[One Piece] About my escape from marriage by the red-haired Shanks

The fragrance of love flowers can cause animals to go into estrus and can be used as medicine to make aphrodisiac incense.

One plant has two flowers, one blue and one red.

Why do I know?Because of Qiao Ba’s popular science.

Why does Chopper know about such things?It was because Luffy pulled one back from the island where he stayed, because one blue and one red were very strange.He also said that the mountain was covered with a large area.

After Chopper's science introduction, Luffy was kicked into the sea by Sanji.

"Asshole, don't bring such unknown and dangerous things back! Don't think that just because you have an idiot face, you can act like a hooligan as if nothing has happened!"

The sea gradually calmed down, and the people who fell into the water stopped struggling. Two flowers swayed and floated on the water.

Everyone looked at it, very calmly.

"Nara, aren't you going to save Luffy?"

"Let him soak in the water for a while."

"Oh."

At this time, Luffy had already rolled his eyes, puffed bubbles in his mouth, and slowly sank to the bottom of the sea.

Only Chopper, the conscience of the Straw Hats, was worried about their captain, "Hey, is he going to die? Is Luffy going to die? Zoro!"

In the end, Luffy was fished out, and it was Naro who controlled the sea water to drag him back.

After Luffy woke up, he accused his team members while eating, "That's too much, Sanji, you actually kicked me into the sea! I'm an esper, I can't swim! What if I die? Also, It took you so long to fish me out, this is murder!"

(⊙o⊙)Wow, it’s amazing, Luffy actually knows the meaning of murder!

"Of course I know, don't think of me as an idiot, Nara! Hum, I don't want to talk to you anymore! Nara, help them!"

Robin: "Hmph, it seems our captain is really angry. What should we do?"

Sanji: "Whatever!"

Zoro yawned, "Ah, boring."

Brooke: "Yo ho ho ho, don't look at me. I am also an esper, Luffy-san. If I go into the water, my old bones will become soft."

"Jinbei!!" Luffy turned his attention to the fat blue man Jinbei who had a strong presence.

Jinbe just reacted and said: "Ah, so Luffy-san needs me to save him? I don't think anyone is in a hurry. I thought Luffy had some ability to resist the sea water. Sorry, I will save Luffy next time San’s.”

Jinbei, the new member of the ship from Wano Country, is the helmsman!After boarding the ship, his conscience will be slowly corrupted.

As we all know, captains are just for fun.

At night, Luffy didn't come back to sleep. He went fishing and said he was angry now and didn't want to sleep with me.

The old jade coffin has lost its spiritual energy. I want to sleep in the girls' dormitory, but Luffy doesn't agree.He said that after we got married, we would sleep together and never let go, but it was a bit cramped to have him hugging me in the coffin. I had no choice but to make a teleportation array in the coffin and connect it to another place as a room.

I chose an address in a part of the sea. The topography there was like a concave letter, or a cuboid drawn out of the horizontal sea. There were large waterfalls flowing on three sides, and a huge Adam tree with orange-red leaves grew out of one side.

The roots of the Adam tree go deep into the seabed, and there are rapids and undercurrents sticking out of the seabed, as well as straits, from which the water flowing down will flow to unknown places.

The water vapor from the waterfall forms mist on the top, covering the sky and the world below. On the sea, it is like an unknown cliff covered by fog, which no one has ever explored.

I built a house on the tree trunk, and placed a teleportation array on the ceiling of the house to connect to the jade coffin on the Sonny.

The house is very large, divided into bedrooms and a tea room.The entrance to the bedroom is a circular doorway with a bead curtain and a layer of gauze curtains hanging on it. Further inside is a square bed with four pillars wrapped with artificial flowers. One wall is hung with satin mosquito nets on three sides.There are dressers on both sides of the bed, with my things on the left and Luffy's on the table on the right.

Ah, speaking of Luffy, he's still out fishing.

Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived.

Luffy ran back, shouting all the way, and passed through the bead curtain, the beads clattering and swaying.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Nah! Nah!"

I put down my comb and stood up, looking at Luffy holding up his pants as if the sky was falling. "You...won't poop...in your pants, right?"

"Ahhhhhh, it's more serious than this, Na Luo!"

"..."

"It's Dandan! The golden egg is broken, Nara!"

"……what?"

"Here, look at this!" Luffy opened his pants and I stopped him.

"Luffy!"

He jumped anxiously, always wanting to open it up and show it to me, "Ah ha... Na Luo, it's swollen and it hurts. It's like being stung by a bee. I didn't play with bees today."

"If you get stung by a bee, why don't you go find Chopper? What's the point of looking for me?"

"That Luo can use magical magic! Just touch it and it'll be fine, just touch it!"

"..."

I suspect you are engaging in pornography, and I've got the evidence!Personal and physical evidence!

