(Comprehensive Master Pirate Tutor) Hold on to my phone bug

"Now we invite our first contestant ~ Onikiri ~" Suzuran shouted at the top of her lungs while holding the microphone.

A very beautiful woman walked on the stage, with long hair cut like a princess, pulled up into a bun, and wearing a large and gorgeous kimono. She half-covered her face with the sleeves of her kimono, looking extremely shy, revealing her misty eyes. Her eyes, with a small tear mole on the left corner of her eye, are extremely beautiful.

"I would like to invite the Onikiri player to speak." Fran said in a straight voice.

"I'm here." Onikiri said something and then paused. At this moment, his voice completely became a woman's voice, which was not like this in the audience just now.

"Although there are not many illusionists and they are passive and slow in their work, they can still ensure perfection on stage." Fran raised his little apple head and explained seriously, and he also used one hand to show his thumb. Mu.

Onikiri's expression was a little shaken.

"This expression is not beautiful!" Yu Shao Shen Zi said in the audience.

Onikiri thought that there was a punishment item at the end, and being called a surprise would definitely not be much better. He immediately became serious: "Dance below."

The theatergoers applauded vigorously.

Onikiri's dance was not an ordinary dance. The moment he started, three swords appeared around him. He held two of them and one was floating in the air. The posture he danced with the sword was soft and graceful, but the sword He also has a sharp and violent temperament, and the two temperaments are so beautiful when mixed together.

After the performance, he left the show with his face covered, feeling too embarrassed to see anyone. Unlike Ibaraki Tamamoae, he was really not a crossdresser!

Next, the dances of Ibaraki and Tamamo Mae also have their own styles, which makes people sigh that they are indeed the masters of women's clothing.

800 million, who participated in the scoring as a girl group, took his sign and asked Todoroki Jiaodong sitting next to him: "Are Todoroki-kun ready to perform something?"

Hong Jiao Dong fell into silence. Those few danced really well, but he couldn't do it.

"It's okay." 800 million comforted him, "If you are in the middle, you will pass safely."

"Kofufu, who came up with the idea?" The girl's somewhat strange voice sounded beside them, and 800 million and Todoroki were frightened and their eyes widened at the same time.

"Bodies." After reacting, 800 million breathed a sigh of relief.

"Come here." Liu Daogui said, patting Todoroki's shoulder.

Hong Jiao Dong was a little confused and pointed to the "talent show" stage: "That one."

"It's okay." Liu Daogui waved his hand, "You really think Qiye's temperament can carry it from beginning to end."

Hong Jiao Dong raised his eyebrows slightly.

800 million stretched out his hand and half-covered his lips: "Ah."

"Look." Liu Daogui raised his chin and motioned for her to look in Qiye's direction.

The blond girl held a plate of food in one hand and a wine glass in the other and approached Shuten Doji: "Come on, have some." Her voice was filled with a bright and bright smile.

"Underage people cannot drink." Shota Aizawa reminded her.

"There is no limit to this in my world." Qiye immediately retorted.

"She was 14 years old and she was already an alcoholic when I first met her." Senge Kakimoto pushed up his glasses and said that he had tried to persuade her before, but it was of no use. The body of a minor contained an adult soul.

"Ku la la la, it's okay." Whitebeard was not touched by the fact that minors cannot drink. Pirates always feel like they are missing something without alcohol.

Shuten Doji poured her wine from a huge jug, and did not question her about her underage status: "Drink." He said with a smile.

"Teacher Aizawa, would you like some too?" Nanaya asked while taking a sip from the wine glass. Before Shota Aizawa could answer, she raised her voice and said, "It's really good wine!"

"There is endless wine in my gourd." Jiutun naturally likes drinking friends. The wine mixed with demonic power appears strong and rich, with endless aftertaste.

"Do you all want to drink?" Mr. Pan, who came to deliver the food, asked, "I'll get you some glasses."

"Yes." Qiye answered for them.

Neji next to him showed a speechless expression. He had not forgotten that the first time he drank, he was forced to get drunk by Nanye.

"Does it really taste good?" Zhongyuan Zhongya was a little moved when he saw her like that, "I usually like red wine."

"Awesome." Qiye gave a thumbs up.

"Ah, the little dwarf is going drunk again." Osamu Dazai began to mock mercilessly.

"Hehe, you suicidal maniac, you can give it a try, you might just get alcohol poisoning and you won't be able to bear it anymore." Zhongyuan Zhongya immediately retorted.

When Mr. Iwa brought the wine glasses, Shuten Doji immediately filled them up for them.

"Try it." Qiye strongly promoted.

