About me being the shavings boss at Konoha

In the private room of the big hotel, because they arrived relatively early, several people were playing cards in the private room after ordering wine and food.And Peng Yue also said that there will be surprises.However, Peng Yue temporarily left the box in the name of the toilet.

He came to the single room upstairs, where Zhou Yang was holding a tablet and drinking red wine. "How did you come?"

"I just came up to see how my brother Di is doing. Are you connected?" Zhou Yang showed him the tablet. Through the remote device, everything in the box could be seen clearly. Then Peng Yue asked again, "Brother , this live broadcast can really make money, we have invested more than 5 yuan in it, what if we can’t get it back?”

"Look at you, how much is 5 yuan? Do you know how much I spent on this live broadcast advertising? In addition to the foreplay, at least 20 people will watch the live broadcast later. This is just to make money As one of the means, I also spent money to contact several marketing accounts. When the time comes, I will forward the video or something and write a title. Don’t you know, marketing accounts are also knowledgeable. If there is enough viewing data, we will You can still divide the money. I can guarantee you that when this game is over, you all can earn at least 3 yuan in gross profit. You only got [-] yuan each, so you will naturally get the most."

"Really, that's great. Brother Zhou, you are really talented. You can make money while dealing with Gao Xiaoer. Thank you very much."

"Go on, go on, he will be suspicious after a while."

Peng Yue took two steps and suddenly turned around and asked, "Brother Zhou, did Gao Xiaoer think that we are going to..."

"Gua Master... almost all Gua Masters, whether true or false, have one thing in common. That is, you can't count yourself and the sky. You can also see that Gao Xiaoer has set the rules. This guy is very good at rules. He doesn’t care, he doesn’t even count if someone gives out 10 yuan. There are already twelve people today, so he won’t count you. Didn’t you see, this guy won some money and was so happy that he died?”

"Okay, okay, I'll go down right away. By the way, will Mu Lanhua really show up tonight?"

"You really have a lot to do. It will definitely happen. It will definitely show up. I'll give it to you as a gift."

……

In the private room downstairs, a surprise came when the food was served. Peng Yue found two pretty girls. They were dressed in a seductive way, especially the low-cut necklines. Gao Xiao sat on the left and right. There was so much enthusiasm around Er.He complimented and complimented one after another, holding dishes and toasting wine, and from time to time he deliberately rubbed his chest against Gao Xiaoer's arm.

Finally, Gao Xiaoer was so drunk that he started talking nonsense and began to speak openly to the two girls. Peng Yue even made fun of him and deliberately dropped a peanut into the girl's collar and asked Gao Xiaoer if he could find it. If he could find it, he would do it. Have three drinks.

At this point, one of the students openly recorded a video with his cell phone and started making noises.

Gao Xiao looked at several people with a confused smile, "You guys...you guys, if I take it out, you all have to drink three cups." After saying that, he looked at the girl who was pretending to be shy and covered her chest with her palms, "Take your hands away and let me I'll take it out and I'll give you a free fortune telling." After saying that, he took the other person's wrist away, put his other hand directly in, and then turned his head and pretended to be searching hard.In fact, his whole expression was ferocious, and he didn't know what nonsense he was talking about. What made him want to cry even more was that he touched the peanuts and didn't want to take them out.Then he turned back sharply and flicked his palm at the same time, "I caught it." But the daughter screamed.

The four of them looked at each other for a moment, then suddenly burst into laughter, "Teacher Gao, where do you have any peanuts in your hand?"

"Eh, no, I clearly caught it just now. Did I catch it wrong?" After saying that, he stretched his hand in again and smiled drunkenly at the girl. "Sorry, I must have caught the wrong one just now. I asked you I'm a bit sensitive." Then the whole audience burst into laughter.

Finally, he took out the peanuts. Looking at the drunk Gao Xiaoer, Peng Yue started playing games again, telling them fortunes if they made mistakes.Taking advantage of the drunkenness, Gao Xiaoer naturally agreed. During the game, several people colluded, and Gao Xiaoer lost the most.As a result, the predictions were far from satisfactory.

"Tch, Teacher Gao must have drank too much. I obviously have more than 200 yuan on me."

"What, your mother is dead, Gao Xiaoer, what kind of predictions are you making?"

"Teacher Gao, we had so much fun tonight, I don't blame you if I make a miscalculation. But... you can tell me whether you know how to tell fortunes. If you don't know how to tell fortunes, we won't tell you nonsense." ,real?"

"Who said I can't tell fortunes? Come on, come on, I'll do the math for you again, and I'll guess your age." In the end, a total of six people guessed five of them wrongly.In the end, Gao Xiaoer burst into tears, "Actually... I don't know how to tell fortunes at all. I don't want to be like this, but the money comes too fast, and I... I can't hold back. I don't want to be a liar and harm people. If this continues I will definitely be in bad luck."

