[One Piece] About my escape from marriage by the red-haired Shanks

Although Monet's "98" is a bar, some strange people often come here to eat.For example, some come to eat mayonnaise rice bowl, red bean rice bowl, Laoganma rice bowl, egg rice bowl, etc., and some even come to wait for leftovers.

Ah this...

"Thank you for the hospitality." Jushiro Hijikata passed by while taking a break from patrol and stopped by for lunch.Before leaving, he affirmed Monet's craftsmanship, "Sure enough, the mayonnaise rice bowl is the best made by the restaurant's dad and the boss's wife. No one else can make it taste like this. Oh, by the way, the boss's fiancé is so busy in the store. Won’t you come to help?”

"Oh, he. I don't know where he went, maybe he went back to his hometown."

"Go back to your hometown?" Hijikata saw that Monet's face was full of indifference. He seemed to be unable to understand and persuaded: "A man who has no whereabouts, fails to report when he goes out, and leaves his fiancée to go back to his hometown alone is not a good man. The boss lady is still serious. Think about it. Choosing a man is like going shopping for groceries. You must choose carefully and compare shopping. Who knows if the bright and shiny lining may be damaged?"

Monet was stunned for a moment when she heard these words. Kizaru's face flashed in her mind. He was too tall for an ordinary person, and she had to look up at him.He moved his lips and told her how scary it was. She waved her hands quickly, "Even his appearance is ruined, like an orange that has been drained of moisture. However, Mr. Hijikata seems to know a lot about this kind of thing."

"Ah, I'm just worried that the boss lady will be cheated."

"is it?"

Hijikata waved his hand, said nothing, and left.

Monet sent him away and thought about the mayonnaise rice bowl he ate. It was actually a layer of mayonnaise poured on white rice. The mayonnaise is actually very fragrant, with a sweet and sour taste, and sometimes it tastes salty. It tastes good, but it will really make you tired if you eat too much.

It is not recommended for ordinary people to try.

Hijikata is truly a god.

Time flew by so quickly that even when I was sitting in a daze, it was time to have dinner.

"Hey, boss lady, good evening. What are you having for dinner tonight?" The white-haired Sakata Gintoki stood at the door, with one hand raised and the other in his pocket.

Kagura jumped into Monet's arms, "Little aunt!"

Shinpachi bowed to Monet, "Excuse me, Nana-san."

Forget about the two children, Monet looked at Gintoki and could not see the shame that this person should have as an adult because he came to her place for food two days a week.

Perhaps it was because Monet's gaze was too intense that the other party noticed that he pinched his nostrils and looked over, "Why, did you notice that Ah Yin is handsome?"

Monet narrowed his eyes into a straight line, and the meaning was self-evident.

Sakata Gintoki read the message, "What do you mean? Isn't A-Gin handsome? You know, A-Gin is the champion of [character who most wants to get married]! He has won the championship for five consecutive years!"

Monet prepared the meal and said coldly: "Oh."

Shinpachi said: "But Gin-san, Gintama is finished. The completed work will eventually be forgotten by mankind, and people will also forget you, the former champion. I heard that the current champion is a man named Gojo Satoru." "

"It's Aru, Gin-chan, you are already in the past tense, you have become a daylily, Aru! Goo Satoru has white hair and money, Kao Xi is so popular because he has one eye, and Wuo Enlightenment is so awesome that he can even blindfold his eyes! How cool is that!"

"Is this true? Is this really true? Should Gin also wear an eye patch?" Sakata Gintoki thought about the feasibility of implementation, "No, wearing an eye patch is like someone in the advanced stage of Chuunibyou who shouts destruction every day. The destroyed short shirt-like character! Oh, right, right, that’s it! Is this why the short shirt is so popular? What’s wrong with people nowadays? Why do they all like one-eyed people? Is the one-eyed look cool? Hey, Boss lady, don’t just sit and eat alone. This kind of party is only interesting when everyone discusses it together! Don’t make yourself look like you don’t fit in with others.”

Monet took the time to look at the Gojo O Satoru they were discussing. The man in the newspaper had white hair and a pair of jewel-like eyes, as beautiful as the Milky Way. "Oh, I like him too."

"Really, I like Ah Yin, right...huh??? What's so good about such a pretty boy? Today's little girls don't even know how to live. Can they be handsome enough to be eaten? You know that this kind of man can't If you focus on living your life, you can tell at first glance that you are very carefree, and you may cheat in the future! If you want to get married, you must choose a man who can take care of the family! Just have acceptable looks! For example..."

"For example, I! This lady doesn't have to worry about this kind of problem anymore, because she has already made the right choice~"

A slightly frivolous tone sounded at the door. Everyone looked and saw a tall man standing at the door, holding a small box on his right hand.

"Yeah, why are everyone looking at me like this? Nana-chan~ I'm back, do you miss me?"

