Copycat Pokemon World
Chapter 22 Food and Conquest
To be honest, Raven always thought that there was no such ingredient as meat in this world!The only food that is close to meat is the ham sausage and crispy sausage in Wuyan's snacks. However, they are not made of meat. The material used is a synthetic ingredient that is very close to the taste of meat.
Of course, it is said that elves could be used as food on the dining table a long time ago. However, because of this, many elves were almost extinct by humans. Therefore, the Elf Alliance later promulgated a law prohibiting the hunting and eating of elves. Once a country violates the rules, , will be sanctioned by the Elf Alliance.
Of course, the current Elf Alliance is a bit like the United Nations in its previous life, and its rights are still somewhat limited.
Back to the topic, so Raven didn’t see any meat in this world, but! "What the hell is Lada's tail?"
Seeing Lei Wen asking in confusion, Wu Yan shook his head angrily and said while walking: "Uncle Lei, please pay attention to the news! Didn't we announce 30 kinds of edible elf tails some time ago? I But I tried Slowpoke’s tail and Coduck’s tail for the first time, and they both tasted good.”
Feeding is too much. How can people use the water jet tail and tail wagging skills without a tail?
Raven also said why some of the ratas here have no tails. It turns out that they were cut up by the locals and used for barbecue!Are these people devils?
"Uncle Lei, please don't look like you've seen a ghost. The tails of the thirty elves can all be regenerated, and the time required is not too long. The longest one can grow out in just one year. Otherwise, the Alliance will not be able to grow it." Such a notice will be issued." With Raven's perverted eyes, Wu Yan had no choice but to explain.
"Then why don't we go eat Lanzhou fried noodles? The crispy sausage with spicy tomato sauce is also delicious." Then Wu Yan pointed to a fairly popular store and said. Judging from Lei Wen's huge reaction, he shouldn't Why don't you go eat some ratatouille tail? I really want to eat meat!But if you have crispy sausage, you can make do with it yourself!
In fact, Raven also wanted to go to the barbecue restaurant. Unfortunately, he despised Wu Yan just now and couldn't lose face. He followed the law of true fragrance.And since there is ham anyway, it’s not like I can’t accept it.
The two looked at each other and walked into the store with their own motives.
"Boss, a large portion of Lanzhou fried noodles, plus ten skewers of grilled ratatouille tails, and more spicy eggplant powder." Wu Yan's eyes lit up when he saw the menu!It turns out there is also Lada Tail BBQ here!Not bad, not bad, and delicious.
"Boss, I also want a large portion of Lanzhou fried noodles, plus 5 skewers of grilled ham sausages and 5 skewers of grilled crispy sausages." Lei Wen was not so open-minded, so he could only vent his anger by ordering sausages.
Seeing Wu Yan's cheerful look, Lei Wen felt particularly unhappy!If I had known better, I would have eaten out alone!I want to eat meat too!Meat!I haven’t touched meat for almost a week since I came to this world!How can this be done!
"I think it would be better for you, Shitou, to release the little fire monkey." How can I let this kid eat happily!
"But this is in a store. What if the little fire monkey smashes into the store?" Wu Yan said doubtfully, obviously not realizing Raven's sinister intentions.
"So? Where is your tolerance? Do you want to give up on being a trainer? Besides, if it wants to make trouble, just give it an arm and let it fight. With that little damage, can it still defeat your defense?" Raven dared to suggest this mainly because the little fire monkey's few scratches only left a few red marks.
Although it is a little heavier than when Lazy Man hit himself, it is useless. It will only cause a little trouble and will not cause any harm to Wu Yan. I have to say that the humans in this world are really awesome. No wonder the animals have increased their combat power. A thousand times over, it is still humans who dominate the world.
Wu Yan felt that what Lei Wen said made sense, even though it was obviously nonsense!
Then the little fire monkey was released, and the little fire monkey grabbed Wu Yan mercilessly. This time, Wu Yan did not lift the little fire monkey's head, but handed his arm to the little fire monkey. Without hesitation, he threw a few paws up.
However, it was of no use. Just as Raven thought, it did not cause any substantial harm to Wu Yan.
After giving away more than ten claws in a row, the little fire monkey gradually realized that something was wrong. Looking at Wu Yan's mocking face, he became angry and gave up completely after digging the last two times. After attacking, he stared at Wu Yan, with that stubborn look in his eyes, as if to say, don't think this is the end of it!
This also shows that Raven's suggestion is correct. The way the little fire monkey was captured is destined to have resentment against Wu Yan. If this resentment is not vented, the two of them will have no chance to talk. Moreover, in this state, The longer it is left alone, the heavier the resentment becomes.