Zhongyuan Zhongya took a sip first, and then immediately smiled: "Good wine."

800 Million looked away with a subtle expression, clasped his hands and said softly: "It's hopeless." Once you start drinking, the party will only go further and further away. This kind of women's party that requires "sober" judgment is probably not going to work.

"Let's go, let's go together." Liu Daogui shook his head and waved to them.

Although 800 million was a little confused, she still followed her obediently. To be honest, she didn't think about what the two of them had to talk about. Or was there something she didn't know about the last time she went there?

In the woods some distance away, you can still see the fire, but it is not so noisy. The black-haired boy is leaning against the tree with his eyes lowered, and the small animals in the woods are standing at his feet, quiet and harmonious.

"What's the matter?" Todoroki Jiao Dong asked a little awkwardly, calling him out specifically. He was facing the female body of Lord Bones again, and it felt particularly strange.

"Yes." Liu Daogui responded and took out a palm-sized instrument from his pocket, "Hand."

"Eh, fire?" 800 million said in surprise. That was a fire attribute detector made by Wil Di.

Hong Jiao Dong was a little confused, but still stretched out his hand.

The instrument felt something under his hand, and then displayed the value: "Rain." Liu Daogui glanced at it and said.

"Rain?" 800 million tilted his head, and then showed a smile, "It suits Todoroki-kun very well." If it is wrapped in ice, just a little is enough to be effective, and maybe it can also create surprises when combined with fire Unexpected effects.

"What is this?" Hong Jiao Dong looked at his palm, slowly raised his head and asked.

"Bai Lai, please explain." Liu Daogui made a seat with a wave of his hand and said calmly with his legs crossed.

Hong Jiao Dong looked at the seat where the girl was lying. Is this also an illusion?

"I don't have enough energy to give you one now." The girl with iris blue hair said with a slight yawn. She leaned on the seat with a bit of charm.

After hearing this, Skylark let out a faint sneer in his throat.

"This is the Flame of Death Qi." 800 million pursed her lips and smiled at Hong Jiao Dong and said seriously. After studying with Emperor Wei for so long, she also knew the Flame of Death Qi very well, "Normally speaking, it has seven According to the colors of the rainbow, there are mist, sky, clear sky, thunder, fog, rain, and clouds, each of which has its own characteristics, and rain is calming."

Hong Jiao Dong seemed to understand but not understand.

800 million slowly opened his palm, and a ring with a blue gem slowly appeared in his palm: "Here."

Hong Jiao Dong looked at the girl's white palm and the ring, his breathing was stagnant, and he took it from her palm with a little panic. His fingers inevitably touched her palm, and a warm feeling spread along his fingers quickly. Disappearing, he rubbed the ring twice with his fingers and then paused. The ring rolled into the palm of his hand and he held it gently.

"I seem to have seen this in All Might's place." His voice was slightly hoarse.

"It was given to All Might." 800 Million shook her hands uncomfortably and said, coughing slightly, "The flames are ignited by enlightenment."

"Awakening?" Hong Jiao Dong asked confusedly.

Another ring appeared in the palm of 800 million, with a clear purple color. She held the ring in both hands, and purple flames like clouds shot up from the gem: "This is the flame of death." The girl's voice was extremely Gentle, dark eyes stared straight at him, and the flames seemed to be stained with a bit of light purple light and shadow, flickering in the eyes.

Hong Jiao Dong squeezed the ring in his hand.

"Awakening is what we call it." Eight Million Words paused, "Using what All Might taught us, it's probably - the origin, something to protect, something to hold on to, something to pursue... With each person's different awakenings Everything is different.”

Hong Jiao Dong slowly spread his hands, is it the original point?

"Ha, I remember that Skylark was still angry back then." Liu Daogui said with a sudden chuckle.

The black-haired boy squinted over and sneered: "Do you want to be bitten to death?"

Six corpses spread out on their shoulders.

"Fire doesn't come out that easily." 800 Million smiled faintly, "After you go back, find a quiet place and spend two or three hours thinking about it." She closed her palms, and with her movements, the flames on her ring also Slowly extinguished.

Hong Jiao Dong raised his head: "Ah."

"Let's install this for him too." Liu Daogui took out the contact device from his pocket and threw it to 800 million.

800 million caught the contact device and looked at her with some surprise. After a while, she slowly nodded. A blue gem, a small and regular diamond-shaped square, emerged from her palm. She fiddled with the contact device for a while, and then she took the flame stone. Put it in: "Here."

Hong Jiao Dong took it. He had also seen Qi Ye use this for communication purposes.

"This is powered by the flames of death." 800 million thought seriously and said, "When the time comes, just light up the flames and press the button at the end to turn it on."

