[One Piece] About my escape from marriage by the red-haired Shanks

The banquet he wanted to hold didn't happen, so Luffy turned his anger into appetite and ate loudly to vent his anger.

Shanks saw Luffy through Monet's ear, and was a little curious when he saw how delicious he was eating, "Luffy, are you angry? What are you eating!!!"

Luffy heard the sound and turned around, revealing the food. It was a strange purple fruit that Shanks seemed to recognize.

He stood up suddenly. "What did you eat? Where did you get it? Spit it out! You can't eat it. This is a devil fruit!"

He suddenly came to Luffy's side, stretched out his hand to lift Luffy up, grabbed Luffy's feet and stood upside down, "Spit it out, spit it out! If you eat it, you won't be able to swim. Don't you still want to be a pirate?"

"duang~"

Luffy's legs grew longer, and his head hit the ground hard. The fruit in his hand rolled to Monet's feet. Luffy was still confused by all this.

Fatty Lu ran over in a panic, "Ah ah ah ah, this is the devil fruit we got on the island before. I originally wanted to give it to the boss to show you how to deal with it, but I didn't expect it to be eaten by this little devil!"

"What kind of ability is this? Rubber band? Rubber? Stretching? Lengthening?" Shanks looked at Luffy's dazed look, and his mischievous intentions suddenly appeared, "It's over, Luffy, you will be able to eat the Devil Fruit if you eat it." Abandoned by the sea and called a landlubber, you can no longer be a pirate!"

"No way! I can swim! I can be a pirate!"

"Hmm~ No, I can't do it, I can't do it! You can't even swim, you can't do it!"

"Shanks!! I, I ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Luffy couldn't say anything to Shanks, or was denied by Shanks, so he burst into tears.

"Hahahahahahahahaha!" Shanks and the other pirates laughed heartily, as if they were happy to make Luffy cry.

"Ah!" Shanks was patted on the head by Monet, "Why do you have to make Luffy cry! If Luffy doesn't cry, Shanks lied to you, let's ignore him!"

"Then can I still swim?"

"Um... well, no one who eats a Devil Fruit can swim." Monet answered truthfully, Luffy would know sooner or later.

"Ahhhh..." Luffy cried and ran out. Monet asked Ace and Sabo to go out and watch him. At this time, the role of his brother came into play.

Monet straightened up and stared at Shanks fiercely. The people around Shanks immediately dispersed, leaving only their leader.

"Shanks! Why do you want to mess with Luffy? Is it fun to watch him cry?"

Shanks couldn't avoid being grabbed by one ear, "No, no, no, Nana, let go, I was wrong! I was wrong! They are all watching!"

[Ouch, this is the most shameless Yonko I have ever seen.So later Shanks kept saying please give me some face, was it because he lost all his face here? ]

[Hahahahaha, it made me laugh to death. ]

In the evening, Shanks returned to Monet's house. Monet had just coaxed Luffy, and Luffy had jumped into the sea to prove the fact that he couldn't swim. He was feeling sad, and he was even more sad when he saw Shanks.

He threw himself into Monet's arms and cried, "Mom, I don't want to see this person!"

Monet patted Luffy's back to comfort him, "Okay, okay, we won't look at him!"

Shanks was anxious. He finally got rid of the drunk crew and left with their lewd expressions. He didn't want to go back.

"No, Nana! Don't drive me away! Luffy, as a pirate, you can't be so coquettish! A man who loves to act coquettishly and cry can't become a pirate!"

Luffy stopped crying and looked at Shanks.Shanks pointed to the scar on his face and said, "Look, my scar was scratched here. I didn't say a word at that time, let alone cry! So what if I can't swim? Pirates won't be killed." It’s difficult to stop this! Don’t you think so, Luffy?”

Luffy was miraculously explained to him, and the two men reconciled again.

[This is the smartest Shanks has ever done. He took care of Luffy, otherwise he would have fallen asleep outside the door tonight. ]

[Hahahaha, isn’t it from you that Luffy loves to act like a spoiled brat? ]

[To cure Luffy, you have to be better at coquettishness than him.Or make a promise with Luffy. ]

[Luffy's coquettishness leaves him with nowhere to show off! ]

[Hahahahaha, later on Monet is even more coquettish than Luffy, and Luffy leads Monet astray again. ]

[I suspect that the old man responded to Monet’s requests just because he couldn’t stand Monet’s coquettishness. ]

[Isn’t it because of Monet’s sand sculptures? ]

[Both, maybe. The old man said that this is the first time he has seen such a fresh, refined and coquettish sand sculpture. ]

[Women who act coquettishly are the best! ]

The children had to go to bed early and get up early. Monet gave each little devil a good night kiss, turned off the lights and pushed him out of the room.Shanks was still asleep in the living room, so Monet walked over and poured himself a glass of water, "Why are you here?"

"Come back and rest."