Letting the little fire monkey vent as soon as possible is very helpful in establishing the relationship between Wu Yan and the little fire monkey.
Now it seems that although these two guys no longer fight like enemies when they meet, they still have a chance to chat. Fortunately, Raven's grilled sausages were soon served. This kind of grilled sausage is originally cooked food, cooked. Of course it's very fast.
Without saying a word, Lei Wen went to ask for a small plate, put five skewers of crispy sausages in it, and pushed it to Wu Yan. The meaning was very obvious, that is to let Wu Yan treat the little fire monkey to eat and establish the most basic relationship. .
However, this mentally retarded man didn't react at all, he just picked up the sausage and started chewing on it!
Fortunately, even though this guy is mentally retarded, he can still read people's looks and act. Under Raven's eyes that looked like he was mentally retarded, he finally understood Raven's intention, took out another sausage from the plate, and cooked it over a small fire. The monkey's eyes dangled and he said, "Look, it's grilled sausage! Do you want to eat it? It's delicious."
This coquettish operation made Lei Wen speechless. I am not familiar with you!Not familiar!And now you are obviously angry with you, and you are still teasing others with such a mean expression!As expected of a man with a sarcastic face, is he trying to make the atmosphere that had just eased become tense again?
Sure enough, the little fire monkey flicked his head and gave Wu Yan a slap on the back of his head. This was obviously saying: Even if I starve to death today, I will not accept a little charity from you, a mentally retarded person.
Just when Lei Wen thought there was no chance, the little fire monkey unknowingly snatched the sausage from Wu Yan's hand, and then shook the sausage with a proud look, as if to say: Little bastard, You're stupid, uncle, although I don't rely on charity, but I can rob!Then I took a bite, um, it tastes so good!
This speed of light fragrance is really unstoppable!Raven was dumbfounded. What kind of master captures what kind of elf? Such a cheap little fire monkey is a perfect match for Wu Yan!After a plate of grilled sausages, these two guys ate it and it felt like a war.
But that's okay. Raven secretly put the other five skewers of sausages over so that they could fight for a longer time. The tail of the grilled Lada that Wu Yan sent was close to Raven's belly. After all, look at him. With the price of two, Wu Yan would definitely have no chance to eat it. Keeping it would be a waste, it might as well be in his own stomach.
This is all to avoid wasting food, and I actually don’t want to eat it at all!Mmm, it smells so good!
Of course, it is said that elves could be used as food on the dining table a long time ago. However, because of this, many elves were almost extinct by humans. Therefore, the Elf Alliance later promulgated a law prohibiting the hunting and eating of elves. Once a country violates the rules, , will be sanctioned by the Elf Alliance.
Of course, the current Elf Alliance is a bit like the United Nations in its previous life, and its rights are still somewhat limited.
Back to the topic, so Raven didn’t see any meat in this world, but! "What the hell is Lada's tail?"
Seeing Lei Wen asking in confusion, Wu Yan shook his head angrily and said while walking: "Uncle Lei, please pay attention to the news! Didn't we announce 30 kinds of edible elf tails some time ago? I But I tried Slowpoke’s tail and Coduck’s tail for the first time, and they both tasted good.”
Feeding is too much. How can people use the water jet tail and tail wagging skills without a tail?
Raven also said why some of the ratas here have no tails. It turns out that they were cut up by the locals and used for barbecue!Are these people devils?
"Uncle Lei, please don't look like you've seen a ghost. The tails of the thirty elves can all be regenerated, and the time required is not too long. The longest one can grow out in just one year. Otherwise, the Alliance will not be able to grow it." Such a notice will be issued." With Raven's perverted eyes, Wu Yan had no choice but to explain.
"Then why don't we go eat Lanzhou fried noodles? The crispy sausage with spicy tomato sauce is also delicious." Then Wu Yan pointed to a fairly popular store and said. Judging from Lei Wen's huge reaction, he shouldn't Why don't you go eat some ratatouille tail? I really want to eat meat!But if you have crispy sausage, you can make do with it yourself!
In fact, Raven also wanted to go to the barbecue restaurant. Unfortunately, he despised Wu Yan just now and couldn't lose face. He followed the law of true fragrance.And since there is ham anyway, it’s not like I can’t accept it.
The two looked at each other and walked into the store with their own motives.
"Boss, a large portion of Lanzhou fried noodles, plus ten skewers of grilled ratatouille tails, and more spicy eggplant powder." Wu Yan's eyes lit up when he saw the menu!It turns out there is also Lada Tail BBQ here!Not bad, not bad, and delicious.