Kizaru walked to Monet's side, and when he passed Sakata Gintoki, he couldn't help but tremble all over, as if it were a cat, his hair would explode.He bent down, standing on Monet's right side, and took out a bouquet of roses from behind, "Yeah, I bought them when I passed by the flower shop. They suit Nana-chan very well!"

Monet took the flower blankly and gently touched the petals with water droplets. "Here, is it for me? Isn't this too much?"

"Yeah, as long as Nana-chan is happy, I can buy the flower shop."

"Haha, isn't this too exaggerated?"

The three people in Wanshiwu opened their mouths as they watched the operator holding the rice bowl, and the white rice fell out of their mouths, and they could hardly hold the chopsticks steadily.

Kagura was the first to react, "Ahhhhhhhh, who is this uncle Aru? Who is this gorilla-like uncle Aru? Is he a relative of the director of the True Selection Team?"

Sakata Gintoki also followed closely, "Yes, just like you look like Kizaru from One Piece, it can't hide that you look like a gorilla, and are you taking hormones to be so tall? Do you find it easy to clean the ceiling when you are so tall? ? How can it be repaired?"

Shinpachi: "My sister is already entangled by a gorilla. I can't let Nana sister be entangled by a gorilla too!"

Gintoki: "And today is the time for the internal staff of our Master House to gather for dinner. Who are you?"

Although everyone's reactions were intense, Kizaru not only didn't feel nervous but put his hand on Monet's left shoulder, hugged him over, and introduced everyone with a smile, "Yeah, haven't I introduced you before? I am Kizaru, Nana-chan's fiancé. Oh~ Nana-chan, the famous flower has a master, so don’t make any other ideas~"

"what???"

"No, fiancé???"

"Are you blind, little aunt? There is no future in following the uncle! The uncle has stinky feet just like Yinjiang, has no money, and is bald like daddy! Little aunt, please choose another one!"

Kizaru looked at the little girl opposite who was squirting excitedly. Her hair color was similar to Nana's, her eyes were also blue, and she called her aunt. Is this... niece? "Yeah, Nana-chan, why don't you introduce me?"

"This is Kagura, my niece. The one with glasses is Shinpachi, and this natural scroll is Sakata Gintoki who lives across the street. He runs the unprofitable Master House."

"Yeah, Nana-chan, please take care of me while I'm away."

"Hey, what are these natural curls?"

Shinpachi: "Do you only care about natural volume? Isn't it worth complaining about Master House not making money?"

"It's scary to suddenly have a fiancé or something, isn't it? Are you really threatened? For example, if you steal a fat card or something, if you don't agree to do something, you will announce it..."

Kizaru turned his head and looked at Sakata Gintoki: "Yeah, this guy has a bad idea. Nana-chan should avoid interacting with this person in the future."

"Hey, why are you two putting Ah Yin aside like this? Fiancé? What kind of fiancé is that if you don't even know about it? A fiancé must be recognized by his parents' family before he can be considered a fiancé! Right Kagura?"

"That's right Aru! You gorilla must have done something to my beautiful aunt to become your fiancé! I didn't recognize you as my fiancé!" Kagura jumped up and kicked, but Kizaru raised his hand to block it. , Sakata Gintoki was cheering on the side.

While blocking the way, Kizaru looked at Monet, who was interested in the box that Kizaru brought, and said, "Yeah! Why is my niece so grumpy? It's not good for girls to be so grumpy." It's a bit like the grumpy Nana, Nana was really cute when she was little, right? "Arnold, Nana-chan, my niece kicked and punched your fiancé, why don't you do something?"

Monet opened the lock without even looking at him, "Kagura is so measured...ah! My eyes!"

Kizaru arrived immediately and put his hands on Monet's hand covering his eyes, "Nana!!"

"Little aunt!!"

"Sister Nana?"

"Hey, is there anything dazzling in the box?"

Monet murmured: "Box, box!"

"Box?" Kagura, who was closest to the box, opened it, a flash of light flashed, and she immediately closed it.She also covered her eyes: "Ahhhhh, it's so dazzling!!"

Gintoki took the box, "What on earth is it?" He opened it, closed it again, and covered his eyes: "Ahhhhh, Ayin's eyes!!"

The box came into Shinpachi's hands. He looked at these people and was confused, "So... what on earth is it? Ahhh! My eyes!!"

Monet had calmed down, and Kizaru was the one who was confused. He looked at the confused people, "Yeah, what happened to my box?"

The three people moved their hands away, and their eyes all turned into "$" symbols, "Yellow, gold!!"

Kizaru finally figured out the reason. The emotion was because he had never seen so much money. "Yeah, after all, Bailey is not circulated here. Fortunately, gold and jewelry can be used. Just exchange them for the coins of this world, right?" Huang Zaru said. Aru took the box back and put it in front of Monet, "From now on, it belongs to Nana-chan."

The three people in Wanshiwu cast their envious eyes on Monet. Monet couldn't believe it, "They are all mine?"

"Yeah, there's more here."

"what?"

