The Mysterious Return of Hogwarts

Dear Mr. Neo Slytherin:

I am aware of your comments about Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Here, I have to respond to your misunderstanding about the teaching arrangements at Hogwarts.

This school year, our school has planned to hire a well-known and experienced Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. He will definitely be able to bring useful knowledge to the new students in the teaching position... As for Potions, it is taught by the famous Professor Severus Snape, the master of potions, teaches. You have already met him. I believe the arrangement of teaching materials is not something worth discussing. Books are rigid, but professors are flexible... .About Professor Snape, his past resume...

As for the campus branching system, it is an ancient tradition that has been developed over the past ten centuries...

Maybe you have some misunderstanding about the teaching atmosphere of our school...

We sincerely look forward to hearing from you about Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore.

Vice-Chancellor: Sincerely, Minerva McGonagall.

.......

Neo opened the envelope in his hand, threw the admission notice into the fireplace, then unfolded another attached personal letter, and after reading it, handed it directly to Quirrell.

"Prepare a reply in my tone."

Quirrell was looking through an evil black magic book on how to use Muggle sacrifices. Hearing this, he respectfully took the letter from Neo.

"Master Neo, do you need to decline politely?"

Neo was disappointed that his servant could not understand his own will well on such a simple matter.

"What are you thinking about? Of course, it is to provide concrete evidence for the hypocrisy in this letter and refute it fiercely. Quirinus, the reason why I entrust you with such an important matter of replying to Dumbledore is that Do you value your status as a Hogwarts professor and learn more about Hogwarts’ dirty information?”

Quirrell wanted to say that Hogwarts doesn't have the "dirty information" you expected, but a great will cannot be disobeyed. He nodded, immediately picked up the quill on the table, and began to write a reply with his own hands.

When he came to the dark parts, he read them out in a low voice for Neo to criticize and correct.

"...Hogwarts hired a Squib as an administrator..." Quirrell first picked a soft persimmon he could afford to offend, the unlucky Mr. Filch.

"It is politically correct to care about Squibs. Bringing this up will only make others think you are of low character and will not gain much approval."

Neo shook his head, and Quirrell quickly sucked the words back into his quill and started writing again.

"The rangekeepers are half-giants and a danger to the children's safety. …"

Quirrell brought Hagrid out again to show off. He didn't know that Hagrid had stayed in Azkaban. It had to be 50 years ago, but Neo continued to shake his head.

"He didn't do anything to harm the little wizard at all. He's not convincing enough."

Delete and continue.

"The headmaster of Slytherin openly treats students from other houses differently, and often uses words to belittle him, which seriously dampens the learning of outstanding students... Especially in Ravenclaw House, the enthusiasm of those children who are really sincere and hard-working is very harmful to the students." There are great physical and mental harms to the growth of students..."

Quirrell seemed to have a lot of personal feelings mixed in when he wrote this paragraph. Neo looked at him with suspicion when he heard it. It was rare for him to agree with this servant's humble opinion.

"Okay, one more thing... Hogwarts should correct the character of professors. Professors should set an example. The educational results brought by wrong examples are often bad... Yes, be polite. , don’t be so emotional..."

Neo noticed that Quirrell was still writing bad things about Snape while holding his quill, his eyes were red, and he had no choice but to ask him to change the topic quickly.

"Tell me about Dumbledore, that old man has a lot of bad habits..."

Quirrell raised his head blankly, Dumbledore?

As an outstanding student from Hogwarts, even if he is now surrounded by the Dark Lord's followers...minions...he still feels from the bottom of his heart that the old man is a big shot worthy of admiration. Looking for faults with him, this kid I don’t have enough courage or brain capacity.

"Have a sweet tooth?"

"Is your dressing style too personal?"

"Lazy and often absent from school activities?"

Neo looked at Quirrell telling cold jokes and smiled coldly.

"Okay, write this down and add a sentence after it. According to an unnamed Muggle Studies professor at Hogwarts."

Quirrell's expression suddenly collapsed, and his innocent eyes widened.

The joys and sorrows between people are not the same. At this time, Quirrell felt very wronged, while Neo was very happy.

Nagini, who was basking in the sun, felt that these two people were not fools.

.......

That night, Minerva found Dumbledore again. The old man wandered around outside during the day, and was brought back to the tower of the principal's office by the Phoenix at night.

Dumbledore, who was about to declare that "the recruitment of Defense Against the Dark Arts professors has made great progress", was suddenly confused when he faced Professor McGonagall with a cheerful expression. He thought that Minerva must have come to him with many complaints, but In fact, she only handed over a letter.

"Did the kid reply?"

"Which one do you say?"

Mag made a riddle.

"Harry Potter?" Dumbledore took the letter as if picking up a multi-flavor bean. He always liked to guess his favorite flavor.

Sure enough, Professor McGonagall shook her head.

"Harry Potter hasn't yet. I've sent an owl to send another copy. This is the reply from Neo's boy."

Dumbledore authorized Professor McGonagall to view all correspondence related to his school, and even to give direct approval without going through him. This is trust, and it is also the usual excellent character of lazy capitalists.

So when he saw Minerva's slightly raised corners of her mouth, Dumbledore intuitively felt that the content of this letter would be very interesting, because today Minerva did not use "Slytherin boy" to refer to a new student, but "Neo". That kid," look at that tone.

Opening the envelope and looking at it, Dumbledore's face was extremely exciting.

"Oh, I didn't know Severus's courses were so unpopular... Well, I did give advice to many students about eating sweets, but, fancy dress?"

Dumbledore lowered his head and looked at the emerald green star pattern robe he was wearing today, paired with a hawthorn red cloak to protect him from the sun, and pointed black studded leather boots. They were very fashionable, no problem.

It's June and it's so hot in London that even the most prim gentleman chooses to go out in shirtsleeves.

Professor McGonagall noticed that the white-bearded old man deliberately changed the topic here and ignored the following remarks about "Principal Dumbledore is always keen on his own private affairs, so he is not on campus all year round." Her expression changed. cold.

"Albus, I think you should really reflect on yourself."

Dumbledore shrugged.

"Would you like a lemon drop, Minerva...Merlin's beard? I'm over 100 years old. You can't ask for too much from an old man."

Do you still know that you are over 100 years old?

"Then what should we do? This kid really doesn't seem to want to come to Hogwarts. Hey, I quite like him."

After hearing Professor McGonagall's words, Dumbledore stared at him and said a few bad words about Severus and me. Didn't you suddenly admire this little Slytherin snake?

"It's okay, I think many people will like to see this letter.