(Comprehensive Master Pirate Tutor) Hold on to my phone bug

On the wooden deck were boys who had put on makeup, and their colorful clothes seemed like they had entered a garden. Qiye blinked and immediately smiled wickedly: "It's really good."

Whitebeard was sitting on a chair at the back of the deck. Next to him was a red-haired boy, leaning on a wine gourd with his mouth open and looking lazy. A fat tricolor cat was lying on the other side of the wine gourd, holding a wine glass with a drunken look on his face.

"Teacher, have you drank too much?" Natsume Takashi asked. Looking up from a distance was a young girl with long light-colored hair hanging loosely, some hangings at the end of her hair, and a soft and beautiful face. , wearing a patterned feather fabric.

"Ah." Qiye trotted over, bent down and pinched the tail of his hair, "Is this hair real?"

"It was generated by the activity of Qingyan." Natsume Takashi covered his face.

"It's nice." Qiu Ye gave him a thumbs up. She glanced past Ibaraki and Tamamo Mae, and then looked at Kyoko and the others' results. She raised her lips and smiled, "They are really capable." Even if they don't Using illusion to cover up is also a perfect women's clothing.

The young Shuten Doji looked sideways. Yesterday, he and Tamamo Mae were supposed to take him and Tamamo Mae to the six-star promotion. But after learning that Tamamo Mae was a cross-dressing boss, Nanaya's thoughts were completely focused on him. He could grow up to look like a young boy. It was still the upgrade material that Ibaraki had plucked from Nanye's hands.

Although he didn't mind it very much, drinking was enough for a body like this, but Ibaraki was in a panic.

"When you go back, you have to find upgrade materials for your best friend!" Ibaraki, wearing a white suit, puffed out his cheeks and said angrily.

"Don't worry." Qiye, who usually wouldn't refuse a "girl's" request, responded.

Ibaraki: That’s what you said last time.

Qiye received his little look and immediately averted her gaze: "The banquet can start after the sun sets. Before that, daddy will drink at the bar. Do you want me to get you some snacks?"

"Ku la la la, that's enough." White Beard looked at her and shook his head with a smile. People from the kitchen often came to add food here, and there were also boys in Class E who showed off their cooking skills in order to avoid dressing up as women.

Ibaraki stared at her straightly.

Qiye once again diverted her attention to Yu Shao Shen Zi in the center of the deck. The young man was already beautiful, and at this moment, he was even more androgynous, with an aura that made people unable to take their eyes away. Compared with other women who were hiding and decadent after dressing up. , Zi is always confident and flamboyant, and likes to show off her beauty.

Wearing the loose clothes of a dancer, covering his manly body, he stood in the middle of the deck and smiled at her. He was beautiful and would always be the center of attention.

Qiye looked at him with an unavoidable look of amazement, and praised: "Zi is so beautiful."

"I am beautiful no matter what." Yu Shao Shen Zi said narcissistically as she flipped her hair.

Sukuna Gojo, who was wearing a fluffy princess dress next to him, looked at him expressionlessly.

Qiye's smile faltered slightly, and he looked towards the sky. The blue sky seemed to be distorted, and then a huge white machine flashed in the sky, and the light and shadow fell down, shooting straight in the direction where they were.

"Can the ship withstand it?" Tamamo asked calmly, covering half of his face with a fan.

"No problem." Whitebeard squinted at the sky, "It's an acquaintance."

Several points of light fell on the ship, a faint white smoke rose up, and the figures inside were slowly revealed, the people of Valia and Mirufiore.

"I miss you so much." Bai Lan put her arms around Qiye's shoulders and said movedly, "You don't even know what I've been through during this time~" His tone was erratic.

Qiye looked at him, thinking that school was about to start, and Koro-sensei would probably force her to go back to study again. She slowly smiled, with a bit of bad intentions: "Are you running away?" She mouthed towards Bai Lan.

"I will naturally go if Nanaya-chan invites me." Looking at Irie Shoichi and Kikyo and the others walking over slowly, Bai Lan replied quickly.

Qiye looked at him and reached a consensus.

"Hehehe, I'm very grateful to my sister for inviting us to the party, but what is this?" Bell knew Murasaki Gogami and Sukuna Gojo, and he knew deeply that their gender was male.

"As you can see." Qiye slowly walked over and pressed his shoulder, "It's a women's party, Brother Prince." The tone of the last address was particularly strange.

"...I'm going back." XANXUS looked at it indifferently for a few seconds and turned to leave.

"Bastard Boss!" Scuvarro yelled.

