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Chapter 4 Uncle Sausage
The old man was trying to think of something, but suddenly several coughs interrupted him.
"Teacher, I passed the test."
Bai Zimo didn't know what happy things the old man was thinking about, so he couldn't help but remind him.
"Okay, you've passed the test."
The old man also noticed his gaffe and quickly adjusted his posture.
Bai Zimo walked towards Tang San and others.
"Hello, I am your future teacher. My name is Bai Zimo. You can call me Teacher Bai from now on. I don't have many rules, but I am very strict."
Several people also called Teacher Bai.
At this moment, a soft voice sounded.
"Selling sausages, selling sausages. Take a look, take a look, don't miss it when you pass by. Oscar brand sausages are delicious and sweet. Cheap and abundant. Only five copper coins a piece. Eat Oscar brand sausages, guarantee you Easier to pass the entrance exam."
Tang San and Xiao Wu looked sideways, and saw not far away, a man pushing a cart was selling there.The smell of meat came from the car, and some students who had already lined up went over to buy it.
The man standing behind the cart was dressed in simple gray clothes, had neat short hair, and a full beard, but he had a pair of big peach blossom eyes, and he looked specifically at the girls in the candidate team.Naturally, Xiao Wu could not escape the scanning of his eyes.It was hard to believe that that soft female voice could come from the mouth of a big man with such a rough appearance.Tang San said to Xiao Wu: "There are still a few people ahead, and you didn't eat much for breakfast. Do you want some sausage?"
Xiao Wu tilted her head and said, "It smells pretty good. Then try it."
Tang San nodded, let Xiao Wu line up here, and walked towards the cart by himself.
When he got closer, he could see that the sausage seller was about the same height as himself, and there was a wooden board nailed to the cart with four words engraved on it, Sausage Specialty.
When the seller saw someone coming, he immediately said enthusiastically, "How about a sausage? Oscar brand sausage, it's safe for all ages. The taste is the most guaranteed."
Tang San smiled and said: "Uncle, please give me two."
The expression on the seller's face suddenly became stiff, "You, what do you call me?"
Tang San was also stunned, "I call you Uncle, is there a problem?"
The seller smiled bitterly and said, "Of course there is a problem, and it's a big one. Brother, I'm only 14 years old this year, and you call me uncle?"
"Uh...you're only 14 years old?" Tang San looked at the person in front of him in surprise.
The seller said affirmatively: "That's right, my name is Oscar, I'm 14 years old, an early student at Shrek Academy, you can't just call me uncle just because my hair is a little thicker."
Tang San was speechless for a while, looking at Oscar's thick beard, he thought in his heart, your hair can't be explained just by being thicker.
"Are you really only 14 years old?" Tang San couldn't help asking.
Oscar nodded affirmatively, and said, "Of course, I am a student of the academy, and anyone you ask will know that I am 14 years old."
Tang San thought to himself, as expected of the Monster Academy, a 14-year-old boy can grow a beard to such an extent, it is absolutely a miracle.
Oscar picked up two bamboo sticks from his trolley, and passed two sausages ten centimeters long to Tang San. The sausages had been roasting on the charcoal brazier on the trolley before, exuding a strong aroma. .
Tang San took out a silver coin and handed it to him, "Senior, I'm really sorry, I was the one to be rude just now."
Oscar said softly: "It doesn't matter, just come to my sausage shop more often in the future." Tang San said cheerfully: "No problem."
"Tang San, what are you doing?" Dai Mubai walked over with the last student who signed up, that is, the cold girl he stared at for a long time before.
As soon as Oscar saw Dai Mubai, he immediately showed a bitter face, "Boss Dai, do you want some sausage?"
"Go to hell." Dai Mubai glared at him angrily, "You really embarrass the academy. I seem to have warned you more than once not to sell sausages in the academy. Do you want everyone to vomit? Tang San , this sausage cannot be eaten." Tang San asked doubtfully: "Why?"
The expression on Dai Mubai's face became a little weird, "Xiao Ao, get a new sausage."
Oscar's expression suddenly became awkward, "Boss Dai, don't worry about it. After all, we've been classmates for a few years, so you will make the new elementary school boy feel resentful towards me."
Dai Mubai snorted coldly, and said: "I'm just reminding Tang San, Tang San is my brother, he can't be fooled by you. Hurry up, don't let me do it."
Oscar obviously couldn't afford to offend Dai Mubai, so he stretched out his right hand in desperation, and called out in his soft voice, "I have a big sausage."
Yellow light suddenly condensed in his palm, two yellow halos rose from Oscar's feet, and then, a sausage exactly the same as Tang San's hand appeared in his palm.
"Uh..." When Tang San heard Oscar's words, 'I have a big sausage,' his whole body froze.This sentence is really too ambiguous.Let’s not talk about the quality of this sausage and whether it is edible.He didn't dare to eat Oscar's words alone.Especially, this sausage was bought for Xiao Wu.
