About me being the shavings boss at Konoha

"Mr. Xu Hao, is it true that you just said that Gao Xiaoer will come to the press conference? Wasn't he arrested by the police?"

"Mr. Xu Hao, will Gao Xiaoer come to the scene?"

"Are you stupid...have you lost all your brains for the news?" Qin Yang finally couldn't stand it anymore and yelled, "The person who was caught by the police. The person who the police issued the announcement, his father is God, you still Do you believe he can come? Can you be more dedicated? Today is the press conference of our crew. Xu Hao has left whatever he says! I leave my words here today. If Gao Xiaoer can come to the scene today, I will When Qin Yang knelt down and kowtowed to him, I was completely convinced by him!"

As soon as he finished speaking, at the entrance next to him, a young man with messy hair and panting said, "Okay, kneel down, come on, come and kowtow to me." While panting, he walked towards the middle, holding in his hand Take Xu Hao's wheat.

The whole press conference was completely G-moved, and some reporters exclaimed: "Omygod!"

The cameras whistled excitedly and shouted, "Teacher Gao, you are so damn stable!"

Randian erupted in the audience, and the entire crew was stunned.They were all surprised that Xu Hao could come up, but Gao Xiaoer, who had been arrested by the police, also came to the scene.

Gao Xiaoer raised his hands while listening to the exclamations of the audience and said, "I'm a little breathless and I'm in a hurry. Please be patient." He coughed twice after speaking.

Qin Yang's legs were almost weak, but the people watching the crew were filled with indignation and said, "Gao Xiaoer, you are a drug addict, a drug addict, and a criminal, and you still have the nerve to come to our scene. I will call the police now. I will ask the police to arrest you." If you were arrested and you escaped from prison, you would be dead."

Gao Xiaoer came over and slapped Qin Yang loudly in front of everyone, and then looked at the others who were about to step forward, "Don't move." Then he pointed at the stunned Qin Yang, "One mouthful for drug addicts, one mouthful for another." Drug addict, I wanted to jump off the plane and beat you up. You are already a big kid. You acted in a web drama and you thought you were so popular, right? How the hell am I here to post it? I was afraid of being caught when I faced the camera at the meeting. Do you know how embarrassing your words just now made the police? Do you think the police are just for free?"

Qin Yang sweatdropped and kept retreating as he spoke a series of words.But the nightmare is not over.

"After playing a small protagonist in an online drama, you don't know what your last name is, right? It's not enough to open your mouth and not be a troll, right? You shouldn't be an actor, you should be a screenwriter. Xu Hao's handle is in my hands, Xu Hao Acting like a big name to increase your pay, don’t you wish that the spotlight of the entire press conference would be on you alone? If you are a person like you and you are still acting, I see you have no chance!”

Qin Yang couldn't bear it anymore and pushed Gao Xiaoer. "Who are you? If you say I have no chance, then I have no chance. Who are you? Security, security, pull this troublemaker down quickly. Come on, you all." What are you doing standing around, hurry up!"

Gao Xiaoer smiled again, "Oh, you are young, you are still young, you are so ignorant. You still think you are from the entertainment industry. Do you know what the crews in the entertainment industry believe in the most? Do you know why every time you turn on the camera? Do you have to respect heaven and earth in front of me? You don’t know anything but what else can you do besides yelling here? What do I do? I am a divination master. If I say you are useless, do you think anyone in the entire entertainment industry would dare to use you?" After that, Gao Xiaoer looked at the director, "That's right, director. Will you let him play the male lead again?"

Cui Yongcheng was so angry that he almost had a heart attack. The thing he regretted most today was bringing Qin Yang up. "As Xu Hao said, our crew has not officially written the script for the second season, so we have not signed a contract with the actors for the second season. Now that things have developed to this point, I now declare that not only is Qin Yang not our The leading male lead in the crew will also leave our Joker Entertainment Studio, and I hope he will get better and better in the future."

"Director...what are you talking about? I'm the male lead. If you replace me, the show will be over."

"Hahaha!" Gao Xiaoer laughed again, "You have exposed time and time again that you have no brains today, otherwise you seem to have no brains. You are a good male protagonist, but you are a disfigured male protagonist, every day Living by a mask, what will be your final outcome... You will be shot and fall to the ground. You will definitely be revived in the second season, and you have been discovered. The character in it is so smart. What will he do, change his face? Ah, your face has been changed, what use do you have?"

After saying that, there was another hooligan whistle in the audience, "Teacher Gao, you almost made a child cry, haha!"

"Teacher Gao, if your child is young, you will make his future life full of shadows."

