(Comprehensive Master Pirate Tutor) Hold on to my phone bug

"Happy breakfast, Dark will serve you." A small virtual figure with dark green hair and emerald green eyes wearing aristocratic clothing was projected in the center of the dining table, and bowed elegantly.

"The compass is stable, the target moves slowly, and can be tracked." Dark reported, "There are interference factors such as shadowless clones."

He winked at everyone playfully: "It is recommended that Qiye use the compass to track directly, and the others will fly to the God of Thunder to follow."

Qiye raised his eyebrows when he heard this: "Who came up with this idea?"

"This is the most convenient solution according to my analysis." Dark said confidently, and gave Qiye a thumbs up when he was done.

Ace laughed at her: "Don't get lost again and disappear with the compass."

Qiye's face turned serious and she smashed the empty plate over: "I will definitely be fast today!" She didn't want to be mentioned about Sunagakure Village at all, it was really a shame.

"I'll be your GPS." Dark smiled.

Qiye raised his eyebrows: "Ah, that's so considerate."

"Kurofu, are you ready, Sasuke." Liu Daosuke chuckled softly and turned to look at the boy who was sitting quietly eating breakfast, his breath a little heavy.

He raised his head, and his dark eyes followed the questioning light waves. The bright red stained his pupils, and the black only condensed into three magatama, which looked cold and dark: "Of course."

"Fufu, we will say hello to him first." Damon said while drinking black tea elegantly, "Do you want to come with us?"

Uchiha Sasuke's expression paused for a moment. He naturally knew the meaning of this greeting: "No need." He didn't want to get involved.

"Do you want to ask your little friend to watch it together?" Damon said with a smile on his lips. He could also recreate the scene for his brother to see, so that it would be more real if people were present.

Uchiha Sasuke clenched the chopsticks in his hand: "Whatever." No matter if Naruto's matter was resolved after Itachi, apart from Itachi, he would only have this one fetter left in the world over there.

"クフフフ." When he said hello, Liu Dao Kui smiled again, "Are you ready to go ahead? My lovely Cullom and my incompetent disciple."

"Yes." Cullom responded, with a natural blush on his cheeks, but his words sounded high-spirited, "Momo and I made a lot of references based on Mr. Itachi's body type."

"I promise to make him unforgettable until he dies." Fran was a little dissatisfied with the title "incompetent", "You are Me's pineapple-headed master. Don't be betrayed."

Six Paths Bones laughed strangely. He condensed the trident in his hand and projected it towards Fran.

The boy's apple hat made a "puff" sound, and he said sadly: "It hurts, master."

"Let's go after eating." Bi Shui Shui looked forward to Qiye experimenting with his props. He smiled and said in a soft tone, "The weather doesn't seem to be very good. Let's finish the competition early and see if we can come back in time for lunch."

"Okay - Byakuran will be here later. Tobirama, you can come back after seeing off the people." Qiye replied in a long voice. He stood up and relaxed his muscles before thinking of something to say.

He wanted to use Flying Thunder God to send a large number of people, so he gave a Senju Tobirama Masami a perfect body that could use a large amount of chakra. After hearing this, he wiped his mouth to maintain his image and said, "Who is Bailan?" His name was Duo. Flowers are like flowers.

"Bai Lan is Bai Lan, Ling Lan has to wait for Lord Bai Lan." The blue-haired little girl immediately raised her hands in joy.

"Yes, yes." Mr. Pan wiped the food residue from the corner of her mouth and said, "Eat slowly."

"Compass." Qianqiu waved, and the compass floated from other rooms and landed in Qiye's hand.

The diameter of the compass was as thick as Qiye's arm. She held it in her hand and turned it around the largest dial in the middle to confirm the direction.

Currently, only the central pointer is lit, and the top of the pointer shines with a subtle green light, and then Dark's smaller holographic projection emerges.

"The chakra aura is weak and there is a distance from the target. Please make a large teleportation in the direction of the target." Dark opened his hands and raised his voice.

Qiye tilted his head and thought for a moment, then drew a circle in the air with his finger: "Half?"

Dark's eyes were blank, obviously calculating, and then he became serious: "Let's start with a 5-minute distance."

Qiye was still making vague circles with her fingers. This was very different from what she thought was a big teleportation, but her sense of direction was obviously not as good as Dark, who was a computer.

She held the compass in one hand, not forgetting to grab some snacks with her free hand, before she teleported and disappeared into the room.

Qiye suddenly appeared on the branch, ate some snacks, straightened the compass in his hand and asked, "How is it?" The pointer of the compass pointed straight ahead, and the little man in the center crossed his legs and felt it carefully.

