high castle elves

After going downstairs, Alamir came to the kitchen and made himself a bowl of longevity noodles.

The beef was stewed by him last night, using the meat of Shandong blue-hoofed bison. The noodles were made by Shaksaya in the morning. In the bowl, he skillfully put minced garlic and minced sola grass with a taste similar to coriander. , and soon, a steaming bowl of braised beef noodles was freshly cooked.

Considering it was his birthday today, he also added two omelette eggs made from cockatrice eggs.

Just as Alamir was eating his 73-year-old longevity noodles with a pious sense of ritual, Sukka Black Horn, who was chewing a large piece of roast beef in the corner of the long table, made a loud eating sound, which made Alamir feel more and more... Things don't go well.

He couldn't figure it out why a tauren liked to eat beef?

And even if you like to eat meat, and you also like to eat beef, is it because you eat too much beef that you become a cow?

Seeing the black horn chewing with gusto, Alamir couldn't help but ask him whether he was angry or not, silently thinking about today's birthday.

"Horn...is it delicious?"

"It's really delicious, my master." The tauren said vaguely while drinking the mushroom and red flower soup. His voice became louder as he continued to deal with the remaining hind legs.

"Okay, as long as you're happy." Alamir finished eating his longevity noodles and fried eggs and just took a breath.At this time, Shaksaya brought another huge cream cake.

Shaksaya, who exuded the aphrodisiac aura unique to the snake demon clan, made the black-horned man beside him gasp for breath with red eyes, but he did not dare to look at her.

After all, she is a high-level demon. The six kitchen knives on her body can cut her into thin slices of beef in minutes. He once saw with his own eyes that one of his own kind was cut into pieces in this way. Beef hot pot.

Well, although the hot pot was quite delicious, thinking of the delicacy of that thing called hot pot, the purgatory tauren Suka Black Horn touched the black horns that he was proud of, and couldn't help but sip the saliva from the corner of his mouth.

"Great master, do you want to eat me first or eat me first??" Shaksaya finally put on small clothes, but in Alamir's view, this fishnet-shaped underwear that was about to burst was still Why don't you wear it?

"Give me a new one!!" Alamir felt a little dizzy...

"As you command, dear master." After saying that, in the restaurant, Shaksaya made some unintelligible sounds in her mouth while twisting, and then slowly took off the simple covering on her chest, provocatively He looked across the table at the desire demon Bai Natrien, and the tauren next to him buried his head in the wooden plate in front of him with hatred.

Then, with a expressionless expression and a sarcastic look on her face, the demon began to take off her clothes to prove that she was no "smaller" than her.

To be fair, although the demon of lust, Bynatrian, hates lust, she also enjoys the pleasure of love. Although her body size is similar to that of Alamir, if she is enlarged to the same proportion, she is not only no smaller than Shaksaya, but even more majestic.

"Put on your clothes!!" Alamir looked at the two demons starting again, his tone of anger reaching the extreme.

But he forgot that due to customs, demons and demons are "shameful" in the eyes of humans, and cursing is nothing more than praise in their ears...

So the two "witches" put on their clothes with flushed faces. Shaksaya actually took out a piece of pure gold underwear with two snakes carved on it, which looked extremely tempting.

"Is this also their contribution??" Alamir asked as he looked at Shaksaya, whose snake waist was twisting more and more unnaturally.

"Of course, with a little bit of bluffing and intimidation, those stupid mortals will give what the master wants." Shaksaya puffed up her chest proudly.

Seeing that the snake demon's costume was a little too much, Alamir didn't dare to look at it, and turned to look at his birthday cake.

The cake in front of him was as big as two round tables, with a diameter of three meters. It was densely covered with 73 giant butter candles, carved into the shapes of various kind-hearted races that were tortured and wailing. Alamir had to sigh, mortals are just like this. No idea.

This cake, as well as the gorgeous gold ornaments and robes worn by the two "devils", are all "sacrifice" collected by these two demons from demons and devil worshipers when they were projected into the human world.

