Konoha's White Wisdom

"Orange compensation is being distributed. The distribution is completed. Please check it yourself. This time, an emergency plan is triggered to make adaptive adjustments to the system. The adjustment results are as follows: All thermal weapons are temporarily removed before the host fails to unify the current world."

Information was pouring out of his mind, and Tap Shui could feel the backpack reappearing in his consciousness.

Quickly entering the backpack, nothing was missing, and there was an orange box in the middle.

I quickly took out the box and found out that the paper outer shell was coated with a layer of orange paint, because there was still paint stains on the water that had not dried yet, so there was no sign of it.

"Even if you advocate not over-packaging, you are simply perfunctory. After all, I am also a second-level krypton warrior."

Tap Water complained and pulled away the thread on the box, feeling that all his money was wasted.

"If you want to enjoy higher-level services, please ask the host to increase the amount of krypton gold. After the third-level krypton warrior, the host's treatment will be improved."

A piece of text feedback in my mind.

This...

Tap Water suddenly felt that all the money he spent on krypton was paying IQ tax to the system.

Forget it, forget it, when it raises its IQ later, we can use the art of language to tactically deceive it. It would be good if we can deceive some unexpected benefits.

"Congratulations to the host for successfully opening the orange compensation gift pack and receiving the props All Heavens and Worlds Summoning Card (orange) and ten high-level summoning coupons."

"Summoning Card of All Heavens and Worlds (Orange): A summoning card randomly named by the system. It is randomly connected to the world and summoned randomly. It is time to verify the lineage (Note: This is the only one left in this broken system. It is recommended that you physically Check, the European emperor is a creature with an extremely short life span.)"

"Summon randomly, which means I might also summon all of Grandpa's chamber pots."

Tong Laishui looked at this dark card with disdain. He spent so much money to get his account banned in exchange for this kind of rubbish?Not as good as those ten memory disappearing tickets.

"If I were the European Emperor, then please summon a portal and transport me back to the original world so that I can continue to support my father."

Jia Laishui looked at the black card and made a wish, activated it according to the system's instructions and threw it into the sky.

A perfect upward throw line, and then fell rapidly, directly hitting the head of the tap water at a speed that the tap water could not stop.

The moment the summoning card was affixed, Jia Lai Shui suddenly felt that everything around him was white, and Jia Lai Shui lost his vision.

"Killing is a bad habit, but unfortunately I can't quit it."

Tap water returned to his field of vision, but he was unable to move and appeared high in the sky. There was a bottle of wine on his waist directly below, and the man with a weathered face was looking at the five various creatures opposite him with regret.

"Yasuo!"

The familiar face and shape, the temperament and the wind and waves are deeply rooted in the bones. As a qualified foster father, Tap Shui will naturally recognize him.

"Face Hayate! Hasegei!"

The sword in the man's hand was unsheathed, bringing up a terrifying tornado, which swept up the five people on the opposite side, and then disappeared from the sight of the tap water.

"Suoni Ah Krypton Pain!"

The arrogant voice reached Lai Shui's ears along with a flickering gray shadow beside the five people in the air, and the blood in his body began to boil again with this long-lost voice.

"Penta Kill!"

A surprised and enthusiastic female voice exploded in the sky.

In an instant, the wind stopped and the man appeared. The sword was sheathed. The man leaned on the sword and took out the bamboo tube at his waist to drink the wine. He looked at the five corpses that had just landed on the ground, with a look of desolation and a blue seventh-level mark on their heads. The achievement card popped up and floated in the air.

"This is how it feels, is it possible?"

Tap water looked at the man below and the sign in front of him. Could it be that he was really on a flight to Europe?

Feeling a little unreal, Jia Laishui touched the rising achievement card.

The moment the white light touched him again, the running water appeared again and he lost his vision again.

"The lottery animation has finished playing. Congratulations to the host. The summoning was successful and the achievement card (orange) was obtained."

"The achievement card (orange) can be released by the host at any time. It has a certain taunting effect and can be upgraded. It contains a certain ability of the original owner Yasuo. Please explore it by yourself."

The sight of the tap water was restored. He was still on the Hokage Rock, the sun was still rising from the horizon, and time had not been consumed. Was he really just watching the so-called summoning animation and not that world?

Jia Laishui felt that what he just said was too real. He touched his forehead and saw that the black card on it had disappeared, and he could feel a second-level achievement card in his spirit.

"The host is already a Level [-] Krypton Warrior. The lottery animation is one of the benefits after this adjustment. The achievement card level is related to the host's krypton gold level, and the system's intelligence recovery level is also related to the host's krypton gold level."

"Warning, excessive intelligence consumption, system intelligence fee is seriously insufficient, intelligent communication is partially closed, I hope the host will continue to spend money."

Damn it, as expected all the money I spent on krypton was IQ tax.

Looking at his ten high-level summoning coupons, Tong Laishui suddenly felt unsatisfied.

"bass!"

Above his head, a sign with two crutches appeared.

"Only this dog tag can give me some comfort."

The tap water looked at the sign above it. Although it was only level two, it was enough to be able to be released without level four.

"Let me see which ability it is."

The consciousness of running water communicates with the achievement card, and what is contained in it is the most important.

Three seconds later, Shui Shui trembled, put away the dog tags with infinite satisfaction, and left from the Hokage Rock.

"The God-given child prodigy Tuo'ersuo, once he entered Zu'an without his parents, he had an epiphany to kill nine with one key, and he has been a horse hunter in the canyon ever since."

In the sky above Konoha, the unique voice of a young man echoed at the beginning of the day. Countless people began to wake up from their clinging dreams, listening to the poem above and looking at the six o'clock alarm clock on the bedside. All the words of gratitude to the young man were used to welcome this wonderful day.

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"Nanako, we should go back."

In the Senju clan, Uzumaki Sakigawa looked at the calendar that had turned over halfway and proposed to Uzumaki Nanako again.

Although it's great to have sex here in Senju, this is a sad place after all. The pure love in my heart has completely followed my wife to that world. The most important thing is that my paid leave is gone. It's too late. You have to pay for the happy water you bought during your return.

"Wait until I play with Tsunade for two more days, grandpa~"

Nanako Uzumaki rushed towards Uzumaki Sakigawa and acted coquettishly, but her hand had already touched Uzumaki Sakigawa's beard that seemed to have grown one or two more times under the nourishment of the daily large bottle of happy water.

"Otherwise, don't hurt her if you don't love her. She's such a cute girl. I think all the friends in the village will like this kind of thing."

"how do you know?!"

Uzumaki Sakigawa looked at his granddaughter in astonishment. How could his granddaughter know about the secret that was about to be brought into the coffin? Apart from the Uchiha, there were only Uchiha and that little guy!