[One Piece] About my escape from marriage by the red-haired Shanks

On the fourth day of work, Monet began to feel bored.

There is no longer the freshness of the previous days, replaced by waking up early, tiredness, numbness, and boredom.

"Yeah, Nana-chan can only stay fresh for four days?"

Monet was lying on the table, lazily.

"You get up early and do a lot of work, but the salary is small. This world is not worth it."

"Yeah, isn't it worth it after being promoted to the human world? Is Nana-chan hinting at me to raise my salary?"

"No, I won't do it until my dad comes back. I'll do all the work in Salino." The person opposite was still lying on his stomach, and his words seemed to be complaining or coquettish.

"Yeah, so it's my fault? Then can I do more today? Nana-chan?" There was no answer, but he was rising and falling on his back. Did he fall asleep?Why do you like sleeping so much? "Sadesang, what are you looking at me for?"

Thad pushed the folder on his desktop and said, "General, look..."

Kizaru gave Thad a look and let him realize it for himself.Sade cried and worked hard.

[Hahahahaha, old man, you will lose the cute little Sade if you do this! ]

[Discrimination!Discrimination! ]

Kizaru looked at the person at the opposite table. Monet was not wearing a hat, and a single hair on his orange hair was standing tall and fluttering in the wind.He touched his chin. Did I really push all the work to her?

"Sade."

"what?"

"Show me my schedule."

"Oh."

Kizaru looked at his schedule. It was nothing more than going to work, having meetings, going to work, going to school... Yeah, I have a mission to inspect the Academy of Sciences tomorrow. "Let's move this inspection mission to today."

"what?"

"Ah what?"

"Oh."

[Ah ah ah, are you going to take Nana to the Academy of Sciences? ]

[Uh-huh, did you change the map because Nana got bored? ]

[What is this if not love? ]

After get off work, Monet came to life again.

"Yeah, I feel energetic after get off work."

Monet was shopping in front, and Kizaru was following behind, just like the owner who let Erha out and silently followed behind to play with his mobile phone.

You know, no one in Erha will get into trouble.

"what!"

Kizaru heard Monet's cry and looked over. Monet somehow got his head stuck between two buildings and directly into the gap, and now he is trying hard to get his head out.

"Ah!! Salino I can't get out!"

Kizaru raised his forehead, "How did Nana-chan get her head stuck in the crack in the wall?"

[Hahahahaha, Luffy also got stuck in the crack of the wall. This is a routine operation in the Monkey family. ]

[Luffy also likes to get into cracks. ]

"I just saw a cat run in!"

"Cats are liquid animals, Nana-chan~" Kizaru stretched out his hand and looked up and down for the position, ah, where should I pull it out?Head?

[As we all know, cats are liquid.Hahahahahahahahahaha. ]

"I'm sorry, Nana-chan." Kizaru put his hand on Monet's waist. Yeah, is it so small?The limp old man didn't dare to exert any force.

Monet could feel a pair of big hands grabbing her waist, tightly, her spirit spread from Tianling Gai to her limbs, and the hands that were pulling at the wall grabbed Kizaru's arms. @@

Kizaru: "Yeah?"

With a strong force, Monet smashed the person forward, "Don't touch my waist, you bastard!"

Kizaru blinked at the dark gap, yeah~

This time it was Kizaru's turn to get his head stuck.

"Ah, I'm out! Why are you stuck, Salino?"

"Yeah, I was just kindly helping a young lady who got stuck, but she threw me in."

"Really?" Monet smiled and patted someone on the back who was bending over, "Guo me pinch, I'll fuck you right now." It was Monet's turn to be in trouble, she didn't know where to put her hands, waist?She can’t catch them all!As for the hands, the focus is wrong.Ah, yes.Monet pulled Kizaru's collar, and Kizaru's face became red and swollen, "I, I'm going to be torn to death by you!"

Monet let go, "Ah! I'm sorry!"

How to do it?

Monet jumped on Kizaru's back, reached down his hand from his shoulder, connected with his other hand, intertwined his fingers, and pulled Kizaru's chin out.

On the street, a girl was pulling carrots on the back of a strong man. The strong man got stuck in a crack in the wall.Don't ask me why my tears are flowing, because it hurts my eyes.

[Hahahahaha, you fucking made me laugh! ]

[Some people can obviously be transformed into elements, but they still let people pull them out. ]

[You don’t understand the old man’s thoughts. ]

[The old man is so evil! ]

[Mainly because these two people got stuck in a crack in the wall and it made the news, hahahahaha, I was laughing so hard! ]

[Why did the girl Marinvando lose her head? ]

[Kizaru calmly cut his nails in the face of everyone's attention: "..." As long as I don't look at everyone, I'm really not looking at me!

Qing Pheasant: Are your fingernails all bald? 】

["Boss, look at the Navy, their methods are much better than yours, you just act coquettishly and act stupid."

Shanks drank and said nothing. 】

The next day, Monet read the morning newspaper and howled not to go out. The picture in the newspaper of a girl riding on a yellow striped back and pulling out carrots took up a lot of space. She went to beat the person eating breakfast next to her, "Ah Ahhhhhhhhhh, it’s all your fault, Salino! You can obviously become elemental!”

