(Comprehensive Master Pirate Tutor) Hold on to my phone bug

Aizen's heart skipped a beat when he heard Qianqiu's words "our way."

Among the figures that appeared behind the girl, the first ones to emerge were her three little ghosts. Two of them were sitting on Hackron, one behind the other, and the other was holding Reib's neck, all yelling "Wow, wow, wow".

"Child?" Ukitake Jushiro looked up and saw the yellow explosive beast stopped next to the girl, while the slender blue dragon flew in circles above everyone's heads.

"Good afternoon, everyone!" The girl's energetic voice sounded in the sky, "I am today's host Suzuran~" She held a small microphone and waved to everyone as Hackron circled to greet everyone.

"I am Fran." Compared to her, the boy wearing a huge red apple hat spoke in a plain tone, "Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen."

"Who are you calling an old woman, bald man!" Hiyori Sarugaki was the first to explode.

Mako Hirako glared at him, his ability to make people angry, and he heard that he belonged to the Nanye family. He also saw the yellow octopus in the group behind him excitedly waving its tentacles at him.

"I'm only nine years old." Fran squinted over, "Aren't you all old monsters?"

Hiyori choked slightly. Most of Nanaya's companions were humans. She couldn't refute a nine-year-old child.

Suzuran puffed up her cheeks in dissatisfaction at being robbed of her words. Her legs were ignited with azure flames and she jumped down from Hackron and stood in the center: "Come on, let us enter the first place now." Round competition!”

Qianqiu took the lead in applauding.

Suzuran raised her voice in response to the situation: "Whose hat is the prettiest!"

As soon as she said this, the Grim Reaper looked paralyzed, and it seemed that she didn't understand what she meant by comparing whose hat was more beautiful.

In the midst of the silence, Jingraku Shunsui pulled on his coir raincoat and asked in a kind tone, "Little sister, am I good at this?"

Aizen felt a headache and pressed his temples: "I refuse to participate." After these two months, he understood very well what the hat meant.

Qianqiu looked back at him innocently.

"What are you talking about, Grandpa Aizen!" Suzuran stared at him with wide eyes in disbelief, "Isn't this a competition between you and the God of Death?"

Aizen's face was paralyzed and he didn't want to speak. He shouldn't think so highly of Nanaya's family. To be able to live so happily with Kuru, he must also be Kuru. It was Nanaya who was usually too outstanding and made him ignore other people.

The girl spoke so naturally and confidently that Jingraku Shunsui felt a little dumbfounded. He touched his hat again and unconsciously felt that it would be easier than hating them.

Aizen didn't even wear one.

Ace couldn't help but smile half-covered. Suzuran and Qiuye had the same temperament as hers after staying together for a long time. They just had to be good judges and see if they could compete with each other after they were done.

"Open!" Suzuran looked at everyone's expressions and shouted to Fran.

Fran still had a paralyzed face, and gave a thumbs up to Suzuran, then carefully stood up on Hackron: "First, a special gift - laser!" His hands formed a scissor shape around his eyes, and green light shot out from it. The light spreads over a wide range, and the boy puts his feet on the dragon's back and makes a 360-degree rotation, ensuring that no one is left behind.

Aizen stretched out his finger expressionlessly: "Duan Kong." Yin and Dongxian immediately teleported behind him.

Byakuya Kuchiki, who was finally pulled out of Xuye Palace, followed the example of Duan Kong.

Qianqiu thought that there was her father behind her. If Aizen didn't jump, she couldn't let her father dance with him. Although her father didn't care much, she stretched out her hand to break the air.

Ace and Accelerator, who were some distance away: Huh?What about us?

In the end, Shan blinked stupidly as Ace's shot towards Accelerator was rebounded and unfortunately hit.

Accelerator suddenly realized: Ah - this is of no use to him.

Ace:? ? ?

"Let's do the opening dance together." Suzuran, who was directly under Hackron and was not affected, shouted lively. She followed Fran above and began to twist her body and start a wonderful dance.

"Ah, it looks so interesting." Lying on Zaraki Kenpachi's back, Kusuka Yachiru tapped his finger on his cheek, his pink eyes filled with joy and anticipation.

