Mix the world with the system

Lan Fatty Tongzi is about to cry, this is some kind of hot chicken host, always likes to spank people's ass.

But this one-man-dominated interaction was perfectly misunderstood by the few orc warriors in front.

The tiger's body couldn't help shaking, and he covered his butt with his hands backward.

Then the sympathetic little eyes swished to Yuan Lang who was beside him.

The boss has a big appetite, can such a little female who can beat the ass of a mighty orc warrior really want it?

Yuan Lang on the side raised his chin, trying to put on a good old paper appearance.

Then he walked to Wu Yue's side and said, "Is there anything we can do?"

Wu Yue looked at the back baskets in their hands: "Isn't it delicious to pick mushrooms?"

Yuan Lang wrinkled his handsome face: "Such a rough job should not be done by handsome orc warriors like us."

Wu Yue has a cold face, do you have some misunderstanding about yourself?

She approached Yuan Lang with a smile: "Do you feel particularly tall and handsome every time you take a shower?"

Yuan Lang flicked the broken hair on his forehead: "How do you know? Have you finally felt my charm?"

Wu Yue hehe: "Because your brain is flooded."

Yuan Lang: "Don't think I don't know you're scolding me."

"Cluck! Cluck!" When the two were pressing Lai Lai, an unusually familiar cry came from the bushes beside them.

Looking at each other, Wu Yue said: "That was the rooster crowing just now."

Yuan Lang hesitated for a moment before saying: "It should be."

Wu Yue raised her chin, and skillfully summoned the orc warrior: "What are you waiting for, take a look."

Fate is so wonderful, Yuan Lang pushed aside the bushes, and the moment they poked their heads over, they met a pair of corns.

This color, this size... Ahem, the size is a bit different, after all, Wu Yue has never seen such a big hen.

"It's chicken."

"Bring back?"

Wu Yue's eyes turned, and she looked at Yuan Lang with a sparkle in her eyes: "As a powerful orc warrior, how can he collect mushrooms?"

The little hand stretched out and pointed to the hen looking for food in the bushes: "You should go hunting."

The corners of Yuan Lang's eyes couldn't help twitching: "You call this hunting?"

Knuckle fingers pointed at the hen too.

The hen looking for food looked up at the two fingers pointing at her: "cluck cluck!"

Meow, pointing at someone like this, are you polite?

I don't know if it's polite or not, but when a few powerful orc warriors came out of the bushes with chicken feathers, they just felt that it wasn't enough that the prey that was stuffed between their teeth was rude to them.

Yuan Lang looked at the chicken cakes on his animal skin boots, Jun's face was so dark that he was about to drip.

Was he out of his mind just now, or did he actually promise the little female to come and catch the chicken?Still alive?

Isn't it delicious to pick mushrooms?

The little friend on the side reached out to grab a chicken and was about to put it into the back basket when he heard a "click", and the chicken in his hand had died.

Yuan Lang looked at him with a dark complexion: "Can you warm up the oil a little?"

The orc looked confused: "What is warm oil?"

Teng Gan patted the orc's shoulder with a deep expression: "I just want you to be lighter. The chicken's neck is only so thin. If you go up with your brute force, it still has a job?"

The orc scratched the back of his head in embarrassment: "This... I have been very careful."

Teng Gan looked contemptuous: "When you have a cub in the future, will you use such strength to hug him? Just that little soft cub, when you grab it with such strength, it will click..."

As he spoke, he stuck out his tongue and rolled his eyes: "It's gone."

The orc warrior looked pale: "No... no way."

When Bitten said that, he seemed to see a miserable future for his little cub.

Teng Gan nodded seriously: "Father's development should start with every little thing."

The orc warrior looked at Yuan Lang suspiciously: "Boss, I'll listen to you."

Tenggan is really unreliable.

Yuan Lang glanced at the little female in the distance, then at the belching chickens in Tenggan's basket, and nodded solemnly: "Ang, Tenggan is not the one who fooled Brother You."

Teng Gan looked at his boss with a disillusioned face, I'm afraid you have misunderstood me.

Yuan Lang squinted his eyes and smiled, and silently said the next sentence to Teng Gan: "You are not human if you fool your brother."

Teng Gan froze, turned his head decisively, and pretended to be serious about catching the chicken.

After a while, his eyes suddenly lit up, he is not a human now, he is a tiger!

The mighty and domineering snow tiger orc warrior!

"Heck, come, come, Father loves you, come into Father's basket!"

Teng Gan, who had just confirmed his identity just now, had no time to be complacent, and the orc warrior who had been fooled by him just now said this to a big rooster.

Almost didn't give him enough thunder.

Looking at the big rooster's eyes looking up at his brother, those dark bean eyes inexplicably conveyed a message: Are you afraid of some serious illness?

The slaves collected at a very fast speed, and the baskets carried by several of them were quickly filled.

Wu Yue gathered everyone together, taught them to distinguish, and separated the poisonous mushrooms.

Seeing that there were only a few poisonous mushrooms, Wu Yue felt very relieved. Today's harvest is quite big.

"Okay, that's all for today's collection. After going back to eat food at noon, I will teach you how to deal with these mushrooms in the afternoon."

You rest for a while, I'll go see the orc warriors.

After finishing speaking, he turned around and walked towards the direction where Yuan Lang and the others were.

After seeing all the orc warriors pouting and clucking, Wu Yue felt a little disillusioned.

And Yuan Lang, who was carrying a few chickens, was even more disillusioned. Who could tell him why all the elite orc warriors he trained for so long had such virtues?

Could it be that the way he trained was wrong?

Wu Yue walked up to Yuan Lang, glanced at the chicken in the basket on his back and in his hand, and admired, "You are indeed a mighty orc warrior, just amazing."

Yuan Lang raised his chin, and said with a very proud expression: "When I was not an orc warrior, I was also an invincible general."

Wu Yue nodded: "You are awesome, you are awesome!"

The orc warriors who were addicted to catching chickens were still a little bit reluctant when they were carried out of the bushes by Yuan Lang, and they even made an appointment to continue catching chickens another day.

After taking the slaves back to her small yard and teaching them how to clean and handle the mushrooms, Wu Yue began to direct the orc warriors to build chicken coops.

Although Tenggan is a smooth talker, he is very reliable in some things.

He only said that after the chicken coop was handed over to him, he left with two orc warriors to prepare materials.