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After Li Sheng left, it took Ma Dan and the other soldiers a while to recover, and they were all covered in cold sweat.

"What the fuck! Zhu Tou! Niu Fen! Look what bad idea you two came up with! You always wanted to see a joke! Now it's better, I almost lost my life!"

"Team, captain! If you don't agree, we won't dare to do this!"

Zhu Tou and Niu Fen said tremblingly.

"Hey! You two are still reasonable! You must tell my uncle Ma Tong and let you two clean the entire army's toilets for a month!"

Ma Dan was a little angry. Although he was at fault, he would not have remembered to do this if Zhu Tou and Niu Fen had not come up with the bad idea.

But being angry is what makes them angry. It's still a good time for the few of them to play together. Otherwise, I'm afraid they wouldn't just be cleaning the toilet.

Zhu Tou and Niu Fen looked at each other and knew they were in the wrong, so they had no choice but to lower their heads and agreed reluctantly.

"Quick, stand up quickly! The successor is here. That guy Yang Gou is my mortal enemy. We must not let them see anything strange, otherwise our reputation will be completely ruined!"

Bai Chi, Fei Wu and others quickly stood up straight and lined up in two rows, trying to pretend that nothing had happened, but their trembling legs betrayed them.

"Hey, what's wrong with you? Why did someone wet their pants!"

Yang Gou came to Ma Dan with his men, looked at the few people whose legs were still weak, his eyes flashed, and he laughed at Ma Dan.

His men all laughed and pointed at Ji Ba.

"Fuck you! Little Jiba, he drank too much water. He was about to close the city gate, so he didn't have time to relieve himself! It's not like you, who are neglecting their duties one by one!"

Ma Dan was still very loyal. He further blocked Ji Ba's front and sprayed saliva on Yang Gou, which allowed Yang Gou and the others to have a good feel of the shower.

"Stop! Stop! Stop! Don't talk nonsense! Who has neglected his duty! If you say this, Ma Dan, I will sue you for defamation!"

Yang Gou had to put his hands in front of his face to resist Ma Dan's spray.

"Hmph! Do you still want to take another shift? Hurry and stamp it for me so that we brothers can go back early and enjoy themselves!"

Ma Dan took out a book from his arms, and each page was stamped. Ma Dan turned to today's page and handed it to Yang Gou.

Seeing that he couldn't get anything good from Ma Dan, Yang Gou had no choice but to take out the seal angrily and stamp it on Ma Dan's book.

"Brothers! Let's go!"

Although Ma Dan and the others no longer felt fear in their hearts at this time, their legs were still sore and weak. Ma Dan led his men in a very "enchanting" step.

It wasn't until they walked back to the camp that Ma Dan and others collapsed on the bed, recalling what happened today.

"Don't do this next time! If we meet someone pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, they may not let us go!"

Ma Dan gasped, as if he was admonishing his men, but also seemed to be telling himself.

"Uh-huh!"

Several people nodded wildly and expressed that they would never dare to do it again.

"But who is that person? He is so young, but he is so powerful. He just looked at us and made us all fall down!"

"No matter who it is, it must be someone you and I can't afford to offend. Next time, let's brighten your eyes! Also, Zhu Tou Niufen, you two will clean the toilet tomorrow. If there is anything that is not cleaned properly, then One more month!”

"No! Captain..."

…………

For Li Sheng, this is just a small episode, but for Ma Dan and the others, this is something that can affect their lives.

After giving a brief lesson to the few soldiers guarding the city, Li Sheng forgot about the matter and set off for Shrek Academy.

"Hey!"

"what!"

……

There was a strange sound coming from the woods of Shrek Academy. Li Sheng originally wanted to go to Master Liu Erlong's wooden house, but he was attracted by the sound and planned to go and see what was going on.

"what!"

In the woods under the moonlight, Tang San was seen squatting on horseback, pushing forward with his palms, making an overwhelming posture.

He was still shouting loudly, looking like he was constipated. From time to time, blue and silver grass would shoot out of his body and shoot forward.

"Third brother, what are you doing?"

Tang San was startled by Li Sheng's sudden words. He never thought that someone would come out from behind while he was concentrating on practicing.

Tang San's energy fluctuated for a moment, and the bluesilver grass vines that were about to spring out from his hands fell straight to the ground, forming a pile like a lazy sheep's hairstyle.

Li Sheng looked over from behind. From this angle, it looked like a huge lump of oli fell from Tang San's buttocks.

"Xiao Sheng! Why are you back!"

Tang San slowly finished his work and turned around, only to find that Li Sheng was looking at him with eyes full of sympathy and sadness, which made him a little confused.

"Why are you looking at me like that? Is there something dirty on my face?"

"Third brother! I didn't expect that you would have such a hidden disease at such a young age. You didn't tell me earlier that you had this disease. If it is not treated in time, it may turn into hemorrhoids..."

The more Tang San listened, the more something felt wrong. It was all the same, so he quickly interrupted Li Sheng.

"Wait a minute! Tell me clearly, what is the hidden disease!"

"Third brother, weren't you constipated just now?"

…………

After Tang San saw his junior brother whom he hadn't seen for many days, his originally excited face immediately turned gloomy. If he hadn't been unable to defeat Li Sheng, he would have wanted to take out his Godly Zhuge Crossbow from the 24th Bridge on a bright moonlit night and give it to Li Sheng. One shuttle at a time.

"I! No! Have! Constipation!"

Tang San yelled out word by word. Although he also thought that his posture just now did look like constipation, but even if such a thing happened, he would never admit it.

"Then what are you doing?"

The joke was over, and after seeing that Tang San was about to become angry, Li Sheng quickly suppressed his smile and changed the subject.

"I'm practicing the three-purpose control method of distraction that Ning Rongrong taught me, but I don't know why, but I still can't get the point!"

Tang San was extremely depressed. He had been feeling a little irritable after practicing all day, so he practiced secretly for a while at night. Unexpectedly, his junior brother thought he was constipated!

He got angry when he thought of this, but he couldn't beat him. Although he had already reached the Soul Sect, Li Sheng had reached this level earlier than him.

"That's right, it's not difficult at all!"

Li Sheng suddenly realized it and made sarcastic remarks to the side.

Tang San rolled his eyes in anger and wanted to make a move, but he held back forcefully.

"If you have the ability, come here! If you don't have the ability, stop talking sarcastically!"