My Konoha Ninja Career
Chapter 73 I have a bold idea
"I am back!"
Naruto entered the house from outside and saw a slightly embarrassed Tsunade and Jiraiya.
"Beautiful sister! Naughty uncle! Why are you at my house? Where is my eldest brother?"
Tsunade and Jiraiya looked at each other, and then Tsunade teased: "Unworthy uncle, the name Jiraiya suits you very well."
"Damn boy! Come here, I'm going to beat you!" In front of the person he liked, Jiraiya turned into a child and pounced on Naruto.
"Tch! I'm not stupid," Naruto dodged Jiraiya's attack, hid behind Tsunade and said, "Pretty sister, you have to be careful, this kind of wretched uncle likes to follow beautiful little sisters. , you can’t be deceived by him!”
Jiraiya was out of breath, he wanted to catch this kid who said bad things about him, and then let him know how powerful his Myoboku Toad Sage was!
"Kid, come here, why are you hiding behind a woman? Are you still a Konoha ninja?" The tendon in Jiraiya's brain broke and he began to speak indiscriminately.
"No! I don't want to go there!" Naruto refused, and then he said to Tsunade: "If my beautiful sister encounters such perverts, it's best to stay away! They are not good people!"
"Kid, why did you say I was a pervert?" Jiraiya stopped. Even if he was a pervert, he couldn't say it in front of Tsunade!
Tsunade looked at Naruto with interest, she also wanted to know how this brat could tell that he was also a pervert.
"Hmph!" Naruto snorted, then came out from behind Tsunade and formed a seal.
"Peng"
"Uncle, let's play together!"
"puff!"
Jiraiya's nosebleed immediately came down, especially Naruto's arrogant and imaginative manner.
"Peng"
Naruto released the seduction spell.
"Ha! You still said you're not a pervert?" Naruto pointed at Jiraiya and said, completely unaware of the livid look on Tsunade's face behind him.
"Pretty sister, what I said is right, he... Pretty sister, what do you want to do? No!"
"Boom" "Boom"
Naruto and Jiraiya were blasted out of the house by Tsunade with her fists, and even the courtyard wall collapsed with two big holes.
"It's time to eat..." Sachi originally came to ask Tsunade and Jiraiya to eat, but then he saw that the door to his house was gone and there were two holes in the wall.
"Oh my god! What happened? Where is my door? I made it with great difficulty! You died so miserably! You haven't lived a stable life for a few days, how can you say that it's gone? What? My door..."
"That's enough!" Tsunade was embarrassed. After she punched, she remembered that this was not her home, she was a guest.
Sachi was startled by Tsunade's shouting, and the word "ah" trembled.
"Shizune, how much money do we have?" Tsunade asked Shizune, who came with Sachi.
"Tsunade-sama, you have lost all our money. Jiraiya-sama paid for our trip to Konoha!" When talking about Qian Shizune, she has a deep resentment. She has accompanied Tsunade to avoid debts all these years.
"That Tsunade-sama, you have to compensate me, that's so embarrassing." Xing nodded and bowed like a douchebag.
Tsunade looked at Xing like this and said, "What do you mean? You don't have to pay me for it?"
"No, absolutely not," Xing was very courageous for money: "Who are you, Lady Tsunade-hime, the slug princess of Konoha? You will feel bad if you don't pay the money."
"Lucky boy, you have also seen that I have no money now!" Tsunade said confidently!
"It doesn't matter if you don't have money..."
"You mean to ask me to write an IOU?" Tsunade narrowed her eyes, and she found that Xing was a little obsessed with money.
"No, no." Xing shook his head quickly.
"What do you mean?" Tsunade was a little impatient.
Xing could only speak bluntly: "Tsunade-sama, don't forget that Jiraiya-sama is a writer, and he has a lot of royalties. Besides, men will become evil when they have money. If you take away his money, Doesn’t this count as saving him, don’t you think so?”
"It makes sense!" Tsunade's eyes lit up, and after saying that, she ran out through the big hole in the wall to search Jiraiya.
Soon Tsunade's hearty laughter came from outside the wall, and it seemed that she had gained a lot.
When Tsunade came back, she was followed by Jiraiya who was mourning for his concubine and Naruto who was silent.