Bai Lan reached out and blocked the transmission system of the Super Flame Ring. After learning that A Gang and the others had activated it at will in his memory, he specially added a safety catch that belonged to him.

XANXUS turned back to look at him indifferently, one hand already on the gun on his waist.

Bai Lan smiled at him without fear: "Since it's Nanaya-chan's invitation, there's nothing wrong with dressing up in women's clothing~ Or do you not dare?"

Qiye pressed Bell's shoulders and gave Bai Lan a thumbs up: "Well said."

"Yes." Ace, who noticed the breath coming out of the room, squatted on the railing, "If you want to fight, I will accompany you." He stood up all of a sudden, and half of his body gradually turned into red flames. He smiled with hooked lips, a bit of malice and provocation.

XANXUA narrowed his eyes, with some murderous intent on his body.

"Ah, it's just women's clothing." Lusilia twisted her body over, put her arm around Qiye's shoulders from the other side, and took out a box with her other hand and dangled it, "If you want to grow hair, I can help too~"

"Then let's go in, eldest sister." Qiye's eyes were slightly bright. Although she also had the Qing attribute, she did not have a corresponding box that could fully bring out Qing's characteristics. For her, she only needed to use a knife.

"...Why eldest sister?" Shuten, who was sitting and drinking, asked with a wooden face. This person was different from Ibaraki, who was dressed as a woman. The tone of her speech made him feel goosebumps for some reason.

Qiye's eyes were pure: "Because it's Lusilia."

Shuten didn't understand at all.

"This guy's hair is quite lush." ​​Lusilia looked at Jiutan with some pity, and soon her eyes turned to his exposed strong abdominal muscles. "These muscles are really good." He held the box. He half-covered his face with his hands, his face slightly red.

Shutun:? ? ?

"What are you looking at, my best friend!" Ibaraki immediately exploded.

Luslia waved to him shyly: "Ah~"

Jiuting couldn't help but straighten his body, and suddenly felt the urge to change clothes to cover his chest.

"Pfft." Qiye laughed when she saw them like this. She took a few steps forward and grabbed the child floating in the air, "Mammon, come and help."

Mammon had a ▼へ▼ expression, and asked emotionally: "Do you want to give me money?"

"What kind of friendship do we have?" Qiye rubbed him hard while walking.

"There is no friendship in front of money." Mamon stood firm.

"Eh——" Qiye prolonged his tone.

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"This is it." Yosano Akiko said hesitantly, holding a map. Looking from here, she could only see a somewhat damaged building, with "Obsidian Paradise" written on the top, which was not popular at all.

"It looks quite shabby." Atsushi Nakajima's eyes widened.

"It's really bad——" Edogawa Ranpo said bluntly.

"Nanaye said to call her at the door." Yosano Akiko was a little suspicious of this "door", hesitated for a while and then called her according to the number written on the invitation letter.

"This building looks like a good place to commit suicide." Osamu Dazai looked at the dilapidated building with a holy look on his face, "I wonder what it would be like to jump off the roof."

Atsushi Nakajima and Kyoka Izumi glanced sideways at the same time.

"Then try dancing." The girl's clear and teasing voice suddenly sounded, and her figure slowly appeared from the air, shaking the contact device in her hand.

Osamu Dazai fixed his gaze on the place where she came out, stretched out his hand and touched that area, but found nothing. He turned his head slightly and looked at Qiye, his eyes a little dark.

"I'll take you in for the first time." Qiye smiled at them, "Let's go."

As she followed her pace, everything around her seemed to be foggy and then dissipated. What came into view was a beautiful small forest with various strange animals, and a huge pirate ship that occupied all the sight.

"Wow." Nakajima Atsushi couldn't help but exclaimed in admiration, "It's so big!"

But soon he looked at the stairs in front of him and his face turned dark: "Are we going to go this way?"

Nanye tilted her head and looked at Kyoka, Sister Akiko and Ranpo for a while, feeling a little regretful: "Let's take the elevator."

"Compared to the elevator, isn't there teleportation?" Edogawa Ranpo stretched out his hand towards the girl, his smile a little childish, "I really want to try it."

"Okay." Qiye said briskly, and quickly held his hand, and then silvery white liquid emerged from the palm, extended outward, wrapped around everyone's body and disappeared.

Isolated, Osamu Dazai looked at the huge staircase with some dejection, stroking his head and muttering to himself: "Ah, I'm so tired, where is the elevator?"

When Qiye arrived on the deck, she realized that one was missing. She looked at the others in silence.

"Dazai's ability is not very good for this kind of thing." Yosano Akiko concluded.

