Konoha's White Wisdom

"Young man, are you good at playing Tie?"

Drinking the happy water he brought, Uzumaki Sakigawa looked at the familiar interface on Danzo's phone and asked.

"Ah."

Danzo Shimura changed the angle of his phone and nodded.

"Which one do you belong to?"

Uzumaki Sakigawa looked at Danzo's movements without paying attention to himself, and he didn't like others looking at his mobile phone.

"Tuan Sang."

Shimura Danzo said.

"Tuansang huh?"

Uzumaki Xiaochuan thought about it carefully. As a veteran who has been around since the opening of the post bar, this Tuansang Bar seems to have a little impression. It seems to be related to the village chief's bar. The number of people seems to be four to five hundred. , although it is not as large as the village chief's bar with more than 2000 people, it is still a big bar, but it still has fewer people than my own bar.

Alas, the person who founded that bar is not good enough. As an old man with no foundation, he has been making things up during this period. No, as an experienced senior, he is using his various rich experiences to confuse the confused bar friends in various forums. Through the influence of love, they all gathered into a large bar of nearly a thousand people. If I had the background of the village chief, I am afraid that I would not be able to outnumber the village chief and would not be far behind.

"I gonna go see."

Uzumaki Xiaochuan began to search for the bar, clicked to enter, and a large close-up of the head appeared in front of Uzumaki Xiaochuan as the bar logo.

"This looks familiar."

Uzumaki Xiaochuan muttered, raised his head and glanced at the young man opposite him, then lowered his head to look at his phone, and then raised his head to look at the opposite side.

"Are you Danzo Shimura?"

Uzumaki Xiaochuan looked at the young man in front of him in disbelief.

"Well, yes."

Shimura Danzo coughed lightly and nodded, ready to accept the praise of this teacher and elder. In fact, he had no intention of receiving the respect of the villagers in a short time when he established his roots, but Hiruzen insisted on doing this, and he had no choice. , I can only accept it humbly.

"What a tasteless Tieba mark."

Uzumaki Xiaochuan put his cell phone on the table, pointed at the serious photo of Donzo on it, and shook his head in disgust.

"Ok?"

Danzo Shimura was stunned and looked at Uzumaki Sakigawa in surprise.

"Hmm, what? You're still staring at me. Take a look. What do you think when you first see this photo of yours?"

Uzumaki Sakigawa poked at the serious face of the photo on the screen and asked.

"Yeah, calm and reliable."

Danzo Shimura looked at this selfie that he took specially a few days ago and expressed his feelings. Only this kind of photo that is not angry and self-defeating can reflect the maturity of the village management and make the villagers feel at ease.

"wrong!"

Uzumaki Xiaochuan shook his head, feeling that this was simply nonsense. What was mature and stable, what was reliable and down-to-earth, from the perspective of his own standard as a post bar veteran, these things were all unqualified.

"I only see fear and alienation from my friends."

Uzumaki Sakigawa looked at Shimura Danzo with disdain,

"You deserve to be bothered by the village chief. The traffic attention of the bar is so low."

"You, why do you say that! Do you think this is such a simple thing?"

Danzo was a little angry. During this period, he used Konoha Shukone's vest to continue to be active in the bar. He even struggled all night with underground signal disconnection and 2G late at night to get the attention of [-] bar friends. Today, he is still active in the bar. It's said that people are rubbing against Sarutobi Hiruzen's traffic and it's making it unsightly. Can you bear this?Is it because the other person is his teacher's uncle in name only that he has to swallow his anger today?

Danzo Shimura rolled up his sleeves and stared at Uzumaki Sakigawa with his tiger eyes.

"What do you want to do? We are all civilized people and should be reasonable."

Uzumaki Xiaochuan quickly leaned back, tilted his stool, turned on the video, and was ready for a tactical dive at any time.

"I'll just drink some milk tea."

Shimura Danzo picked up his quilt and took a deep breath. He still had to endure it. He was already a mature ninja and had to learn to endure it.

"Oh, young people are very angry. Let's be reasonable and reasonable."

Uzumaki Xiaochuan breathed a sigh of relief. He was such an elegant and easy-going person. If he was slapped with a post, it would be very embarrassing. I am afraid that Konoha would have to scrap another medical insurance card.

"See for yourself, I'm not bragging. If I didn't have Hokage's own traffic, his mere two thousand bar friends would be nothing."

Uzumaki Xiaochuan called up his post bar and placed it in front of Shimura Danzo.

"Love Sanatorium."

Danzo Shimura looked at the name on the post and blinked secretly at the old man in front of him.

"What's that look like?"

As a man of the Uzumaki clan, this kind of prying eyes cannot escape the feeling of Uzumaki Xiaochuan.

"This bar is specially prepared by me, a man who has experienced ups and downs in life, for young people like you. I will use my rich love experience and past experiences to guide you in your confused life, so that you can go to a better future. If you don't love Just don't hurt me. If you do, throw away your medical insurance card.

In addition, communication here is communication, and learning from experience is learning from experience. If anyone falls in love in the bar, there is no need to talk about banning the account. "

Uzumaki Xiaochuan said,

"However, I will tell you what these things are used for, and you can see how many friends I have."

"1048."

Shimura Danzo said the numbers above, and then became stunned. This old man from the Uzumaki clan was really better than him.

"So let's be reasonable."

Uzumaki Xiaochuan took the phone back,

"I am actually an elder of the Uzumaki clan. This year is the 30th year of my term. When I was in charge, you were probably not even a tadpole, so you are right to listen to me, an old man. , So, young people, do you want the number of people inside to increase?"

Uzumaki Sakigawa drank the last bit of happy water and looked at Danzo.

"Please ask the elders for advice!"

Danzo Shimura looked at the actual number of people in his Dansan Bar, which was only 489 people. Five hundred was rounded up, and he was not even the bar owner, so he lowered his head.

"This kid can be taught, but his eyesight is a bit poor."

Uzumaki Xiaochuan nodded, tapping his fingers on the table beside the empty glass.

"Hey, you, yes, it's you, let's have another cup of happy water milk tea for the old man."

Shimura Danzo pointed to Yakushi Aya over there and said.

"Young man, you can't do this. You must be elegant and easy-going. Don't be too aggressive in management. You must learn from me. Look, that pretty little sister, please bring me a cup of happy water milk tea. Remember to keep it iced. Thanks."

Uzumaki Xiaochuan said gently to Medicine Master Ling over there.

"Do you understand? First of all, you must learn to be polite and easy-going in life before you can have civilized conversations and greetings on the Internet. In this way, there is no need to worry about being friends. You still have a long way to go in the future."

"Here, I will try my best."

Shimura Danzo felt that this weak aura of elegance and easy-going seemed to have nothing to do with him. His name was the man named Konoha Fierce Tiger.