Monet was choked by Shanks's matter-of-fact attitude, "Didn't your crew come to see you? Aren't you supposed to spend the evening with the crew you haven't seen for a long time?"

"Who wants to accompany them?"

[That is, what can a grown man do to keep you company?He wants to come back to be with you! ]

[Shanks, are you worthy of the crew members who come to you around the clock? ]

"Is that right?"

"what."

"Then I'll go to rest first."

"Ah."

"Good night."

"Good night."

The two people separated and entered different rooms.

Around 10 o'clock in the evening, Shanks was awakened by something strange in his room. There was someone in his room!

"Who?"

A vague figure approaches.

"Nana?"

Shanks sat up, "Why are you here?"

Monet didn't answer, and tilted his head as if he saw something.

Shanks finally remembered that he was shirtless and pulled the quilt to cover himself, "Then, what, I didn't know you would come in the middle of the night! I will wear clothes next time!"

[Why does Shanks look so much like a little daughter-in-law! ]

[Oh my God! ]

Monet quickly walked to the bed and pushed Shanks down, putting his index finger to his mouth, "Shh, keep your voice down!"

"Is this a dream? Is it the study this time? Isn't this not good?"

"What study room? Get up and go to a place with me."

Shanks was still lying down, and Monet had already walked to the door. He always felt that Shanks was acting weird tonight.

"what?"

"Forget it, it's okay if you don't come. Just keep sleeping."

"What? Wait for me, Nana!" Monet was about to leave, but Shanks, who was dying of illness, sat up in shock, pulled on some clothes, and chased after him.

[Shanks’ words are so informative! ]

[What is he expecting? ]

[Hey Hey Hey! ]

[Hey Hey Hey! ]

[Shanks: If you want to have fun, I'll let you have fun! ]

[Hahahahaha, Shanks, I misjudged you. I always thought you were a pure person! ]

"Nana, where are you going at night?" Shanks followed Monet out of the house, he was a little curious about her purpose.

Monet took Shanks to a hotel, and the two sneaked in.

There were several men lying on the sofa on the first floor of the hotel. They were dressed like the gang of bandits who came to the bar today to make trouble.

"Nana, they are not..."

"Shh!"

Monet took out a handful of soft dead leaves from his pocket, rolled them into strips, and lit them with a lighter. A wisp of green smoke lit up, and Monet placed it on the table.Then went up to the second floor.

"Nana, what is that?"

Monet was looking for something in front of him and took the time to answer, "Ecstasy."

[Monet's Ecstasy incense, you'll be head over heels for it as soon as you smell it. It's a must-have for home and travel! ]

[Let everyone see how we pharmacists steal homes! ]

At this moment, the door beside them suddenly opened, and everyone looked face to face for a moment.

Shanks: "Yo!"

Bandit: "You..."

"Kacha!" Monet knocked the person unconscious. Shanks watched as he slowly fell down. Monet slowly put the person down without making any sound.

After a while, there was no movement in the room. Monet opened the door a crack. The person in the room was still sleeping. She gently dragged the person in, lit the Ecstasy incense and put it inside, and then opened the door. Close gently.All the actions were done in one go, and it happened naturally. Shanks was dumbfounded.

"You, you, why are you so familiar?"

"Only hands familiar!"

[Hahahahaha, as soon as I heard it I knew I had done it many times! ]

[Repeat home thief! ]

Shanks was still a little scared. "Thankfully I didn't offend you."

Monet wanted to find the Bandit King, and Shanks asked her: "How did you know the Bandit King would be here?"

"This is the only hotel in this village. If they're not here, they're sleeping outside."

"Why are you looking for him?"

Monet asked back: "Aren't you angry that he hit you with a wine bottle?"

"No." Shanks slowly thought of something and looked at Monet in surprise, "Are you trying to vent your anger on me?"

"No, I just don't like him."

Shanks patted Monet on the shoulder, "Don't be shy Nana, I'm glad Nana cares about me so much!"

"Get off!"

They finally found the bandit leader in a room on the third floor. The others were all stunned by Monet. Shanks didn't help at all. Even the door lock was opened by Monet.Shanks said plausibly, "I'm a pirate, why should I know how to pick locks? But Nana, why can you pick locks?"

Monet didn't answer because she was already ready to unlock the door, "Don't distract me!"

"Stuck!" The lock opened.

The door cracked open a crack, and a ray of light and broken male and female voices came out, "Hmm~"

"Ah~"

"Ah..." Monet was still looking at the situation inside, but Shanks shouted. Monet quickly covered the person with his hands and feet. Monet and Shanks were just one palm apart, "What's your name?" She regretted calling Shanks here, he was a man who failed in success but failed in failure!

All adding to the chaos!

"Don't scream, do you hear me?"

[What on earth did Shanks see? ]

[This room is a dirty world for adults. Children should not look at it!I'll watch it for you! ]

[Go away, how old are you? ]

Shanks blinked, indicating that he understood.Monet removed her hand and turned around to approach the door. Shanks pulled her, "Don't look at it, Nana, there's something inside!"