Zaraki Kenpachi: ...He doesn't want to dance.

The moment Captain Yamamoto moved his hand, he used powerful spiritual pressure and the power of the residual fire sword to break through. The control of his body was regained. He ignored the eye-catching dancing moves of others around him and looked straight at Aizen, somewhat He wondered how Aizen allowed them to exist.

That kid just shot him indiscriminately.

Aizen looked at Captain Yamamoto and forced a gentle and polite smile.

Captain Yamamoto didn't know why, but he understood a little bit about the hardships of life. He soon became sullen. He must have seen it wrong just now.

After just one minute of dancing, many people wanted to go up and grab the naughty kid and spank him.

"Do you like our warm-up?" Suzuran shouted happily into the microphone, cheering, "Let's go to our exciting hat show session now!"

Renji Abarai, who was watching the twisted dance, couldn't bear to look at it and covered his face with his hands: "What should we do now?" Thanks to the captain's wit, he also saw a strange octopus taking pictures behind the girl in the loli skirt!

Byakuya Kuchiki glanced at Aizen out of the corner of his eye, only to see him withdrawing Duan Kong.

"My hat is pretty good." Nie Yuli said narcissistically while stroking the mask with blue edges on both sides of her gold-rimmed apron.

Ishida Uryu pushed up his glasses to suppress his desire to complain.

Fran sat firmly on Hackron again. He took out a ring with 666 and put it on his finger. Then he straightened his hand, and the ring ignited indigo fire on his finger: "Hat——" He pulled The sound is long, but the pitch is still flat.

Spreading from the realm where he was, everyone soon felt that there was a little more weight on their heads.

"Hiss—" Abarai Renji took a breath. His hands were shaking as he felt the unknown shape of the big plush hat on his head. Looking at the sight made his heart tremble.

Hirako Mako looked at the huge disc hat on Aizen's head across from him with a dull expression, and it also thoughtfully outlined the appearance of "Flower in the Mirror, Moon in Water". He wanted to rub his temples to calm himself down, but his fingers inadvertently touched the top of his head. plush hat.

Very bold, this was the only thought that popped into his heart.

Aizen stayed elegant with a "smile" on his face, and he would lose if he continued to cause trouble in this situation.

"Everyone is very unique." Jushiro Ukitake's rare smile was a little stiff. The boy's move was completely indistinguishable between friend and foe, and no one in the room was spared.

How on earth did Aizen tolerate their existence.

"Can you hold on?" Ace stared at the big flame hat and shouted to the sky. He glanced around and found with satisfaction that today was not a full fruit hat. It seemed that Fran didn't have that much fruit stock.

After spending so many hallucinations, Fran's face turned a little pale. He glanced at his masterpiece with satisfaction and then lay on top of Hackron.

"It doesn't seem to work." Accelerator straightened his hat and said expressionlessly. It was incredible how long it took for him to become completely accustomed to Fran's game.

"Today's hat is great!" Suzuran praised Flanbi, "Grandpa Aizen is very handsome even in a hat!"

Aizen didn't want this handsomeness.

Matsumoto Rangiku, who was wearing an orange hat and looking at the people around her with various fruit and animal hats, couldn't help laughing: "What, are they here to be funny?"

Hitsugaya Toshiro's face was a little distorted, and he couldn't accept the image of Aizen wearing a huge hat, but it was so subversive that he couldn't help but look over there.

"Do you like the hats we sent?" Suzuran asked again, "We have a dedicated photographer who can take photos for everyone later."

Koro-sensei suddenly appeared next to her, holding a camera, his cheeks slightly pink.

Matsumoto Rangiku coughed lightly: "Is Gin's photo also okay?"

Opposite Ichimaru Gin:...

"Of course!" Koro-sensei held up the camera with his tentacles, "I can exchange it for something, Mr. Aizen's is fine too."

Aizen, who just wanted to remain elegant, had a subtle crack in his expression and quickly interjected: "I bought all my own, including the ones after."

Koro-sensei twirled his tentacles, a smile on the octopus's cheeks.

"Until Nanaya is satisfied." Aizen was still trying to keep smiling. That girl was also his Achilles' heel in a sense, "She likes those very much, doesn't she?"