"...Compared to Mr. Dazai, what is this situation?" Atsushi Nakajima rubbed his eyes, as if he saw something unclean.

Qiye heard the communicator in his hand ring again: "Ah, others are here too, I'll go there again." After saying that, he disappeared from the spot.

Nakajima Atsushi's neck was stiff, and soon a young man with a small red flower in his hair appeared in front of them like a flame with his upper body exposed, and said with a bit of a smirk: "Welcome to the women's clothing party."

-

"Hey, where did this come from? Squatting here is just an eyesore." The young man's voice sounded, full of provocation and full of sarcasm.

Dazai Osamu immediately turned his head when he heard this, and when he saw the young man in black clothes, he also started to mock: "Oh, where are you from, the dark dwarf. You can't even see him if you don't speak."

Chigua Qiye blinked and turned to look at Sister Hongye: "This is worse than children quarreling."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke secretly stared at her.

Qiye turned her head and looked at his face for a few seconds: "Tsk, he looks good."

Ryunosuke Akutagawa:? ? ?

Dazai Osamu, who had been arguing for a while, turned his head immediately when he saw Nanye going up the stairs: "Where is the elevator!" His face changed, and the fake tears wiping the corners of his eyes were pitiful, "How can you leave me alone."

Qiye: Well——

"Ha! You need an elevator to go up this kind of stairs. You are really degraded, Dazai." Nakahara Chuuya continued in his mocking mode.

"Chuuya likes to climb the stairs by himself if he's afraid of it!" Dazai immediately shouted back, "I really can't stand your mindlessness."

"Ha!" Nakahara Chuuya said in a long tone, "I will definitely kick you down from the top soon and fulfill your wish to die."

Dazai said disdainfully: "Now I need a beautiful young lady to die in love with me."

Qiye changed hands: "Go inside the elevator."

The two people entered the elevator noisily and then calmed down. Nakahara Chuuya seemed to be unable to bear to look at Dazai's face anymore and looked at Qiye: "I really didn't expect that there would be a party at this time. What are you celebrating?"

Qiye winked at him playfully: "You'll know when you get up there."

Zhongyuan Zhongya felt an inexplicable chill in his heart. He frowned slightly. After the elevator stopped, there was a dark corridor. After he opened the door through the corridor and saw the light again, his face turned dark.

Osamu Dazai was rare and silent. His eyes widened and his tone was strange: "Women's clothing party?"

Ryunosuke Akutagawa: That’s what you mean by her good looks.

A chill inevitably came over me.

"I'm going back." Zhongyuan Zhongya made a decision immediately.

Qiye changed her hands and put her hand on his shoulder: "Hey, don't leave."

The orange-haired young man's body glowed with a faint red light, and Dazai Osamu also put his hand on his shoulder, smiling like a devil: "Now that Chuuya is here, don't leave."

Even though he suddenly lost gravity, he didn't have any urgency. He narrowed his blue eyes, and then suddenly kicked him back. After Dazai Osamu dodged with a back jump, he followed the trend and attacked Nanaya. Gravity swept him at the same time.

"Ah, I'm not good at dealing with this." Nanaya muttered to herself. The moment Chuuya was about to kick him, she shouted, "Qianqiu!"

Nakahara Zhongya's entire body couldn't move at that moment.

He pressed his eyes and called: "Qing Gong Qianqiu."

Qiye smiled, took away her hand and took a few steps back: "Chuya looks good in women's clothing."

Nakahara Chuuya struggled desperately: "Where is Dazai." He knew that Qianqiu's telekinesis was ineffective against him, but he always had to put a cushion on his back before he died.

"Together." Qiye said firmly.

Dazai, who was coming to watch the show, his smile froze and he waved his hand: "I don't need it."

"Dazai looks good." Nanaya grinned. She didn't insist on anything like Terasaka, and women's clothing was also eye-catching, but she didn't let anyone with acceptable looks go.

Dazai carefully looked around the room with some surprise, and saw the disheartened Atsushi Nakajima and Ranpo Edogawa who seemed to be quite happy. He looked at Nanaya with a forced smile, and was immediately interrupted when he was about to say something.

"I just do it for fun and fun."

There was a slight drop of cold sweat on Dazai's face, so no matter what he said, couldn't it be a reason?Unless he immediately turns into a pig-headed face.

"Ha." Zhongyuan Zhongya, who had been transformed by Fran's illusion once before and was not so ashamed, laughed mercilessly.

Dazai: He wants to find a young lady to die for his love, but he doesn’t want to become a young lady himself.

