Mix the world with the system

Chapter 385: Wu Yue's Strange Hobby

Pure human army?

Yuan Lang frowned.

He must have thought about this matter, but if he wants to participate in some decisions and changes of this tribe, his current status is already not qualified.

The palms with well-defined joints were clenched suddenly, obviously there was nothing inside, but he seemed to be grasping something, with such strength that the veins on his arms were faintly protruding.

"First make the bows and arrows that the orc warriors can use, so that we can safely survive this year's beast tide.

If you can be more relaxed in winter, let's call some pure people to train first. "

Wu Yue looked at him: "The best way is to train a group of pure human fighters first, so that the clansmen can see the fighting power of these pure human fighters. Join."

Yuan Lang glanced at the little female on the opposite side appreciatively: "Your brain is quite easy to use occasionally."

Although the tone of the orc was appreciative, Wu Yue said that she was really not happy at all.

What do you mean it's still useful once in a while?

Is this guy insulting her or insulting her?

"Are you Chi Guoguo's discrimination against women?"

Yuan Lang chuckled: "No, I'm definitely a sincere compliment."

After all, those deep eyes were still looking at her very seriously.

Wu Yue could clearly see a message from this guy's eyes: if you don't believe me, look at my sincere little eyes.

Meow meow, you are Kazilan with big eyes!

Seeing that the pots and bowls on the table had been swept away, Wu Yue raised her eyebrows, feeling inexplicably balanced at this moment.

Although the orc on the opposite side was very expensive when eating, he was an expensive foodie, and there was not even a little soup left at the bottom of the pot.

He glanced at the orc with disgust: "You eat so much, who can afford you!"

As he spoke, he shook his head pretendingly: "It's really too much to eat."

It was the first time someone said that he ate too much, Yuan Langjun's face froze slightly, and he saw that there were pots and pots the size of his own two heads in front of the table...

Once again, he proved with action that the terminal illness of thick-skinned is really possible to attack at any time: "I used to eat a few pastries before I was full, maybe this sentence is because my body eats too much."

Anyway, the little female doesn't know how much her previous self ate, so she can just leave everything to the original body!

The orc couldn't help but look smug, he was so smart, he wanted to get on his hips for a while.

As the night was getting late, Yuan Lang was very consciously preparing to say goodbye and leave, but the look on the face of the little female was very strange.

"It's late today..."

Yuan Lang's little heart beat a few times: "So?"

Seeing the Adam's apple slipping unconsciously in the orc's throat and the tense arm muscles, Wu Yue raised her eyebrows: "Did you forget something?"

The smile on the little female's face under the moonlight reflected the moonlight, and even the curvature of that thin little face seemed to be covered by a halo.

It made Yuan Lang's already a little restless little heart beat faster.

He couldn't help but think of the way of getting along with husband and wife that his colleagues mentioned before, it seems that when saying goodbye, he should give his beloved woman a hug or...

For some reason, the orc man's usually cold handsome face turned hot.

Looking at the little female opposite her, her eyes became a little hot.

"Is this not good?"

Although they have all come to this world now, the females and males here can be together as long as they like, and they can do whatever they want before they become a couple.

After all, they are not aborigines here, and their thinking is more or less conservative.

but...

The corners of Yuan Lang's lips are slightly curved, if the little females don't mind, it's not good for him to be twitchy like a woman.

Then he took a deep breath and walked forward, his deep eyes looked at the shining little female in front of him: "What do you want?"

hug or... or kiss...

Generals from feudal dynasties are somewhat shy about such things.

Wu Yue stood up, because the orc bent slightly, the little female stood up, and the distance between the two was instantly shortened, and their breaths intertwined.

Looking at the delicate eyebrows and eyes of the little female in front of him, Yuan Lang suddenly held his breath. He suddenly wanted to reach out and touch his chest, because the violent beating of the heart made him a little worried that it would jump out in a second.

"It's so late, shouldn't you wash the pots and pans before leaving?"

Yuan Lang only felt as if the bricks and tiles that had just been fired were thrown into the river, and with a '呲' sound, all good fantasies were gone.

So his nervousness just now fed that blue fat man!

I'm bent over, you just show me this?