"Lily of Suzu also likes it!" The little blue-haired girl raised her hand to show her presence.

Sure enough, no one said anything to him about the photo of Nanaya. Aizen raised his chin slightly: "Next item, I'm a little tired." Ichigo Kurosaki is not here either, so hurry up and go back after meeting the Shinigami.

Suzuran nodded slightly and pointed her finger on her cheek: "Culomu, do you want one?"

The girl who was called was wearing a purple grape hat and shook her head shyly: "Just ask Lord Damon to come."

"Ha, hurry up and end this party." Sukuna was full of shame at these "entertainment activities", "I also want to practice with the God of Death."

"Is there any more?" Kyōraku Shunsui was still studying the hat curiously. When he heard this, he raised his head in surprise. Just now, when Aizen said "tired", he meant that the battle was over, or that he would go back to Xuye Palace and stop making the King Key.

Captain Yamamoto wore a funny fire pillar hat with a very serious expression. Aizen's attitude towards them was really strange. Even if the little girl had the strength to compete with him for Bengyu, she was too indulgent.

Especially that sentence - until Qiye is satisfied.

Fran was also a little unable to bear the illusion. He lay on Hackron's body like a dead fish and touched the hat's illusion. He planned to go back and use photos to review his masterpiece.

"Then without further ado, let us invite the second person - Damon!" Suzuran shouted in a loud voice as she saw the hat slowly dissipating.

At this moment, Mako Hirako was a little panicked. Although there was no ending to the competition over whose hat was better, it made him clearly realize that these people were just making jokes and taking photos to use as excuses. No one cared about whose hat was the prettiest. , I don’t know if it was Qiye’s instruction.

He knew exactly what Damon did, crossdressing.

He was holding the knife with trembling hands. If this woman's clothing also covered the whole place, could he go back to his hometown?

Damon's smile appeared from the flower pendant in Qianqiu's hair, like a touch of blue mist, hazy and strange.The young man was dressed in aristocratic clothing and had a somewhat ridiculous double lightning mushroom head. His blue eyes were filled with a smile as he glanced at the God of Death in front of him.

Hirako Mako half stroked her head and then pointed at Hiyori: "Can Hiyori do it? You see, her flat chest is no different from that of a man."

When Hiyori Sarugaki was pointed out, his expression suddenly twisted: "Say it again! Bald man!"

Hirako Mako didn't look at her.

"Ha!" Hiyori sneered, "You must choose the funniest dress for the bald man!"

"Skirt?" Hitsugaya Toshiro's facial muscles were trembling next to him.

"That's right!" Suzuran echoed loudly, "Whose women's clothing looks better next!"

Death present:? ? ?

Captain Yamamoto's mind was buzzing: "I'm old and my hearing has weakened." What he just heard was definitely not women's clothing.

Jingraku Shunsui lowered his head and looked at himself. He couldn't quite imagine what he was doing.

Damon slowly walked to Cullom and pushed the girl's shoulder forward until he was side by side with Qianqiu. He put his arm on Cullom's shoulder and touched the VG on her left ear with his fingers: "Cullom chooses. Well, the hundred sets I selected for Itachi haven’t been used up yet, have I?”

Cullom's face turned red as everyone watched, but he took out the contact device very calmly. He pointed at the screen and arranged the people one by one. Damon lowered his eyes and looked at it, pressing the one she chose to mark the hallucination.

"Misaka Misaka also wants to choose." The last one lay down with excitement on his face.

Bailegang listened below and made a decisive decision. He was very proud of wearing the skeleton look. Now, no matter what he wears, he is a perfect clothes rack.

Captain Yamamoto's eyes twitched slightly. The direction of this battle was becoming more and more strange.

He stared at Aizen, the man's clothes changed several times in his eyes, he blinked hard and felt that he couldn't bear to look directly, and then he felt the other person sneered at him.

He lowered his head with a bad premonition, and when he saw the pink skirt on his body, he knew how irritating it was without even looking at him. He squinted at Kyoryu, and covered his mouth in a frantic manner to hide his laughter.

Captain Yamamoto tightened his face, as if this could turn everything into an imagination.