"You...sit down first."

I pressed Luffy down, and he looked at me with his pants up, startled by the sight.Luffy's face seems to be getting hot.Ah, my body is a little hot too.

Feeling that I was some kind of doctor, I spread my fingers and ran them across the front of his pants, and then asked, "How is it?"

"Huh?" Luffy looked at his pants, "No, it's still very swollen, Nara. Is it broken?"

I looked down and saw that Luffy hadn't pulled up his pants, so I saw the bulge.Ah...I seem to...roughly...know what it is.

"Naluo? Tell me, is it broken?"

"That...isn't it. It's...it's...Oh, have you never been in this situation before?"

"No, my balls have always been fine."

"...Impossible, you are 19 years old, how could you not...not have this?"

"??"

"This is...normal. Well...just like Sanji and Zoro, this happens to boys as well, so don't worry."

"Yeah, it's okay, I thought it was going to be broken." Luffy breathed a sigh of relief, "This way I can still be a man! Ah... But Naru, he hurts so much, when will he feel better?"

"...This...you...just, just, masturbate or something."

"What Lulu?"

I raised my hand, clenched it into a fist, and raised it up and down, "Just, just, use your hands... LU, LU or whatever."

"Is that so?" Luffy tried obediently, but I suddenly screamed, "Ah! What are you doing here? You go to the bathroom!!"

"Ah! Na Luo, why are you shouting so loudly?" Luffy fell on the bed, folding his legs and rolling over, "Ah ah ah, it's broken, it's broken, I just used too much force, I'm not a man anymore! Ah... ok It hurts, Na Luo..."

Seeing that Luffy was shouting as if he was really serious, he leaned slightly closer to him and said, "Luffy, Luffy, is it really broken? How about... let me take a look?" What kind of statement is this?I'm getting worse!

Luffy stood up and looked at me, his meaning self-evident.

I stretched out my sinful hand and touched my pants tremblingly.

"Naluo, why are you shaking? It's so itchy. Can you hurry up?"

"To shut up!"

I carefully opened a gap, and Luffy grunted as if he had been touched by a wound. I took a look and said, "Okay, how could it be broken so easily?"

I wanted to withdraw my hand, but Luffy held me down.I looked over and saw that he had a hoarse voice and said, "Naluo, you are weak, can you do it for me?"

"Ugh??"

"Na Luo..."

Luffy's hot breath hit my arm.He lowered his head, and his whole body seemed to be on fire. Why wasn't my first reaction not to refuse?Am I broken too?

"Is it okay?"

"It doesn't matter what Luo said."

I avoided Luffy's eyes and swallowed, but my hands were still guilty.

"Ah... Na Luo, your hands are shaking, as if you want to pull out your balls."

"Huh? Yes, I'm sorry, it's my first time doing this kind of thing...I tried not to shake my hands."

"Ha! It doesn't matter... Actually, Naluo's hands are cool and quite comfortable."

I turned my head, and Luffy was holding his hands on both sides, leaning back, head slightly tilted up and breathing out, his chest open and rising and falling regularly.

I covered my face, my blood was rising, it was terrible!Why do you suddenly feel that Luffy is a little sexy?Color | Qi?He is obviously an idiot!

"what!"

Luffy yelled, stretched out his long hands, hugged me next to him, and buried his head near his collarbone. "It hurts, it hurts, Na Luo worked too hard!"

"Ah! I'm sorry! But, Luffy, you hugged me too hard!"

"Ah, I'm sorry..."

After he said that, I could feel one of his hands running down my back, moving it down to my legs, clasping his fingers into the gap between my thighs and the mattress, and with a strong tug, I sat on Luffy's legs.

Ugh?

Just, suddenly.

Then, as soon as his collarbone got wet, it was like a switch was turned on. Luffy was like a traveler in the desert who suddenly found a source of water after a long drought. He followed the direction of the source of water and approached step by step.He wanted to drink water, with only one goal in mind, and finally came to the source of the water.It was shown that he took a few tentative bites to see if there was any danger.Go back and forth to the water source to test and taste it carefully. After all, the water in the desert is very precious.But it was not enough. He was too thirsty, so he dug deep into the water source and drank large gulps of water until he was panting. Because it was too dry, his saliva became sticky.

He took a break, took a breath, and continued.Drink to your heart's content, water flows to every cell in your body, and eventually, it can no longer contain the overflow.

He let out a contented sigh, and like a coquettish cat, he rubbed my forehead back and forth, "Nara, I like Nara the best!"

I put my head on Luffy's shoulder and panted slightly, ah, Luffy, when did he learn to kiss?

Obviously, he didn't like kissing before. He always felt that I was robbing him of oxygen and making him weak.

Is he not soft again tonight?