He handed the two forms to Monet, "My property certificate and pre-marital medical examination report."

"Name: Porusalino, male..." Monet looked at each item one by one and found three heads peeking at her, so she put the form away. "This is Salino's privacy."

Kizaru found it funny, "Yeah, I have nothing to be ashamed of."

Shinpachi was aroused by these operations and had not yet reacted, "Is this, is this serious?"

"Yeah, I've always been very serious about Nana-chan." After saying that, he lowered his head and just met Monet's eyes, and the two looked at each other and smiled.Kizaru took one of Monet's hands and held it.

"When you have time, go and change it into yen."

Monet closed the lid and found three pairs of eyes staring at her. She took out one and gave it to Kagura, saying: "Take it to play...ah, can I give it to her?"

Kagura stared straight at Kizaru, and Kizaru said: "Yeah, it belongs to Nana-chan now, Nana-chan makes the decision."

Monet motioned to Kagura to get it, and Kagura took one, raised it up, and the golden light lit up her eyes, "Ahhhhhh, I'm rich!! I admit you, uncle! You and my aunt are really good matches." Aru!"

After Kagura finished speaking, she ran out, and Gintoki looked envious, "What about that? It's really hard for my uncle to come all the way! I wish you a happy marriage and a son soon, and good luck and wealth!!"

"...Is this your nephew too?"

"I don't have such an old nephew. Kagura doesn't know anything about gold. Be careful that she uses the money to buy vinegar kelp." Monet really didn't want to know where this person's lower limit was, so he reminded her loudly. They found Kagura, Maybe even a point.

Apparently they had come to their senses and chased the baby Kagura as fast as they could in their lives.

"Kagura! Come back! Stop touching (gold)!!!"

There were only two people left in the bar with a rest sign. Monet looked at the half-eaten meal and thought that they would not come back to eat.With a heavy weight on her back, she was gently hugged, and her hot breath was picked up.

"Eating, what are you doing?"

"Yeah, it's been seven days, Nana-chan, don't you miss me? I miss Nana-chan very much~"

"...You are so greasy!"

"Yeah, what does greasy mean?"

"Let me go, I still want to eat."

"Then let me kiss you? After all, we agreed to hug every day. Nana-chan has to make it up to me."

"...Why are you so clingy at such an old age?"

"Yeah~ After all, Nana-chan doesn't stick to me, so I have no choice but to stick to Nana-chan."

how to say?It's hard to say, "Are you acting coquettishly?"

"Yeah~ Nana-chan thinks so."

Monet happened to be sitting on a stool, which was not very high. Kizaru had to bend down to hug her. He liked to rub his face against her neck and side of her face, and his beard pricked her. If he was in his 50s, he would definitely be touched. She hit.She patted his head with her hand, "Get up, aren't your waist tired like this?"

"Yeah~ Don't worry Nana-chan, my waist is fine."

"Who is worried! I mean you pressed me to death! Don't blame me if you don't get up!"

"Yeah, I just want to get a sweet hug from my fiancée when I go out and come home." Kizaru had an accusing look on his face, but he still let go of her.He pulled up the stool next to him and sat down. While waiting for Monet, he talked about recent events.

For example, the navy headquarters moved to the new world, Akainu became marshal, Aoji resigned, and Garp stepped down and became an instructor.Straw Hat Boy and Fire Fist have also become big pirates, causing waves on the sea and so on.

…………

At night, Kizaru slept in the Japanese-style room that Monet had prepared for him. Yeah, he still couldn't escape.

"Wait a moment."

Monet stopped him at the door, and he turned around. Monet was a little shy and avoided his sight, "Yeah, what's wrong?"

"Um...good night."

He was a little strange. Was it just to say good night to him?Yeah, good night is not bad either.Just as he was about to reply, halfway through saying the word "late", he was pulled down by a force, and his neck was almost broken.My chin seemed to have hit something and it hurt a little.

"Ouch!!"

"Bang bang bang!"

Monet shouted, ran back to the bedroom, and slammed the door.

Kizaru watched her movements, touched the teeth marks on her chin, and laughed.

Monet was leaning behind the door, and he could still hear the laughter outside. Could it be that he was so unscrupulous.She opened her mouth and showed her teeth, ah...it hurt so much.

Then she heard footsteps and immediately locked herself up.

"Nana-chan?"

"Nana-chan?"

She clung to the wooden door, not daring to make a sound.

"If Nana-chan wants to kiss me, just tell me. It's not like I don't agree. Is your tooth broken?"

"!!!" Monet covered his mouth with his hands, his cheeks seemed to be rouged.Salino is so annoying!Who wants to kiss his old face?It seems...not very old?It's not orange peel, it's yellow apple.

"Nana-chan?"

"I was so annoyed that I fell asleep!!"

"Yeah~ Are you asleep? Good night then, Nana-chan."

Kizaru walked back to his bedroom, still wiping his teeth marks, "Yeah, it's a pity~"