The injuries on the two people were also healed by Tsunade. The slug princess of Konoha is so willful.
All the money on Jiraiya's body was confiscated by Tsunade, and he watched with resentful eyes as Tsunade used his money to compensate Sachi's losses.
Xing rolled his eyes at Jiraiya. Jiraiya is just a novice. What does it mean that a girl is willing to use your money? It means that she doesn't treat you as an outsider at all. It's really annoying!
"Brother, brother," Naruto walked up to Sachi who was counting money and whispered, "Who are these three people? Why are they in our house?"
Xing glanced at Naruto sideways, and then introduced him: "This beautiful blond sister is the slug princess of Konoha, Lady Tsunade-hime. This black-haired little sister is Shizune-sama. As for the white-haired one, it doesn't matter."
"Kid Yuki, why am I not important?" Jiraiya, who was already unhappy, refused to accept it now: "Listen carefully, I am the Toad Spirit Sensu Taoist of Mt. Myoboku, and I am also nicknamed Toad Sage Jiraiya. !”
"Spirituality"
"Peng"
To suit the occasion, Jiraiya also channeled a giant toad.
"It's amazing! Lewd Immortal, teach me, teach me!" Naruto immediately became Jiraiya's little fanboy when he saw the big toad.
"Hahahaha, this is nothing!" Jiraiya was happy now.
"Jiraiya-sama, what are your orders for summoning me!" The summoned big toad asked.
"Ah! The toad has spoken!" Naruto's eyes shone.
"It's nothing, you go back first!" Jiraiya said to the big toad.
"Yes!"
"Peng"
The big toad canceled the psychic spell and returned to Miaomu Mountain.
"Boy, do you want to learn from me and become a sage?" Jiraiya bared his teeth and said to Sachi.
Xing was not interested in toads, so he shook his head: "I'd better forget it. There is someone who wants to learn from you, so you might as well teach him."
"Sexy Sento!" Naruto rolled his eyes and looked at Jiraiya with a very resentful look, almost exactly the same as Jiraiya looked at Tsunade just now.
"Who is this brat? Do you have a younger brother?" Tsunade looked at Naruto and then at Sachi, but couldn't find any similarities between the two people.
Sachi introduced a few people: "This is Uzumaki Naruto, my younger brother."
"Uzumaki?" Tsunade touched her chin and thought.
"Naruto?" Jiraiya also fell into deep thought.
"Kid Yuki, do you have a last name?" Tsunade asked suddenly.
"No, I am an orphan. I lived in Konoha Orphanage when I was young. I don't remember my last name, and no one told me what my last name is." Xing said calmly.
"What about you and Naruto?" Jiraiya asked.
"A pair of orphans are living together!" Xing had no intention of hiding anything.
"Is that so! I understand," Jiraiya made his decision, then he touched Naruto's head and said, "You will be my disciple from now on, and I will teach you this ninjutsu to summon toads!"
"Is this the one?" Tsunade asked Jiraiya.
"Yeah!" Jiraiya nodded.
The two fell into silence.
"Goo~"
Naruto's belly broke the silence.
"Brother, I'm hungry. Is the food ready?"
"Eat, eat, hahahahaha" Jiraiya laughed to cover up his sadness.
Jiraiya and Naruto were chatting and laughing in front. Tsunade, who was lagging behind, asked Yuki: "Do you know the identity of this brat?"
"Huh?" Sachi looked at Tsunade questioningly. He didn't know which identity of Naruto she was talking about.
"Forget it!" Tsunade suddenly didn't want to say anything anymore.
"Jinchūriki." Sachi said these words calmly.
"Huh?" Tsunade frowned. She looked at Xing suspiciously and thought to herself, "Could this brat be arranged by the teacher?"
"Since living with Naruto, the attitudes of people around us are very different. Everyone avoids Naruto. Many people say he is a monster. Some well-meaning people advised me to leave him. Then I was in Mu Ye Library did some research, and that's how I knew the identity of his jinchuriki." Xing stopped, took a deep breath, and continued: "I wanted to avoid it when I first found out, but after all, I was He saved me once, and we’re used to it together, so it doesn’t matter.”
"Yeah!" Tsunade nodded.
This is fate, it must be hard for a child to take care of another child and be ostracized by almost everyone.
