People don't want to die in Marvel

Tony: "Who am I?"

"I'm Tony Stark!"

"With my current martial arts, even four or five big men can't get close to me, okay!"

Wang Dian: "Stop pretending, brother."

"Don't I know who you are?"

"At home, I spend three days fishing and two days drying the nets."

"Where did you design the prison to practice?"

"And it's not like you don't know how dangerous the world is."

"With your current strength, if you don't have a battle armor."

"Whenever a mutant comes, you have to lie down."

"So you'd better spend some money to be protected."

"There is no shame in you."

"I know a very good person."

"As long as you give me money, I'll do anything!"

Tony: "You mean that Deadpool?"

"I collected some information about this guy."

"His information is similar to the information you gave."

"The power you possess is immortality."

"But this guy is very strong."

"But it's not top-notch, right?"

"And this guy is so lawless in what he does."

"If I ask him to protect me."

"I don't think I can even wipe his butt."

Wang Dian: "Brother, have you checked Deadpool's information?"

"Do you have his phone contact information?"

"I feel like I need him to do something for me right now."

"Don't look at this guy. He only has one immortal body."

"But this guy massacred an entire world in another world."

"Killing all the superheroes and supervillains of all time."

Tony: "This guy is really mentally ill!"

"Why is he killing an entire universe of heroes and villains?"

Wang Dian: "He wants to verify whether his world is a comic."

Tony: "Verify that his world is a comic?"

"What does it mean?"

Wang Dian: "The world of Deadpool was created by people."

"He's a comic book character."

"And he somehow found that out."

"So he started to test his suspicions."

"In his world, the strengths of heroes and villains are limited to the author."

"The author makes the hero strong when he is strong, and weak when he is weak."

"So he fought his way through the world and broke the dimensional wall."

"Comed into the world of his creator, the author, and killed his own author."

Tony: "In that case, is it possible that our world was created by others?"

Wang Dian: "It's highly unlikely."

"But it's not absolutely impossible."

"After all, many of the worlds I read were created by humans."

"For example, as long as you get six Infinity Stones and have the power of the universe, you can destroy the universe and create the universe."

"Another example is that if you obtain the Heart of the Universe, you can control the entire universe you are in and destroy creation."

"As long as the power is strong enough, you can create your own independent small universe."

"So I don't know if the world we have now could have been created by humans."

"But it's useless to think about it now."

"Even if this world was really created by humans."

"With your current strength and my current strength, there is no way to resist."

Tony: "That's right."

"Is that Deadpool really that strong?"

Wang Dian: "His strength lies in the fact that he will never die."

"Other people's immortality may be due to superpowers or something."

"But Deadpool's immortality is different."

"His immortality is due to the blessing of the goddess of death."

"The goddess of death governs life and death throughout the universe."

"As long as the goddess of death doesn't allow it, it's impossible for Deadpool to die."

"Even if his entire body is destroyed, not even a single cell is left."

"As long as you give him about ten minutes, he will be able to come back to full health."

Tony: "This is really an unscientific existence!"

"Can you resurrect even if your cells are gone?"

"Well, do you know how to contact the goddess of death?"

"I think I want such a blessing too."

Wang Dian: "This is simple!"

"You go kill yourself now."

"So you can meet the Goddess of Death."

"As long as you can fool the goddess of death, maybe you can also be blessed."

Tony: "Kill yourself as a joke!"

"I haven't lived enough!"

"I've entered Deadpool's phone number into Jarvis' backend."

"You can just ask Jarvis to contact Deadpool for you."

Wang Dian: "Okay."

Wang Dian hung up the phone: "Jarvis called me Deadpool."

Jarvis: "Okay sir."

Deadpool sits cross-legged on ten oil drums and eats burgers.

Just as Deadpool was preparing to die as usual to meet his beloved goddess of death, the phone on his waist rang.

Deadpool was stunned for a moment and picked up the phone: "Moses Moses."

"The call for super mercenary Deadpool is being answered."

"Hello, I'm the super mercenary Deadpool."

"I don't know who you are?"

"Do you understand my charging standards?"

"1000 million to assassinate the President of the United States."

"Get rid of..."

Wang Dian: "Stop, stop, stop."

"I just want you to get me some Adamantium."

"You should know where you can get it, right?"

Deadpool: "Are you talking about the metal in Alang's body?"

"I actually know this is sold there."

“But the price is not cheap!”

"But if I can beat him up and shoot him a few times."

"The price should be discounted."

"How much do you want?"

“The greater the quantity, the greater the intensity of optimization!”

Wang Dian: "I only need a ton!"

"Can you get it?"

Deadpool: "A ton?"

"That's not much."

"But in this case I need a team to help assist in the operation."

"And armed helicopters are needed for delivery."

"Or I can leave it somewhere and you can send someone to get it yourself?"

"In this case, I can give you a 9.9999% discount on the price."

Wang Dian: "No need, just bring it over."

"Make an offer!"

Deadpool: "Then [-] million."

Wang Dian: "Okay."

Deadpool: "What?"

"You agree?"

"You're not going to make a counteroffer?"

"My God!"

"I should offer [-] million!"

Wang Dian: "After getting the things, send them to Tony Stark's villa."

"My name is King Point Stark."

"that's it!"

Deadpool: "Don't hang up yet!"

"Do you understand the rules?"

"For hiring tasks, you need to pay a deposit of 50.00% first, okay?"

"My account number is 457124...."

Wang Dian: "Got it."

"The money will be transferred to you immediately."