Douluo Wuxian

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The game was a complete victory, even Wangxian and the two who didn't play were very happy.

But if you are too happy, it turns into seeking death.

Because, they, a group of minors, actually went and drank!liquor!

The amazing thing is that Master and Shrek's group of teachers don't care about them!

Wei Wuxian is really weird. Hey, when Lan Zhan and I went out together to watch Zhao Gouxiang being beaten, why were you just staring at the emperor in my hand and smiling.

Because the wine in your hand is good. ． ． ． ． ．

However, all this came from a bet between two shameless (?) teachers.

Wei Wuxian: Don’t torture children!

Hey, it's like you're not the one who sneaked out to laugh at the emperor.You weren't that old back then.

"Okay, see if I don't drink you to death." Flender said viciously.But the smile in his eyes revealed his true emotions.Seeing the master again, I don't know why, the joy that I haven't seen for many years seems to appear again.

No, you can’t get drunk even if you drink Wei Wuxian alone.

"Little San, I'm here to respect you. Thank you for your timely assistance." Dai Mubai raised the full glass of beer in front of him and gestured to Tang San.

Tang San smiled slightly, picked up his own beer and drank it down with Dai Mubai.Of course he knew that Dai Mubai didn't thank him for himself.At that time, although Dai Mubai was forced back by the opponent, he was not in danger.

His thanks came for Tang San's rescue of Zhu Zhuqing at a critical moment.

"Little San, I respect you too. Although your strength is not as good as yours, you probably won't be able to drink alcohol." Oscar picked up the glass with some malicious intentions.

Before Tang San raised his glass, Xiao Wu blocked it, "Oscar, do you want to get him drunk? I'll drink with you." Saying this, Xiao Wu fully showed her big sister's demeanor, and drank the whole glass in one gulp. ale.

Oscar drank it helplessly, but out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tang San who was sitting there also drinking with him.

Different from the harmonious toast here, Wei Wuxian over there just took a sip and his whole body exploded:

"puff--"

"My mother, what kind of wine is this? It tastes terrible. Are you sure it's not made with boiled water?"

Teachers in another private room: "It's not good for children to drink."

"Xiao Ying, you have never drank wine, how do you know this wine is mixed?"

how could I know?Wei Wuxian opened his mouth, but finally shut it up.You can't let him say that he has drank a lot, right?Tang San was still sitting next to him!

"No matter how good the wine is, it is still wine. Good wine means good character. I respect everyone." It was Ning Rongrong who stood up this time.

Does good wine mean good character?

Wei Wuxian turned his head and glanced at Lan Zhan, truly feeling the malice of this world.

Lan Zhan people are really nice.Alcohol. ． ． ． ． ．

The ancestor of Yiling refused to remember.

People from all over the place came to pay tribute to each other, even Tang San was forced to drink a few drinks. It can't be said that it was not cruel, and Xiao Wu couldn't stop him.

As for those who came to have a drink with me?

"Come on, little baby, I respect you too."

"Okay! Have some backbone!" After drinking it in one gulp, he exposed the bottom of the cup to the fat man who came to toast.It's not that Wei Wuxian doesn't know how to get drunk, but he's addicted to alcohol. It's really a pity that Lan Zhan is hiding in the quiet room because he can't drink a few bottles.

Want to get him drunk?Boy, go back and practice for another 500 years!

However, the problem when Fatty came over was that Wei Wuxian had been helping Lan Zhan to stop drinking.He was dragged away by the fat man, leaving Lan Zhan empty.

"Brother Zhan, thank you for taking care of me all the time. Rongrong toasts to you."

"Brother Ning, thank you for taking care of the baby. This cup is from Tang San to you."

"Hey, hey, don't try to trick Lan Zhan while I'm not around!" Wei Wuxian came back immediately.He grabbed a few wine glasses near Lan Zhan and drank them all in one gulp.

Lan Zhan saw that Wei Wuxian had drank several glasses of wine that was served to him, and silently picked up another glass of wine and drank it all in one gulp.

