows. Senju Naoki should use it. Quite easy...