My Konoha Ninja Career

"Ha~ah~ah~!"

Du Yuanyou felt that he couldn't live like this, because his sleep paralysis was getting worse and worse. The "ghost pressure on the bed" that used to last for ten and a half months now happened almost every day, which made his sleep condition worse and worse. Oops.

Du Yuanyou has had "ghost pressure on the bed" since he was a child. As long as he lay down to sleep since he was sensible, he would feel a suffocating feeling like the whole world is pressing down on him. After so many years, he has taken medicine, seen a neurologist, and has become more energetic. However, it didn't help at all, and the final conclusion was that the pressure was too much.Lao Du, who considered himself a heartless optimist, could only accept this rather ridiculous conclusion.

However, after dealing with "ghosts" for so many years, Lao Du still has a way to restrain himself, that is, try not to lie down on his back. I just sleep on my side. Apart from being tired, I can at least get some sleep.

In addition to the unpleasant feeling of "ghost pressing on the bed", Du Yuanyou also learned a lot of skills in his dreams. At least he can make himself fly in his dreams, so that the monsters baring their teeth and claws in his dreams cannot catch him. .

Du Yuanyou is a staunch atheist. Even now, he doesn't think that burning incense and worshiping Buddha can improve his sleep. At least those enlightened people who use Ma Yinglong in temples are not college students in his eyes. The politics teacher is reliable.

……

"Why? Why is this?"

People make mistakes, horses make mistakes.Du Yuanyou, who thought he was extremely safe in his dream, was now being held hostage by those monster-like things, sitting on a "chair" made of unknown metal in the center of a collapsed ruin.

Du Yuanyou sat on the chair and meditated, and then suddenly remembered that he was drunk and was thrown on the bed. A kind friend even helped him lie down. This was his life!

The huge metal seat was like a huge magnet that firmly attracted Du Yuanyou who sat on it. After several struggles to no avail, Du Yuanyou gave up with peace of mind. Anyway, he was immortal in the dream.

“$#》#”

Looking at the group of demons dancing in the gray field of vision, Du Yuanyou actually felt very happy. Seeing more and more guys gathering together and pointing at him in unintelligible words, Du Yuanyou suddenly felt that it was very funny, and then he imitated The person in the movie shouted to the figure below: "Stand back!"

"Ugh?"

Du Yuanyou stared with wide eyes as the demons and monsters that came to capture him quickly faded and then dissipated without a trace like mist.

"boom"

"Ah!" Du Yuanyou suddenly sat up from the bed. Just as he was chasing away the "demons", the world in his dream suddenly disappeared, the sky collapsed, and even he was thrown out of the dream.

"This is unscientific!" Du Yuanyou, who had recovered from his dream, rubbed his temples while sorting out all the knowledge crammed into his head.

Looking at himself in the mirror with a pale face, thick dark circles under his eyes, and a dying look, Du Yuanyou knew that he had encountered a supernatural event.

Du Yuanyou, male, 30 years old, is a very ordinary member of all living beings. He is the only older man. From today on, he has to shoulder the important task of repairing a city with a radius of one thousand square kilometers, and the world he lives in is called In a world where there is no demon or no demon, there is no supernatural power, and the first step of repairing the city is stuck.

With his thoughts on his mind, Du Yuanyou said goodbye to his friend who just got married, because he had to go to work tomorrow, and he took time off to attend his friend's wedding.

Du Yuanyou, who was sitting on the long-distance bus, felt that except for the title of Lord of Yuanyou City, all the rest was a burden, and he deliberately ignored the one that was said to be his place between reality and reality. I built the city with my own hands, but seeing the blueprint of Yuanyou City during the period of victory always flashed in my mind, and the regret was always lingering.

According to the information in my mind, I should have worked hard after time travel, then tricked the original city owner to death, turned into a serf and sang, and then wanted to pack up the entire city and bring it back. Then it was because of the so-called conflict of laws. , the wind blows the egg shells, and the wealth is gone, and people are happy.

Until Du Yuanyou's car arrived at its destination, he didn't even think about when he had crossed over. The things stuffed into his mind were scattered and unsystematic. Thinking for such a long time not only made his head hurt more. There is little progress outside.

After a hasty dinner, Du Yuanyou couldn't hold on any longer, so he could only climb onto the bed in the rental house and fell asleep deeply.

……

"Ah~! I know who will wake up first from the big dream!" Du Yuanyou felt that this was the best sleep he had ever had in his life, but looking at the still dark sky outside, Du Yuanyou felt that he had slept well , just a bit short.

After charging his mobile phone that automatically shut down, Du Yuanyou, who felt a little hungry, simply made a clear noodle soup and ate it happily.

Taking advantage of the darkness, Du Yuanyou climbed into the still-warm bed again, planning to take a nap.

But when he turned on his phone, he found that there were at least forty or fifty missed calls, all from his boss and colleagues. Looking at the date, the earliest one was from two days ago.In other words, he didn't sleep short, but overslept.