"The chakra aura has increased, and the indicator is now 6.56, which is close to the target." Dark replied.

Qiye remembered that 7 meant perfection. Who had set such an awkward number? Then she used a few short-distance teleports, and Dark reminded her in time.

"Stop, around here."

Qiye stood on the branch and closed her eyes to use the visual sense. Although she was not a master, she could still feel the breath if she was close.

"There are people." Qiye opened his eyes. He was still a little far away, but if he went any further, he would be alert. "Call them over."

"Understood." Dark saluted.

Someone quickly appeared behind her, but Qiye stood on the only slender branch, and the person who came from Flying Thunder God fell straight down.

"Hey." Qiye raised his eyebrows in surprise, watching Sasuke, who was the first to arrive, stabilize his body in mid-air, half-turn and step on the ground.

As soon as Uchiha Sasuke landed and didn't say anything, the people behind him came one after another, and some of them even cursed and landed.

Qiye jumped off the tree, and those who came after him should be girls, but they couldn't be treated like this.

"What do you think you are standing on that branch?" Yu Shao Shen Zi pointed her slender fingers on the girl's forehead with a menacing look, "Don't you know where to find a flat ground?"

Qiye's eyes were innocent: "I didn't pay attention."

Yu Shao Shen Zi poked him hard a few times to relieve his anger.

"Where is Itachi?" Uchiha Sasuke took a deep breath and asked, but he also knew that it was not his turn to say hello, so he calmed down.Anger and impulsiveness are useless in battle, and you need to maintain absolute rationality when dealing with Itachi. ?

Qiye looked at the compass and pointed in the direction: "It's very close."

The last person to arrive was the blond boy. It was the first time for him to see so many people related to Nanaya. He was a little surprised at first, and then he ran to Sasuke and called out in surprise: "Sasuke."

Sasuke narrowed his eyes and didn't want to pay attention to him.

"Hey, Sister Nanaya." Uzumaki Naruto greeted the light-blond girl again, looked at the people in the circle and asked hesitantly, "Does Itachi's matter require so many people to watch?" This was the first time he saw so many Nanaya. Sister's companion.

Liu Daogui waved to the young man.

Uzumaki Naruto looked at the familiar young man and raised a smile: "I know you, what's wrong?"

Liu Daosui raised the contact device in his hand to face him. Naruto Uzumaki looked up and saw the photo of himself and Sasuke kissing, his face turned red and his voice trembled and even stuttered: "You, you, you."

Uchiha Sasuke turned around and saw the corpse teasing Naruto. He stepped over and grabbed the contact device with a dark face, and asked with gritted teeth: "Isn't this sealed?"

Liudao Skeleton spread his hands and smiled: "クフフフ, it's not sealed, it's entered into the black wall of history."

"Since you want to say hello to Itachi, go quickly." Uchiha Sasuke said in a bad tone.

"Kurofu, give it back to me." Liu Daogui spread his hands towards him, "I also want to take a look at the plan shared by Cullom."

Uchiha Sasuke threw it back at him.

"What is the plan?" Naruto Uzumaki asked Sasuke after calming down after seeing the young man walking away with the communicator.

"Women's clothing." Uchiha Sasuke glanced at him and said coldly.

"Eh - Sasuke wants to wear it?" Uzumaki Naruto shouted in shock.

After receiving the meaningful looks from the people around him, Uchiha Sasuke wanted to draw his sword and chop him.

"It's Itachi." He gritted his teeth.

Naruto was so shocked that he couldn't react at all, with an idiotic expression on his face that said, "I didn't understand what you said."

"Follow me." Uchiha Sasuke said coldly, following the large army to where Itachi was.

"Oh." Uzumaki Naruto was still a little stupid. Itachi was wearing women's clothes?How to wear it?Why wear it?Didn't Sasuke come to kill Itachi?it's wired.

-

Uchiha Itachi turned around cautiously, his scarlet Sharingan focused on his eyes, and the kunai was quickly ejected.

The young man standing under the tree turned his head to avoid the kunai and looked at him with a smile in his eyes. The young man was wearing strange clothes and had a pair of red and blue eyes open, and he was charming and charming.

The young man's clothes reminded Itachi of Sasuke. He was wearing something strange when he came with those people that day.

"Who is this?" His partner Kisame Kisaki raised an eyebrow and asked. Are those strange eyes some kind of blood successor?

"I don't recognize it." Uchiha Itachi replied. There was a dark "six" printed in the young man's red eye, which seemed to be similar to their Sharingan.

"Kofufu, there is another troublesome person here." Liu Daogui turned his head slightly, his heterochromatic eyes were very cold.

