Konoha's White Wisdom

Busy traffic, noisy people, high-rise buildings are everywhere.

It was a normal urban scene. The young man with an angry face stood in the middle of the road and looked at the sudden change in the scene and was very unhappy.

"scoff~"

A sudden stop at a speed of [-] mph. The young man looked in horror. Well, I confirmed with my eyes that it was not a hearse for time travel. According to the quantum theory of uncertainty of all things, I only need to connect Q on the outer circle to the ruthless iron hand, then the crippling blow, and then another.

"Shit を Eat べ ま し た!"

Before he could finish his thoughts, a black car stopped in front of the young man, and the grumpy driver stuck his head in to greet him.

No, it's not a zebra crossing. I'm fully responsible for anything that happens. We need to retreat tactically.

In a completely incomprehensible language, the young man looked at his situation and then at the men and women with single eyelids in the car. He decisively showed an extremely sorry look on his face and ran to the roadside.

"I wish your children will have beautiful double eyelids."

"I feel like I'm done. Really, the group is about to start. I'm just counting on my 080 Yasuo to embarrass the whole canyon, so you just cross time for me. I think my account is going to be gone."

The young man walked slowly on the street, talking to himself. As a rare species in the 21st century who has no future disputes between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, and no possibility of inheriting millions of father's debts, he feels that he is very suitable for a hero like Yasuo.

So what about the glitz and strife in the world, what about the world's fame and wealth, I have taken it lightly, I just need to support myself with a job, a cabin, a computer, holding a sword in the canyon, Q and E, E and Q again, and finally EQFR, Ctrl+ 6 To enjoy the purest pleasure in the alliance, the wildest dad in the canyon is the one who raises it. But even this pleasure has to be deprived. This world is so cruel.

In the last team battle 15 years ago, when the young man silently stabbed the jungler's blood-red father to death in a QQ and was preparing for EQF, disaster happened. He traveled through time, time travel, JOJO!Time travel?

"With this familiar feeling, I know that a person like me who is a father-in-law in the Wuyi Valley will definitely get this kind of opportunity!"

The young man's somewhat unfocused eyes instantly solidified and he shouted, looking at the completely unrecognizable Japanese around him. Under the sympathetic look of a kind passerby who took out his mobile phone to contact the mental hospital, he gave himself a slap in the face and asked in a trembling voice,

"Excuse me, is there a system? I know how to do it."

"Hey, no need, please use women's clothing to vent your excitement at the moment."

A strange sound effect sounded in my mind, not a loli sound, not a machine sound, not a mixed sound, ah, it was that man's voice!

"Nextdoor?"

The young man swallowed his saliva and tried.

"Don't tempt me. I can't show my face until the mission is completed."

Sound effects thump.

"FFFFF, may I ask where this is? Do you have a gift package for beginners? Please don't say that you haven't lowered your style."

The youth replied.

"This is "Ajin". You should have seen it in your memory. As for the novice gift package, of course it is no longer available, but there is a 6-point first deposit gift package. Young man, do you want to come? We support credit, and the countdown to its removal is 00:00:10.”

"If you hesitate, you will lose, if you are decisive, you will be in vain! Boss, I want krypton!"

Based on years of experience, the first recharge is the most cost-effective thing. The young man has no hesitation. It doesn’t matter how many times he borrows money on credit. He just treats it as a credit limit. He is a man planting trees in the desert!

"Ding dong! The first deposit gift package has arrived. Please open it within 24 hours. The account balance will be -6. After 24 hours, the balance will be negative and the balance will be reduced by one."

"The interest is a bit high, but it's not a big problem. The first step is to draw the lottery."

The young man turned into the alley, made sure there was no one there, and put his right hand behind his butt.

"Pfft~"

It's long and loud, smelly and stuffy, it's the best smell.

The young man raised his right hand surrounded by the aura of luck and pointed towards the void gift package that appeared in front of him.

"Ding dong! Congratulations on winning a random prize of Kei Nagai's bedside socks!"