Looking at Xing's face, Tsunade felt distressed for no reason.
"Beautiful Sister Tsunade, hurry up, the food cooked by my elder brother is delicious!" An impatient Naruto quickly called to Tsunade who was lagging behind.
"Here we come!" Tsunade shook her head. She was a little sentimental after meeting Jiraiya and her teacher recently, but he still appreciated Sachi's kindness.
Everyone enjoyed the meal, and Jiraiya was drunk. He wanted to take advantage of Tsunade while he was drunk, but was beaten again by Tsunade.
Jiraiya was in pain and happy at the same time. Yuki really wanted to tell him that "licking a dog has no house", but this was the fun of two people, so he shouldn't express his opinion.
Looking at Tsunade and Jiraiya who drank a little too much, Sachi suddenly had a bold idea.
Then at night, he found Sandai overnight and asked him for a mission, to go out and hide first.
The confused Sandai looked at the impatient Sachi and gave him a three-month mission to inspect the border strongholds.
Then at dawn, when Tsunade took Jiraiya to get married, the third generation knew that Sachi had died a big death.
He gave drugs to Tsunade and Jiraiya who were in a daze. It was an enhanced version, multiple drugs were administered at the same time, including some secret recipe for childbirth, everything that could be administered but could not be administered.
When he woke up, Jiraiya was frightened, and so was Tsunade.
Tsunade pretended not to care, and Jiraiya also wanted to pretend to be open-minded. Then the two of them got confused, and Tsunade took Jiraiya, who she thought did not want to take responsibility, to ask their teacher for comment.
Sure enough, there is no reason for a woman who is angry, and as a top medical ninja, Tsunade can feel every corner of her body. If she sleeps with Jiraiya this time, she is very likely to get pregnant!
She gritted her teeth in hatred for Xing who drugged them both. If Xing hadn't been in Konoha, he would have really wanted to beat him to paralysis first!
The third generation was very happy that his two disciples could reach this stage. He was smiling all day long. He really wanted to reward Lucky with something that could make Tsunade and Jiraiya like this. It was much more difficult than an S-level mission. .
However, the third generation didn't even mention Sachi drugging the ninjas in his village. The result was good, but was the process important?
Naruto entered the house from outside and saw a slightly embarrassed Tsunade and Jiraiya.
"Beautiful sister! Naughty uncle! Why are you at my house? Where is my eldest brother?"
Tsunade and Jiraiya looked at each other, and then Tsunade teased: "Unworthy uncle, the name Jiraiya suits you very well."
"Damn boy! Come here, I'm going to beat you!" In front of the person he liked, Jiraiya turned into a child and pounced on Naruto.
"Tch! I'm not stupid," Naruto dodged Jiraiya's attack, hid behind Tsunade and said, "Pretty sister, you have to be careful, this kind of wretched uncle likes to follow beautiful little sisters. , you can’t be deceived by him!”
Jiraiya was out of breath, he wanted to catch this kid who said bad things about him, and then let him know how powerful his Myoboku Toad Sage was!
"Kid, come here, why are you hiding behind a woman? Are you still a Konoha ninja?" The tendon in Jiraiya's brain broke and he began to speak indiscriminately.
"No! I don't want to go there!" Naruto refused, and then he said to Tsunade: "If my beautiful sister encounters such perverts, it's best to stay away! They are not good people!"
"Kid, why did you say I was a pervert?" Jiraiya stopped. Even if he was a pervert, he couldn't say it in front of Tsunade!
Tsunade looked at Naruto with interest, she also wanted to know how this brat could tell that he was also a pervert.
"Hmph!" Naruto snorted, then came out from behind Tsunade and formed a seal.
"Peng"
"Uncle, let's play together!"
"puff!"
Jiraiya's nosebleed immediately came down, especially Naruto's arrogant and imaginative manner.
"Peng"
Naruto released the seduction spell.
"Ha! You still said you're not a pervert?" Naruto pointed at Jiraiya and said, completely unaware of the livid look on Tsunade's face behind him.
"Pretty sister, what I said is right, he... Pretty sister, what do you want to do? No!"
"Boom" "Boom"
Naruto and Jiraiya were blasted out of the house by Tsunade with her fists, and even the courtyard wall collapsed with two big holes.
