Fantastic Naruto Adventure Journey

Kurama Jiji woke up from sixteen hours of deep sleep. The deep bags under his eyes showed that he still hadn't slept enough, and his pale face showed a tired look.

But he couldn't sleep anymore. He had to stay for eight hours to run for survival. His parents, two sisters, were still waiting for him to bring back something they liked.

"Jiji!! Wake up quickly, have you forgotten what day it is today!" The second sister Isu kept shaking Kurama Jiji's shoulders.

"Well... this is probably the 4380th day since I was despised by the world..." Kurama Jiji sighed listlessly.

"Today is the day when relief funds are distributed! Hurry! Go! Get it!!!" the second sister shouted excitedly.

"!!!" Kurama Jiji's eyes widened suddenly, and suddenly his eyes wandered: "Second sister, you remember it wrong... How could it be today? It must be the day after tomorrow..."

"Even if I forget the day I died, I will never forget the day the relief fund is distributed! Get up quickly!!!" The second sister shook Kurama Jiji fiercely.

"I know...I know..." Kurama Jiji shook his head helplessly, sat up from the bed, and chose the most decent white short robe in the empty wardrobe. After all, he was going to meet the Hokage to receive the relief. of.

I hope no bad boy will soil this set of clothes worth 2000 taels today.

"Don't forget, today's lucky fortune divination result is toothpaste!" The second sister giggled.

When I came to the bathroom, my coquettishly dressed mother was applying lipstick in front of the mirror. She saw Kurama Jiji getting up, gently leaving a red lip on his cheek, licking his lips and squinting with a smile: "I got the relief fund. Don’t forget to buy me the latest style of skirt…”

"No one can see you... I don't know who you are buying so many clothes for..." Kurama Jiji muttered a few words in a low voice, picked up a comb with even sparser teeth than the grandmother next door, and combed her mushroom hair. Same hairstyle.

Then I picked up the dried toothpaste tube from the sink, stuffed it into the crack of the door and squeezed it for a long time. The door panel creaked as if it was about to crack, but I still couldn't squeeze out a gram of toothpaste.

I have no choice but to squeeze out this toothpaste for half a month, so I can't brush my teeth.

"All the lucky items are empty. It seems like today is an unlucky day..." Kurama Jiji sighed.

"No matter how poor you are, you can't forget the image a gentleman should have~" Father Ibrahimovic suddenly appeared from behind, smiled and patted Jiji on the shoulder: "Think of a solution."

Kurama Jiji sighed, picked up the toothpaste tube and walked into the kitchen. He took a kitchen knife and cut it open in the middle. Finally, he got a little toothpaste foam to clean his teeth.

When I'm getting ready to go out, I have to ask my eldest sister as usual what I need to buy back today.

He swallowed and walked up to the attic cautiously. His already weak heart accelerated, and he drank a little mushroom soup last night, which made him feel a little light under his feet.

The eldest sister was humming a song relaxedly in the attic.

"Little white rabbit, white and white~"

"Pick up both ears~"

Kurama Jiji breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that the eldest sister was in a good mood today. She gently opened the attic door and spoke in a humble tone.

"Sister...the relief fund was distributed today...do you need me to buy anything?"

The eldest sister looks much younger than Kurama Jiji, just like the second sister, but she looks like a quiet girl of seven or eight years old. She wears a pair of round-rimmed glasses, lying listlessly on the table and gently stroking a little white rabbit. , said in a cold voice without looking back: "Books, more books, mathematics, science, astronomy, medicine are all fine, but if you want to use this ninja school textbook to fool me, then you are dead!"

"Yes!!" Kurama Jiji hurriedly ran away in relief.

The eldest sister's brisk singing voice came from the attic again.

"Little white rabbit, white and white~"

"Pick up both ears~"

"After cutting the arteries, cut the veins~"

"It's so cute to be still~"

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Carrying the expectations of his family, Kurama Yoshiki walked towards the center of the village excitedly.

I happened to meet two neighbor aunts who were returning from shopping for groceries. They were saying goodbye to each other peacefully. When they saw Kurama Jiji coming, they immediately fell silent and turned around to pretend not to see him.

Kurama Jiji also hates these two gossiping women. If nothing else, after he takes 21 steps, they will whisper about him.

But his father Ibrahimovic said that a gentleman must never lose his grace because of other people's impoliteness. Even when he kills them, he must remain elegant.

So you still have to say hello.

"Good morning, aunties." Kurama Jiji bowed slightly.

The neighbor's aunt turned her head away with a look of disgust and pretended not to hear.

Kurama Jiji continued walking along the street. After only 20 steps, they were already chatting more eagerly than usual.

"It's this little monster again..."

"He killed a family of four as soon as he was born..."

"Poor Yunfei's family, their two daughters are only seven years old..."

"As a result, the housing prices in our area have dropped to the price of the cemetery! They have not increased for more than ten years."

"Every glance at his house feels eerie... He doesn't turn on the lights at night, and he doesn't know what he is doing in the house. He makes strange noises in the middle of the night."

"He also always said that his father, mother and sister are not dead and are still living at home..."

"He said hello... Let's go quickly. We'll go to the shrine later to get rid of bad luck!"

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The two aunties glanced at Kurama Jiji with disgust, then turned around and went back to their respective homes.

Kurama Jiji really wanted to tell them that he didn't turn on the lights at night because the electricity bill was too expensive and he got tired easily, so he went to bed early.

The strange noise was probably made by the eldest sister when she was dissecting small animals, because she could not afford anesthesia, and the eldest sister liked to listen to the screams while dissecting live animals.

But he has become accustomed to this kind of gossip. When he was a child, he might have argued a few words and told them that his parents and sisters were still alive...

It's a pity that he now knows that if he says this, they will feel even more like a monster and reject him even more.

Kurama Jiji never thought that he was a monster, or mentally ill, or crazy, it was just that his family was different.

Other people's parents really exist in this real world, but your own parents only exist in the inner world, and only you can see them.

In addition, I receive no less love than anyone else.

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It has been six years since the last war ended, and the streets of Konoha have long returned to prosperity. It's a pity that the prosperity here does not belong to Kurama Jiji, a poor guy.

He was like a stinking monster surrounded by flies. Everyone who knew Jiji would stay away from him along the way. Fortunately, those annoying classmates did not show up. Maybe they had all graduated. Throwing stones and mud was not a good idea. I'm tired of the kid's tricks.

All the way to the Hokage Building, there were already many civilians from various countries entrusting tasks in the lobby. Because the war ended not long ago, there was little friction between the major countries, so most of them were small tasks such as finding cats, hunting dogs, and weeding. , even the bigger ones are still escort missions, and the enemies are just thieves and robbers, not even many ninjas.

Kurama Jiji looked enviously at the client handing over wads of banknotes. Any task could give him several meals. Unfortunately, he failed to pass the graduation exam, had no money to pay for re-education, and could not become a ninja. , naturally they are not qualified to take on these tasks.

In fact, the graduation exam is very simple. If you pass the theory class, you only need to release any one of the three body arts in ninjutsu, and you only need to complete a 20-meter obstacle course within [-] seconds in taijutsu.

The theory test was perfect, and the Three Body Technique was no problem. However, with Kurama Jiji's weak body, he couldn't finish the [-]-meter obstacle course. He would faint if he ran too fast.

I had no choice but to become unemployed right after graduation, and I planned to just rely on relief funds and live a normal life.

Well, it’s best to have a bowl of ramen every month.

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