Konoha's White Wisdom

It was a sunny day as always, and the tap water walked out the door briskly. The sooner you complete the assessment today, the sooner you can paddle.

"Orochimaru, violent girls, you all came very early."

There are still a few days left for the final examination of the Ninja School. This is the time when students are taking theoretical classes, so the two people who have already started waiting on the playground are particularly conspicuous.

"Ji Laishui-kun is one minute away from the assembly time."

Orochimaru glanced to the right.

"No rush, it means I still have 60 seconds. It only takes 30 seconds to reach you at my walking speed, which means I have 29 seconds of extra time to paddle."

His eyes looked in the direction Orochimaru suggested, and the corner of his ninja uniform was exposed from behind the wall.

"Let's swing the sculls, and the boat will push away the waves~ But I abandoned the sculls that were in the way, because I have basically relied on the waves my whole life~"

He walked up to the two of them leisurely, and said to the corner of his clothes behind the wall,

"Teacher, you will be late in 29 seconds."

"Ahem, remember to arrive earlier next time, ninjas are not allowed to be late."

Kiritani Kazuto came out from behind the wall and warned, these three have sharp eyes.

"One second early is not late. Besides, who wouldn't get lost on the road of life or help an old lady cross the road?"

Waterway.

"It's all nonsense. Okay, you three come with me. It is said that the Jonin will invigilate this assessment, but I believe the specific content will not exceed what you usually learn. Be smart when the time comes, and if you pass You have to study hard with me when you follow the ninja leader. The more you learn, the more you can use to save your life in the future, do you understand?"

Kiritani Kazuto warned.

"I know, teacher, if you are such a mother-in-law, you shouldn't be in menopause."

Waterway.

"Asshole! Especially you, tap water, Tsunade and Orochimaru have some background in their families, and you are a serious commoner, can you learn it as hard as you can when you have the chance?"

Kiritani Kazuto twisted his knuckles and rubbed his temples.

"I know, it hurts, let go quickly, it's about to burst."

The sudden misfortune made Tong Shui extremely uncomfortable, but it was fun to talk and talk for a while, and it was always fun to talk.

"We're here, please be serious."

Walking to a closed classroom, Kiritani Kazuto warned again and opened the door.

"Assessors Orochimaru and Senju Tsunade, the tap water has been brought and they can start the assessment at any time."

Kiritani Kazuto respectfully addressed the person on the podium.

"Well, let me see which three little geniuses they are."

The Jonin on the podium looked towards the door.

The three of them also wanted to see this great Jonin.

It's really him.

Jia Laishui looked at the person on the stage. His face shape matched that of the mustache. It was none other than Sarutobi Hiruzen.

"Relax, don't be nervous, you will definitely have no problem if you can apply for early graduation."

Sarutobi Hiri cut his way,

"Everyone, please come to the podium and let's demonstrate the Three Body Technique first."

. . . . . .

Half an hour later, the assessment passed. In addition to the test of basic academics, there was also a test of talent. Sarutobi Hiruzen's seal released a simple illusion for the three of them to release.

But even if the tap water turns on the experience bonus and completely memorizes the seal method, it cannot be released. It can only silently release a wave of seduction techniques.

"you idiot!"

Tsunade's face turned pale and she punched the tap water back to its original shape with an iron fist.

"Tap water-kun is really boring."

Orochimaru looked at the running water with a smile on his face as he fell to the ground and held his belly.

"Talent, perfect score, pass, pass! Poof!"

Who could withstand such stimulation so early in the morning? Sarutobi Hiruzen felt a little angry and pinched his nose.

And Kiritani Kazuto, who shook his head and sighed while wiping his nosebleeds, actually taught such a student, it was unfortunate, unfortunate.

"Successful. The next three days are perfect paddling times. But why did Tsunade go so far?"

Lai Shui touched the forehead protector on his head and looked at Tsunade who was two levels apart from him and said.

"nausea."

Tsunade looked at the tap water in disgust.

"This is called reasonable use of loopholes. What do you know?"

The tap water looks like a pearl of wisdom.

"But, Tap Water, your transformation technique is really strange. You must study it frequently."

Orochimaru asked.

"I, Tap Water, am an upright person. How could I study this if I have nothing to do? I just got inspiration from time to time, that's all."

I swore that there would never be any mysterious books under my mattress. Children would not be able to read them because they would cause needle holes.

"But, Tsunade, why do you feel so bad? Even if your iron-clad figure is ashamed of yourself due to my transformation technique, you should be happy that you have succeeded in becoming a ninja."

The running water closed the distance between him and Tsunade.

"Try to say it again."

Tsunade grabbed Shui Shui by the collar and squeezed it with her left fist.

"I said, women are great, especially those with great potential like you."

Tap Water protected his face and said hurriedly, God didn't give him a handsome face, but that's not a reason to use it to catch fists.

"coward."

Tsunade released the tap water, and the latter breathed a sigh of relief. Tsunade's power is now greater than hers. In the past, she was a good man who didn't fight with women. Now she doesn't fight with her shortcomings. She is the white wisdom of Konoha. You need to understand the superficial truth.

"Well, to tell you the truth, I lost money again last night."

Tsunade whispered depressedly.

"Eh? Which gambling house? I will win it back for you tonight as my master."

Waterway.

"The one on North Street, I met a bald man last night and played eighteen games with him, but I didn't win any of them."

Tsunade Road.

"Beijie, bald man, didn't I tell you not to play with bald men? Because I'm bald, I'm stronger."

It was you who was slaughtered last night for your feelings. I have only a limited knowledge. I really can’t teach you. It’s hopeless. I’ll say goodbye.

"He must be cheating. Come with me tonight to cause trouble!"

Tsunade couldn't figure out why she had been studying gambling for two years but it still didn't work.

"Also, are you not teaching seriously?"

"I am sincere. I swear that I do my best to provide tap water, not for the IQ tax."

Tap water can only come down to talent and luck. Fat sheep is Tsunade's lifelong destiny.

"I didn't expect that you have already violated the three ninja taboos."

Orochimaru emerged from between the two of them.

I was so engrossed in talking that I seemed to have forgotten about this guy, but when it comes to the three bans, you are the most terrifying, right?Leave us there to stand firm.

"Tsunade, I remember someone said that good things should be shared, right?"

Lai Shui took off the forehead protector and put it into the inner channel of his clothes. He put one hand on Orochimaru's body and pulled off Orochimaru's forehead protector with the other hand.

"Yes, I say it often."

Tsunade also took it away and hid it, and put her hand on the other side of Orochimaru to fix it.

"North Street Revenge?"

"Pieces of armor are not left behind!"

"Let me go, I want to go home."

Orochimaru struggled, what the hell is this good thing!

However, it is meaningless under the pressure of Tsunade and Tap Water, whose strength far exceeds that of their peers.