Indigosaki Kisame, who had been told "in the way" so many times, was angry and raised his Samehada and rushed towards Rokudou Skeleton.

The six-path skeleton dispersed like mist the moment the shark-like man attacked, and then gathered in another place to form a human form: "They all say you are a nuisance, the only one we want to find is Uchiha Itachi."

Kisame's face was slightly distorted, but his pupils shrank violently in the next second. He was frozen in place, unable to move. Every part of his body seemed to be suppressed by some control. The hand holding Samehada trembled with every force he exerted. The strength is like a stone sinking into the ocean.

A slender girl walked out from behind him. She was holding a bright yellow talisman. She could not reach his forehead even if she stood on tiptoes. The girl's dark purple eyes like glass beads seemed to be displeased.

The next second the talisman in her hand floated up, and with a flick of her fingers it stuck to his forehead. When she was done, she clapped her hands and said, "Solved."

"Very good." Liu Daosui nodded, "The barrier has been arranged."

"Yes." Qianqiu responded.

Itachi Uchiha looked at the bright yellow talisman on Kisame's forehead, which seemed to have strange patterns painted on it. After staring at it for a few seconds, he could barely turn his attention to the young man who was as erratic as mist: "Where's Sasuke?"

"Sasuke." Liu Dao Skeleton pointed his finger on his lips and smiled charmingly, "Of course I'm watching somewhere."

"Doesn't he dare to face me?" Uchiha Itachi said sarcastically.

"No, no, no." The voice of another young man sounded. He was wearing aristocratic clothes and sitting on a branch with his legs crossed. His hairstyle was very similar to the first young man.

"We just came to say hello." The girl stepped out from behind the tree and continued.

Uchiha Itachi glanced at the similar flowing hair on the heads of the three of them and was speechless.

"Master, he must think you are pineapple spirits and scare him." The boy wearing a huge red apple hat finally came out, his voice was long but extremely straight.

Liu Daogui and Damon shot cold eyes at the same time.

Fran immediately apologized with his apple hat in his arms: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have told the truth."

Liu Daogui was too lazy to argue with him.

"Say hello." Uchiha Itachi became more vigilant, "Isn't Sasuke coming?" Is there anything in common between these people, and what level does the greeting go to.

"Sasuke is the judge." Liu Dao Mu pointed his fingertips to his temple and laughed softly, "He refuses to come." The laughter was extremely weird.

Uchiha Itachi wondered what the judges meant.

"Then let me start." Liu Daogui stretched out his hand, the trident condensed from his hand, and then let the bottom tap lightly on the ground.

Uchiha Itachi looked at the transformation scene and his pupils shrank, hallucination?

"Kofufu, in the beautiful campus, there are beautiful girls." Liu Daosui said slowly, his voice dispersed in the fog, and his whole body was wrapped in the fog, which gradually dissipated as the scene unfolded.

Uchiha Itachi was confused by the sudden arrival of flower petals, and the air was filled with a light fragrance. He reversed the chakra but it had no effect.He thought of Kisame Kisaki last time, who was still addicted to hallucinations even though he captured other people's chakra.

The fragrance in the air became stronger and stronger, and the sounds of girls playing around gradually reached his ears. He squinted his eyes and looked.

Ahead was a building he had never seen before, with trees and flowers planted on both sides. Surrounded by girls he had never seen before, wearing strange uniforms and lacking the aura of chakra.

Uchiha Itachi frowned and looked in the direction of the young man.

There were only girls who looked similar to him. They had iris-blue hair and the same strange hairstyle. Their eyes were of different colors and were stained with smiles. They looked bright and cheerful but not deep in their eyes. They were wearing the same school uniform as the people around them, revealing Fair and slender legs.

The girl opened her lips and called, "Itachi-chan."

Uchiha Itachi's expression paused, and he immediately looked down at his current appearance. His body shape had not changed, but he had put on a strange uniform. Unlike others, his uniform covered his ankles directly.

"クフフフ." As the girl covered her lips and smiled, the uncomfortable feeling of pleasure finally disappeared. She took two steps forward, and the smile on the corners of her lips made her beautiful appearance even more gorgeous and coquettish.

"You haven't introduced yourself yet, my name is Rokudao Mu." She raised her hand and touched her chest, "I'm from the Whitebeard Pirates." She paused, adding a bit of provocation, "I'm Sasuke's new family member. .”

Uchiha Itachi's pupils shrank slightly when he heard the last sentence, but quickly recovered: "What is this?"