Hong Jiao Dong breathed out softly: "I understand."

"There is nothing else." 800 million blinked and looked at Liu Daogui.

"Almost." Liu Daogui said with a lazy yawn.

"If you're tired, go back and rest." 800 million looked at the girl with a tired face and smiled helplessly, "You really like the female body."

Liu Daogui raised his eyebrows upon hearing this.

Instead, Hibari laughed.

"No." Liu Daogui denied.

The girl with iris-blue hair stood up from her seat. Every move she made was laziness and charm. She stretched her waist and said with a seductive tone: "Then I won't make trouble with you." During the day Enough fun.

"Yeah." 800 million responded.

"クフフフ." Liu Daosui thought of something and laughed again. He glanced sideways at the black-haired boy leaning against the tree. Even in the dark, his face was not clear due to the firelight, but he could still see the classical beauty that belonged to him. "Would you like to try women's clothing too, Hibari?"

800 Million looked slightly stiff. Her first impression of Hibari-kun was that Qiye planted a bunch of landmines in his school, and then everyone who went there was beaten, and a precious pineapple feather was shaved off.

Skylark glanced at him, her obsidian eyes reflecting the distant light of fire with a hint of bright red, cold and filled with murderous intent: "Since you like the female body so much, I've figured out what your request is." There was something in his voice. It was with a bit of a smile, mixed with some sarcasm.

Liu Daogui's expression paused.

800 million blinked, did the skeleton promise anything to Skylark-kun?

He quickly walked forward and took the boy's arm again, using some force to pull him towards the bonfire: "You can say less."

Skylark looked indifferent and let the girl drag her away: "Why, maybe you really want what Qiye said, go to the school gate and shout ten times that I am a pineapple spirit."

Hearing those three words, Liu Daogui's steps stagnated slightly: "Qiye." He whispered through gritted teeth. After a while, he exhaled slightly, "Just do what you want." I really want him to call the pineapple spirit himself. It feels like it has a darker history and will definitely be ridiculed enough.

Skylark scoffed.

Todoroki Jiao Dong looked at the backs of the two people. Although they were heading towards the bonfire, they were still a little away. It seemed that they did not intend to join in the excitement of the "Women's Clothing Conference". He held the communicator in his hand tightly, and the atmosphere between the two of them seemed a little tense Subtle anxiety: "Kui-kun's female body has no flaws at all, it's really amazing."

He brought up some topics.

800 million nodded immediately. She raised a smile and agreed: "I was super shocked when I first saw it in the morning. It seemed to be a materialized hallucination. It was completely a girl's body during the time period, but it seemed to be exhausting..." The girl He was chattering, his eyes shining brightly in the firelight.

Hong Jiao Dong stared into her eyes, and that inexplicable trembling feeling came to his heart again, so strange.

"Sorry, did you say too much?" 800 million noticed the boy's silence and asked hesitantly with half-lidded lips. Maybe it was because of the women's clothing. After seeing the photo ten years later, his uneasy mood was reduced a lot.

The future is the future, and the futures corresponding to the different choices she made are different. Ten years later, the rocket launcher sent her to three futures, which illustrates this point. After staying in Whitebeard for so long, she knew that the only thing they valued was ——At this moment.

"No." Hong Jiao Dong shook his head slightly, "It's very interesting."

"That's good." 800 Million smiled gently, "Let's go back. There should be some shows to watch now." Qiye probably wasn't too drunk yet.

"It doesn't matter if they drink like that?" Hong Jiao Dong nodded, followed 800 million back and asked again, "They have been drinking since the beginning, and the way they drink is so bold, does it really matter?"

800 million yuan: "Qiye's drinking capacity is very good." She emphasized the last sentence.

"Huh?" Hong Jiao Dong raised his voice.

"When you're drunk." 800 million thought seriously, "I'll be more like an adult." There are generally three stages of drinking for seven nights. At the beginning, you are excited and drinking with others, and then you get a little drunk and your reaction becomes slower. But she was even more excited and would start to make people drink, and she would end up completely drunk. She had only seen him once.

The smile stopped, and her eyes that always had a smile on her face also disappeared, and even the highlights were only a little bit. That expression made her mature a lot in an instant, giving her a strange adult feel. .

"Adult?" Todoroki Jiao Dong was a little confused. He recalled their interactions as classmates, "She likes to play pranks very much, more like a child."

"That's right." 800 million stood still and looked at the cheerfully smiling girl at the front with a smile.

Looking at 800 million smiles, Hong Jiao Dong couldn't help but smile a little. In this environment, he became relaxed unconsciously. The strange feeling before was probably because he was wearing women's clothes, which made him feel stuffy.

