Douluo - something is wrong with you useless martial soul

"Fat man, I told you not to spread rumors. I never said this before." Xiao Wu shook her braid, "From the beginning to the end, you are the only single person among us, okay?"

"Wow! Xiao Wu, you are going too far!"

Even Zhu Zhuqing, who had always been aloof, couldn't help but put his forehead on Dai Mubai's shoulder and laughed softly.

"To be honest, Fatty, you can't find any woman with your current conditions." Dai Mubai smiled wickedly and hooked Ma Hongjun's shoulders, "I guess if you give me a little signal, they will pounce on you in groups."

Hearing this, Ma Hongjun couldn't help but murmured in a low voice, "That would be too casual, and who knows if they might bring something bad with them."

Dai Mubai was stunned for a moment, "Something bad?"

"Yeah." Ma Hongjun nodded, "Wasn't it difficult to control the evil fire when I was a child? The teacher asked me to find a woman. In fact, I cooperated with Tang Yin and Tang San in the treatment at the beginning, but it hurt too much, so I thought Just relax, and then Tang Yin stopped me in private and gave me a lot of chatter."

Ma Hongjun's expression was distorted, "I was almost scared of women by what he said."

"What did he say?" Dai Mubai said with great interest, "Tell me and listen."

Zhu Zhuqing reached out and pinched Dai Mubai, "Stop talking to me."

"You will always meet the right one." Oscar patted Ma Hongjun on the shoulder, with a little sympathy on his face, "I can almost think of what he would say."

Tang San was stunned, "Is there such a thing?"

"Your brother has done a lot of good things behind your back." Dai Mubai curled his lips, "I was fooled by him back then. If I hadn't had Zhu Qing, maybe Fatty and I would have been single brothers. I don't know. How did he know so much when he was only [-] years old?"

Zhu Zhuqing quickly found the blind spot, his expression seemed a little subtle, "Dai Mubai, you..."

"No, Zhuqing, I was scared back before I could even start, I swear!"

Zhu Zhuqing still had a delicate expression, "It's okay, I can understand it. When a man sees a woman, he is like a beast seeing flesh. He can't control himself to some extent."

Dai Mubai immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and then saw Zhu Zhuqing making a scissors gesture, and continued, "But as a person who tames wild beasts, I can choose to sew the beast's mouth shut."

Dai Mubai subconsciously tensed up his body and shook his head wildly.

Zhu Zhuqing then snorted, "I don't care whether you have any thoughts or not, and I can't control it, but if you dare to put it into practice, I dare to make you inhumane in the future."

Not to mention Dai Mubai, even Tang San, Oscar and Ma Hongjun all felt an inexplicable coldness in their lower limbs.

Xiao Wu took a breath and gave Dai Mubai a thumbs up, "Boss Dai, you are very brave."

A few people were talking and laughing when they heard an angry shout coming from inside Shrek Academy, "I want to see which little bastards dare to come to Shrek to cause trouble!"

Hearing this, the Shrek Seven Monsters looked at each other, but Oscar spoke first, "Teacher Zhao?"

Ma Hongjun nodded, "It sounds similar."

"I agree." Xiao Wu followed suit.

Sure enough, the next moment I saw a strong man nearly two meters tall striding out. He stopped when he saw a few people, but soon frowned and walked over at a faster speed, " Little fat man, are you going to bring someone to cause trouble?"

"Hey, Teacher Zhao, please take a closer look." Ma Hongjun leaned over rather doggedly.

It's not surprising that Zhao Wuji knew Ma Hongjun. After all, Ma Hongjun chose to stay, got a title in Tiandou, and went to the academy at every turn, so Zhao Wuji and others were no strangers to him.

Zhao Wuji looked around, looked carefully for a moment, and then raised his eyebrows, "Hey, I wonder who dares to come to Shrek to cause trouble. It turns out that it's the little monster who came back to visit his relatives, but this..."

Zhao Wuji frowned and stared at Tang San, "Who are you?"

Tang San couldn't help but sigh, but when he raised his head, he was stunned for a moment, and immediately clasped his fists, "I am Tang Yin, a disciple of the Haotian Sect. This time I have something to do and want to see Tang San of your house."

Not to mention Zhao Wuji, even the other little monsters were stunned. Before they could ask questions, they heard a clear voice, "Oh, that little friend yesterday? What a coincidence."

Everyone looked along the sound and saw Ning Fengzhi walking towards them, accompanied by a masked young man in a wheelchair and a ghost-faced young man pushing a wheelchair.

Immediately he understood that Tang San wanted to hide his identity.

"Mr. Yin." Tang San changed his direction and clasped his fists again.

Dai Mubai also looked a little stiff, but he also cupped his fists and said, "I've seen Dr. Yin."

"Oh?" The young man in the wheelchair looked over, "Listen to this voice... the person in power before Xingluo?"

"Doctor Yin is ridiculous. I am no longer the person in power."

Dai Mubai smiled a little reluctantly, after all, he was speaking ill of others not long ago.

"Sect Master Ning? This..." Zhao Wuji was a little confused.

"This is Yin Tang. Teacher Zhao can call him Doctor Yin. He is very interested in Shrek. I happened to be here to pick up Rongrong, so I brought the distinguished guests to have a look." Ning Fengzhi chuckled and waved to his daughter. , but his eyes fell on Oscar, "Xiao Ao?"

"Hello, Uncle Ning." Oscar saluted obediently.

"Well," Ning Fengzhi nodded, "It seems like you are ready?"

"That's right." Oscar gently held Ning Rongrong's hand, with unmistakable confidence on his face, "If nothing unexpected happens, I will go to the Qibao Glazed Sect to marry Rongrong next year."

Ning Fengzhi was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "Okay, then I'll wait for you to propose marriage next year."

"Your Majesty... support same-sex marriage?" It was a young man in a wheelchair who spoke, with half of his face exposed showing a strange feeling that was half a smile but not a smile.

Everyone present was stunned, and then there was some muffled laughter. Oscar twitched his lips and said, "I am a man, but my voice is a bit feminine because of my martial arts spirit."

"Ah, I'm sorry." Tang Yin suppressed the smile in his heart. He naturally knew that Oscar was a man, but [Yin Tang] didn't know that, of course he had to do a full set of acting, "I did an experiment on my eyes some time ago. If you have some questions, you can only identify people by their voices, which is rude."

"It's okay." The corners of Oscar's mouth were still twitching, but he couldn't help but look at this [Yin Tang]. Without him, this Yin Tang always gave him a weird sense of familiarity.

It’s hard to say where it’s familiar. If I had to say it, Oscar could only classify it as intuition.

Zhao Wuji didn't think so much, "Then come in, Boss Fu and Master happen to be here too."

"That's not necessary," Tang Yin tapped the armrest of the wheelchair with his finger, "I'm more interested in this disciple of the Haotian Sect than Shrek, but I just don't know if you would like to have a drink with me. .”

For a moment, everyone didn't know how to react, they all looked at Tang San.

Tang San frowned slightly. He didn't understand why this [Yin Tang] was staring at him. After a moment of silence, he said in a deep voice, "Then Tang Yin will be disrespectful and Mr. Meng will spend money."