high castle elves

If a creature looks like a dragon, has habits like a dragon, and attacks like a dragon, then... it has absolutely nothing to do with a dragon!

Looking at the huge creature that was almost 40 feet, and estimated to be about ten meters in length, wearing white clothes and a red scarf on his left arm, Alamir suddenly remembered the introduction to the blue-footed dragon snake in the gray elf's collection: Green The dragon-footed snake is a creature cultivated by the ancient giants to fight against this giant dragon. It is a natural enemy of the giant dragon. It is as powerful as the blue dragon but has a much smaller range than the blue dragon's linear lightning breath, but they do not belong to Any kind of dragon or subspecies of dragon.

Green-footed dragon snakes usually live in groups. Most adult green-footed dragon snakes are mid-level magical beasts, and many are high-level beings. Although they are not as intelligent as giant dragons, they will occasionally follow other than dragons, mainly humans. Negotiate.

If there are dragons within dozens of miles of their lair, they will kill them at all costs. Only if the dragon is strong enough will they move. The first test for many young dragons to leave the nest alone is almost always Green-footed dragon snake.

Alamir has reason to believe that this blue-footed dragon snake is definitely not near Senior Sister Red Dragon's lair, because Senior Sister Red Dragon, who has already established her own power, must have passed this level.

Interestingly, Chapter 11 of the Gray Elf book "Research on Tavern Culture in the Human World" mentioned that a human empire called Calimshan had a small city called Memnon, and there was a city called Brass Green in it. The Tavern of the Foot Dragon Snake, although the wine inside has nothing to do with the Blue Foot Dragon Snake, it is said to be very famous.

"How much alcohol did this author drink..." Alamir finally had some understanding of how the gray elves spent their long lives. From the fact that this investigator drank all the so-called wine in the name of research, Judging from the behavior of most taverns in the human world, he almost smiled at some of the behaviors of the gray elves under the rigid and decadent system.

The arrogance and rigidity brought about by the ancient existence, as well as the long life span, make their behaviors and work processes extremely cumbersome and lengthy. Many people can benefit from this ancient and rigid system for an inexplicable reason. It is simply - —

It's the otherworldly version of John Bull...

I don't know why, but every time Alamir sees this "book", he always thinks of a famous corrupt country and a comedy called "Yes, Minister".

The author "hardly" examined it for decades, and finally came to the conclusion that human tavern culture is rude and not worth mentioning. Among them, rum, apple gin, Bettenge bottle, sword Bay sea water brew...and nearly a hundred varieties are not as good as Gray Elf's fruit wine!In the end, he wrote several books based on this. He suffered a "work-related injury" with a slight beer belly due to drinking "bad quality wine". The investigator was also said to have obtained a third-level elf badge... .

Very good, very useful. Listening to what you have to say is just like - listening to what you have to say.

On both ends of the story, when looking at the other world's positioning of the green-footed dragon snake magical monster, Alamir, as an other world aesthetic, is not as simple as criticizing it.

Why don’t you call this a dragon? ?

I think it looks more like a dragon than those big lizards. Look at the pair of black horns on the green-footed dragon snake's crocodile-like head, as well as its slender body like a giant snake, and its twelve thick legs. , each one has sharp three-toed dragon claws on it. Alamir feels that he is more like those centipede-like, weird-looking dragons that have failed in cultivation...

Alamir suddenly remembered the biography of Jigong that he heard when he was a child. Jigong had an apprentice named Feilong Monk, who was more than twenty feet long, had twelve legs, and had the head of a dragon. It was said that when the dragon wanted to contaminate the centipede, it would give birth to a centipede. This beast is called Feilong.

Could it be that the reason why the giant dragon and the blue-footed dragon and snake are so incompatible is because when the giant created this creature...Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, no eyes, no eyes, Alamir was beaten all over his body Cold War, the download button for "Senior Sister Red Dragon and the Giant Centipede.avi" suddenly appeared in my mind.

something is wrong with you! ! !

After putting the terrible thoughts out of his mind, Alamir once again felt that he was still a pure half-blood gray elf.

Without further ado, Alamir looked at the behemoth in front of him and thought about how to strike.

The first is the dragon skin. It is said that the skin of the green-footed dragon snake has good magic resistance, but if you obviously wear the green-footed dragon snake skin armor, the escaping breath will be attacked by the green-footed dragon snake, and Alamir has not yet He knew how to create magic equipment, so Alamir planned to peel off the dragon skin and replace the bearskin chairs in the hall with dragon skin chairs.

As for the ugly and ferocious dragon head, it is said that the eyes of the blue-footed dragon snake seem to be magic materials. Alamir is going to take it off, see if he can peel off the meat, marinate it, and hang the white bone dragon head as a trophy in his living room.

When the time comes, a plate of braised dragon head meat will be served at the faucet, and some fried peanuts and roasted green-footed dragon snake brains will be so satisfying...

As for dragon blood, Alamir will not engage in dragon blood bathing, a traditional project for brave men. He plans to try to make blood or blood sausage to see if it is poisonous... It will be the New Year by then. Serve your own pickled cranberries and cabbage, boil the dragon bones into stock, and grind your own tofu from soybeans, add dragon meat or blood sausage, and have a steaming pot of dragon-killing vegetables. If there are a few more guests, , that would be more respectable.

The more he thought about it, the more honorable Alamir felt, and he wished he could create a circle of friends from another world! !