"Sasuke himself and Nanaya were arguing about which one of you or us looks better in women's clothing." The girls around them gradually turned into mist and dissipated, and Damon walked out of it. He and Skeleton had completely transformed into a female body, and their school uniforms fit perfectly.

Uchiha Itachi didn't react for a moment:? ? ?

"Kufufu, so in order to satisfy Qiye's bad taste, let's say hello to you first." Liu Daogui spread his hands.

"Fufu, by the way, let's see whose women's clothing looks better." Damon smiled "coquettishly".

Uchiha Itachi felt goosebumps all over his body. He understood what these people meant, but he preferred not to understand.

"This is a competition of illusions." Liu Daogui opened his arms and smiled confidently.

-

Bai Lan arrived late, and as soon as he landed, he walked towards Qiye with a smile, and opened his arms as if he was going to hug her.

He also brought a Misaka sister, and the last one trotted over to communicate with her hand in hand, while Accelerator followed her with a calm eye.

Qiye blinked: "Long time no see."

The next second she was strangled by the neck.

"Ahem." Qiye struggled to cough twice, and Bailan relaxed. Even though he was smiling, there was still a hint of resentment.

"Is it okay if you leave me here to deal with the funeral affairs and run away?" Bai Lan smiled a little horribly.

"Won't I invite you to the women's clothing selection meeting?" Qiye said confidently, patting Bai Lan's hand to let him go.

The veins on Bai Lan's forehead were slightly exposed. Who the hell wants a women's clothing selection competition?He turned his head and glanced inward, his hand became more relaxed, and his voice was raised: "Isn't this Mr. Bones? Is he addicted to wearing women's clothes? Do you want to ask Mr. Skylark to come and taste it?"

Qiye thought about it for a moment: "You are so bad."

"Who is Hibari?" Sasuke couldn't bear to see Itachi dressed as a woman. Both Skeleton and Damon were transformed into female bodies, but Itachi was the only one who wore a male form. In Nanaya's words, this is probably all black history.

"I came to Konoha with Nanaya back then." Hyuga Neji glanced at Byakuran who was playing with Byakuran and replied.Now that I think about it, it's a blessing that the combination of Nanaya, Byakuran, Naru and Hibari didn't turn Konoha upside down.

Sasuke thought about it with blank eyes, and seemed to have some impression: "Do you have a good relationship with Mukuro?" Why should he be asked to taste it?

"No, it's too bad." Gojo Sukuna turned around and said.

Sasuke was slightly stunned.

"I really have to say, it's a bit like you and your children." Yu Shao Shen Zi suddenly raised her lips and smiled.

Uzumaki Naruto was still thinking about all the people who came to Konoha in the first place. It stands to reason that he had met them all, but no matter how he thought about it, the one who remembered them most deeply was Sister Nanaya.

He suddenly woke up when someone mentioned it, and he looked up stupidly: "Huh?"

Sasuke pursed his lips and his face darkened slightly.

Neji's eyes flickered between him and Naruto, and he said hesitantly, "It's not like that. Hibari and Naru start fighting as soon as they meet." No matter what you do, touch the kidnapper first.

"It's like a tacit understanding." Bai Lan finally let Qiye go, put her hands in her pockets, and came over with a lily of the valley hanging on her right arm.

"Really? Then they are also very good friends." Naruto said in great surprise.

Sasuke's eyes flashed but he didn't retort.

"Well - Hibari wouldn't say such a thing." Sukuna Gojo said seriously.

"It's what's inside." Bi Shuishui pursed his lips and chuckled, and he felt a bit like it.

"Yes." Qiye nodded. She suddenly lowered her eyes and smiled evilly, "If I push him, will Kyouya beat me to death?"

"I will beat you to death first." Senge Kakimoto pushed up his glasses and said, "Don't insult Lord Nakagi's dignity."

"Ku la la la, don't do such a thing if you know you will be beaten." Whitebeard said in a blink of an eye. He was sure that Hibari would hunt down Qiye, and so would Sui.

Nanaya stuck out her tongue: "Didn't Sugabe cuddle with Kyouya last time when he dressed as a woman?"

Sasuke and Naruto looked sideways at the same time.

"There's no hugging!" Kakimoto Chige raised his eyes wildly, "That's Mr. Nakamoto playing tricks on him!"

Naruto felt something was wrong. He raised his voice and said, "I definitely won't seduce Sasuke with the art of sex!"

Qiye turned around: "□□spell?"

Naruto choked on his words.

Sasuke raised his forehead.

Namikaze Minato, who was sitting on Naruto's shoulders, covered his face with his hands. Is it too late not to admit this son now?

Naruto felt a little stressed by being stared at by a group of people who were watching the show and gossiping. He waved his hand: "No -" but he didn't know what words to use to make up for it.

