[One Piece] About my escape from marriage by the red-haired Shanks

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Getting up at 7 o'clock was really a bit early for Monet. She lowered her head and opened the door to the guest room, walking unsteadily, yawning and rubbing her hair with one hand.I washed my hands, washed the rice, put it in the pot, poured water, and kept my eyes half closed the whole time.

After she was done, she went to the bathroom to wash up, yawned, and then opened the door. The big man inside turned to look over.He only wore a coat and sat on the toilet, with his shorts spread by his legs. The two looked at each other for 3 seconds, and Kizaru broke the silence, "Yeah, do you want to come together?"

Monet retracted his foot and closed the door expressionlessly.

"Yeah, what do you mean? Ah, I forgot that there are people at home." Kizaru touched his chin and thought, showing his obscene attitude, "Why is the reaction so cold?"

Monet returned to the stove, turned on the faucet next to him, looked into his eyes, and rinsed them with water.

[Hahahahaha, are you washing your eyes? ]

[What did you see?It's blocked by the sink. ]

[Just looking at Kizaru's face, I can't eat anymore! ]

[The spicy strips in my hand are no longer fragrant. ]

[The milk tea in my hand no longer smells good. ]

[The cake in my hand is no longer fragrant. ]

[My eyes are so hot! ]

[Kizaru, the wretched light who ate everyone’s fruit. ]

When Kizaru came out, Monet was already asleep on the table, and the lid of the stove was ringing, spewing out white steam. "Yeah, breakfast is really being made." He glanced at the people on the table, and then returned to the bedroom. After all, he was wearing pajamas and pants and it was not convenient to see people.After messing around in the house neatly, he came out looking like a human being.

Monet is now looking at the porridge.

"Yeah, good morning Nana-chan." Yeah, pajamas are not nightgown.

"Good morning, Mr. Salino. The porridge is ready to eat. You can get a bowl to serve it yourself."

Neither of them mentioned what happened in the morning. Monet walked past him and entered the bathroom. He also heard the sound of the lock.

Yeah, do you think I broke in this morning?

Kizaru took the bowl, filled two bowls of porridge, and brought it to the dining table. The porridge was constantly exuding heat. Yes, there was also meat.Well, it’s not bad, much better than the white rice porridge in the cafeteria.

The bathroom door opened, and Monet came out. Some of his bangs were wet and stuck to his cheeks, and some water drops slid down his neck and disappeared into his clothes.Some parts of her clothes were wet with water. She ignored Kizaru and went straight into the room. She changed her clothes when she came out.

She walked to the dining table, looked at a bowl of porridge, and said, "Is this mine?"

"Ah, I filled two bowls easily."

"Thanks, Salino is such a good guy."

"Oh, nice guy?"

[friendzoned! ]

[It turns out that Luffy always praised Nara because he learned it from his mother, but he could only praise Nara with two sentences: "Nara is really good" and "Nara is the best". ]

[Hahahahaha, don’t ask too much of Lubao, this has already exceeded the upper limit! ]

[After all, mom’s upper limit is here too. ]

At a slow pace, the two of them arrived at the Navy Office Building at the last minute of being late. Although they did not arrive at the office, they were not late.

[Office paddling group. ]

Going back to 10 minutes ago, Monet spent a lot of time cooling the porridge because it was too hot. In fact, the headquarters is only 10 minutes away from the residence.Monet was shocked by the fact that as a general, Kizaru didn't have a car. He used to turn into light and go directly to the office at the last second.

[That year, he became light. ]

[I don’t look forward to light anymore, my light should be like Tiga’s! ]

[Ha ha ha ha ha! ]

[Can I be eaten if I am handsome? ]

[No, but being ugly will affect your ability to eat. ]

[The people who do the work are the souls of the people! ]

When he was almost late, Kizaru glanced at the clock slowly and said slowly, "Oh, I'm going to be late. If I'm late, I won't get the perfect attendance award."

Even though he said this, I didn't see Kizaru being anxious, but I felt that his tone was very disappointing.

Why, does the general care about the perfect attendance award?

[Kizaru is also a laborer, for the five insurances and one housing fund. ]

Kizaru looked back at the porridge in Monet's bowl and said, "Yeah, don't worry, it's just a perfect attendance award. Alas, I just feel a little sad that I didn't have perfect attendance for the first time in a year."

Monet worked faster. No, perfect attendance is important!