"It's time to eat..." Sachi originally came to ask Tsunade and Jiraiya to eat, but then he saw that the door to his house was gone and there were two holes in the wall.
"Oh my god! What happened? Where is my door? I made it with great difficulty! You died so miserably! You haven't lived a stable life for a few days, how can you say that it's gone? What? My door..."
"That's enough!" Tsunade was embarrassed. After she punched, she remembered that this was not her home, she was a guest.
Sachi was startled by Tsunade's shouting, and the word "ah" trembled.
"Shizune, how much money do we have?" Tsunade asked Shizune, who came with Sachi.
"Tsunade-sama, you have lost all our money. Jiraiya-sama paid for our trip to Konoha!" When talking about Qian Shizune, she has a deep resentment. She has accompanied Tsunade to avoid debts all these years.
"That Tsunade-sama, you have to compensate me, that's so embarrassing." Xing nodded and bowed like a douchebag.
Tsunade looked at Xing like this and said, "What do you mean? You don't have to pay me for it?"
"No, absolutely not," Xing was very courageous for money: "Who are you, Lady Tsunade-hime, the slug princess of Konoha? You will feel bad if you don't pay the money."
"Lucky boy, you have also seen that I have no money now!" Tsunade said confidently!
"It doesn't matter if you don't have money..."
"You mean to ask me to write an IOU?" Tsunade narrowed her eyes, and she found that Xing was a little obsessed with money.
"No, no." Xing shook his head quickly.
"What do you mean?" Tsunade was a little impatient.
Xing could only speak bluntly: "Tsunade-sama, don't forget that Jiraiya-sama is a writer, and he has a lot of royalties. Besides, men will become evil when they have money. If you take away his money, Doesn’t this count as saving him, don’t you think so?”
"It makes sense!" Tsunade's eyes lit up, and after saying that, she ran out through the big hole in the wall to search Jiraiya.
Soon Tsunade's hearty laughter came from outside the wall, and it seemed that she had gained a lot.
When Tsunade came back, she was followed by Jiraiya who was mourning for his concubine and Naruto who was silent.
The injuries on the two people were also healed by Tsunade. The slug princess of Konoha is so willful.
All the money on Jiraiya's body was confiscated by Tsunade, and he watched with resentful eyes as Tsunade used his money to compensate Sachi's losses.
Xing rolled his eyes at Jiraiya. Jiraiya is just a novice. What does it mean that a girl is willing to use your money? It means that she doesn't treat you as an outsider at all. It's really annoying!
"Brother, brother," Naruto walked up to Sachi who was counting money and whispered, "Who are these three people? Why are they in our house?"
Xing glanced at Naruto sideways, and then introduced him: "This beautiful blond sister is the slug princess of Konoha, Lady Tsunade-hime. This black-haired little sister is Shizune-sama. As for the white-haired one, it doesn't matter."
"Kid Yuki, why am I not important?" Jiraiya, who was already unhappy, refused to accept it now: "Listen carefully, I am the Toad Spirit Sensu Taoist of Mt. Myoboku, and I am also nicknamed Toad Sage Jiraiya. !”
"Spirituality"
"Peng"
To suit the occasion, Jiraiya also channeled a giant toad.
"It's amazing! Lewd Immortal, teach me, teach me!" Naruto immediately became Jiraiya's little fanboy when he saw the big toad.
"Hahahaha, this is nothing!" Jiraiya was happy now.
"Jiraiya-sama, what are your orders for summoning me!" The summoned big toad asked.
"Ah! The toad has spoken!" Naruto's eyes shone.
"It's nothing, you go back first!" Jiraiya said to the big toad.
"Yes!"
"Peng"
The big toad canceled the psychic spell and returned to Miaomu Mountain.
"Boy, do you want to learn from me and become a sage?" Jiraiya bared his teeth and said to Sachi.
Xing was not interested in toads, so he shook his head: "I'd better forget it. There is someone who wants to learn from you, so you might as well teach him."
"Sexy Sento!" Naruto rolled his eyes and looked at Jiraiya with a very resentful look, almost exactly the same as Jiraiya looked at Tsunade just now.
"Who is this brat? Do you have a younger brother?" Tsunade looked at Naruto and then at Sachi, but couldn't find any similarities between the two people.