Feeling Tang San's angry gaze, Oscar quickly explained: "I can't do anything about it. When using a food-type martial spirit, if you want to change the food, you must match it with a different soul curse. Words are mantras, not something I want to shout. Also, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the quality of my sausages."
Tang San quickly put the sausage in his hand back on the charcoal stove, "Let's keep your sausage for yourself. Brother Dai, thank you for reminding me."
A monster, indeed a monster.Tang San didn't know whether to laugh or cry, luckily he didn't eat the sausage, otherwise his face would be embarrassing.
The ice-cold girl Dai Mubai brought in just gave Oscar a cold look, then walked towards the queue.Oscar shrugged innocently to Tang San, "It's pity that no one eats such a delicious sausage. Hey."
Dai Mubai glared at him, "Be careful, sell sausages outside the academy. Tang San, I'll take you to pass the exam."
The two returned to the queue, Xiao Wu looked at Tang San's empty hands, "Where's my sausage?"
Tang San and Dai Mubai looked at each other, couldn't help it anymore, the two immediately burst into laughter.
The ice-cold girl stood behind Xiao Wu, a smile flashed in her eyes, and she said in a low voice, "Boring."
Xiao Wu was baffled by their laughter, "What's going on? Could it be that the sausage doesn't taste good?"
Tang San covered Xiao Wu's mouth, pulled her to his side, and whispered what happened before in her ear.
After hearing Tang San's words, Xiao Wu's pretty face suddenly turned red, "You boys are really dead. How could you have such a strange spirit."
Dai Mubai smiled and said: "We are the Monster Academy here, and martial spirits are naturally full of strange things. However, Oscar is also considered a strange flower in the academy. His martial spirit has no offensive power, but among the food-type martial spirits , but it is of the highest quality. After all, what he provides is meat. It’s just that when this guy made the martial soul, those few spells were really disgusting. People who know him will definitely not eat the sausages he made. I don’t know if it’s because of the food Wuhun, his hair is much more lush than ordinary people, and his beard will become like this if he doesn’t shave for a day. Therefore, he also has the nickname of Uncle Sausage in the academy. But he himself calls himself Sausage Specialty."
This time, even Xiao Wu couldn't help laughing, "Uncle Big Sausage, what a fun spirit."
Dai Mubai patted Tang San on the shoulder and said, "Let's go, I'll take you to pass the exam. No need to queue up." Tang San said, "Isn't this bad?"
Dai Mubai said: "Don't worry, I'm not doing favoritism, this is the treatment you deserve." While speaking, he led the two of them towards the front of the team.
"Teacher, I passed the test."
Bai Zimo didn't know what happy things the old man was thinking about, so he couldn't help but remind him.
"Okay, you've passed the test."
The old man also noticed his gaffe and quickly adjusted his posture.
Bai Zimo walked towards Tang San and others.
"Hello, I am your future teacher. My name is Bai Zimo. You can call me Teacher Bai from now on. I don't have many rules, but I am very strict."
Several people also called Teacher Bai.
At this moment, a soft voice sounded.
"Selling sausages, selling sausages. Take a look, take a look, don't miss it when you pass by. Oscar brand sausages are delicious and sweet. Cheap and abundant. Only five copper coins a piece. Eat Oscar brand sausages, guarantee you Easier to pass the entrance exam."
Tang San and Xiao Wu looked sideways, and saw not far away, a man pushing a cart was selling there.The smell of meat came from the car, and some students who had already lined up went over to buy it.
The man standing behind the cart was dressed in simple gray clothes, had neat short hair, and a full beard, but he had a pair of big peach blossom eyes, and he looked specifically at the girls in the candidate team.Naturally, Xiao Wu could not escape the scanning of his eyes.It was hard to believe that that soft female voice could come from the mouth of a big man with such a rough appearance.Tang San said to Xiao Wu: "There are still a few people ahead, and you didn't eat much for breakfast. Do you want some sausage?"
Xiao Wu tilted her head and said, "It smells pretty good. Then try it."
Tang San nodded, let Xiao Wu line up here, and walked towards the cart by himself.
When he got closer, he could see that the sausage seller was about the same height as himself, and there was a wooden board nailed to the cart with four words engraved on it, Sausage Specialty.
When the seller saw someone coming, he immediately said enthusiastically, "How about a sausage? Oscar brand sausage, it's safe for all ages. The taste is the most guaranteed."
Tang San smiled and said: "Uncle, please give me two."
The expression on the seller's face suddenly became stiff, "You, what do you call me?"
Tang San was also stunned, "I call you Uncle, is there a problem?"
The seller smiled bitterly and said, "Of course there is a problem, and it's a big one. Brother, I'm only 14 years old this year, and you call me uncle?"
"Uh...you're only 14 years old?" Tang San looked at the person in front of him in surprise.
The seller said affirmatively: "That's right, my name is Oscar, I'm 14 years old, an early student at Shrek Academy, you can't just call me uncle just because my hair is a little thicker."