Qin Yang felt so angry that he was about to vomit blood. Looking at the crew, no one spoke for him, and the reporters below were all laughing at him.At this time, the editor came over and grabbed him, urging him to go down first to avoid the limelight.

While being pulled down, he yelled at Gao Xiaoer angrily, "Gao Xiaoer, you don't have to die well, Gao Xiaoer, you drug addict. I will definitely sue you, I will definitely let you go to jail."

The person finally left. Gao Xiaoer picked his ears and said, "Oh, the world is finally clean." Then he took a step back. "Directors and actors, please step forward. Let's stand side by side. Don't worry, I'm not here to cause trouble." . I’ve done the calculations for your crew, and the second season will definitely be more popular than the first. If you don’t believe in my character, you should believe in my abilities!”

The director was sweating.He actually nodded instinctively. After nodding, he twisted his face and felt really confused.

"Teacher Gao, we have a lot of doubts. Isn't the person in the video you?"

"It's me, it's me. Not only did I sleep with the girl, I also took drugs. To be honest, it's really hard to smoke. I vomited after taking one sip."

Everyone was even more stunned when they heard that Gao Xiaoer admitted to taking drugs. Since it was all true, how could he let it out?

"Gao Xiaoer, Qin Yang was indeed ignorant just now. Now he has gone down. As a public figure, your appearance must have a reasonable explanation. But I think since the evidence is solid, any explanation is pale. Let me ask you Do you have a backer behind you to get you out of the police station and show up at the press conference unscrupulously? And you just mentioned the plane. As far as we know, you don’t have a plane at all. Even if you book a flight at short notice, you can’t catch it. Press conference!”

"Hey, this little brother's logical thinking is very strong. With this rhythm, Qin Yang immediately started pointing the finger at me when he got down, right? Aren't you afraid of being slapped in the face by me?"

"Huh, if you admit it yourself, unless the world is turned upside down. If you don't explain today, you will not only harm the police who released you, but also the general audience. A person who has committed a serious crime can still appear in public. The field of vision, is there any king's method?" The reporter became more and more angry as he talked.

The atmosphere below began to become serious and seemed to become depressing, because if this matter is true, every word Gao Xiaoer says next is very important. This is no longer entertainment news, but legal news. ,Social News.

Gao Xiaoer took out his hand and opened Weibo, "There are millions of people scolding me on this Weibo. Even now, there are still many people scolding me, all kinds of curses, all kinds of... Hey, I read them all I can’t go on anymore. I’m actually a very soft-hearted person, and I actually can’t bear to use the magic power that I’ve been practicing for a long time.”

Everyone was confused.The reporter then said, "Don't be pretentious. Please answer my questions head-on."

"Okay, then I also want to ask you a question. Do you believe in my ability to tell fortunes? Just nod!" After Gao Xiaoer finished speaking, the other party hesitated for a moment and nodded. Gao Xiaoer then said, "Slap yourself hard." Just slap you and you will know what I practice, and at the same time I will answer your questions honestly."

Everyone turned to look at the male reporter. The male reporter looked at so many eyes and said, "Okay!" He gritted his teeth and said, "Pah!" Hearing the crisp slap in the face, everyone felt their faces hurt. "I beat you, but I still don't know what you practice..."

"The magic trick of slapping someone in the face!" At this time, a reporter suddenly said.

The reporter understood in an instant and said angrily, "Gao Xiaoer, you are shameless, how dare you play tricks on me?"

"Why did I fool you? Don't you know the answer? But you are just a little smarter than Qin Yang." Then he gave the reporter a thumbs up and a smile.He took a step back, clapped his hands and said, "Okay, I've said it and made a fuss. It's time to talk about something serious. In view of everyone's doubts about me. You can click on Weibo to take a look and take a look at the official website Are there any new announcements?”

In an instant, everyone including the crew and security took out their mobile phones and looked at Weibo. "I found it, I found it!" a reporter shouted excitedly. "The official Weibo of the police station, the official Weibo of the police station."

"What are you talking about?" asked a security guard who didn't seem to have a mobile phone.

"I...I haven't read it yet." After saying that, he calmly sat down and started browsing.

After reading this.All the reporters were dumbfounded and looked at Gao Xiaoer in disbelief. Then the cameras were all focused on Gao Xiaoer. I don't know who took the lead in applauding first and then everyone applauded together.

Gao Xiaoer gracefully bowed to everyone, "Thank you all for your understanding and support. I forgot to answer a question. I came by helicopter. It was the first time I took a helicopter and I almost peeed. !”