Then he saw a yellow octopus approaching him and asked in a crooked voice: "Old man, what color nail polish do you like?"

Captain Yamamoto's expression suddenly became distorted.

Over there, Matsumoto Rangiku could not control her laughter: "Hahaha, captain, you are so cute!" She held her belly and laughed non-stop.

Hitsugaya Toshiro looked at Aizen despite his cold face. He looked over and couldn't stop the twitching at the corners of his eyes.

"Aizen." Mako Hirako, dressed as a geisha, flipped up her hair and asked, "How do you feel now?"

In the end, Aizen, who was reluctant to consider his face and pretended to be Yamato Nadeshiko, managed to keep smiling. Chiaki didn't seem to affect his own people anymore. Harribel was a woman and was not affected at all. Bailegang's skeleton was quite charming: "I chose her, and there's no point regretting it."

They all abducted the most important Kurosaki Ichigo to him.

"Choice." Hirako Mako thought this word was a bit strange.

"What she can give me is even more than the Soul King Palace." Aizen had a slight mocking smile on his cheeks, but it was still a bit eye-catching when paired with Yamato Nadeshiko's women's clothing.

Hirako Mako's eyes twitched, and he pressed his temples: "Are you referring to Qiye?"

"Otherwise." Aizen asked, "Whose idea do you think this was?"

Hirako Mako had nothing to say. Nanaya really promised them, but he didn't expect that it would affect everyone!He looked at Aizen, and then at Ichimaru Gin and Tosen who were still serious because they couldn't see the expression behind Aizen. He glanced at their exaggerated thigh-skimming skirts, and the corners of his eyes twitched unbearably.

"What's worse than the Soul King's Palace?" Hirako Mako took a deep breath.

"There's no need to tell you." Aizen raised his eyebrows, "You still want to face Qianqiu head-on."

The girl whose name was called slightly blinked and raised her head: "I can give each of the six sticks a prison of light." She liked this ghost way very much.

Broken Bee, who has yet to break free from the six-staff light prison: ...Her ghost ways are too terrifying!

Hirako Mako: Don’t treat Kidou like wholesale products!

He sighed deeply. What Nanaya told him was correct. Aizen no longer had much obsession with making the King Key. The war with Soul Society was also a formal farewell. Now that Ichigo Kurosaki is missing, he is even a little worried. I can't continue acting.

Speaking of which, where did Ichigo go?

"I'm going back, you can play by yourselves." Aizen was not interested, "Remember, I wrapped the photo." Without Kurosaki Ichigo, these people who have seen him through the mirror are really meaningless.

He also wanted to go back and study the broken jade that was divided into two halves. He always felt that there was something special in it.

His eyes swept over the captain of the village girl, the cute girl Kyoraku Shunsui, the pretty girl Ukitake, the lolita Hitsugaya, the geisha Hirako Mako and others, and then he saw the sword of another stupid village girl. [-]. Kuchiki Byakuya, who is a noble girl, and Nirvana, who looks like a female ghost, feel that they need to go back and wash their eyes.

Aizen's mind skipped a beat. He turned around and saw Taimei Dongxian and dancer Gin again. He almost didn't lift them up.

"Lord Aizen." Ichimaru Gin also knew that his image was not very good. As soon as he opened his mouth, he was shocked by Aizen's cold eyes. He didn't want to be judged.

"Hey - Grandpa Aizen, are you going back?" Suzuran shouted through the microphone, "It's very interesting, but it's a pity that Nana is not here."

Aizen: Fortunately Nanaya isn't here.

Chiaki waved goodbye to Yamato Nadeshiko and Aizen, then turned to look at the Shinigami: "Next, we will come to play with you."

Hirako Mako pressed her temples. She didn't even have any trouble with Aizen's departure. She felt tired inside: "What's the point of playing?"

"I'm very interested in Hollow and Swastika." Ace stretched out his arms, "Play with us, and then I'll treat you to dinner!" Aizen still had some left over from what he gave last time.

Everyone in the Seireitei and the Masked Legion wore different women's clothes with blank expressions: What are we here to do?

Captain Yamamoto's hands trembled slightly when he looked at his fancy nails. How could Aizen tolerate them?Who are they?