Today's straight man, Todoroki Todoroki, also found a justifiable reason for himself.

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"No more dancing!" Sukuna stood on the stage and threw away the stick in his hand angrily.

"Sukuna's body is not suitable for wielding a stick." Bi Shuishui said with a smile. Sukuna was in a completely beautiful dress. If anything, it was very similar to the little girl from the Chiwang family, and it was a little pink.

"I like handsome ones." Sukuna said angrily, "Even in women's clothing, there are handsome ladies!" Why is it a dress?He glanced at everyone's women's clothes below and pointed at Nakahara Chuuya, "That way is fine."

Nakahara Zhongya raised his head with drunken eyes. The women's clothes he had been transformed into using illusion magic impressed the girls so much that he ended up wearing that outfit. At least compared to other people's dresses, geisha outfits, and sailor outfits. Waiting for a series of "women's clothes", I still look better in this one.

"Next, next." Qiye waved to him to come down.

"Hmph." Sukuna hummed and jumped off the wooden stage.

Sawada Tsunayoshi went up in a panic, but Hayato Gokudera was still calling him from below: "Judaime, you are the best! Even in women's clothing, you are full of aura! You are worthy of being the Judaime!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi felt panicked.

Conan was a little concerned about this title. Previously, the name Gokudera-kun had mistakenly called him was Judaime?For a moment, he thought about a lot of messy things in his mind, but looking at the timid face of the brown-haired girl on the stage, he felt it was subtle.

"I..." Sawada Tsunayoshi was about to say that he thought he could find a safer way to sing, but was interrupted by Suzuran.

"According to a letter from an unknown Mr. Sato, he has prepared performance props for you. The content of the performance is to touch objects in a black box." Suzuran spread her hands and said.

Sawada Tsunayoshi's eyes widened:? ? ?Touch what?

He looked at the five boxes being carried up and his heart collapsed. Mr. Li was too fake!

"Okay, you need to put your hands into these five boxes and feel the objects inside them." Suzuran detoured to the other side, raised a corner of the black curtain with one hand, and then hissed lightly.

Sawada Tsunayoshi was trembling inside.

Fran blinked, imitated Suzuran and raised a corner of the curtain to peek at what was inside, and then let out an exaggerated hiss.

Sawada Tsunayoshi's whole body was shaking.

"Come on, Tsuna, now is the time for you to show your courage to the unknown Mr. Sato." Riboen encouraged him as he sat next to Sasakawa Kyoko.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: Isn’t it you who did this?

"Come on, Tsuna-kun." Sasakawa Kyoko also cheered him on.

"Koharu believes that Mr. Tsuna can do it!" Miura Haru raised the sign in his hand, "I will give Mr. Tsuna a good score."

"Boss." Cullom gave him a cheering gesture.

Hearing this, Sawada Tsunayoshi was slightly relieved. He mustered up the courage to put his hand into the box in the front, which was in the middle. Fran and Suzuran each pulled the curtain up and let the people in the audience You can see the contents of the box.

"Ah." Sasakawa Kyoko showed a happy expression.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: Huh?Fluffy?

He saw Kyoko-chan's expression in the audience and felt that there shouldn't be anything bad in it. He just grabbed a handful with confidence and boldness, but before he had time to feel it, he saw Akaya Kirihara and Kazuri Yuna next to him, who were horrified. expression.

He was a little flustered.

Then a familiar voice came from inside the black box, and a bad premonition suddenly came to him. His super intuition kept alerting him, and then a strong current rushed up.

Sawada Tsunayoshi succeeded in becoming "burnt on the outside and tender on the inside".

Sasakawa Kyoko blinked and held up the 10-point sign.

"The exciting performance is over, next one." Suzuran was silent for a while and pretended that nothing happened, "Edogawa Conan."

Ranbu, who was still a little excited after hearing the first three words, curled his lips: "It's not me."

Conan came on stage wearing a small skirt with a solemn look on his face, and said the safe performance that Sawada Tsunayoshi had just thought of: "I sing."

He took a deep breath and started singing stumblingly, tone-deaf.

"Huh?" Zhongyuan Zhongya drawled his voice and looked towards the stage, his face full of disgust, "It's really ugly."

Nanaya, who had no talent in this area, blinked and looked back at Chuuya. She used to be a handsome young lady wearing a hat, but now she was drunk and her face was red, and she kept cursing Dazai nonsense.

Next to him, Dazai also looked disgusted. He didn't look drunk at all, but he and Zhong were still quarreling with each other, although Zhong was also drunk and played the piano to others.

