Naruto no Wood escapes and conquers the world

"Congratulations, the operation was successful, but in order to save your life, we removed your vagina."

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After the anesthesia took effect, Asuma, who was half asleep, suddenly heard the doctor pronounce a death sentence on his lower body. He passed out completely and completely, faster than the anesthetic.

"Lord Naoki, isn't this bad..."

"Shizune, how many times have I told you, don't call me Naoki-sama, do it again."

Shizune, who was doing post-operative observation, repeated helplessly: "Master, isn't this bad..."

Senju Naoki succeeded in his trick and touched Shizune's head. The hair was just washed last night and it felt smooth and very good.

"As for kittens, the most important thing is to listen to the owner and remember to apply local anesthesia soon to prevent the patient from getting too excited and injuring himself."

After doing all this, Senju Naoki clapped his hands, turned and left in a cool manner, hiding his merit and fame, without even thinking about how big the psychological shadow of Asuma would be...

And today I still need to go to the Hokage Building to submit the application form for the Chuunin Exam, and by the way meet the good 'teammates' that Hiruzen Sarutobi has arranged for me.

Walking on the streets of Konoha, Senju Naoki felt a series of eyes sweeping behind him, possibly from Anbu, possibly from Roots, or even from people from other families.

These looks include hostility and kindness. Of course, they are more of a scrutinizing look. Konoha can be said to be very big, or it can be said to be very small. The real high-level circle only has a few people and a few families who follow Tsunade. Senju Naoki will naturally arouse the curiosity of others.

There are also spies from other forces around Honglian. Jingdun is considered an extremely powerful blood successor among all the blood successors. More importantly, as long as Honglian gives birth to a male heir, it is possible to develop new ones. Bloodline limited family...

Ignoring the glances behind him, Senju Naoki walked to the Hokage building. There were no ninjas standing guard at the door. There were only two sensing ninjas who glanced at his body. Senju Naoki had a faint feeling of being seen through. No surprise. He is a ninja from the Hyuga clan.

"Senju Naoki, the Third Hokage invites you."

A lazy voice sounded from beside him. Senju Naoki turned his head slightly and saw a familiar figure - a white killer hair style, a Konoha forehead protector that served as an eye mask, and a black mask that never left his hand. The little emperor uncle, and the temperament of a decadent uncle, like plum, flag wood [-]-[-]!

After glancing at the cover, there was a girl in a red swimsuit. Senju Naoki knew it in his heart and whispered: "Intimate Paradise Volume [-] Unabridged Collector's Edition."

!!!

Kakashi's only exposed eye widened slightly, and his iconic dead fish eyes disappeared. However, it was not the excitement of meeting his companions, but the fear before his death.

Let me ask you, who would have thought that a stranger you met for the first time would recognize at first glance your rather unpopular comic strip disguised as a hot-blooded comic?

When encountering this situation, it will definitely not be the excitement of meeting a close friend, but a moment of shameful social death.

Kakashi used the hand speed of being single for more than 20 years to quickly fold it in the corner and mark it for seamless reading next time. Then he put the intimate paradise into the ninja bag and relieved the embarrassing dry cough.

"Heaven for making out? How can there be such a thing here? Let's go, the Third Hokage invites you."

Following Kakashi, who wanted to get into the crack in the door, Senju Naoki walked up to the top floor of the Hokage building. Before pushing the Hokage's office, Kakashi escaped with the help of urine. He probably needed to read a few more books about making out in heaven before he could Ease the embarrassment of breaking through the sky at this time.

Pushing the door open and entering, Senju Naoki saw several unexpected people.

Watermelon rind, thick eyebrows, perverted tights, Konoha's blue beast, Metkai.

Japanese kimono, cataract boy, Hinata Neji.

Small watermelon rind, small thick eyebrows, small Metky...Lee Rock.

And the little rich woman from Konoha, Tiantian with her hair in a bun.

Senju Naoki narrowed his eyes, having a bad premonition, then walked to the Hokage's desk, took a close look at Sarutobi Hiruzen, and put down the signed application form for the Chunin Exam.

"Hokage-sama, the application form for the Chunin Exam has been signed, please take a look."

Sarutobi Hiruzen glanced at the portrait of the Nidaime on the wall of his office, and then at the serious Senju Naoki in front of him. While his mood was complicated, he couldn't help but feel a little troubled.

'The resemblance, the resemblance is so great, he and the teacher are almost carved out of the same mold...' Sarutobi Hiruzen sighed in his heart.

Although the art of clairvoyance can see any corner of Konoha, it can only see clearly. Not only is the picture quality less than 720p, but even the picture looks like a thin layer of mosaic. Fortunately, Sarutobi Hiruzen has reached I have reached the uncoded realm in my heart, otherwise I really wouldn’t be able to stand it anymore.

When peeping into a women's bathhouse, the scene was almost passable, but it was too difficult to see the details of a specific person's face. This was the first time Sarutobi Hiruzen saw Senju Naoki's face clearly.

If he could see clearly earlier, his handling method would definitely be different, but the current method is not too bad... Sarutobi Hiruzen showed his signature kind smile:

"Senju Naoki, well, here are your genin information and forehead protector. After filling in the information, you can go to the first floor to take pictures. Then I will introduce to you the future leader of the team, Konoha's outstanding jounin, Metkai. .”

After seeing the smile of the Third Hokage, Metkai knew that it was time for him to appear. He must leave a good impression on this talented ninja of the Senju clan!

"Hey, Senju Naoki, do you want to have a youth contest? Ten thousand push-ups. If you can't complete it, walk upside down a hundred times around Konoha."

Senju Naoki looked at Metkai's gleaming teeth, thumbs up, and the green tights that became more and more abnormal in the weird posture... He originally thought that he had done a good job of psychological construction, but he didn't expect Metkai's scale. Another breakthrough.

Is this social nerdiness?Real name envy.

However, the little watermelon peel on the side seemed to be inspired. He took the same posture as Metkai and said enthusiastically:

"Kaisensei, please let me compete in the contest of youth together! If you can't walk around Konoha a hundred times while standing on your head, then jump rope 1 times!"

"Of course, Xiao Li, this is youth!"

"Kay sensei!"

The two perverts in tights hugged each other tightly, shedding tears and snot, making this scene even more eye-catching.

Tenten and Neji on the side turned away very skillfully, not wanting to contaminate their eyes with these two guys.

Senju Naoki also looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen in a very normal way, his eyes dull and lifeless. Anyone who saw Kai and Xiao Li for the first time would have this expression...

The meaning is also very obvious: "Where did you find these two living treasures?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen smiled and said nothing. If we want people from outside the village to feel the passion of Konoha and the will of fire of Konoha, and thus integrate into Konoha, are there any better candidates than Kai and Xiao Li?