For some reason, I feel a little depressed in my heart, why is the little female I like so incomprehensible?

With a masculinity like myself already in front of my eyes, isn't there anything to be excited about?

Thinking of the little females who used to drool over his body, Yuan Lang suddenly thought of those coolly dressed women in romantic places.

With a sore heart, suddenly there is a kind of sympathy for each other.

With resentful eyes, she glanced at the uninterested little female with her waist stuck in front of her, and went to wash the pots and pans lazily.

Tong Zi, who was peeking at the door with a salute behind his back, raised his paw and wiped his face with a face that couldn't bear to look directly at him. With such a lonely host, he really...

He is so happy!

Ya's big-ass orc made him drink the wind all the way, and he hiccupped when he came back.

We must let him suffer a little from the incomprehensible host, so as to relieve his hatred of being a fool.

But in the next second, that fat butt of a certain Tong endured a suffering that his ass shouldn't have to bear. After a dull pain, his body fell into a familiar embrace in a parabola. smile.

Tongzi's unbelievable little eyes swished towards the door he had avoided before.

Sure enough, that big fart orc was standing there gloating, looking at him clearly with Chi Guoguo's envy and hatred.

He knew that this orc who was not favored by the host must have felt great jealousy towards him who occupied an important position in the host's heart.

Wu Yue turned to look at Yuan Lang: "Remember to close the door when you leave."

After finishing speaking, he entered the house with the trousers that were fluttering in the wind. After a burst of howling ghosts and wolves, the sound of the little female's steady breathing came from inside the house.

In the early morning of the next day, whether it was out of dissatisfaction with his dog host, when Tongzi woke up from a beautiful dream with yawns, he found that the touch under his jio was a little strange.

Stretched his legs and kicked: "What the hell, it's so hard!"

"Yeah, it's tough."

A gloomy voice sounded above his head, instantly scaring Tongzi out of the remaining three points of drowsiness. He turned his head with a 'Ka Ka Ka', and saw that his hind legs were kicking on his back. The host's boobs...

So that hard touch just now is...

Tongzi frowned, could it be that the way he got up today was wrong?

Wu Yue used "Education of Love" to testify the serious consequences of incorrect way of getting up for Tongzi.

Let Tongzi groan and lie on the kang to 'heal his wounds'.

After getting dressed, she walked out of the house, touched the small flat square where she kicked up to Du Bangbang, and she decisively decided to do more muscle-building training in the future.

Don't ask her what kind of muscles she has gained, it's better to pretend to use her pectoral muscles.

The sun descended on this continent with absolute enthusiasm, Wu Yue took out yesterday's cucumber slices, and put them on the straw curtains to dry one by one.

In this kind of sunshine, two days are enough.

"Moon, what are you doing?"

Looking at the slightly familiar green disc in front of him, Qingcao couldn't wait to glue his eyeballs on it to see clearly.

Wu Yue reached out her hand to catch the guy's chin in disgust, and moved it aside.

"Did you wash your face, eye poo is about to fall on my cucumber slices."

Hearing this, Qingcao immediately stretched out her hand to pick at the corners of her eyes: "Yue, you are so troublesome, as for your face, just wash it once in a while, didn't you say that you are thick-skinned and can do well?

If you wash it frequently, the skin on your face will become thinner.

The few animal skins in my family have to be washed and dried every winter before winter, and now they are much thinner. "

Speaking of this, Qingcao seemed to feel that what she said was very correct, and nodded with such a face.

Wu Yue only felt that her heart seemed to be punched by someone, and she almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood.

Damn, is that what I mean when I say thick-skinned?

It always feels like you've found the perfect excuse not to wash your face.

Too lazy to pay attention to this lazy guy, Wu Yue arranged the cucumber slices on the straw curtain to dry before picking up her small satchel and preparing to go out.

Seeing this, Green Grass, who was squatting next to the grass curtain and carefully observing the cucumber slices, quickly followed up: "Where are you going, Yue, I don't need to go out to collect today, let's go with you."

Under the slightly messy hair of the little female beside her, her eyes were full of anticipation, even a hint of flattery, and there was a little anxiety deep in her eyes.