"Hey Brother Peng, he's already like this, is there any need to continue? Now everyone knows he is a liar!"

"No, we have to continue. I have spent all the money, why can't the show be done enough? If it continues tonight, he can go to jail directly." Peng Yue whispered, "You guys watch first, I have to leave first, keep an eye on him." "

"Let's go? OK, OK, I'll go too." Gao Xiaoer stood up crookedly and pulled the two girls up.

……

In the private room upstairs, there was only one girl who followed Gao Xiaoer into the room. This girl helped Gao Xiaoer, who was almost asleep, to get him up and drink a glass of water. As a result, Gao Xiaoer vomited after taking a sip, "What are these? Looks like shit." Then he looked at the girl with a smile and said, "You are so beautiful, let's play the game of finding peanuts again, okay?"

"Teacher Gao, I'm just sending you up to rest. I...I have to go." After saying that, he stood up.

But Gao Xiaoer actually picked up the girl from behind and said, "Hahaha, where are you going? Let's take a mandarin duck bath together."

In the next room, everyone except Peng Yue was here. Zhou Yang cursed and said, "I have to shut down. I have to save my friend."

A group of people watching the live broadcast shouted, "Don't turn it off, don't turn it off, go to the scene, hurry up, we will give you a big flight."

A group of people were clamoring for Zhou Yang to go to the scene, and some people had already started brushing their hair.Zhou Yang made various excuses to avoid it.

"Brother, even if you have money, you don't even make it. You're still wearing a mask. What are you afraid of? Just go and it'll be over for a while." Netizens continued to boo.Moreover, Peng Yue's three classmates were secretly anxious and signaled Zhou Yang to go quickly.

The four people secretly entered Gao Xiaoer's private room. When they arrived at the bathroom door, they heard the sound of rain inside accompanied by the sounds of men and women mingling.Zhou Yang quickly asked them to reward him, then he grabbed the door handle and opened the door suddenly, holding up a total of three mobile phones and a tablet.

But... the moment he opened the door, the water splash inside suddenly stopped.Behind the faucet, I saw Gao Xiaoer sitting on a chair smoking a cigarette, while the girl was unconscious and leaning against the wall. Then there was a flash of light. While the four people were still dumbfounded, Gao Xiaoer took pictures of them all. Come down.At the same time, he was surprised and said, "Hey, it's not Peng Yue, it's you, Zhou Yang!"

When Zhou Yang heard this, he was so frightened that he ran away. He even forgot that he was wearing a mask. He instinctively knew that he was being played.As a result, he was suddenly kicked back and fell to the ground.As a result, Sun Tie and three others appeared.I hurriedly tried to turn off the live broadcast on my tablet, but Sun Tie snatched it away again, and also confiscated the three mobile phones of the other three children.

Gao Xiaoer walked out, took his tablet and saw that there were more than 30 people watching the live broadcast online. "Damn it, you can actually start a live broadcast. What the hell..." He hated himself and kicked Zhou Yang. He took off his mask with one kick, "You're wearing a mask to plot against me. I'm just saying, how could that grandson of Peng Yue have such a brain? Come on, let me show you your face, look at your liar Zhou Yang." Face."

Zhou Yang covered his head and shouted, "Brother, I was wrong. I was really wrong. It was Peng Yue who asked me to do this and paid me to do this."

"You fart, you asked Peng Yue to make us collect more than 5 yuan, saying it would make money, you fart!"

"Hey, hey, are you stupid, are you stupid?" Gao Xiaoer scolded the audience, "This is not my live broadcast, and you are still giving gifts. You feel good about giving gifts to a liar, right? You are all being cheated by a You're very happy that the liar was fooled, right?"

"You are not a good person at all. You are also a big liar. You tell fortunes. Damn it. How can anyone believe it these days?"

"I'm vomiting, you shameless guys, I can clearly remember how you found peanuts!"

"You're done. The live broadcast has been released. You liar is just waiting to have your water meter checked."

"Congratulations, you have successfully become an Internet celebrity. Congratulations, everyone has successfully exposed your deception. Normal University, right? Don't worry, I have edited the part where you said you are a liar and posted it on the forum. You It’s time to close.”

"How could there be such a shameless person like you, who deceives students, the elderly, and especially girls. One liar exposes another liar. They are all in the same league. Now you are still laughing at the same thing. You are shameless."

Then all kinds of rotten eggs and all kinds of angry curses were thrown at the screen. Gao Xiao was looking at it... and he handed the tablet directly to Sun Tie: "Zhou Yang, Zhou Yang, the reputation I have worked so hard to accumulate has been ruined." Yeah. Go to jail." After saying that, he looked at the three frightened guys, "Where's Peng Yue, where did he die?"

"He...3...308." A classmate stuttered.

"You guys...if you don't go to college, you're going to die!" After saying that, he turned around and ran out.