Seeing the demonic writing on it dedicated to the great snake demon lord and the end of all things, as well as the bloody throne that was said to be made of the blood of real virgins and decorated with gold foil, Alamir couldn't help but feel distressed.

Can't you just give me a normal fruit cake?So many berries in the forest.

Looking at the "ancient secret texts" each of which were as big as a plate and made of sinful gold, Alamir couldn't help but sigh.

Gold formed several crooked Chinese characters: Li Nan, happy birthday!

Happy birthday to me, Li Nan, no, Alamir muttered softly, and then he closed his eyes and made a wish.

"Great master, your humble servant wishes you a happy 73rd birthday." When Alamir made a wish, three voices sounded at the same time.

When he opened his eyes again, the tauren Suka Blackhorn prostrated himself and presented him with the fur of the first giant bear he had killed this winter. The six-armed snake demon presented him with an artifact said to be an artifact from a certain small kingdom, called the Pale Essence of Sin. Long sword.

On the other hand, the demon of desire, Bai Natrien, put on an even more disgusting costume and found a steel pipe. With a "dedicated" provocative and seductive look on his face, he murmured in disgust while dancing. Some kind of dance.

"Living with a bunch of inhuman creatures is really a headache."

After accepting a certain "artifact" and spreading the bearskin on his throne, and watching the desire demon dance for a while, Alamir had to spend at least half an hour using that sword to cut off those blessings. Spell, a tallow candle said to never go out.

After cutting the candles, looking at the cake that was already in a mess and uneatable, Alamir could only carefully choose a corner and take a bite, feeling the strong bloody taste inside, and listened to Shaksaya proudly talking about the inside. There was delicious virgin blood, and he quickly took a few sips.

He casually gave the remaining cake to the salivating beef man, no, the tauren. Alamir let out a long sigh and went to take a bath in the hot spring on the mountain behind the castle.

"I knew it would be bad at 73!" The elf, who had already had a premonition, looked at his hot spring and felt that the ancients were honest and could not be deceived.

He seemed to have forgotten that he had thrown a certain vengeful giant baby eagle here in the morning. When he saw Alamir coming, it happily took revenge in its own way.

"You polluted my room and my hot spring?" Smelling the faint fishy smell in the small pool, he wanted to beat Milky, but found that the other person had already flown into the sky, and even shook the water droplets on his face. Then it flew away with a cooing sound.

"What a terrible birthday." Alamir couldn't help but sigh.

"Yes, my great master, the elf among elves, the great young master of Hamburg." While he was sighing, there was suddenly a suspicious creature swimming under the water, making an indistinct sound.

Then Alamir was naked...

Damn it, I forgot that the snake demon is an amphibious creature!

Looking at a figure huddled up under the water that was half human and half snake.

"Dear Master, the devil always prevails over the devil."

"Although they do not allow their masters to enjoy the pleasure of lust before they reach adulthood, lust demons are experts in this field! In the entire multiverse, lust demons are proficient in various erotic techniques far beyond those of other races."

With a bang, the desire demon also sank down, and continued to compete with her natural enemy on another battlefield.

"Stop it!!! I'm still a 73-year-old kid." Alamir looked up to the sky and sighed.

An hour later, the two "witches" who kept licking the corners of their mouths each activated their flash spells and appeared in his bedroom with Alamir. Then they helped Alamir get dressed naked.

The "intimate" nature of the whole process and the fierce competition between the two made the powerless Alamir feel a little overwhelmed.

"Fortunately, I have already achieved the transformation of muscles and bones. The elf is half innate. Although I didn't lose my body, I almost lost all my efforts."

After finally getting dressed, Alamir walked out of his fortress called Hamburg with his secret "volcanic brew" and his carefully prepared delicacies.

"It's time to kowtow to the two masters and wish me a happy birthday."

After calming down, Alamir carried the wine and food, step by step, towards the cave on the top of the mountain that faintly exuded huge blood energy and terrifying evil energy.