Konoha's White Wisdom

The friendship war between Kisa and Kisa has finally come to an end, but the residual heat brought by the battle is still fermenting in Konoha.

Uchiha's Sharingan Fire Release, Hinata's Byakugan Baguazhang, Hatake Sakumo's stunning sword, and then the visual enjoyment brought by the three disciples of Hokage, and finally, there is an unexpected Matt Dai, who and Sunagakure girl lead The pure taijutsu showdown that came made the villagers of Konoha feel that they had once again found hope of becoming a ninja.

Doesn't that guy know no ninjutsu?But he's still so strong with physical skills alone.

Gradually, in the popular reviews, the 11 people who played this time plus Matt Dai, who came in midway, were dubbed the new twelve ninjas of Konoha.

Heroic calls and praises gradually echoed in the village, but none of this had anything to do with the tap water. At this moment, the tap water was lying on the bed of Konoha Hospital in the posture of a patient, and he was making a low moan from his mouth.

"I don't see anything wrong with you on the checklist. What's wrong with your tap water?"

Before going to the hospital bed, Tsunade looked at the test list for tap water and was a little puzzled. This was obviously a test list that was more normal than normal. How could she be lying on the bed and moaning all the time.

[After drinking ten bottles of medicine from me, it would be [-] million if rounded up. It hurts. ]

His mouth was muttering silently, and his eyes were getting more and more melancholy. The most important thing was that during the battle with Na Takuma, the poison he put in his mouth made him feel nothing but pungent and burning after inhaling it. I wonder if he could add some sweet and greasy fragrance?Even my lungs filled with running water and smog couldn't stand the smell.

"Tsunade, I'm afraid I can't survive."

Turning his head to look at the somewhat anxious Tsunade, Tap said.

"You, don't scare me."

The report sheet slipped from Tsunade's hand and she stared at the tap water.

"However, as long as you promise me that you won't try your best to drag me to the gambling house every day from now on, and don't think about the free prostitution card package all the time, I may still be able to be saved."

Tap water said.

"Really, really?"

Tsunade wasn't very sure what the connection was, but looking at Tap Water's expectant eyes, Tsunade's heart gradually softened, struggling, and finally wanted to agree to Tap Water's words.

"Tap water. The report from the hospital shows that you have no problems and you can be discharged."

The door to the independent ward was opened, and Orochimaru walked in with some relief, but when he saw the shocked look that the running water gave him, he suddenly felt that he had done something terrible.

"Tsunade, listen to me."

The tap water ejected directly and he sat up, swallowing his saliva and watching Tsunade, who was on the verge of going berserk, move her butt towards the bed.

"I said there's no way it's possible. You like to pretend to be disabled, right?"

Tsunade rolled up her sleeves and cracked her fists.

"You guys chat slowly, I'll take my leave first."

Orochimaru exited the ward at the right time. It seemed that today was not a good time to visit the patient. Let's wait until tomorrow to buy two bunches of bananas before making a formal visit.

"Ah, no!"

"Crack!"

The door closed and Orochimaru gradually moved away, but the screams of running water filled Orochimaru's ears at a faster rate. It seemed that Konoha Hospital's income could increase again.

In the Anorectal Department of Konoha Hospital, as the son of Sunagakure Village's strongest puppet master and the most powerful fighter of the new generation, Takuma lay on the bed with tears in his eyes, accepting the doctor's examination.

"Doctor, how is the situation?"

Chiyo asked anxiously, even though she was a strong woman, she couldn't be strong when it came to her precious son.

"The situation is a bit difficult."

The doctor looked at Takuma's miserable Kikube and shook his head with a look of compassion.

"Do you have Konoha medical insurance?"

"This, no, what?"

Chiyo is being cautious, is it possible that without Konoha's medical insurance, he can't be treated?

"It's just that his condition is a bit complicated and the cost of treatment is a bit expensive. If there is no reimbursement from Konoha medical insurance, I hope you will be mentally prepared."

A glint flashed in the doctor's eyes. He naturally recognized this person. The captain of the Sunagakure team looked a little arrogant on the stage. As a qualified Konoha doctor, we can create income for the village while showing off our medical skills. of.

"Excuse me, how much do you need?"

Chiyo subconsciously reached for his money bag. He was afraid that he would not have much money for this trip to Konoha.

"About 5 taels."

The doctor listed everything seriously, showing that he was innocent.

"This..."

Chiyo was a little embarrassed. The consumption in Konoha was too high. She never expected that she would only bring the 1 taels issued by the village when she went out this time. The other teenagers in the village also had injuries that needed treatment, so there was no money left. Running out.

"Ouch~"

Takuma couldn't help but wailed on the hospital bed, and Chiyo was also a little anxious. He took out all the money he had and counted his own 770 seven taels, and the 390 six taels his brother put here. Far away.

"you"

Seeing Chiyo struggling to take out the scattered coins, the doctor felt a little weird. Is Sunagakure Village so poor?

"I only have so much money on me. Please treat him first. I will make up for it later."

Chiyo gritted his teeth, he should have some valuable jewelry on him, and he should be able to get enough by selling it.

"Go and pay the fee first."

The doctor pushed the money to Chiyo, but the doctor couldn't afford the money. At the end, when Chiyo left, he suddenly remembered something.

"In fact, our Anorectal Department also has a discount event. We have reached a strategic partnership with Smart Spicy Tiao. Anyone who purchases and eats [-] packs of spicy strips can also receive a [-]% off coupon for the latest version of the Anorectal Department."

"One hundred packs of spicy strips, I understand."

Chiyo nodded and quickly disappeared from the doctor's sight.

"I'm just a suggestion, well, just a suggestion."

The doctor looked at the red-haired boy with an ulcerated anus on the bed and whispered.

. . . . . .

The hustle and bustle of the day gradually fell into darkness as time went by. Sarutobi Hiruzen, who had been fighting for a better tomorrow for Konoha for another day, took off his Hokage costume and rushed to the hospital.

Naturally, he had first-hand information about Tap Shui's injuries, and he could see through his pretense of illness at a glance, but as a teacher, it was inevitable to go and have a look. By the way, he was reminded that you should not stay in bed for a good time.

"Knock down!"

There was a knock on the door in the silent single ward, and the decadent boy on the bed, who was completely hopeless, weakly shouted to come in.

"Tap water, yo, what are you doing?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen pushed open the door and asked in surprise as he looked at the running water rack's tightly wrapped right leg in a sling.

"My legs were forcibly broken. However, I don't have the tap water to survive, but I have to suffer the hardships of German orthopedics. Teacher, it's too difficult for me."

Lai Shui stared at the ceiling with blank eyes, deciding whether to record this incident directly as the Konoha Orthopedics Incident in his diary.