"Come one, come one." Qiye shouted.

"Sister Nanaya." Naruto smiled awkwardly, always feeling weird towards Sasuke.

The Third Hokage, who had learned Naruto's sexual skills, stayed in the ball and did not dare to make a sound.

"You've already said it, so what are you afraid of?" Bai Lan fanned the flames, "Be brave and do it, otherwise I'll think you really want to seduce Sasuke-kun."

Sasuke, who was shot, took a step back and didn't want to be with this group of people.

"How is that possible!" Naruto, who had mastered the technique in an instant, was furious. He turned around to face Sasuke and began to form seals, "Jutsu!"

White smoke rose up, and after it gradually dissipated, there was a naked girl inside. She had golden twin tails and sky blue eyes, and her key parts were covered by the clouds. She threw a wink and blew a kiss at Sasuke, and said in a soft voice: "Sasuke~"

Sasuke was silent for three seconds and pulled out the Kusanagi sword with no expression on his face, and stabbed him without mercy.

Qiye held her stomach and patted her legs, laughing wildly.

The last person who was exchanging feelings with Sister Misaka over there heard laughter and turned her head, and saw the naked girl with "front and back" turned back into Naruto. She looked down at her breasts, her eyes flashed, she was eager Pointing at Naruto: "Misaka Misaka wants to learn that too!"

Accelerator's face instantly darkened, and he hit Last Order directly on the head with his hand blade: "Shut up."

Suzuran's eyes were shining as she hugged Bailan's arms.

Bai Lan laughed and saw the little girl's expression, and his expression immediately tensed up: "You are not allowed to learn this."

Suzuran looked away guiltily.

"Dark." Qiye called after laughing enough.

The little figure on the compass she held in her hand immediately gave a thumbs up: "Dark has recorded it."

Sasuke held the sword with a cold expression: "Have you had enough fun?"

"We are currently on the sixth set." Dark responded with a smile, "Mr. Itachi fought back, and Fran was hit and fainted."

Seven nights:……

"But before Fran passed out, he also left some memorable things for Mr. Itachi." Dark smiled, as if he thought of something interesting, "It has been recorded, and you can watch it with confidence later."

"Dark is very considerate." Bi Shuiliu was very proud of the artificial intelligence he and Wildi created. He had a parental attitude toward Dark.

"Yeah." Qiye exclaimed, then clicked his tongue, "Kui and Damon are better looking." They are simply perfect female bodies and illusions.

"They used a female body." Uchiha Sasuke frowned, but Itachi only changed his clothes into female clothes, and his body shape did not change.He believed that if it was a female body, Itachi would definitely look good too!

It was indeed a bit harsh on his eyes now, and he covered his eyes in pain.

Uzumaki Naruto jumped to the other side, still keeping some distance from Sasuke.Despite this, he still smiled happily, slightly silly.It just made him feel as if he had returned to the time when Class [-] was fighting and making trouble.

The occasion had changed, the onlookers had changed, but the target of the fight was still Sasuke.

He was in a good mood, watching Uchiha Itachi transform into women's bodies with other people's women in the barrier, and curiously asked Neji: "Why do you want to compete with Itachi in women's clothing?"

Neji raised an eyebrow at him.

"Whose idea was it? Isn't Itachi an enemy?" Uzumaki Naruto continued to ask.

"Nanaye and Sasuke." Neji glanced at the dark-faced boy, "The two of them were fighting over whose women's clothes looked better. This is how we and Itachi said hello."

At that time, he vowed to make a judgment, but it seems that Bones and Damon are better in this regard.The separate men's and women's clothing are eye-catching, but the women's bodies are beautiful afterward.

Uzumaki Naruto looked at Sasuke with an incomprehensible expression.

Feeling the subtle look in his eyes, Sasuke tightened his grip on the Kusanagi sword: "It's better to dress up as a woman. Let Mukuro and the others come back." He pursed his lips and calmed down, "Let me finish it here completely."

"Okay." Qiye was silent after hearing the words, and soon smiled again, "If you can't beat him, remember to call for help, we will give you reinforcements."

Sasuke's face was slightly distorted, and he said in a dark voice, "No need."

"Go." Qiye looked at him and raised the corners of his lips.

Sasuke nodded in response, took a step forward and looked towards the tallest man with a white beard. When he met his gaze, his lips trembled but he didn't know what to say.

"Go!" Whitebeard only said the same words as Qiye, with gentleness and encouragement in Ruijin's eyes.

"Okay." Sasuke closed his eyes and opened them again to see his blood-like Sharingan, which was dark but extremely firm.