A doubt appeared in Wu Yue's heart. Since she always exploited Qingcao and Aya to help her work, these two guys always ran fast when they saw her.

Of course, except when there is delicious food as a reward.

It's been a long time since today's initiative to ask for follower has happened. Ever since I got to know Yang Bailao's temperament, I can't wait for Amdo to grow two legs for me.

"Did you do something bad?"

The more she looked at it, the more suspicious it became.

Being stared at by such suspicious little eyes from her little friend, Qingcao felt a little flustered, her eyeballs were gurgling, wishing to throw them out of their sockets, with a face like I have something to hide from you, but I don't want to tell your little one yet expression.

Wu Yue snickered twice, Xiao Mian'er knew that she wouldn't lie at a glance.

Turning to look in the direction of Qingcao's house: "Grandma, are you looking for Qingcao? She's here."

As soon as she finished speaking, she saw the face of Qingcao in front of her suddenly change, and ran towards her house with a cry.

"Em, I ate those eggs, but I only ate three, and I gave the rest to the tribe's cubs."

Listening to Qingcao's self-confession, Wu Yue looked down at the guy's slightly thick waist: "You ate three eggs!"

Such a big egg, this guy actually eats three by himself?

The same goes for the rice bucket.

Qingcao froze for a long time as if her whole body was bound by vines, but she never heard Ah Mu's roar, so she turned her head tremblingly, and met the astonished eyes of her little friend.

Poking out his frizzy head to look outside the yard, except for a dangling dead leaf, he didn't even see a female's hair.

Immediately, she stood up angrily, "Yue, you lied to me!"

Wu Yue curled her lips: "Who made you sneaky, it looks like you did something bad, as the best friend, shouldn't you say it to make me happy?"

grass:"..."

I just felt that my knee was hurting, what kind of bad thing did I do to offend Lord Beast God, and to have such a bad partner.

Seeing her sincerely wrong expression, Wu Yue angrily stepped forward and took her hand: "Let's go, talk while walking."

The two walked all the way to the place where bricks and tiles were fired behind the tribe.

"Just leave the eggs and eat slowly. Eat three at a time. Doesn't your stomach feel uncomfortable?"

Qingcao heard the worry of her little friend, smiled and rubbed her stomach: "It's true that I'm a little full, but last time we had a few eggs that were spoiled because they were stored for a long time."

As he said that, he still had a heartache and pity on his face.

"Eggs are so delicious that everyone is reluctant to eat them. As a result, so many eggs in my family have broken down that I can't count them on one hand.

Other Mamaw's eggs were also broken, so I thought, I might as well eat the eggs while they are still alive. "

Speaking of broken eggs, Qingcao's face was full of distress, and the corners of Wu Yue's mouth twitched as she watched the expression of wanting to swallow all the bad guys.

"You can't eat broken eggs, don't challenge this."

Knowing that Yue would say this, Qingcao felt as if she drank a bowl of hot broth in her heart, it was extremely comfortable.

"I just felt that it was a pity, so I cooked one, but it was sent to Wu at night."

Hearing this, Wu Yue stopped in her tracks, stared fixedly at the grass that was sitting dead without limit for a while, and then suddenly said solemnly: "Would you like to try eating poop, I heard that it tastes good when it's hot."

Qingcao was stunned for a moment when she heard the words, and then stepped back a few steps, instantly opening the distance between her and her little friend.

"Yue, although I don't want to dislike you, isn't the habit of eating poop a bit too heavy?"

Wu Yue's face froze, and at this moment, out of the corner of her eye, she saw several tribesmen looking at her with strange expressions.

Obviously, Qingcao's big mouth must have been heard by them just now.

Wu Yue felt her face was on fire, and looked awkwardly at several clansmen: "I was joking with Qingcao, haha...haha..."

Several clansmen smiled awkwardly when they heard the words, and then Sa Yazi slipped away.

Seeing them slipping away while looking back at themselves, and finally saying something to each other from time to time, Wu Yue suddenly had a bad feeling.

It seems that the strange hobby of eating poop is about to spread throughout the tribe at an extremely fast speed like the rumor that Yuan Lang can't do it.

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