Then, Du Yuanyou calmly put down the phone and covered his head with the quilt. Since it was already two days late, he no longer cared about this night.

……

"Lao Du, Lao Du..." A handsome young man grabbed Du Yuanyou who was about to walk into the company's gate.

"It's you! Lao Wang!" Du Yuanyou said lightly.

"Old Du, yes, you overtime maniac has big news when you come back! If you have been absent from work for three days, the bald old Zhang will not let you go!" The young man known as Lao Wang said to Du Yuan in a gloating tone. You said.

"Okay, why did you, the late little prince, think of coming so early today?" Du Yuanyou looked at the young man with a handsome face in surprise.

"Nothing!" The young man surnamed Wang scratched his head in embarrassment, "My dad said that if I keep being late and leaving early, he will let me become the vice president of the factory..."

"..."

Du Yuanyou looked at Wang Jun speechlessly.

Wang Jun's family runs a veterinary medicine factory. Even the major shareholder of the animal hospital where Du Yuanyou works now is Wang Jun's father. Because he doesn't want to work under his father's nose, he has to live and die after graduating from college. Being an animal doctor would at least be a little further away from his dad.

……

"Meeting now!" Dean Lao Zhang glanced at Du Yuanyou, and then began to arrange work. After the morning meeting, Lao Zhang glanced at Du Yuanyou again.

Du Yuanyou was a little embarrassed, and then obediently followed Lao Zhang up to the second floor.

"I said, Xiao Du, I gave you two days off, so you have to rest for five days! I can't even get through on the phone. Have you found a new home?" Lao Zhang said to Du Yuan with a serious look on his face. .

"How could it be so fast? I know I was wrong. Please forgive me if I am a senior!" Du Yuanyou quickly begged for mercy.

"Hmph! If I didn't know what your kid is like, I would have told him to get out if he were someone else!" Lao Zhang is still very satisfied with Du Yuanyou, who usually works hard and conscientiously. "I won't ask you why, but Don’t even think about your bonus this month, it won’t be the same next time!”

"Okay leader! You're busy!" He said as if running away and left the dean's office.Every time he was with this senior, Du Yuanyou always felt like he was meeting the dean. Because Lao Zhang was born with a serious face and was recognized as a patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder, no one was willing to be alone with this person. The good-tempered dean stayed together.

"Huh!" He passed the test for the time being, but the loss of the five to six hundred bonus made Du Yuanyou feel distressed.

"Hey! Brother Du, how are you? Have you passed the test?" The elusive Wang Jun appeared behind Du Yuanyou.

"Drink! You walk like a cat, that's me, and others can't scare you to death!" Du Yuanyou said angrily, "If you pass the test, this month's bonus is gone. I feel so sorry for you!"

"Hey! Don't feel bad. Are you going to Red Sun tonight?" Wang Jun patted Du Yuanyou's shoulder to comfort him, and then asked.

"I won't go. This month's plans have been disrupted. I have no money!" Du Yuanyou said angrily.

"No! It's not appropriate for everyone to go but you can't go. I'll pay for it!" Wang Jun patted his chest generously and said.

"Then don't go! It's not enough to trick you. I haven't had much energy these past two days. I'll go home and rest after work!" Du Yuanyou didn't fall for the trick at all.Because every time this kid drank too much, he became a piece of shit and got into trouble from time to time. In Internet terms, he was a talkative king. After several experiences, Du Yuanyou no longer wanted to be a wingman for this guy.

"No, brother, you are my brother! I finally made an appointment with Liu Fei, please help me!" Wang Jun pinched Du Yuanyou's neck, as if they would die together if they disagreed.

"What does your appointment with Liu Fei have to do with me? You are not afraid of attracting wolves into the house, but I am still single!" Du Yuanyou was unmoved.

"Isn't Liu Fei our cousin? I said you should go too, so I agreed. Good brother, just help me this time!"

"Go, go, go, I'm getting goosebumps, get out of here!"

"Okay! The red sun at night is here to stay!" Wang Jun, who was disgusted by himself, quickly let go of Du Yuanyou and swished downstairs.

……

Du Yuanyou, whose mind was full of things, was a little out of sorts. Everyone knew that his salary had been deducted, so he felt it was excusable. In addition, it was the off-season, and there were not many people coming to see the doctor. Lao Zhang didn't say much.

Sorting out the complicated fragments in his mind cannot be completed overnight. Coupled with his original Buddha-like character, Du Yuanyou did not go crazy.Sometimes Du Yuanyou thought maliciously that if Lao Zhang encountered this, with his obsessive-compulsive personality, he might not be able to get out of the Seventh Hospital.

After processing the vaccination medical record in hand, the day's work is officially over.

Just when Du Yuanyou unlocked his car and was about to go home, Wang Jun came over.

"Brother! Remember! Red Sun! See you there or not!" After saying that, without waiting for Du Yuanyou's answer, he jumped up to his "Don't touch me" and went home suddenly.

"Alas! Enemies!" Shaking his head, Du Yuanyou got on his famous car "Phoenix" and drove away.