Twelve short legs of green-footed dragon snakes, half were made into waxed dragon hooves, half were frozen and stewed, the dragon claws and tails were made into pickled pepper-flavored braised vegetables, part of the abdominal fat was boiled and eaten, and part was chopped It can be put into meat fillings, partially refined into oil, and used to make miscellaneous sauce or make dumplings. It won't go bad anyway if you put it in the magic pocket.

The tenderloin is used to fry the crispy meat, and the rest is used to fill the dragon meat sausage. The dragon steak can be used as a big dish. The leftover thicker meat can be grilled. Let’s stir-fry the dragon liver and dragon loin together, and the dragon heart and dragon intestines. It can be marinated, and the remaining "longza" can be made into a spicy and sour dry pot!Simply delicious.

Got it, let’s go to the foot of the mountain to buy chili!Alamir suddenly remembered that elves can't eat spicy food. The chili peppers he occasionally eats on weekdays are all Encarius's stock. However, the high-level druid Nasreen at the foot of the mountain still has a lot of stock. He uses Making some kind of healing potion.

It would be better to go there in a few days. If he discovers that I have the aura of "mother" on my body, that would be bad.Alamir put down the throbbing in his heart and looked at the nearly two-ton green-footed dragon snake in front of him, his eyes radiating a fiery light.

The hideous and terrifying creature in front of him has turned into hot pot, stew, dry pot, barbecue, sausage, bacon...

Dry!Alamir took off the red elf cloth tied to his arms and wrapped it around his head, revealing the word "Special" on his arms. The kitchen knife in his hand flashed with a light that made his heart palpitate.

The first was skinning. Alamir wielded his sword like flying. He felt that his martial arts had never been so good before, and then——

The sound of ping-ping-pong-pong sounded like gold and stone clashing, and sparks flew from the kitchen knife...

It can't be peeled off! !

This green-footed dragon snake seems to be a high-level creature. The scales on its body are hard and flexible. It has been dead for a long time and has been buried in ice and snow and has frozen hard. The scales on its body are getting harder and harder.

"I can't break the defense of a dead high-level creature?? This is true for green-footed dragons and snakes. It can be seen that the low-level warriors killing giant dragons in the novel are simply nonsense." Alamir rubbed his sore muscles , tied up the hair that was standing up, and felt that the useless knowledge increased again.

Although Alamir could directly chop with a sword, he was afraid of damaging the integrity of the dragon's skin, so he could only use a kitchen knife to peel it off bit by bit along the wounds scratched by Sephiroth's "Aunt"'s giant claws... .... What's terrible is that the fatal wound is on the back of the snake's head, which makes skinning it very difficult.

In particular, although the Green-footed Dragon Snake is dead, the current contained in its body is still there, and the current is also dissipating with its death...

As we all know, metal and flesh are conductive...

Therefore, every time Alamir chops, it feels like a kitchen knife chopping wires. Sparks fly out and his whole body is numb. If it weren't for the ray of electricity absorbed in his Dantian, not only Alamir's hair would be electrocuted. It's stood up.

Haha, this can stump my little burger master. Alamir's eyes flashed: "Stupid ingredients, the most terrifying enemy is yourself..."

In the empty mountain, Alamir shouted out extremely confidently.

Alamir coiled up the huge green-footed dragon snake, then picked up one of its claws, easily scratched it from the back of the head, peeled off its skin, and then slid it down to the tail.

Finally, after using all the efforts of nine cows and two tigers, the skin of the green-footed dragon snake was finally peeled off.

Then he picked up the longest kitchen knife and inserted it into the belly of the green-footed dragon snake from below. The handle of the knife was inserted upside down in the soil, and a huge wooden basin was placed next to it to catch the blood.

"Hey hey hey, I don't believe it can't be done!!" Alamir clapped his hands and looked at his "masterpiece", feeling that he had learned physics in middle school in vain.

The earth is a good conductor. The metal kitchen knife will conduct the electric current escaping from the body of the green-footed dragon snake into the earth. It will no longer make Alamil's body numb from time to time. Moreover, it can also release the blood of the green-footed dragon snake, making the flesh No fishy smell.

Seeing the opponent's dark purple blood gurgling down, Alamir did the same thing at the dragon's tail, trying to drain the blood as much as possible.

Here he was bleeding and discharged, and over there Alamir began to go to the stream to clean and process the dragon skin. He used a knife to scrape off the flesh and blood attached to the back of the dragon skin, remove excess fascia, and pull out some scales that could easily hurt people.

This green-footed dragon snake was more than ten meters long, and the skin it peeled off was quite large. By the time Alamir finished cleaning it and hung it to dry on the top floor of the castle, night had fallen.

Just in time, I'll try a piece of meat tonight... The green-footed dragon snake that has been bled out is a beautiful pink-white color, and the meat is crystal clear. It looks very suitable for eating raw, bah bah. Bah, this kind of dragon and snake meat may have some parasites, so it's better to cook it well.

To be on the safe side, Alamir cut off a small piece and cooked it in white water, then dipped it in salt and pepper to test the taste. At the same time, he held a bottle of magic healing potion in one hand, ready to put it directly into his mouth if something went wrong.

Hiss - The wonderful touch on the tip of his tongue made Alamir feel a little dazed. He used strong willpower to suppress the desire to continue cooking and eating. Alamir's eyes were dull...

Only then did he realize that he might have made a huge, unforgivable mistake...

Damn it! !In the snow, the gray elf, a young mixed-race boy with a dejected expression, knelt on the ground in the posture of a defeated dog and kept hammering the ground with his hands.

Behind him, a strange light flashed in the eyes of the huge pink-white monster corpse.