"It's too unpleasant!" Nakahara Chuuya suddenly stood up on the tree trunk that was used as a chair, pointed at Conan on the stage and shouted loudly, and everyone around him was immediately calmed down by him.

Dazai Osamu looked disgusted: "This little dwarf is completely drunk and crazy."

Qiye pursed his lower lip in confusion: "But he only drank a little more than one drink." Then they started to make a fuss.

"Oh, he's a bad drinker." Osamu Dazai waved his hand even more disgustedly.

"Ha! Bastard Dazai, what did you say!" Nakahara Chuuya said in a long voice.

"Okay, okay." Hongye stopped them.

Zhongyuan Zhongya clicked his tongue, then looked at the little kid on the stage who took singing as a task and wanted to finish it quickly. He stared at it with drunken eyes for a while, and then a red light appeared on his body and flew towards the wooden stage.

"Eh." Qiye's eyes widened.

"Hey." Suzuran also widened her eyes: "Brother Chuya?"

"Bring it here." He landed on the stage and said condescendingly towards Conan.

Conan stopped his tone-deaf song, swallowed, and took the microphone in his hand.

Zhongyuan Zhongya also tried the microphone and felt dissatisfied.

"Whatever you want, I'm sure you'll be satisfied." Fran said politely.

"Vertical." Zhongyuan Zhongya was a little slow to respond to his words, and it took him a while to speak.

Fran transformed him into a large, glittering stand-up microphone, and Nakahara Chuya held it with satisfaction.

The people below looked at the drunkard in a panic.

"Is there any problem?" Atsushi Nakajima asked in a confused voice.

"No problem." He glanced at Mr. Dazai and debated whether he should go on stage and perform Akutagawa Ryunosuke's righteous speech, which was approved by Mr. Dazai.

The unmodified voice of a young man who was not on stage suddenly sounded, a little low and hoarse, with an indescribable charm and lingering quality. As Flanaga's high-power microphone spread across the venue, it seemed to be ringing in his ears. At the same time, the words of a lover make people feel a little numb.

"Hai, Mr. Chuuya sings so beautifully." Haru Miura praised without hesitation.

Even Nanaya, who has no sense of music, can still hear the difference between him and Conan's tone-deafness. No wonder Chuuya said it was hard to hear.

The scene was a little out of control. Drunk Zhongya did not leave after one song ended, but coughed twice and started the next song.

"Nii-san Chuuya?" Suzuran touched him lightly, but a red light floated on her body and took her further away.

"Ah, this can't be done." Dazai Osamu said as he looked at Nakahara Chuuya who was drunk and crazy.

Hongye sipped the wine in the glass: "This wine is very strong." It tastes good but gets drunk easily.

Nanye looked at the stage that had completely transformed into Chuuya's special performance and blinked: "Forget it." She took a deep breath and whistled. The whistle was not loud under the amplified singing, but it felt like there was a strange feeling. Diffuse it so everyone can hear it.

Soon a dark shadow came from the bow of the ship, and a huge snake appeared next to the bonfire with a huge rabbit in its mouth.

"Let's have a barbecue!" Qiye said excitedly.

"You can also dance." Sasakawa Kyoko secretly expressed excitement, "It just so happens that it's accompanied by Mr. Chuuya's song."

"Yeah." Kurom nodded quickly.

"Hey - dance, dance~" Upon hearing the dance, Koro-sensei immediately rushed over with an excited look on his face.

"Isn't this dress suitable for dancing next to a bonfire?" Osamu Dazai felt it was particularly troublesome, so he waved his hand and found a reason to refuse.

I was eating quietly and watching the performance, but in the middle of the performance I was forced to dance. There was a huge rabbit on the bonfire above my head, and the fragrance wafted downwards.

All Might: Who am I?where am I?What am I doing?

The woman on the stage was wearing a handsome black suit, with long orange hair hanging down her neck. Her blue eyes were blurry, and her voice was mixed with male and female voices due to the interference of the illusionist. The occasional wine burp did not ruin the tone. , but because of the drunkenness, it became more hoarse and charming, which made people's hearts tremble.

He stood on it alone and sang, and his voice resounded throughout the woods, making the entire stage his own performance.

"It's almost like a concert." 800 million pursed his lips lightly and smiled.

"Ah." The women's clothing conference was dismissed because of him, and Hong Jiao Dong responded with some relief.

"Are Todoroki-kun going to dance too?" 800 Million asked, turning her head as she thought of something. She placed her fingers together in front of her, her bright black eyes flashing with anticipation.

Hong Jiao Dong looked into her bright eyes, and somewhere in his heart there was a slight movement. His voice was slightly choked: "Okay."