"Tang, tang, tang, the soup spilled! Yeah, I forgot. Didn't Nana-chan get stuck first?"

"I don't care! I'm not going out! They must be laughing at me!"

"No, Lieutenant General Garp said I have to keep an eye on you at all times."

"Don't make trouble with my father! Even if you beat me to death, I won't leave the house!"

"Yeah, that old man was also photographed."

“I didn’t even take a picture of my face, so I’m sure I won’t recognize him!”

Monet sat on the sofa holding a pillow, "I'm not going out anyway, I'm going back to sleep!"

Kizaru couldn't defeat her. Since he was so embarrassed, he probably wouldn't run away on his own.

He suddenly remembered something, "Yeah, Nana-chan~"

A voice sounded from inside the door: "I'm asking for leave! I won't go!"

"Yeah, that's not what I'm talking about. Where is my tie?"

"How do I know where your tie is?"

"Didn't Nana-chan take it to wash?"

"Isn't it hanging in your closet?"

"Yeah, I can't find it."

"It's hanging on that dark blue shirt you changed into yesterday!"

"Yeah, I didn't find it!"

"you sure?"

"The old man is sure."

"Touch!" The door opened fiercely, and Monet came out fiercely, "If I find out, I will blow your head off!!"

"Yeah, are you so cruel?"

Kizaru followed the person into his bedroom. Monet roughly opened his closet, pulled off his clothes, took out a purple tie, and threw it on the person's chest, "What is this? What is this? This Is it shit?”

Kizaru took off his tie and looked at Monet speechlessly, "Yeah, don't say such rude words, girl."

[Hahahahaha, I thought of my mother. ]

[Me too. ]

[Shit, can Nana enter the old man’s bedroom? ]

[It’s scary to think about it! ]

[Ah ah ah, an old married couple! ]

[Shanks cried and fainted in the toilet again. ]

Kizaru was pushed out of the house, and he closed the door without even having a chance to look back.

"..."

"..."

He came face to face with the lieutenant waiting at the door.Finally, the adjutant lowered his head and looked at his shoes.

Kizaru got into the car, and Thad asked curiously: "Husband... cough, isn't Miss Monet coming?"

Kizaru looked at Thad with an unclear look, which made Thad a little nervous.Damn it, the scene just now was so similar that he almost spilled the beans.Kizaru leaned on the backrest, "I'm asking for leave, let's go."

[Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, little adjutant Sade is so talented! ]

[Society needs talents like you! ]

[There are fans around me! ]

It was only 10 minutes away. Kizaru closed his eyes and rested, and Thad drove the car carefully. Suddenly he heard the general's words again, "Is it similar?"

"what?"

"Ma'am or something?"

"General, don't get me wrong. It's all the fault of other people in the department who said this nonsense!"

"Oh. Why are you nervous?"

"No, no."

Sade was about to tell all the speculations he had heard, and then speculate on whether Miss Monet was angry with the general today, but he did not expect that the general stopped talking again.

[Ah ah ah, old man, come on!do not be afraid! ]

[What is the old man thinking?Are you planning to take action? ]

[Forget it!That’s it! ]

Kizaru worked all morning and came back in the afternoon. Monet, who came out to pour water, was startled by Kizaru who turned into light.

"What are you doing?"

"Yeah, I'm off work."

Kizaru said that when he went to work today, the whole department was talking about the morning news, which affected his mood, so he didn't want to go to work.

Monet: "..."

I also received a call from Sengoku in the afternoon, "Kizaru? Where did your kid die? Why can't I see you in the office? There will be a meeting in the afternoon!"

"Yeah, Marshal of the Warring States Period, didn't I ask for leave?"

"I didn't approve it!! Come back to me!"

"Yeah, I don't want to. I've left the meeting to Thad, let him listen. You can report it to me tomorrow. I want to rest now and comfort my fragile mind."

"Who asked you to do such stupid things! Hello? Hello? Hello? You actually hung up on me!!!"

Warring States looked at the poor, weak and helpless Sade next to the phone and narrowed his eyes.

Thad: General, come back quickly, I can't bear it alone!

Monet made milk tea at home, and Kizaru drank some, "Yeah, isn't this the kind sold in the store? Since Nana-chan can make it, why go out to drink it?"

"Humph!"

What does "hum" mean?

Monet moved the sofa under the eaves of the courtyard, drank milk tea and watched the sky, and finally fell asleep again.

"Yeah, I can sleep really well. Are you sick?"

Kizaru looked at the sky and said, "Yeah, the weather is nice, suitable for sleeping."

He also moved another sofa out, followed it to a shady open space, lay down on it, and slept.

[Ah, this is almost catching up with the blue pheasant. ]

[Hahahahaha, let’s just go with Aokiji, we both like to sleep. ]

[I actually think that Monet is sick. Doesn’t that mean that Qing Pheasant is sick?Garp also likes to sleep! ]

[Kizaru, you missed work like this!Just looking for an excuse to come back and be with Monet. ]