"Resign yourself to your fate." Yosano Akiko came over and patted his shoulder and said sympathetically. She had seen a lot of their women's clothing on the way from the deck to the room.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who originally wanted to retreat secretly but was restrained by Chiaki's telekinesis, was also determined to give up. He didn't want to change into women's clothing in front of Mr. Dazai!

Hongye smiled evilly.

"By the way, Sister Akiko." Nanaya's eyes fell on Yosano Akiko, "It seems that there is something else I need your help with this time."

Yosano Akiko blinked: "Treatment?"

"Hundred." Qiye called to the girl.

Eight Million immediately handed over the cross-dressing work in her hands and ran over. She glanced hesitantly at the four self-deprecating cross-dressers in the corner and All Might and Aizawa-sensei who were comforting them. She asked in a low voice: "Before dinner, Isn’t it not good?”

Yosano Akiko hummed: "Pretentious."

"Believe in All Might." Qiye covered his lips and said with unclear meaning.

800 Million thought about it seriously. Their hero probably wouldn't be knocked down by such a little pain. She immediately ignited her fighting spirit and ran towards All Might: "I'll call them."

Glancing lightly at Koro-sensei, who was waiting in line for women's clothing while Dazai and the others were waiting, Nanaya slowly smiled and said, "We'll go to the quieter room downstairs later."

"Koro-sensei wants to go too." The yellow octopus immediately rushed to her and said coquettishly.

"Then quickly get rid of that, you do it." Qiye pointed at Dazai.

It took Koro-sensei five seconds to return to where he was.

Osamu Dazai looked at the women's clothes he had changed into and couldn't help but fell into deep thought. He raised his hand and bent his fingers. He even did a manicure. He pulled his hair, and it was true.

If it wasn't a superpower, would it just be speed?

Zhongyuan Zhong also laughed unceremoniously.

"We want to see it too." Izuku Midoriya, who came with All Might, said with his face covered.

"Why are you so shy?" Qiye prepared to take them there, "Isn't that the case for everyone?"

"Bring up Onikiri below later." Chiaki half-raised his hand and said.

Qiye blinked: "No problem."

-

"This is Doctor Yosano Akiko." 800 Million introduced to them, "This is All Might who needs Sister Akiko's help."

Yosano Akiko picked up her black suitcase and looked at the thin man. His eyes were sunken into shadows. He looked a little old but had no special symptoms. He was just an old man and he was healthy.

All Might was also sizing up this woman in a long black skirt and white shirt, with short black hair and a butterfly hairpin. She was beautiful and calm. Perhaps knowing in advance that she was a doctor gave her a sense of majesty.

"Use it as you like." Qiye opened the room where they usually treated wounds and was gearing up again, "I'm going to catch Onikiri." She grabbed Koro-sensei again, "Teacher, help me catch Onikiri first and then come back."

"Eh-" Koro-sensei was dissatisfied.

"Sister Akiko's treatment won't have any effect on an octopus like you. You can just stop by and take a look later." Qiye forcefully dragged him away.

800 million waved to her with a smile, and his mood seemed light because of the presence of Yosano Akiko: "Everyone, please."

There are some common medicines in the room, as well as several hospital beds separated by curtains.

Yosano Akiko nodded with satisfaction and pointed to one: "Lie down on it and I'll take care of it."

All Might suddenly felt a little stressed, and he reluctantly asked, "Do you need me to tell you about your illness?"

Yosano Akiko narrowed her eyes: "Are you doubting my expertise?"

All Might immediately shook his head, the doctor's aura was so strong!

Seeing All Might and the overly young doctor coming to the hospital bed and closing the curtain and entering the small cubicle, Izuku Midoriya asked in a low voice: "There is nothing a normal doctor can do about All Might's injury." Right." After asking, he couldn't help but muttered, "Is it really okay for her to look so young? Are there tools in her suitcase? It looks like there are so few, what method is she going to use? Fill in the missing parts…”

People around him couldn't help but stay away from him.

"It's okay." The 800 million classmates who were looking at the women's clothing couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. Seeing Todoroki's long-haired student's appearance becoming softer and more feminine, she blushed again, and she immediately turned her attention to Sister Akiko. Entering the small cubicle, their figures can be seen through the shadows on the curtain.

She spoke more smoothly: "Sister Akiko's ability is 'Please don't die'."

Others were slightly stunned when they heard the ability.

Midoriya Izuku also realized that since he is from Qiye's side, he must have supernormal abilities just like Mr. Skeleton. Please don't die. This name is so strange.

"Hey." Hong Jiao Dong couldn't help but say as he watched the woman in the shadow raise a hatchet.