"Hey, Lan Zhan, you don't have to..."

Well, it's late.As soon as Lan Zhan drank it, his eyebrows furrowed. Then he found a quieter place, sat down, and fell asleep.

Yes, slept!

A group of people who wanted to see what Lan Zhan looked like after being drunk were greatly disappointed.Wei Wuxian touched his nose, thinking that he had the same mentality back then!

Now that Lan Zhan was asleep, Wei Wuxian no longer had any worries and immediately joined in the chaotic scene.He's not afraid. Ten jars of this little wine won't be able to knock him down!

Not long after he drank in high spirits, he felt someone standing behind him, and the atmosphere at the scene paused for a moment.

Before he could turn around, Oscar, who had been pestering him to drink just now, was pushed away by Lan Zhan.

Oh, the ancestor of Yiling was heartbroken.It's time to get drunk.

"Brother Ning, this is..."

After drinking for so long, Tang San was also a little confused.He leaned closer to Wei Wuxian and asked.

"It's nothing, just drunk."

Tang San said "Oh" and planned to go back and continue drinking, but suddenly he felt something was wrong.

Soon, he was pushed far away by Lan Zhan, and he didn't stop until he was pushed into the corner.

"Go away."

A group of people are very confused.What's going on?

"Go away." Lan Zhan forced a large area of ​​​​empty space around Wei Wuxian and made sure that no one was inside before happily (?) sitting next to Wei Wuxian.

Who knows how they saw that Lan Zhan was very happy!

Wei Wuxian looked at the sky, thought about how to word it, and then said with some difficulty: "He... is drunk."

Oh, drunk.Drunk. ． ． ． ． ．Drunk? !

Who are you lying to? Are these soul masters so easily drunk?

Wei Wuxian: I also want to know why!

The problem is, even if Lan Zhan is a poor drinker, his wine taste is still poor.

So, before Wei Wuxian could spend any more time with them there, Lan Zhan took him out.The others were left confused.

Moreover, Lan Zhan didn’t take Wei Wuxian anywhere, he took him to a place where the teachers were drinking.In the room, Flanders and the master were chatting happily, and what they drank was the emperor's smile that Lan Zhan brought last time!

Flender: Oh, I was caught stealing alcohol.

Master: "Little baby? What are you doing here?"

Lan Zhan ignored him at all, snatched the Emperor's Smile that they had placed there, and handed it to Wei Wuxian: "Wine, the Emperor's Smile."

Wei Wuxian: “I know it’s the emperor’s smile...Okay, okay! I’ll hold it in!! I won’t move!!!”

Flender and the master just looked at them silently.

Master: "By the way, Ning Zhan, your forehead seems to be crooked." The master reminded him out of kindness, but behind him he saw Wei Wuxian's expression of despair.

Grandmaster:?

How could Wei Wuxian not see it?He deliberately didn't remind Lan Zhan.Who knows what drunk Lan Zhan would do when he heard that he was wiping his forehead.

Sure enough, Lan Zhan touched his forehead.Well, okay, it is indeed crooked.But instead of tying it up, he untied it, just like he had done before, tying up Wei Wuxian's wrists and tying them with knots one after another.

Wei Wuxian looked at the forehead wiping on his hand with a speechless expression.Okay, Lan Wangji really doesn’t want to wipe his forehead.

But there are still people watching!

Wei Wuxian: "Untie Lan Zhan, the teachers are watching."

Lan Zhan repeated his old trick and began to untie Wei Wuxian's belt.

"Eh!! Okay!! Don't tie it here!!! Okay, just tie it like this!!! Okay!!! Stop moving!!!"

Well, a few teachers just wanted to poke themselves in the eyes.They are all still single.

Suddenly, Lan Zhan grabbed Wei Wuxian's collar and tried to drag him out.

"Lan Zhan, what are you going to do again?!"

"Hai Shi is here, go back and rest."

Well, okay, the Lan family's terrifying routine will not change with time.