She finished her drink in a hurry, put the bowl in the kitchen sink, wiped her mouth, and called someone out.

"Hurry up, hurry up, it can't be because I don't have perfect attendance!"

"Yeah, Nana-chan, do you care about my perfect attendance?"

[I care, because it will be hers from now on! ]

"I don't care if you have perfect attendance, but it can't be my fault! Let's go!"

The old man is indeed an old man. No matter Monet is stamping his feet anxiously in front of him, he maintains his speed. Sometimes he even sighs at the things on the roadside, "Hey, when did a tree be planted here?"Yeah, there seems to be a restaurant there?

This made Monet yell at him, "Are you an old man? You don't care what's on the roadside, hurry up! It's almost eight o'clock!"

Kizaru put his hands in his trouser pockets and said listlessly, "Yeah, I'm not in a hurry. I'm not in a hurry." It's really strange. Is he so anxious that he shows his true nature?

Monet seemed to realize that his voice was too loud. Ladies are not allowed to shout loudly. He suggested: "How about Mr. Salino turn into light and go directly?"

"Yeah, how could I leave Nana-chan alone halfway?"

"I'm fine!"

"No, after all, I promised Lieutenant General Garp. What if something happens to Nana-chan while I'm away?"

[I seriously suspect that Kizaru just wants to delay going to work. ]

[I have always wanted to be late, but today I finally have a reason. ]

"No!" She couldn't let Kizaru, a bad old man, blame her for being late!She stepped forward and grabbed Kizaru's wrist, dragging him away.

"Go, go, go!"

Kizaru let the man pull him and stepped forward in step, but kept telling him to slow down, "Yeah, don't run too fast just after eating."

With the memory of last night, Monet successfully brought the person to the right place, broke through the gate, and still had some way to go to the building to check in, but it was eight o'clock in a few seconds.Monet opened his pace and braked, put strength on his feet, grabbed Kizaru's arm with both hands, aimed Thomas at the gate and threw him out in a spin.

Kizaru was flying in the air, feeling like the dust had settled in his heart. When he was about to hit the wall, he turned over and fell.A beautiful check-in stance, "Yeah, it's so heartless to throw me like a dart."

This operation shocked the faces of passers-by.

Why would a general be thrown out by a girl?

General Kizaru was dragged to work by a beautiful girl!What's the reason for such haste?

The general came to work hand in hand with a girl, abusing the dog! !

Is General Kizaru single?

According to insiders, Kizaru and his girlfriend went shopping for daily necessities last night, and good things are about to happen!

Various speculations swept the naval headquarters today.

[I knew that Monet would not disappoint me! ]

[People are going to start making fun of you! ]

[Maybe it was Shanks who brought it up. ]

The male and female protagonists they talked about were both in the office at this time, Monet was catching up on his sleep on the sofa, and Kizaru was dragging out approval documents.

During this period, people with different faces came to deliver documents to Kizaru and secretly looked at Monet.

I'm so old, I'm actually sleeping in the office!Well, it must be because I didn’t get a good rest last night, which made me almost late today. As for the reason why I didn’t get a good rest, do I need to say?

Okay, one more guess.

An unexpected person came to the office, "Hey, why are Lieutenant General He here? You don't need to go to Lieutenant General for such a small matter as sending documents, right?"

Lieutenant General He didn't say anything. Her target was Monet, who was sleeping on the sofa. Judging from her clothes and sleeping position, the girl was well-behaved, "Sengoku told me yesterday that Garp's daughter is at your place. She paused, "Be careful, Garp will kill you."

Yellow Ape: "..."

[Hahahahaha, Kizaru Feng Ping was killed! ]

After the lieutenant general left, he turned his attention to the person who was sleeping soundly. "Yeah, I slept so soundly. I'm even sleepy."

[The Mengqi family sleep wherever they go. ]

The wind blew in from the window, blowing the curtains and pieces of paper.Blow into Monet's dreams.

"Shanks..."

The person who approved the documents paused.

"I'm going to chop you into pieces...and feed them to the fish."

"Yeah, chop it into meat paste and feed it to the fish. It's so scary."

["Boss, do you hear me? I want to chop you into meat paste and feed it to the fish!"

"Hahaha, boss, you are so miserable! Not only are you being poached, but you are also chopped into meat paste and fed to the fish!"

Shanks: "..." Ah, what is that bastard doing?It makes me so angry! 】