"Ding dong! Congratulations on getting a random reward of Shimomura Izumi original flavor one piece at a time!"

"Ding dong! Congratulations on getting the random reward of subhuman physique!"

"The luck is still so strong."

At this moment, the young man was wearing a sock with his left hand and a right hand, and his body was still feeling warm.

"Paratrooper Two is ready!"

The young man feels that the sky is green, the ground is blue, the air is sweet, people are floating, and the sub-human body cannot die even if he wants to die. The premise is not to be discovered, otherwise the laboratory package will be very fragrant.

"Ah, with such a physique, that is to say, I can not eat, drink or sleep. I can work during the day to make money and support my father in the canyon at night. If I work for ten years with a monthly salary of 5k, I can buy a small apartment in a third-tier city. Oh, oh, that’s great,,, shit, but I don’t have any practical ability in life, but maybe I can work part-time as a drug trial volunteer.”

Immortality sounds exciting, but it has no effect on you. Currently, it is more cumbersome than practical in this world, and you will still die of old age naturally.

"System, do I want to be here forever? Or will I go to other worlds?"

It’s a familiar question. In 21 years of life, apart from raising a father in the canyon, I have been exposed to a lot of online articles, so I am naturally curious.

"Theoretically, you can travel to various worlds freely. In fact, as a weak nascent system, you can't go anywhere unless your account funds exceed [-], my European host."

"How to make money? Do you have any tasks?"

"Of course, task one: run around the street in a hentai mask and shout seven times that I am your brother, and get 10 funds in the account."

"Task [-]: Enter the demi-human research center and shout, "Hello, I am your demi-human tyrant, and make sure you don't get caught for three years to obtain account funds."

"There are only two of them at the moment. I will not tell you that if your funds are negative for 48 hours, they will be wiped out. I am not forcing you to make a choice at all. I am really polite and serious."

The wonderful sound effects are leisurely.

"Elegant and easy-going, I am your brother."

The young man looked at the socks in his hands and chose one of two options: death and money.

Phew, young people have always believed that the biggest difference between humans and animals is dignity!As a person, under such circumstances, one has to make a decision that one should make, so the young man chose the Law of True Fragrance.

"I am your brother!"

Running wildly, the macho man howled angrily.

"what!"

The whole street screamed.

~~~

"I have no shame to live, ah, that's it, there's no hope, forget it, just die."

The gloomy young man squatted behind the smelly trash can and muttered gloomily to himself. The task was not completed. The reason was that his pronunciation was not standard and he did not use standard Mandarin.

"Try again?"

"go to hell!"

"boom!"

A thunder struck in the sky, and the young man was instantly charred. Within a few seconds, the charcoal fell off, and the stunned young man was completely naked.

"European Emperor, a creature with an extremely short lifespan."

Na na in the mouth of the young man.

"It's over, the world's will has discovered us."

The voice in the young man's head was buzzing, and he was very anxious.

"Snapped!"

There was another thunder, and the young man was scorched again.

"Pooh!"

After a few seconds, the young man came back to life, spit out a mouthful of black residue, stood up decisively and started running.

"Clap clap clap!"

Crazy thunder fell, and the young man was carbonized again within a few steps. However, more and more dark clouds gathered in the sky, and it seemed that something more violent was brewing.

"I'll set you up a monkey!"

The recovered young man roared, did he deserve to be struck by lightning?It’s not like I wanted to come here. I just want to be a good canyon parent!

"boom!"

But the sky seemed to feel that a cockroach had entered his home, and he felt uncomfortable all over his body. A pillar of thunder struck down vertically from the gathering ink-stained clouds.

"Farewell, I still wanted to become the strongest system."

The sound effects in the young man's head were filled with unwillingness, but the young man was unable to make any movements. He only had consciousness for half a second. Before he could feel the burning pain, the young man disappeared in the thunder column.

"Boom!"

The dark clouds in the sky dispersed, revealing a clear sky again, but where the thunder pillar fell, a hole opened in the space. It seemed that another different realm could be seen through this hole. Before taking a closer look, the hole quickly closed again.