Tang San was speechless for a while, looking at Oscar's thick beard, he thought in his heart, your hair can't be explained just by being thicker.
"Are you really only 14 years old?" Tang San couldn't help asking.
Oscar nodded affirmatively, and said, "Of course, I am a student of the academy, and anyone you ask will know that I am 14 years old."
Tang San thought to himself, as expected of the Monster Academy, a 14-year-old boy can grow a beard to such an extent, it is absolutely a miracle.
Oscar picked up two bamboo sticks from his trolley, and passed two sausages ten centimeters long to Tang San. The sausages had been roasting on the charcoal brazier on the trolley before, exuding a strong aroma. .
Tang San took out a silver coin and handed it to him, "Senior, I'm really sorry, I was the one to be rude just now."
Oscar said softly: "It doesn't matter, just come to my sausage shop more often in the future." Tang San said cheerfully: "No problem."
"Tang San, what are you doing?" Dai Mubai walked over with the last student who signed up, that is, the cold girl he stared at for a long time before.
As soon as Oscar saw Dai Mubai, he immediately showed a bitter face, "Boss Dai, do you want some sausage?"
"Go to hell." Dai Mubai glared at him angrily, "You really embarrass the academy. I seem to have warned you more than once not to sell sausages in the academy. Do you want everyone to vomit? Tang San , this sausage cannot be eaten." Tang San asked doubtfully: "Why?"
The expression on Dai Mubai's face became a little weird, "Xiao Ao, get a new sausage."
Oscar's expression suddenly became awkward, "Boss Dai, don't worry about it. After all, we've been classmates for a few years, so you will make the new elementary school boy feel resentful towards me."
Dai Mubai snorted coldly, and said: "I'm just reminding Tang San, Tang San is my brother, he can't be fooled by you. Hurry up, don't let me do it."
Oscar obviously couldn't afford to offend Dai Mubai, so he stretched out his right hand in desperation, and called out in his soft voice, "I have a big sausage."
Yellow light suddenly condensed in his palm, two yellow halos rose from Oscar's feet, and then, a sausage exactly the same as Tang San's hand appeared in his palm.
"Uh..." When Tang San heard Oscar's words, 'I have a big sausage,' his whole body froze.This sentence is really too ambiguous.Let’s not talk about the quality of this sausage and whether it is edible.He didn't dare to eat Oscar's words alone.Especially, this sausage was bought for Xiao Wu.
Feeling Tang San's angry gaze, Oscar quickly explained: "I can't do anything about it. When using a food-type martial spirit, if you want to change the food, you must match it with a different soul curse. Words are mantras, not something I want to shout. Also, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the quality of my sausages."
Tang San quickly put the sausage in his hand back on the charcoal stove, "Let's keep your sausage for yourself. Brother Dai, thank you for reminding me."
A monster, indeed a monster.Tang San didn't know whether to laugh or cry, luckily he didn't eat the sausage, otherwise his face would be embarrassing.
The ice-cold girl Dai Mubai brought in just gave Oscar a cold look, then walked towards the queue.Oscar shrugged innocently to Tang San, "It's pity that no one eats such a delicious sausage. Hey."
Dai Mubai glared at him, "Be careful, sell sausages outside the academy. Tang San, I'll take you to pass the exam."
The two returned to the queue, Xiao Wu looked at Tang San's empty hands, "Where's my sausage?"
Tang San and Dai Mubai looked at each other, couldn't help it anymore, the two immediately burst into laughter.
The ice-cold girl stood behind Xiao Wu, a smile flashed in her eyes, and she said in a low voice, "Boring."
Xiao Wu was baffled by their laughter, "What's going on? Could it be that the sausage doesn't taste good?"
Tang San covered Xiao Wu's mouth, pulled her to his side, and whispered what happened before in her ear.
After hearing Tang San's words, Xiao Wu's pretty face suddenly turned red, "You boys are really dead. How could you have such a strange spirit."
Dai Mubai smiled and said: "We are the Monster Academy here, and martial spirits are naturally full of strange things. However, Oscar is also considered a strange flower in the academy. His martial spirit has no offensive power, but among the food-type martial spirits , but it is of the highest quality. After all, what he provides is meat. It’s just that when this guy made the martial soul, those few spells were really disgusting. People who know him will definitely not eat the sausages he made. I don’t know if it’s because of the food Wuhun, his hair is much more lush than ordinary people, and his beard will become like this if he doesn’t shave for a day. Therefore, he also has the nickname of Uncle Sausage in the academy. But he himself calls himself Sausage Specialty."
This time, even Xiao Wu couldn't help laughing, "Uncle Big Sausage, what a fun spirit."
Dai Mubai patted Tang San on the shoulder and said, "Let's go, I'll take you to pass the exam. No need to queue up." Tang San said, "Isn't this bad?"
Dai Mubai said: "Don't worry, I'm not doing favoritism, this is the treatment you deserve." While speaking, he led the two of them towards the front of the team.
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