"Boss, I also want a large portion of Lanzhou fried noodles, plus 5 skewers of grilled ham sausages and 5 skewers of grilled crispy sausages." Lei Wen was not so open-minded, so he could only vent his anger by ordering sausages.
Seeing Wu Yan's cheerful look, Lei Wen felt particularly unhappy!If I had known better, I would have eaten out alone!I want to eat meat too!Meat!I haven’t touched meat for almost a week since I came to this world!How can this be done!
"I think it would be better for you, Shitou, to release the little fire monkey." How can I let this kid eat happily!
"But this is in a store. What if the little fire monkey smashes into the store?" Wu Yan said doubtfully, obviously not realizing Raven's sinister intentions.
"So? Where is your tolerance? Do you want to give up on being a trainer? Besides, if it wants to make trouble, just give it an arm and let it fight. With that little damage, can it still defeat your defense?" Raven dared to suggest this mainly because the little fire monkey's few scratches only left a few red marks.
Although it is a little heavier than when Lazy Man hit himself, it is useless. It will only cause a little trouble and will not cause any harm to Wu Yan. I have to say that the humans in this world are really awesome. No wonder the animals have increased their combat power. A thousand times over, it is still humans who dominate the world.
Wu Yan felt that what Lei Wen said made sense, even though it was obviously nonsense!
Then the little fire monkey was released, and the little fire monkey grabbed Wu Yan mercilessly. This time, Wu Yan did not lift the little fire monkey's head, but handed his arm to the little fire monkey. Without hesitation, he threw a few paws up.
However, it was of no use. Just as Raven thought, it did not cause any substantial harm to Wu Yan.
After giving away more than ten claws in a row, the little fire monkey gradually realized that something was wrong. Looking at Wu Yan's mocking face, he became angry and gave up completely after digging the last two times. After attacking, he stared at Wu Yan, with that stubborn look in his eyes, as if to say, don't think this is the end of it!
This also shows that Raven's suggestion is correct. The way the little fire monkey was captured is destined to have resentment against Wu Yan. If this resentment is not vented, the two of them will have no chance to talk. Moreover, in this state, The longer it is left alone, the heavier the resentment becomes.
Letting the little fire monkey vent as soon as possible is very helpful in establishing the relationship between Wu Yan and the little fire monkey.
Now it seems that although these two guys no longer fight like enemies when they meet, they still have a chance to chat. Fortunately, Raven's grilled sausages were soon served. This kind of grilled sausage is originally cooked food, cooked. Of course it's very fast.
Without saying a word, Lei Wen went to ask for a small plate, put five skewers of crispy sausages in it, and pushed it to Wu Yan. The meaning was very obvious, that is to let Wu Yan treat the little fire monkey to eat and establish the most basic relationship. .
However, this mentally retarded man didn't react at all, he just picked up the sausage and started chewing on it!
Fortunately, even though this guy is mentally retarded, he can still read people's looks and act. Under Raven's eyes that looked like he was mentally retarded, he finally understood Raven's intention, took out another sausage from the plate, and cooked it over a small fire. The monkey's eyes dangled and he said, "Look, it's grilled sausage! Do you want to eat it? It's delicious."
This coquettish operation made Lei Wen speechless. I am not familiar with you!Not familiar!And now you are obviously angry with you, and you are still teasing others with such a mean expression!As expected of a man with a sarcastic face, is he trying to make the atmosphere that had just eased become tense again?
Sure enough, the little fire monkey flicked his head and gave Wu Yan a slap on the back of his head. This was obviously saying: Even if I starve to death today, I will not accept a little charity from you, a mentally retarded person.
Just when Lei Wen thought there was no chance, the little fire monkey unknowingly snatched the sausage from Wu Yan's hand, and then shook the sausage with a proud look, as if to say: Little bastard, You're stupid, uncle, although I don't rely on charity, but I can rob!Then I took a bite, um, it tastes so good!
This speed of light fragrance is really unstoppable!Raven was dumbfounded. What kind of master captures what kind of elf? Such a cheap little fire monkey is a perfect match for Wu Yan!After a plate of grilled sausages, these two guys ate it and it felt like a war.
But that's okay. Raven secretly put the other five skewers of sausages over so that they could fight for a longer time. The tail of the grilled Lada that Wu Yan sent was close to Raven's belly. After all, look at him. With the price of two, Wu Yan would definitely have no chance to eat it. Keeping it would be a waste, it might as well be in his own stomach.
This is all to avoid wasting food, and I actually don’t want to eat it at all!Mmm, it smells so good!
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