Sachi introduced a few people: "This is Uzumaki Naruto, my younger brother."
"Uzumaki?" Tsunade touched her chin and thought.
"Naruto?" Jiraiya also fell into deep thought.
"Kid Yuki, do you have a last name?" Tsunade asked suddenly.
"No, I am an orphan. I lived in Konoha Orphanage when I was young. I don't remember my last name, and no one told me what my last name is." Xing said calmly.
"What about you and Naruto?" Jiraiya asked.
"A pair of orphans are living together!" Xing had no intention of hiding anything.
"Is that so! I understand," Jiraiya made his decision, then he touched Naruto's head and said, "You will be my disciple from now on, and I will teach you this ninjutsu to summon toads!"
"Is this the one?" Tsunade asked Jiraiya.
"Yeah!" Jiraiya nodded.
The two fell into silence.
"Goo~"
Naruto's belly broke the silence.
"Brother, I'm hungry. Is the food ready?"
"Eat, eat, hahahahaha" Jiraiya laughed to cover up his sadness.
Jiraiya and Naruto were chatting and laughing in front. Tsunade, who was lagging behind, asked Yuki: "Do you know the identity of this brat?"
"Huh?" Sachi looked at Tsunade questioningly. He didn't know which identity of Naruto she was talking about.
"Forget it!" Tsunade suddenly didn't want to say anything anymore.
"Jinchūriki." Sachi said these words calmly.
"Huh?" Tsunade frowned. She looked at Xing suspiciously and thought to herself, "Could this brat be arranged by the teacher?"
"Since living with Naruto, the attitudes of people around us are very different. Everyone avoids Naruto. Many people say he is a monster. Some well-meaning people advised me to leave him. Then I was in Mu Ye Library did some research, and that's how I knew the identity of his jinchuriki." Xing stopped, took a deep breath, and continued: "I wanted to avoid it when I first found out, but after all, I was He saved me once, and we’re used to it together, so it doesn’t matter.”
"Yeah!" Tsunade nodded.
This is fate, it must be hard for a child to take care of another child and be ostracized by almost everyone.
Looking at Xing's face, Tsunade felt distressed for no reason.
"Beautiful Sister Tsunade, hurry up, the food cooked by my elder brother is delicious!" An impatient Naruto quickly called to Tsunade who was lagging behind.
"Here we come!" Tsunade shook her head. She was a little sentimental after meeting Jiraiya and her teacher recently, but he still appreciated Sachi's kindness.
Everyone enjoyed the meal, and Jiraiya was drunk. He wanted to take advantage of Tsunade while he was drunk, but was beaten again by Tsunade.
Jiraiya was in pain and happy at the same time. Yuki really wanted to tell him that "licking a dog has no house", but this was the fun of two people, so he shouldn't express his opinion.
Looking at Tsunade and Jiraiya who drank a little too much, Sachi suddenly had a bold idea.
Then at night, he found Sandai overnight and asked him for a mission, to go out and hide first.
The confused Sandai looked at the impatient Sachi and gave him a three-month mission to inspect the border strongholds.
Then at dawn, when Tsunade took Jiraiya to get married, the third generation knew that Sachi had died a big death.
He gave drugs to Tsunade and Jiraiya who were in a daze. It was an enhanced version, multiple drugs were administered at the same time, including some secret recipe for childbirth, everything that could be administered but could not be administered.
When he woke up, Jiraiya was frightened, and so was Tsunade.
Tsunade pretended not to care, and Jiraiya also wanted to pretend to be open-minded. Then the two of them got confused, and Tsunade took Jiraiya, who she thought did not want to take responsibility, to ask their teacher for comment.
Sure enough, there is no reason for a woman who is angry, and as a top medical ninja, Tsunade can feel every corner of her body. If she sleeps with Jiraiya this time, she is very likely to get pregnant!
She gritted her teeth in hatred for Xing who drugged them both. If Xing hadn't been in Konoha, he would have really wanted to beat him to paralysis first!
The third generation was very happy that his two disciples could reach this stage. He was smiling all day long. He really wanted to reward Lucky with something that could make Tsunade and Jiraiya like this. It was much more difficult than an S-level mission. .
However, the third generation didn't even mention Sachi drugging the ninjas in his village. The result was good, but was the process important?
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