"Do you think I don't know?" Monet lit the incense stick and slowly closed the door, waiting for the medicine to take effect.

Shanks looked very worried, "Is he going to be okay?"

"What can happen? Isn't it just a coma?"

[I think it is necessary for Shanks to worry. You said that the bandit king was doing something inside and suddenly lost strength. Is there any shadow? ]

[(⊙o⊙)Wow, when you say that, it seems to be the same thing. ]

There was gradually no sound inside. Monet was about to open the door to check, but Shanks stopped him. He stood in front of Monet, "I'll do it! I'll do it!"

Shanks opened the door, poked his head in, then went in himself, closed the door, and locked Monet out. After a while, he opened the door, "Don't worry, he's already fainted!"

Monet wanted to go in, but Shanks refused, "No! They're already fainted. Nana, stop watching. You won't be able to sleep after watching them! By the way, how are Nana going to deal with them?"

"They robbed some things in the village, let's send them to the navy! There happens to be a reward... Forget it, I won't take the reward."

"Sent to the Navy?"

"Yes." Monet walked downstairs and took out another rattle. When he shook it, it made a clear ringing sound.

"what is this?"

"The soul-catching bell."

"What is the use?"

"bell--"

"bell--"

The unconscious bandit slowly got up, like a walking zombie.

Shanks: "Wow! That's awesome!"

"Go to the nearby naval department and turn yourself in!"

The bandits walked out obediently and in an orderly manner, and Monet watched them board the boat and leave.

Shanks: "You can still order them? This is too scary!"

"Just giving them a hint."

[Hey, hey, hey, this is no longer a pharmacist’s worry, right?Is this a wizard? ]

[Fuss. ]

[Is this profession so awesome? ]

Monet was about to go back, but found that Shanks had followed the bandits and wanted to get on the boat. She grabbed him and asked, "What are you going to do?"

"I'm going to turn myself in."

"..."

"Huh?" Looking at Shanks' confused look, Monet frowned, "Shanks, you didn't get hit too, did you? When did you smell the fragrance?"

[How come Shanks also fell into this trap? ]

[Is this... indistinguishable between ourselves and the enemy? ]

[Nana just covered Shanks’ mouth with her hand!Nana holds the fragrance in her hands. ]

[Ah this...]

"You come back to me!"

"No, I'm going to surrender!"

[In case the surrender is successful, only the Three Emperors will be left.Hahahahaha. ]

Monet snapped his fingers in Shanks' ear, "Wake up!"

Shanks' eyes gradually became clearer and brighter. When he saw Monet tugging on his shirt, he felt a little strange, "Nana, why are you tugging on my clothes?"

"If I can't hold you back anymore, you're going to surrender to the Navy!"

"Surrender? No! I can't go to the Navy to surrender! My adventure is not over yet! No, why should I surrender? Am I crazy?"

"Maybe... maybe, you also heard the hint?"

"Oh???? So what now? Is it untied? Will I still be affected?"

"Well... probably."

"Don't do it! I don't want to surrender! Alas? Alas? How can I walk to the beach? Nana! Nana, please hold me!" Shanks's body walked towards the beach uncontrollably, and he was frightened. Yelled.

"Does Ecstasy still have such side effects? Maybe it didn't succeed." This is actually a new drug developed by Monet. This is also the reason why Shanks came out. If it doesn't succeed, Shanks should solve it faster. faster.

"Nana!!" Shanks had already untied the rope of the boat, he was extremely nervous.

Monet stretched out his hand, grabbed a handful of his hair, and walked back.Shanks had to lower his head and walked back, "Ah ah ah ah, don't pull your hair, don't pull your hair, it hurts!"

Monet stopped and stared at the slack-headed Shanks for a while, then slowly moved his hand down and pulled the red belt. Shanks became anxious again, he grabbed his pants and pulled them up, "Don't pull the belt! The pants are about to fall off, the pants are about to fall off, Nana!”

Monet stopped and said, "You are so annoying!"

"That's the weird thing about Nana's talk!"

Monet hesitated for a moment, then stretched out his hand to hold his hand. His hand was a bit rough, hard, and quite big. "That hand is okay, right?"

"Huh? Ah."

After walking a few steps, Monet felt her hand being held by a big hand. When she turned around, Shanks explained in a panic, "I, I, I'm afraid you won't be able to hold me back later! I don't want to be on board tomorrow." It makes newspaper headlines, but I still turn myself in, it’s uncomfortable to think about it!”

"Oh. Then just hold on tight and don't let go."

"I won't let go, Nana." Definitely... not!

[yeah!Holding hands!Rounding it all off is getting married! ]

[It’s so difficult for me! ]

[Baby, if you take the initiative, you can eat meat!Don’t always use your emotional intelligence in strange places!