"You must bring people to a near-death state before you can use it." 800 million finished his words immediately.

As the hatchet fell, others outside couldn't help but shed cold sweat when they saw the splatter of blood and heard All Might's screams.

"Near-death state." Shota Aizawa hypothesized, "If minor wounds need to be treated."

"It must be near-death." 800 Million covered his face, "Don't worry, Sister Akiko is very professional." Whether it's treatment or bringing people to a near-death state.

Iida Tenya whispered: "Fortunately, heroes have healing girls."

Bakugou, who was dressed as a woman, didn't want to say anything at all. He stared at the shadow that appeared on the curtain.

"Ah." Hong Jiao Dong praised his words.

"It's so unreasonable to be near death." Izuku Midoriya shed a cold sweat, and suddenly he saw a faint light coming from the curtain.

All Might's screams did not stop.

Then he heard the woman's clear, pleasant but devilish voice: "Sorry, I cut you one more time, do it again."

Izuku Midoriya froze and trembled, but fortunately the heroes had healing girls!

No one noticed that there was a shivering yellow octopus at the door. He just poked half of his head out, and then looked at it for a few seconds without daring to breathe, and quickly disappeared in place, shouting in his heart that he would not let him see it for seven nights. correct!terrible!

Even if it has no effect on him!

After the treatment, All Might came out from behind the curtain dragging his body exhausted. His sunken face looked like he had suffered great torture, and his whole body was weak and weak.

When he saw Midoriya and others waiting at the door, he couldn't help but burst into tears: "Young men..." He fell to the ground before he could say anything.

"Ah! All Might's soul has come out!" Midoriya Izuku was extremely nervous.

Yosano Akiko was still wiping her knife inside. Hearing this, she stuck her head out and said, "Do you need to come back for a follow-up consultation?"

All Might jumped up and stood up immediately.

Everyone at the door: Ah, the soul is back.

He shed tears of emotion. The earrings used for hallucinations had been removed from his ears. From the difficulty of breathing when he had just taken them off to the difficulty of breathing now, although they were not very comfortable, the causes were different. In his body The injured organ has fully recovered after being severely "re-injured" and "healed".

The doctor's main problem is that he can no longer activate the knife at the best time to cut her off. It's really terrible!He never wanted to see this doctor again!Qiye's subtle expression is really up to no good!

"Next time you are injured, remember to come to me." Yosano Akiko, who had wiped the knife clean but still had blood on her clothes, came out and said with a slight smile, "I like to heal injured people the most."

Everyone could not help but think of words in their hearts: Devil!This is really the devil!

All Might shook it into a sieve.

"I'll take Sister Akiko to change clothes." 800 million hesitated for a while and smiled. Sister Akiko's ability makes people feel that she will never be hurt!

After 800 Million told them that they could go back and take the "Devil Doctor" away, All Might raised his hands tremblingly: "For the first time, I felt that healing is so painful."

Midoriya Izuku witnessed the Devil Doctor's "misses" several times, and he could only pat All Might on the shoulder to express comfort.

Shota Aizawa wanted to say something to comfort him, but the door was opened again.

The woman with short black hair stuck her head out with a slight smile: "Tell me that you have suffered some injuries before and caused adverse consequences. I will help you eliminate them." Then she chopped off the injured areas one by one. After that.

Knowing who the 800 million was talking about, Izuku Midoriya and Shota Aizawa turned their heads stiffly.

But before they could say any words of rejection, the doctor continued talking on his own: "Anyway, the clothes are dirty."

The 800 million people at the door smiled shyly and apologetically at them.

After being dragged into the small cubicle with a curtain, Midoriya Izuku met the sympathetic looks of others. When he saw the bright red blood inside, his hair stood on end. He couldn't help but doubt his life. Why did he get hurt? !

Looking at the figure of the woman who continued to take out the hatchet, and listening to Midoriya's screams inside, Shota Aizawa swallowed his saliva and hesitated: "My injury..."

"You suffered a serious injury in USJ and left sequelae." All Might, who had completed the treatment and wanted to share his experience with others, said seriously, "it is better to get treatment."

Shota Aizawa: "No, I..." He still wanted to fight to the death.

"It's good for your eyes, teacher." Tenya Iida, who didn't have to go in, raised his finger at him. It would have been nice if his face wasn't so stiff and solemn.

Todoroki Todoroki and Bakugou Katsuki silently expressed their sympathy.

Shota Aizawa: To make my eyes better, do you want to suffer another devastating blow from a unilateral form?Angry that he refused.